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Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen:
jai-paul:
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato

the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato

Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen:

jai-paul:
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato

the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato

Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen:


jai-paul:
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato

the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato

Are You Fucking Kidding: keepc00lin: inherited-characteristics: Are you fuCkiNg KidDing Me?!???? They end up sorted at the end‽ But how ?
Are You Fucking Kidding: keepc00lin:
inherited-characteristics:

Are you fuCkiNg KidDing Me?!????
They end up sorted at the end‽


But how ?

keepc00lin: inherited-characteristics: Are you fuCkiNg KidDing Me?!???? They end up sorted at the end‽ But how ?

Are You Fucking Kidding: Teacher trained in gun use accidentally discharges firearm in Calif. classroom, injuring student Dennis Alexander speaks at a Seaside, Calij., city council meeting on Feb. 15. (Seaside City Council) Fred Barbash, Washington Post Published: March 14, 2018 Updated: March 14, 2018 at 10:32 AM A teacher who is also a reserve police officer trained in firearm use accidentally discharged a gun Tuesday at Seaside High School in Monterey County, California, during a class devoted to public safety. A male student was reported to have sustained non-life- threatening injuries. <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873818292/hello-kitty-senpai-jlongbone-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873432302/jlongbone-mojave-red-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873240409/mojave-red-indiecup-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171873182999/indiecup-mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872811987/mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171872688199/mikeneedsadrink-indiecup-pocblog-it-was" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/171872635054/indiecup-pocblog-it-was-california-what-did" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872530712/pocblog-it-was-california-what-did-you-expect" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pocblog.tumblr.com/post/171867644405" class="tumblr_blog">pocblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p5l9sg4PIZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It was California, what did you expect lmao</p> </blockquote> <p>Why was it out of it’s holster?</p> </blockquote> <p>Because fucktard decided to point it at the ceiling and pull the trigger </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait are you fucking kidding me right now????</p> </blockquote> <p>I am not. The bullet fragmented and part of it hit a student’s neck</p> </blockquote> <p>….</p> </blockquote> <p>“accidental discharge” no. <br/><br/>He made a conscious decision to unholster, point and fire his weapon and I want to know why. <br/><br/>I already KNOW why but I want it confirmed. </p> </blockquote> <p>y’all don’t find it just a LITTLE strange that two trained professionals, a reserve cop and a reserve soldier, BOTH fucked up a gun safety course and shot a student within days of each other, one on each coast, at a time when government agencies and mass media are lobbying for a gun ban? <br/><br/>You don’t find it a LITTLE BIT WEIRD that we’re suddenly, when theres a call to arm teachers, having this problem that we’ve never had before in a way that supports exactly one (1) agenda but only from people working directly for armed branches of government? <br/><br/>Cause I find that real fucking odd. </p> </blockquote> <p>so hard not to find conspiracy theories in this shit nowadays :/</p></blockquote>
Are You Fucking Kidding: Teacher trained in gun use
 accidentally discharges firearm in
 Calif. classroom, injuring student
 Dennis Alexander speaks at a Seaside, Calij., city council
 meeting on Feb. 15. (Seaside City Council)
 Fred Barbash, Washington Post
 Published: March 14, 2018
 Updated: March 14, 2018 at 10:32 AM
 A teacher who is also a
 reserve police officer
 trained in firearm use accidentally
 discharged a gun Tuesday at Seaside
 High School in Monterey County,
 California, during a class devoted to
 public safety. A male student was
 reported to have sustained non-life-
 threatening injuries.
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873432302/jlongbone-mojave-red-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873240409/mojave-red-indiecup-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171873182999/indiecup-mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872811987/mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171872688199/mikeneedsadrink-indiecup-pocblog-it-was" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/171872635054/indiecup-pocblog-it-was-california-what-did" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872530712/pocblog-it-was-california-what-did-you-expect" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://pocblog.tumblr.com/post/171867644405" class="tumblr_blog">pocblog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p5l9sg4PIZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>It was California, what did you expect lmao</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Why was it out of it’s holster?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Because fucktard decided to point it at the ceiling and pull the trigger </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Wait are you fucking kidding me right now????</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I am not. The bullet fragmented and part of it hit a student’s neck</p>
</blockquote>
<p>….</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“accidental discharge” no. <br/><br/>He made a conscious decision to unholster, point and fire his weapon and I want to know why. <br/><br/>I already KNOW why but I want it confirmed. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>y’all don’t find it just a LITTLE strange that two trained professionals, a reserve cop and a reserve soldier, BOTH fucked up a gun safety course and shot a student within days of each other, one on each coast, at a time when government agencies and mass media are lobbying for a gun ban? <br/><br/>You don’t find it a LITTLE BIT WEIRD that we’re suddenly, when theres a call to arm teachers, having this problem that we’ve never had before in a way that supports exactly one (1) agenda but only from people working directly for armed branches of government? <br/><br/>Cause I find that real fucking odd. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>so hard not to find conspiracy theories in this shit nowadays :/</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>...

