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    asbestos: Keaton Patti
 Follow
 eKeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
 are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'l help. I graduated from
 lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 I have been a lawyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 My clients never go to jail town
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT 'D)
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 free use of phone
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                asbestos: Keaton Patti
 Follow
 eKeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books
 are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'l help. I graduated from
 lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scrol1 across bottom of the screen. These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSIC TO0
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIvORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 I have been a lawyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will1
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT'D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 My clients never go to jail town
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT 'D)
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 free use of phone
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this
                
            

            
            
A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    asbestos: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page.
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words.
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'11 help. I graduated from
 Lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 I have been a awyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you.
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
 My clients never go to jail town.
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 free use of phone
This lol has worth.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                asbestos: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 Follow
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of lawyer commercials and then asked it
 to write a lawyer commercial of its own.
 Here is the first page.
 LAWYER COMMERCIAL
 INT. FIRM LAW ROOM
 A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are
 very wide. They have eaten too many words.
 LAWYER
 Have you been hurt in an accidental
 car? Has the government sold your
 lungs without asking nicely? Are
 you Mesothelioma? Answer me!
 The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the
 justice fruit only lawyers may touch
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 If so, you can act entitled for
 money. I'11 help. I graduated from
 Lawn school and all my teachers
 were bitten by dogs
 Words scroll across bottom of the screen These are cases the
 lawyer takes: UNFAIR STABBING, ILLEGAL SHOES, HUSİC TOO
 CANADIAN, SUE THE RAIN, DIVORCE YOUR TOILET, FAKE SONS.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 I have been a awyer for over 35
 weekends and I'm currently dating
 the Bill of Rights for fun.
 We see the Bill of Rights. It's in love. The lawyer will
 break its heart. There's nothing we can do.
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 Let me use it to send your asbestos
 to court. I will wear two suits and
 I promise to steal the judge's
 gavel for you.
 The lawyer opens up the jacket of his first suit. Millions of
 gavels pour out. His promise has worth
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 We see his past clients: a tornado, a tornado, a tornado
 LAWYER (CONT D)
 unless you pay us money. Call for a
 The phone digits appear. It's your social security number
 My clients never go to jail town.
 Remember, you don't pay any money
 free use of phone
This lol has worth.
                
            

            
            
This lol has worth.

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    asbestos: MORE ASBESTOS!
 MORE ASBESTOS!
Footage of US President lifting reatrictions on asbestos use in construction (August 6th 2018)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                asbestos: MORE ASBESTOS!
 MORE ASBESTOS!
Footage of US President lifting reatrictions on asbestos use in construction (August 6th 2018)
                
                

                
            

            
            
Footage of US President lifting reatrictions on asbestos use in construction (August 6th 2018)

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    asbestos: Ignoring your
 parents and getting
 put on time out
 Being sassy to
 parents and getting
 put on time out
 Stealing a cookie
 from the cookie jar
 and getting put on
 time out
 Hitting your sister
 and getting put on
 time out
 Bullying a kid at
 school and getting
 put on time out
 Stealing a car and
 plowing through a
 crowd of people
 and getting put on
 time out
 Shooting up the
 school and getting
 put on time out
 Suicide bombing Times
 Square, New York, killing
 hundreds and getting put
 on time out
 Collecting all of your bellybutton
 lint throughout your entire life
 infecting it with asbestos, and
 dropping it in random places in
 your family member's homes
 because "If you or a loved one
 has been diagnosed with
 Mesothelioma you may to be
 entitled to financial
 compensation," and getting put
 on time out
 Posting thousands of normie
 memes online causing the
 global iq average to drop
 slowly over time until you are
 the smartest person alive and
 then setting up a dictatorship
 in which everyone in the
 world serves you and getting
 put on time out
 Developing a drug that cures
 cancer but using all of your
 billions in profit to buy a
 system of millions of
 env
 destructive
 gas generators, which you
 run 24/7 for the rest of your
 life causing global warming
 to happen faster, killing all
 life along the equator. and
 getting put on time out
 Breeding hamsters until you
 have an army of millions and
 overthrowing your government,
 setting up a communist
 government, and declaring war
 on half the world to start a
 nuclear war the destroys half
 the earth and getting put on time
 out
 Developing technology to
 communicate with an alien
 race, far away, over text and
 then insulting them until they
 become so enraged that they
 attack earth, destroying it and
 getting put on time out
 Hiking into a remote
 Himalayan village where
 the elders teach you how to
 see through the multiverse
 and then contacting a
 universe that has the
 technology to travel though
 time, getting them to teach
 you how to build a time
 machine and then using
 that time machine to go into
 the future where they have
 the technology to actually
 jump between universes in
 the multiverse and then
 forming a massive army of
 the best assassins in
 history and killing every
 person in the multiverse
 except for your parents and
 then using your psychic
 powers to make all of the
 assassins commit suicide
 leaving only you and your
 parents, and thus, gettting
 put on time out
<p>when ur just too hardcore of a ni🅱️🅱️a for your parents</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                asbestos: Ignoring your
 parents and getting
 put on time out
 Being sassy to
 parents and getting
 put on time out
 Stealing a cookie
 from the cookie jar
 and getting put on
 time out
 Hitting your sister
 and getting put on
 time out
 Bullying a kid at
 school and getting
 put on time out
 Stealing a car and
 plowing through a
 crowd of people
 and getting put on
 time out
 Shooting up the
 school and getting
 put on time out
 Suicide bombing Times
 Square, New York, killing
 hundreds and getting put
 on time out
 Collecting all of your bellybutton
 lint throughout your entire life
 infecting it with asbestos, and
 dropping it in random places in
 your family member's homes
 because "If you or a loved one
 has been diagnosed with
 Mesothelioma you may to be
 entitled to financial
 compensation," and getting put
 on time out
 Posting thousands of normie
 memes online causing the
 global iq average to drop
 slowly over time until you are
 the smartest person alive and
 then setting up a dictatorship
 in which everyone in the
 world serves you and getting
 put on time out
 Developing a drug that cures
 cancer but using all of your
 billions in profit to buy a
 system of millions of
 env
 destructive
 gas generators, which you
 run 24/7 for the rest of your
 life causing global warming
 to happen faster, killing all
 life along the equator. and
 getting put on time out
 Breeding hamsters until you
 have an army of millions and
 overthrowing your government,
 setting up a communist
 government, and declaring war
 on half the world to start a
 nuclear war the destroys half
 the earth and getting put on time
 out
 Developing technology to
 communicate with an alien
 race, far away, over text and
 then insulting them until they
 become so enraged that they
 attack earth, destroying it and
 getting put on time out
 Hiking into a remote
 Himalayan village where
 the elders teach you how to
 see through the multiverse
 and then contacting a
 universe that has the
 technology to travel though
 time, getting them to teach
 you how to build a time
 machine and then using
 that time machine to go into
 the future where they have
 the technology to actually
 jump between universes in
 the multiverse and then
 forming a massive army of
 the best assassins in
 history and killing every
 person in the multiverse
 except for your parents and
 then using your psychic
 powers to make all of the
 assassins commit suicide
 leaving only you and your
 parents, and thus, gettting
 put on time out
<p>when ur just too hardcore of a ni🅱️🅱️a for your parents</p>
                
            

            
            
<p>when ur just too hardcore of a ni🅱️🅱️a for your parents</p>