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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" 工@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 工@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying
Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde
 i received this comically large pencil asa
 gift several years ago and my first
 thought, understandably, was 'what the
 christ am i meant to do with this?"

 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite
 Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With
 This. And so a while ago i took it in with
 me to a lecture, hoping against hope that
 whichever poor Fool was unfortunate
 enough to sit next to me might have
 forgotten or misplaced their writing
 implement
 3
 0458 8,741
 工@oscarewilde. 1d
 utilising The Pencil is also dependent on
 the person not using a laptop. So the
 chances of success are extraordinarily
 slim, and I've only managed to find
 suitable candidates three times in all of
 the dozens of occasions i've had The
 Pencil on my person
 3
 I @oscarewilde 1d
 i size up my target, watching them feign
 patting their pockets in vain for the
 ballpoint they so obviously left at home,
 and i wait, i wait for the blessed
 question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could
 Borrow?

 I @oscarewilde .1d
 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a
 pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say,
 distantly now, as the blood is rushing to
 my ears and i can barely hear them. I
 maintain a straight face. This is key to
 the delivery and the final blow
 5
 633
 13.8K
 @oscarewilde 1d
 I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The
 look of utter dumbfounded misery as i
 hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its
 sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker
 through the 5 stages of grief, landing on
 acceptance, as they realise it's This or
 Nothing
 7
 834
 14.8K

 @oscarewilde 10
 they Always take the pencil
 67
 2,088
 33.5K
prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

9gag, Bad, and Club: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING. 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION. 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY. AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO. 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN, GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE laughoutloud-club: Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
9gag, Bad, and Club: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
laughoutloud-club:

Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english

laughoutloud-club: Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english

9gag, Bad, and Community: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING. 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION. 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY. AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO. 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN, GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
9gag, Bad, and Community: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER
 TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW
 COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND
 WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG
 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM
 THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9
 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING.
 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED
 VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION
 ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION.
 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE
 COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE
 AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST
 AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE
 PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT
 IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE
 TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE
 COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM
 REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST
 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS
 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT
 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA
 REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY.
 AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES
 CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO.
 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK
 COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING
 DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN,
 GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK
 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL
 THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI
 USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES
 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY
 POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE
 COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO
 ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE
 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS
 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A
 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE
 KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT
 SORRY FOR THE LONG
 POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO
 AND I'M VERY SORRY
 FOR THE BAD ENGLISH
 ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE
Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english

Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english