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Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish? i wanna die so bad right now -waaaaay too tall -blood is 3% soda -literally murders innocents and is still widely considered a "smol bean" -good relationship with their mom -hobbies range from making origami to plotting to blow up the moon -really their height is just unreasonable and very intimidating i heard you've been saying some shit grandparents live in korea -little ball of anger -uses napalm as moisturiser -no one is sure if they're actually racist or not thinks they can speak german -lists "kicking inanimate objects" as a hobby got sold fake cocaine once about me on your blog -damaged -iterally no one can bring themselves to like -communicates only in grunts -writes terrible fiction -goes out of their way to upset others -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing) -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish -leaves agressive voicemails -used to be emo -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them way too many Ns little miss finland turns to camera in shock ADAM supreme gentleman -absolutely deplorable shoves an american flag up their ass most mornings takes selfies everywhere -everywhere i said loves their pets -finds depressive thinking arousing horrible handwriting tries. fails. -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay -uses air quotes to patronise others -"feminism is stupid" -can't get laid -has probably had lip injections. and ego injections. "why do girls always go for douchebags" -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in december. after the last star in the galaxy has burned out. mad at them -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D. -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7 -says weird shit 97% of the time -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid" will not get a haircut hasn't slept ever do have a frighteningly intense 56 brennan's burger bundies gets what they want because they are-worships satan -known as the zodiac killer -takes off their glasses and becomes ets morbid sense of humour that occasionally gets them in trouble wants to have you (over) for dinner behaves drunk while sober and also while drunk. -vastly overestimates their ability to get away with things -does absolutely nothing in a group project and no one gets mad -dog person -has brushed their teeth less than 7 times since birth probably borrowed their cheekbones off a meth addict -greasy grease on top of their grease jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the d a m a g e d thing from another tag yourself I apologise) I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam
Ass, Bad, and Crime: wait, you're jewish?
 i wanna die so bad right now
 -waaaaay too tall
 -blood is 3% soda
 -literally murders innocents and is still
 widely considered a "smol bean"
 -good relationship with their mom
 -hobbies range from making origami to
 plotting to blow up the moon
 -really their height is just unreasonable
 and very intimidating
 i heard you've been saying some shit
 grandparents live in korea
 -little ball of anger
 -uses napalm as moisturiser
 -no one is sure if they're actually
 racist or not
 thinks they can speak german
 -lists "kicking inanimate objects"
 as a hobby
 got sold fake cocaine once
 about me on your blog
 -damaged
 -iterally no one can bring themselves to like
 -communicates only in grunts
 -writes terrible fiction
 -goes out of their way to upset others
 -trying desperately to hide the gay (failing)
 -says shit like "adios" (doesn't speak spanish
 -leaves agressive voicemails
 -used to be emo
 -gets drunk and stabs inanimate objects
 -has an alien girlfriends and also 700 alter egos
 -is 103% sure that the world is out to get them
 way too many Ns
 little miss finland
 turns to camera in shock ADAM
 supreme gentleman
 -absolutely deplorable
 shoves an american flag up their ass
 most mornings
 takes selfies everywhere
 -everywhere i said
 loves their pets
 -finds depressive thinking arousing
 horrible handwriting
 tries. fails.
 -wants to be Wait, You're Jewish? but can't does rude shit but no one can stay
 -uses air quotes to patronise others
 -"feminism is stupid"
 -can't get laid
 -has probably had lip injections. and ego
 injections.
 "why do girls always go for douchebags"
 -wears sunglasses indoors. at night. in
 december. after the last star in the galaxy
 has burned out.
 mad at them
 -all gods are fictional except for themselfays gets asked for I.D.
 -makes fun of soccer moms but doesn't act hasn't taken a flattering photo in 7
 -says weird shit 97% of the time
 -wears t-shirts with edgy slogans
 -has v few friends but the friendships they clasifies self as a "cool kid"
 will not get a haircut
 hasn't slept ever
 do have a frighteningly intense
 56
 brennan's burger bundies
 gets what they want because they are-worships satan
 -known as the zodiac killer
 -takes off their glasses and becomes
 ets
 morbid sense of humour that
 occasionally gets them in trouble
 wants to have you (over) for dinner
 behaves drunk while sober and also
 while drunk.
 -vastly overestimates their ability to get
 away with things
 -does absolutely nothing in a group
 project and no one gets mad
 -dog person
 -has brushed their teeth less than 7
 times since birth
 probably borrowed their cheekbones
 off a meth addict
 -greasy grease on top of their grease
jeffreysdrunk:

luvoxxx:

Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought tumblr might appreciate it. I have no idea why there’s like 400 typos in it I swear English is my first language wtf. Anyway it’s just a meme it’s not meant to be disrespectful or gross or anything please enjoy my completely unfunny sense of humour. (Also I blatantly stole the  d a m a g e d  thing from another tag yourself I apologise)

I’m grandparents live in Korea and Dahmer lol

Way too many Ns *turns to camera in shock* Adam

jeffreysdrunk: luvoxxx: Okeeey so I don’t usually post stuff but a friend of mine asked me to make a true crime tag yourself and I thought...

Memes, Noah, and Hawaii: There is a Fungus, which when smelled can trigger spontaneous orgasms in human females. Ok so I'm going to make mushroom pheromone spray and make women everywhere happy :) (Source iflscience.com) Officially discovered back in 2001, John Halliday and Noah Soule were the first to record the effects of a fungus that could instantly induce female orgasm. Published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, Halliday explains that he and his colleague Soule heard of an unusual fungi growing in recent lava flows on the island of Hawaii – a bright orange mushroom which supposedly caused women to suddenly reach climax for no apparent reason. Intrigued by the concept, the pair headed to the island to see if these fantastical claims are true. For science, of course. Forming on lava flows 600–1000 years old, the unnamed Dictyophora species was deemed a very intense aphrodisiac when smelled by women – despite, or maybe because, of its “fetid” smell. The pair put the claim to the test by asking volunteers (I wonder how they whittled the number of applicants down?) to take a deep whiff, and recording their arousal levels. The results recorded in the Journal show a significant increase in arousal, with nearly half of the women experiencing spontaneous orgasms. All of the men, on the other hand, claimed it smelled absolutely disgusting. The pair also described the morphology and chemistry of the fungus, and concluded that the "hormone-like compounds present [...] may have some similarity to human neurotransmitters released during sexual encounters." chakabars @consciousconnect720
Memes, Noah, and Hawaii: There is a Fungus, which when smelled
 can trigger spontaneous orgasms in
 human females.
Ok so I'm going to make mushroom pheromone spray and make women everywhere happy :) (Source iflscience.com) Officially discovered back in 2001, John Halliday and Noah Soule were the first to record the effects of a fungus that could instantly induce female orgasm. Published in the International Journal of Medicinal Mushrooms, Halliday explains that he and his colleague Soule heard of an unusual fungi growing in recent lava flows on the island of Hawaii – a bright orange mushroom which supposedly caused women to suddenly reach climax for no apparent reason. Intrigued by the concept, the pair headed to the island to see if these fantastical claims are true. For science, of course. Forming on lava flows 600–1000 years old, the unnamed Dictyophora species was deemed a very intense aphrodisiac when smelled by women – despite, or maybe because, of its “fetid” smell. The pair put the claim to the test by asking volunteers (I wonder how they whittled the number of applicants down?) to take a deep whiff, and recording their arousal levels. The results recorded in the Journal show a significant increase in arousal, with nearly half of the women experiencing spontaneous orgasms. All of the men, on the other hand, claimed it smelled absolutely disgusting. The pair also described the morphology and chemistry of the fungus, and concluded that the "hormone-like compounds present [...] may have some similarity to human neurotransmitters released during sexual encounters." chakabars @consciousconnect720

Ok so I'm going to make mushroom pheromone spray and make women everywhere happy :) (Source iflscience.com) Officially discovered back in 20...

Lacrosse, Fandom, and Arousal: someone talk makeup to me it's like talking dirty but significantly more arousing . . . also random update nobody asked for I started playing lacrosse and I like it a whole lot
Lacrosse, Fandom, and Arousal: someone talk makeup to me it's like talking dirty but significantly more arousing . . . also random update nobody asked for I started playing lacrosse and I like it a whole lot

someone talk makeup to me it's like talking dirty but significantly more arousing . . . also random update nobody asked for I started playin...

