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aragon: hear the air moving ih the Riders! cried Aragorn, springing to his feet. Many riders on swift steeds are coming towards us!' Yes,' said Legolas, 'there are one hundred and five. Yellow is their hair, and bright are their spears. Their leader is very jeza-red edgebug morganne This isn't a fucking competition Legolas Any time anyone says Tolkien isn't funny, I bring up this scene To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We're talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right? Cue Legolas, a k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human's to shame He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up the little shit drove the point home by saying "Oh yeah, I see them, I've seen them this whole time, there's a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they're all blonde and they're carrying spears nbd Cue Aragon gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay But WHAT IF, okay, what if What if Legolas had NO FREAKING IDEA what Aragon is doing by laying on the ground like that? So the Man goes fdown and the Elf and Dwarf both look at him, like wt Aragorn, are you okay? And he just keeps shushing them, so they shrug and look at each other in awkward helplessness and wait to see what this is all about And when Aragorn finally gets up and tells them about the riders, Legolas is so grateful that he just blurs out the info, because fuck it man, you are alright, I thought you ve lost it or broke your spine or something, hold me Gimli, I am too old for this adventure business Good guy Legolasomg-humor.tumblr.com
aragon: hear the air
 moving
 ih
 the
 Riders! cried Aragorn, springing to his feet. Many riders
 on swift steeds are coming towards us!'
 Yes,' said Legolas, 'there are one hundred and five. Yellow
 is their hair, and bright are their spears. Their leader is very
 jeza-red
 edgebug
 morganne
 This isn't a fucking competition Legolas
 Any time anyone says Tolkien isn't funny, I bring up this scene
 To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just
 been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the
 dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out
 of sight. We're talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the
 ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on
 hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of
 fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
 Cue Legolas, a k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and
 hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human's to shame
 He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear
 footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up
 the little shit drove the point home by saying "Oh yeah, I see them, I've
 seen them this whole time, there's a hundred and five of them, oh yeah
 and they're all blonde and they're carrying spears nbd
 Cue Aragon gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like
 the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is
 This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay
 But WHAT IF, okay, what if
 What if Legolas had NO FREAKING IDEA what Aragon is doing by laying
 on the ground like that?
 So the Man goes fdown and the Elf and Dwarf both look at him, like wt
 Aragorn, are you okay? And he just keeps shushing them, so they shrug
 and look at each other in awkward helplessness and wait to see what this
 is all about
 And when Aragorn finally gets up and tells them about the riders, Legolas
 is so grateful that he just blurs out the info, because fuck it man, you are
 alright, I thought you ve lost it or broke your spine or something, hold me
 Gimli, I am too old for this adventure business
Good guy Legolasomg-humor.tumblr.com

Good guy Legolasomg-humor.tumblr.com