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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂
Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....

Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. ...

Bad, Bless Up, and Bodies : Invest in tennis balls, they have a high return rate @DrSmashlove Reddit ulyerawizzardarry Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂
Bad, Bless Up, and Bodies : Invest in tennis balls, they have a high
 return rate
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit ulyerawizzardarry
Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂

Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look ...

College, Fire, and Life: Let's Talk: Does The College Degree Still Hold Weight? @balleralert tate lIniurraity lniversity caulty habe confer Let’s Talk: Does The College Degree Still Hold Weight?- blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Postgrad blues have set in. Do you hear me? It has left me thinking about the decision I made to go off to college to pursue a career in….. well, that may just be the problem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now before you all jump down my throat, this conversation excludes those who went to school for education, medicine, accounting, engineering, and-or computer science, or any other field of genius..ism. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For those who did not go to school for any of the above, now that you’ve graduated and are doing what you’re doing, was it really worth it? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ More recent than not, the thoughts of all the money and time that were wasted while at an institution to get this degree that everyone told me I needed has been heavy on my mind. It’s a known fact that now more than ever, people are starting up their own businesses, and financing their lifestyles via niches and trades of their own. No degree in sight. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Here I am, a recent graduate, and on a hunt for work. Because of this, I now wish I was less naive when I was graduating from high school. Social media has been a fire engine for businesses everywhere. You don’t need a degree to market yourself these days or to pursue your dreams in entertainment, business, etc. Not to mention the infamous “Instagram model,” who are getting paid to do…. What do they do again? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Education is important, yes, but in today’s world, it’s all about the schmoney, and right now, I owe a lot of that to my university. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ College comes with obstacles, only those who have gone can relate to this. Yes, you have a great time. Yes, you meet great people, and yes you learn a lot about yourself, but life provides that anyways… right? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t get it twisted - my degree is appreciated, and I am proud of myself for doing something a lot of people can’t do, but now I can’t help but to think - was it really worth it? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are some of your thoughts on college?
College, Fire, and Life: Let's Talk: Does The College
 Degree Still Hold Weight?
 @balleralert
 tate lIniurraity
 lniversity
 caulty
 habe confer
Let’s Talk: Does The College Degree Still Hold Weight?- blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Postgrad blues have set in. Do you hear me? It has left me thinking about the decision I made to go off to college to pursue a career in….. well, that may just be the problem. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now before you all jump down my throat, this conversation excludes those who went to school for education, medicine, accounting, engineering, and-or computer science, or any other field of genius..ism. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ For those who did not go to school for any of the above, now that you’ve graduated and are doing what you’re doing, was it really worth it? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ More recent than not, the thoughts of all the money and time that were wasted while at an institution to get this degree that everyone told me I needed has been heavy on my mind. It’s a known fact that now more than ever, people are starting up their own businesses, and financing their lifestyles via niches and trades of their own. No degree in sight. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Here I am, a recent graduate, and on a hunt for work. Because of this, I now wish I was less naive when I was graduating from high school. Social media has been a fire engine for businesses everywhere. You don’t need a degree to market yourself these days or to pursue your dreams in entertainment, business, etc. Not to mention the infamous “Instagram model,” who are getting paid to do…. What do they do again? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Education is important, yes, but in today’s world, it’s all about the schmoney, and right now, I owe a lot of that to my university. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ College comes with obstacles, only those who have gone can relate to this. Yes, you have a great time. Yes, you meet great people, and yes you learn a lot about yourself, but life provides that anyways… right? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t get it twisted - my degree is appreciated, and I am proud of myself for doing something a lot of people can’t do, but now I can’t help but to think - was it really worth it? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What are some of your thoughts on college?

Let’s Talk: Does The College Degree Still Hold Weight?- blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Postgrad blues have set in. Do you hear me? ...

Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud @claudiaalley THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER 亩冒"i sort ? 41they couldn't have Sprint 1:15 PM @崋77%- "..亩呂 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw ) Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I might have missed a some and if so help me So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll if you want to look me up. Im just asking, if this is First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped your profle that I described, please message left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really me back with 'right or "left just so I know it wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last names this would be much easier but it doesn could totally get some donuts or something but so I have to describe the protile to you. youre interested or not. If you choose "right we if you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even more Claudia's, spread the word please. It would be much appreciated! 1 swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know how to change it. The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them. In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that's fine but they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw Claudia, 20 Everyone enjoy your day! Hayden Missouri State University less than a mile away octually 18, but i dont know how to change the age, 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are single if you'd rather have one of them. My mom is not included Reply to All Reply to All
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud
 @claudiaalley
 THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED
 EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI
 STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
 亩冒"i sort ?
 41they couldn't have
 Sprint
 1:15 PM
 @崋77%-
 "..亩呂
 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 )
 Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I
 might have missed a some and if so help me
 So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that
 didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll if
 you want to look me up. Im just asking, if this is
 First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a
 rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped your profle that I described, please message
 left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really me back with 'right or "left just so I know it
 wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last
 names this would be much easier but it doesn could totally get some donuts or something but
 so I have to describe the protile to you.
 youre interested or not. If you choose "right we
 if you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If
 it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even
 more Claudia's, spread the word please. It
 would be much appreciated!
 1 swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia
 The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio
 it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know
 how to change it. The pictures she provided had
 some with her friends and her mom in them. In
 her bio she said some of her friends were single
 and if anyone liked them better that's fine but
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 Claudia, 20
 Everyone enjoy your day!
 Hayden
 Missouri State University
 less than a mile away
 octually 18, but i dont know how to change
 the age, 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are
 single if you'd rather have one of them. My
 mom is not included
 Reply to All
 Reply to All
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud @claudiaalley THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOUR STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER " I Sorint令 15 PM 亩冒 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw MH To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41 41they couldn't have Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think might have missed a some and if so help me So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden moll i you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is your profile that I described, please message First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped eft on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really wanted to swipe right, If Tinder provided last names this would be much easier but it doesnt, so I have to describe the profile to you me back with "right" or "left just so I know if youre interested or not. If you choose "righr we could totally get some donuts or something but f you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If t's none of you Claudia's, and you know even more Claudia's, spread the word please. It I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia. The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actually 18 and she didnt know how to change it. The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them, In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that's fine but they couldnt have her mom. (had me dead btw would be much appreciated Claudia, 20 Everyone enjoy your day! Hayden Missoui State University loss than a mle away actualy 18, but i don't know how to change the oge. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are single if you'd rather have one of them. My om is not included Reply to All Reply to Al i need help w english dm me please. anyways tag a claud
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud
 @claudiaalley
 THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED
 EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOUR
 STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
 " I Sorint令
 15 PM
 亩冒
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 MH
 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia,41
 41they couldn't have
 Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think
 might have missed a some and if so help me
 So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that
 didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden moll i
 you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is
 your profile that I described, please message
 First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a
 rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped
 eft on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really
 wanted to swipe right, If Tinder provided last
 names this would be much easier but it doesnt,
 so I have to describe the profile to you
 me back with "right" or "left just so I know if
 youre interested or not. If you choose "righr we
 could totally get some donuts or something but
 f you choose "left that's cool too. No worries! If
 t's none of you Claudia's, and you know even
 more Claudia's, spread the word please. It
 I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia.
 The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio
 it said she was actually 18 and she didnt know
