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    Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
                
            

            
            
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    9gag, Bad, and Club: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMฤฐTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMANDๅฐA POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
laughoutloud-club:

Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                9gag, Bad, and Club: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMฤฐTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMANDๅฐA POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
laughoutloud-club:

Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
                
            

            
            
laughoutloud-club:

Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    9gag, Bad, and Community: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMฤฐTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMANDๅฐA POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                9gag, Bad, and Community: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMฤฐTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMANDๅฐA POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
                
            

            
            
Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english