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Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?โ€ Well baby girl Iโ€™m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv ๐Ÿ˜ค...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - itโ€™s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They donโ€™t call them โ€œTiger Momsโ€ for nothing! Naw I ainโ€™t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, yโ€™all make the best dinner companions bc yโ€™all dainty! Yโ€™all barely eat! Yโ€™all just nibble! Itโ€™s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THATโ€™S HOW YALL EAT ๐Ÿ˜‚. If u ainโ€™t seen this sh!t bruv, itโ€™s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I donโ€™t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5โ€™7โ€ UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kumaโ€™s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). ๐Ÿ˜‚ FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but itโ€™s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL Iโ€™M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout โ€œsmash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...

Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesnโ€™t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel โ€œotheredโ€ or ostracized, tell me! Itโ€™s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect yโ€™all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that sheโ€™s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that itโ€™s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to yโ€™all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriendโ€™s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM ๐Ÿค—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: โ€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HEโ€™S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeeeโ€ <โ€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her ๐Ÿค—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. Thatโ€™s all I got. Now donโ€™t comment โ€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZINGโ€ - I donโ€™t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if Iโ€™ve EVER been politically correct ๐Ÿ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! Iโ€™ve always been a grower ๐ŸŒ bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...