 how to change it. The pictures she provided had
 some with her friends and her mom in them, In
 her bio she said some of her friends were single
 and if anyone liked them better that's fine but
 they couldnt have her mom. (had me dead btw
 would be much appreciated
 Claudia, 20
 Everyone enjoy your day!
 Hayden
 Missoui State University
 loss than a mle away
 actualy 18, but i don't know how to change
 the oge. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are
 single if you'd rather have one of them. My
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Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud @claudiaalley THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER 1:15 PM @崋77% 亩冒..t Sprint ? 面冒 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia, 41 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw ) Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I might have missed a some and if so help me So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll i you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is your profile that I described, please message First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last names this would be much easier but it doesnt, so have to describe the profile to you. me back with "right" or "ieft just so l know if you're interested or not. If you choose "right we could totally get some donuts or something but if you choose "left" that's cool too. No worries! If it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even more Claudia's, spread the word please. It would be much appreciated! I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia. The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know how to change it. The pictures she provided had some with her friends and her mom in them. In her bio she said some of her friends were single and if anyone liked them better that's fine but they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw Claudia, 20 Everyone enjoy your day! Hayden Missouri State University 0 less than a mile away actually 18, but i dont know how to change the age. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are single if you'd rather have one of them. My mom is not included Reply to All Reply to All Love in 2018
Bad, Friends, and Hello: Claud
 @claudiaalley
 THIS GUY LITERALLY EMAILED
 EVERY CLAUDIA AT MISSOURI
 STATE TO FIND ME ON TINDER
 1:15 PM
 @崋77%
 亩冒..t Sprint ?
 面冒
 To Figueroa Alexander, Claudia, 41
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 )
 Hello all Claudia's of Missouri State (I think. I
 might have missed a some and if so help me
 So, like I said, I meant to swipe right but that
 didnt happen. My Instagram is hayden.moll i
 you want to look me up. I'm just asking, if this is
 your profile that I described, please message
 First off, my name is Hayden, and I made a
 rookie mistake on Tinder. I accidentally swiped
 left on a Claudia's profile (left is bad) and I really
 wanted to swipe right. If Tinder provided last
 names this would be much easier but it doesnt,
 so have to describe the profile to you.
 me back with "right" or "ieft just so l know if
 you're interested or not. If you choose "right we
 could totally get some donuts or something but
 if you choose "left" that's cool too. No worries! If
 it's none of you Claudia's, and you know even
 more Claudia's, spread the word please. It
 would be much appreciated!
 I swiped left on a girl with the name Claudia.
 The age next to her name was 20, but in her bio
 it said she was actualy 18 and she didn't know
 how to change it. The pictures she provided had
 some with her friends and her mom in them. In
 her bio she said some of her friends were single
 and if anyone liked them better that's fine but
 they couldn't have her mom. (had me dead btw
 Claudia, 20
 Everyone enjoy your day!
 Hayden
 Missouri State University
 0 less than a mile away
 actually 18, but i dont know how to change
 the age. 3 out of the 5 friends pictured are
 single if you'd rather have one of them. My
 mom is not included
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Memes, American, and Appreciate: Sterling K. Brown Becomes First African American To Receive Golden Globe Award for "Best Actor In A TV Series, Drama" @balleralert Sterling K. Brown Becomes First African American To Receive Golden Globe Award for “Best Actor In A TV Series, Drama” - blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well look at 2018- showing out already! Last night, The 75th annual Golden Globe Awards aired live. It was a room full of A-list celebrities there to celebrate and recognize 2017’s best in film and television. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amongst the stars, shined a bright one. SterlingKBrown, co-star in NBC’s “This Is Us” won this year’s “Best Actor in a TV series, Drama” making him the first African American to do so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Brown didn’t realize the history he made upon his acceptance speech, but let it be known that Black Hollywood is a force to be reckoned with. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “What I appreciate so much about this thing is that I’m being seen for who I am, and I’m being appreciated for who I am, and it makes it that more difficult to dismiss me or dismiss anybody who looks like me,” said Brown during his acceptance speech. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Come through with the history being made! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations again to the “Jackie Robinson of acting!”
Memes, American, and Appreciate: Sterling K. Brown Becomes First African
 American To Receive Golden Globe Award
 for "Best Actor In A TV Series, Drama"
 @balleralert
Sterling K. Brown Becomes First African American To Receive Golden Globe Award for “Best Actor In A TV Series, Drama” - blogged by @lanaladonna ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well look at 2018- showing out already! Last night, The 75th annual Golden Globe Awards aired live. It was a room full of A-list celebrities there to celebrate and recognize 2017’s best in film and television. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Amongst the stars, shined a bright one. SterlingKBrown, co-star in NBC’s “This Is Us” won this year’s “Best Actor in a TV series, Drama” making him the first African American to do so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Brown didn’t realize the history he made upon his acceptance speech, but let it be known that Black Hollywood is a force to be reckoned with. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “What I appreciate so much about this thing is that I’m being seen for who I am, and I’m being appreciated for who I am, and it makes it that more difficult to dismiss me or dismiss anybody who looks like me,” said Brown during his acceptance speech. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Come through with the history being made! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations again to the “Jackie Robinson of acting!”