Are You Fucking Kidding: ofgeography tumbl Follow ou think just because I'm a movie star Idont have feelings. Well, you're wrong! I do have IM AN ACTRESS HAVE ALL OF THEMI ofgeography so here's a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? mel i dol i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw Tirst wives club 2" on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAHIl FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!" NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUELII here's the synopsis for first wives club 2 disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands' new lovers under their wing. sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old. so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i'm starting to feel suspicious?? like it's really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they're alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY here's what i did not know about first wives club 2 It is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic. . so of course l, horrified that i've accidentally bought porn on my family's account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that's that EXCEPT, OF COURSE you have to pay for pay per view . so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and im sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we're just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, "okay, there's something we need to discuss. as a family .AS A FAMILY and im like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she's going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Eaned It Kiddo, and she puls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and Im like: OH NO. i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren't going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography? as a reminder, a quick table survey: my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent) my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent) my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent) me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography silence my mother said, Tm not going to ask again silence my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY my mother shook her head and put the bill down. this was incredibly inappropriate, she said. "skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. I'm not paying for it. what if molly had seen it? WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT? don't expose my kid to that crap. .DON'T EXPOSE MY KID TO THAT CRAP if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don't expect me to pay for it. i can't believe one of you did that in the living room. I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT .IN THE LIVING ROOM but molly, why didn't you own up to it and explain that it was an accident? are you fucking kidding . .i did not want to go to porn prison the tin conclusion to this story เร that I never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for .my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wite's sister's my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister's husband's but molly, why don't you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn't real? are you fucking kidding this is the best thing rve ever done . Source belies myour girl #pom prison #molly writes things 445,020 notes The Lesbian Porn Mystery
Are You Fucking Kidding: ofgeography
 tumbl
 Follow
 ou think just because I'm a movie
 star Idont have feelings.
 Well, you're wrong! I do have
 IM AN ACTRESS
 HAVE ALL OF THEMI
 ofgeography
 so here's a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? mel i dol i
 love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i
 saw Tirst wives club 2" on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAHIl FIRST WIVES
 CLUB TWO!" NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUELII
 here's the synopsis for first wives club 2
 disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands' new lovers under their wing.
 sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
 so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i'm starting to feel suspicious??
 like it's really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of
 the first wives are the same?? how come they're alone in a bedroom with mood
 lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their
 shirts?? WHY ARE THEY
 here's what i did not know about first wives club 2
 It is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
 .
 so of course l, horrified that i've accidentally bought porn on my family's account
 (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything
 regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch
 an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and
 that's that
 EXCEPT, OF COURSE
 you have to pay for pay per view
 .
 so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my
 mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and im
 sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt
 deb, and we're just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my
 mother puts her fork down and says, "okay, there's something we need to
 discuss. as a family
 .AS A FAMILY
 and im like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be
 dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she's going to buy me
 My Own Computer Just Because U Eaned It Kiddo, and she puls out a piece of
 paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and Im like: OH NO.
 i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes
 into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN
 PRISON they weren't going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody
 want to tell me who purchased the pornography?
 as a reminder, a quick table survey:
 my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
 my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to
 kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
 my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named
 Sister Placid (innocent)
 me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased
 the lesbian pornography
 silence
 my mother said, Tm not going to ask again
 silence
 my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY
 LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES
 WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY
 my mother shook her head and put the bill down. this was incredibly
 inappropriate, she said. "skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. I'm
 not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?
 WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
 don't expose my kid to that crap.
 .DON'T
 EXPOSE
 MY KID
 TO THAT CRAP
 if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don't expect me to pay
 for it. i can't believe one of you did that in the living room.
 I CAN'T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
 .IN THE LIVING ROOM
 but molly, why didn't you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
 are you fucking kidding
 .
 .i did not want to go to porn prison
 the tin conclusion to this story เร that I never owned up to it, which means that
 there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian
 porn. a quick survey
 my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
 .my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wite's sister's
 my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister's husband's
 but molly, why don't you own up to it now, with the safety of time and
 distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn't real?
 are you fucking kidding
 this is the best thing rve ever done
 .
 Source belies
 myour girl
 #pom prison
 #molly writes things
 445,020 notes
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Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato
Are You Fucking Kidding: the-skeleton-queen:
jai-paul:
are you fucking kidding me
its him
its mash potato

the-skeleton-queen: jai-paul: are you fucking kidding me its him its mash potato