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Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end of time @DrSmashlove Reddit u/beesbuzzlots Every time Iโ€™m at the gym bruv itโ€™s at least one โ€œgolf broโ€ there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts ๐Ÿค”. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like thatโ€™s him saying: โ€œu peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ (Side note Iโ€™ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isnโ€™t this a word? Like this should be a thing. โ€œSusan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlรจ today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL youโ€™re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition โ˜บ๏ธ. Have an awesome day โค๏ธ.โ€ U feel me? โ€œErica! My goodness! U are looking Titlรจier than Iโ€™ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlรจiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!โ€ U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlรจ? Itโ€™s such a delicate, gracious word! โ€œSamantha Iโ€™m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away โ˜บ๏ธ. Iโ€™ve dated some wonderfully Titlรจ women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But youโ€™re the Titlรจist. Yes. YES. Donโ€™t debate me on this SAMANTHA ๐Ÿ˜‚. No YOU stop! Oh now youโ€™re blushing ... LIKE NOBODYโ€™S EVER CALLED YOU TITLรˆ BEFORE I MEAN YOUโ€™RE WEARING A SHEER TOP ITโ€™S NOT LIKE YOUโ€™RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLรˆIOSITY ๐Ÿ˜‚.โ€ Titlรจism = the study of mammaries. Titlรจness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? Itโ€™s 2018. Letโ€™s make this a word. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @gamzeilefelix)
Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end
 of time
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/beesbuzzlots
Every time Iโ€™m at the gym bruv itโ€™s at least one โ€œgolf broโ€ there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts ๐Ÿค”. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like thatโ€™s him saying: โ€œu peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ (Side note Iโ€™ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isnโ€™t this a word? Like this should be a thing. โ€œSusan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlรจ today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL youโ€™re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition โ˜บ๏ธ. Have an awesome day โค๏ธ.โ€ U feel me? โ€œErica! My goodness! U are looking Titlรจier than Iโ€™ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlรจiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!โ€ U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlรจ? Itโ€™s such a delicate, gracious word! โ€œSamantha Iโ€™m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away โ˜บ๏ธ. Iโ€™ve dated some wonderfully Titlรจ women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But youโ€™re the Titlรจist. Yes. YES. Donโ€™t debate me on this SAMANTHA ๐Ÿ˜‚. No YOU stop! Oh now youโ€™re blushing ... LIKE NOBODYโ€™S EVER CALLED YOU TITLรˆ BEFORE I MEAN YOUโ€™RE WEARING A SHEER TOP ITโ€™S NOT LIKE YOUโ€™RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLรˆIOSITY ๐Ÿ˜‚.โ€ Titlรจism = the study of mammaries. Titlรจness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? Itโ€™s 2018. Letโ€™s make this a word. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (pic: @gamzeilefelix)

Every time Iโ€™m at the gym bruv itโ€™s at least one โ€œgolf broโ€ there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts ๐Ÿค”. Oddly...

Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was being adopted. He also tried to steal my cheeseburger @DrSmashlove Reddit u/3riny3s A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it ๐Ÿ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said โ€œnaturally sourced aluminum.โ€ FOH ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.โ€ Aluminum is an ELEMENT. Itโ€™s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF ๐Ÿ˜ค. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tomโ€™s makes natural deodorant thatโ€™s called โ€œwild lavenderโ€. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say โ€œRAINโ€ smile at u ๐Ÿ˜ (side note: was she born โ€˜Rainโ€™? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name โ€˜Rainโ€™ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it โ€˜Rainโ€™? ๐Ÿ˜ lmao Iโ€™m wild lemme stop ๐Ÿ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tomโ€™s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like โ€œew - DEALBREAKER!โ€ WELL FUโ€” just kidding! Baby girl thatโ€™s fair! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! ๐Ÿ˜ Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the โ€˜wild lavenderโ€™ may not cut it ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all got that โ€˜built inโ€™ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was
 being adopted. He also tried to steal my
 cheeseburger
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/3riny3s
A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it ๐Ÿ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said โ€œnaturally sourced aluminum.โ€ FOH ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.โ€ Aluminum is an ELEMENT. Itโ€™s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF ๐Ÿ˜ค. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tomโ€™s makes natural deodorant thatโ€™s called โ€œwild lavenderโ€. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say โ€œRAINโ€ smile at u ๐Ÿ˜ (side note: was she born โ€˜Rainโ€™? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name โ€˜Rainโ€™ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it โ€˜Rainโ€™? ๐Ÿ˜ lmao Iโ€™m wild lemme stop ๐Ÿ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tomโ€™s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like โ€œew - DEALBREAKER!โ€ WELL FUโ€” just kidding! Baby girl thatโ€™s fair! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! ๐Ÿ˜ Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the โ€˜wild lavenderโ€™ may not cut it ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all got that โ€˜built inโ€™ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got alumi...