Sterling K. Brown Becomes First African American To Receive Golden Globe Award for “Best Actor In A TV Series, Drama” - blogged by @lanalado...

Blessed, Game of Thrones, and Hbo: HBO Confirms Hit Series "Game of Thrones" Won't Return Until 2019 @balleralert HBO Confirms Hit Series “Game of Thrones” Won’t Return Until 2019 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Winter Is Coming! But...not until 2019. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That’s right the rumors you heard were true, Season 8 of GameOfThrones is coming back officially in 2019, HBO announced on Thursday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This past summer we were blessed with season 7 while the previous seasons aired regularly during the spring. This time around, the series has yet to drop an exact date for 2019. However, we do know this last season will be the series’ shortest with just six episodes that are said to possibly be over an hour long. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SophieTurner, who plays Sansa Stark, spilled the tea previously to Variety, detailing that production on Season 8 began in October and is set to go on until the middle of 2018. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Even though fans have to wait a little bit longer, the year off will be appreciated. GOT showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss are anticipating a series finale that will make television history.
Blessed, Game of Thrones, and Hbo: HBO Confirms Hit Series "Game of
 Thrones" Won't Return Until 2019
 @balleralert
HBO Confirms Hit Series “Game of Thrones” Won’t Return Until 2019 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Winter Is Coming! But...not until 2019. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That’s right the rumors you heard were true, Season 8 of GameOfThrones is coming back officially in 2019, HBO announced on Thursday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This past summer we were blessed with season 7 while the previous seasons aired regularly during the spring. This time around, the series has yet to drop an exact date for 2019. However, we do know this last season will be the series’ shortest with just six episodes that are said to possibly be over an hour long. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SophieTurner, who plays Sansa Stark, spilled the tea previously to Variety, detailing that production on Season 8 began in October and is set to go on until the middle of 2018. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Even though fans have to wait a little bit longer, the year off will be appreciated. GOT showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss are anticipating a series finale that will make television history.

HBO Confirms Hit Series “Game of Thrones” Won’t Return Until 2019 - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Winter Is Coming! But......

Community, Memes, and Vladimir Putin: THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secreta FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE December 17, 2017 Readout of President Donald J. Trump's Call with President Vladimir Putin President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia called President Donald J. Trump today to thank him for the advanced warning the United States intelligence agencies provided to Russia concerning a major terror plot in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Based on the information the United States provided, Russian authorities were able to capture the terrorists just prior to an attack that could have killed large numbers of people. No Russian lives were lost and the terrorist attackers were caught and are now incarcerated. President Trump appreciated the call and told President Putin that he and the entire United States intelligence community were pleased to have helped save so many lives. President Trump stressed the importance of intelligence cooperation to defeat terrorists wherever they may be. Both leaders agreed that this serves as an example of the positive things that can occur when our countries work together. President Putin extended his thanks and congratulations to Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Director Mike Pompeo and the CIA. President Trump then called Director Pompeo to congratulate him, his very talented people, and the entire intelligence community on a job well done! Russian President Vladimir Putin called President Donald J. Trump to thank him for providing intelligence that helped thwart a planned terror attack in St. Petersburg, The White House says.
Community, Memes, and Vladimir Putin: THE WHITE HOUSE
 Office of the Press Secreta
 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
 December 17, 2017
 Readout of President Donald J. Trump's Call with President Vladimir Putin
 President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia called President Donald J. Trump today to
 thank him for the advanced warning the United States intelligence agencies provided
 to Russia concerning a major terror plot in Saint Petersburg, Russia. Based on the
 information the United States provided, Russian authorities were able to capture the
 terrorists just prior to an attack that could have killed large numbers of people. No
 Russian lives were lost and the terrorist attackers were caught and are now
 incarcerated. President Trump appreciated the call and told President Putin that he
 and the entire United States intelligence community were pleased to have helped
 save so many lives. President Trump stressed the importance of intelligence
 cooperation to defeat terrorists wherever they may be. Both leaders agreed that this
 serves as an example of the positive things that can occur when our countries work
 together. President Putin extended his thanks and congratulations to Central
 Intelligence Agency (CIA) Director Mike Pompeo and the CIA. President Trump then
 called Director Pompeo to congratulate him, his very talented people, and the entire
 intelligence community on a job well done!
Russian President Vladimir Putin called President Donald J. Trump to thank him for providing intelligence that helped thwart a planned terror attack in St. Petersburg, The White House says.

Russian President Vladimir Putin called President Donald J. Trump to thank him for providing intelligence that helped thwart a planned terro...