9gag, Ass, and Do It Again: THE SCHEDULER I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME THIS SATURDAY 「M ON T LAST DAY OF MY PERIOD A IKIDA PULED MY WAS AT YOGA, BUT I SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO BY THEN HELL YEAH! TLL ADJUST MY MASTURBATION SCHEDULE There's nothing more arousing than COMPLETE SPONTANETY when selecting a regimented sex night. THE NAKED TRUTH LOOK,TM JUST NOT FEELING THAT TONGHT. CAN YOU MOVE YOUR TONGUE 12 CM NORTHAIEST AND SLOW YOUR LEFT NDEX FINGER BY 18? FUCK YEAH, I aN hints You've been together long enough to stop dr and just straight-up say what you want with brutal THE THANK-GOD-WE'RE-NOT-SINGLE OH GOD, OH GOD, TM I MAY NEVER HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER OKCUPID PROFILE AGAIN!!! I ALREADY CAME out with your friend and their extr After new date, go and show each other how grateful you are. THE FİNİSHER UH, ACTUALLY, 1-KNDA WANT TO ATCH ONE MORE EPISODE? THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT SO I DIDNT HAVE TO You both know you want to keep watching TV and you can admit it without it sounding like you think TV is better than sex. THE DRuNKEN MULLIGAN You're both hammered Just have sex in the morning - you dont have to take advantage of your lowered inhibitions (You've aready seen each other apply rash cream) THE AİRBNB FuCKATHON (AKA, "THE AIR BONE N' BONEMORE" WOWY A FLOWER INA MASON JARI SO MUCH NEW STUFF AND IVE NEVER CLPPED M NALS IN THIS ROOM BEFORE! LETS DO IT AGAIN HOLY SHIT YOURE AT A LOCATION THAT ISNT YOUR BORING-ASS APARTMENT WHERE YOU WAKE UP FOR WORK EVERY MORNING Instantly have sex five times, at least once in every room and on every piece of furniture including the router Sorry for thelong here's two sweet <p>6 Sex Moves For Long Term Relationships / <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/aGxBB06">via</a></p>
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9gag, Ass, and Do It Again: THE SCHEDULER
 I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME THIS SATURDAY
 「M ON T LAST DAY OF MY PERIOD A
 IKIDA PULED MY WAS AT YOGA, BUT I
 SHOULD BE GOOD TO GO BY THEN
 HELL YEAH! TLL ADJUST
 MY MASTURBATION SCHEDULE
 There's nothing more arousing than COMPLETE SPONTANETY
 when selecting a regimented sex night.
 THE NAKED TRUTH
 LOOK,TM JUST NOT FEELING THAT
 TONGHT. CAN YOU MOVE YOUR TONGUE 12
 CM NORTHAIEST AND SLOW YOUR LEFT
 NDEX FINGER BY 18?
 FUCK YEAH, I aN
 hints
 You've been together long enough to stop dr
 and just straight-up say what you want with brutal
 THE THANK-GOD-WE'RE-NOT-SINGLE
 OH GOD, OH GOD, TM
 I MAY NEVER HAVE TO
 MAKE ANOTHER OKCUPID
 PROFILE AGAIN!!!
 I ALREADY CAME
 out with your friend and their extr
 After
 new date, go
 and show each other how grateful you are.
 THE FİNİSHER
 UH, ACTUALLY, 1-KNDA WANT TO
 ATCH ONE MORE EPISODE?
 THANK YOU FOR
 SAYING THAT SO I DIDNT
 HAVE TO
 You both know you want to keep watching TV and you can
 admit it without it sounding like you think TV is better than sex.
 THE DRuNKEN MULLIGAN
 You're both hammered Just have sex in the morning - you
 dont have to take advantage of your lowered inhibitions
 (You've aready seen each other apply rash cream)
 THE AİRBNB FuCKATHON
 (AKA, "THE AIR BONE N' BONEMORE"
 WOWY A FLOWER INA
 MASON JARI SO MUCH
 NEW STUFF
 AND IVE NEVER CLPPED M
 NALS IN THIS ROOM BEFORE!
 LETS DO IT AGAIN
 HOLY SHIT YOURE AT A LOCATION THAT ISNT YOUR BORING-ASS
 APARTMENT WHERE YOU WAKE UP FOR WORK EVERY MORNING
 Instantly have sex five times, at least once in every room and on every piece
 of furniture including the router
 Sorry for thelong
 here's two sweet
<p>6 Sex Moves For Long Term Relationships / <a href="http://9gag.com/gag/aGxBB06">via</a></p>

6 Sex Moves For Long Term Relationships / via