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Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy. Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09 @DrSmashlove Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel β€œothered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM πŸ€—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: β€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <β€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her πŸ€—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment β€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct πŸ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Asian, Ass, and Baseball: My tow truck driver and his lil buddy.
 Pic: reddit u/Slowhand09
 @DrSmashlove
Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on women. Ladies - if u love yo natural body - I love it too. Or if u identify as a gender that doesn’t match your biological sex (thank u to my lil homegirl for explaining this to me), I love u too. If u EVER come to this page and feel β€œothered” or ostracized, tell me! It’s never my intent. Sometimes my lack of intellect and understanding translates the love in my heart into words that can be hurtful, and I ALWAYS expect y’all to teach me and educate me so I can be a better man out here. Second, I implied that the prototypic female sports fan has a blond pony tail sticking out the back of her baseball cap. My extremely wise sister from another mister @tamashar quickly pointed out that she’s a football fan and does not, in fact, have a blond pony tail. It is axiomatic that it’s sisters out here that love sports. The thing is, when I write, I imagine a story in my head, and I type it out and give it to y’all. So I imagined a loud ass blond girl at a Wrigleyville bar in a faded cubs cap wearing her ex boyfriend’s oversized J Crew hoodie (that she kept because FVCK HIM πŸ€—) barking loudly and drunkenly about her favorite (and least favorite) cubs players: β€œOMG GET RID OF PEDRO STROP ALREADY HE’S SUCH A - *WHY* DOES MADDON PUT HIM IN - HE SUCKS - CAN I GET A STELLA OR WHAT I NEED A DRINKY - Oh shit Kelly - kyle texted me - gotta go lol cover my beer baby byeeeee” <β€” if u got a girl like this in yo squad, tag her πŸ€—. Anyway I never meant to exclude my sisters, my Latinas, my Asian home girls, etc - they all got ladies that will school u - smash is never exclusionary only inclusionary. That’s all I got. Now don’t comment β€œSMASH STOP APOLOGIZING” - I don’t do it to be politically correct! (scroll back and tell me if I’ve EVER been politically correct πŸ˜‚) - I make these statement to show GROWTH and I hope I never stop growing! I’ve always been a grower 🍌 bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Aight. Two real quick follow-ups on my post about girls and sports (from Sunday.) First, I take back the comment about hairy armpits on wome...

America, Asian, and Baseball: Bridesmaids Hold Rescue Puppies Instead of Flowers By Caitlin Jill Anders Sep. 19,2016 SHARE Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differentiates the members of this fraternity is the wheel cover on the back spare tire because that cover always gon say what school they went to which is 83% of they identity πŸ˜‚. Without further delay, how to decode what the wheel cover says: (1) Red W. This say "hey my name is Jeff. I attended the University of Wisconsin and have a degree in business. I currently work for Deloitte and it's a lot of hours but my team is AWESOME lol. We should take a trip to Madison some time - best college town in America - we can spend on time on the lake and u can meet some of my old college buddies ☺️." (2) Big yellow M. This say "my name is Joshua. I attended the University of Michigan. I know a lot of baseball statistics but I'm not super nerdy about it just a little nerdy. I work in private equity. You should marry the fuck out of me, our kids will attend the premier Jewish preschool in the city because my mom is the principal there πŸ€—." (3) "red IU". "MY NAME IS TED FUCKING SMITH. I WENT TO INDIANA UNIVERSITY BLOOMINGTON. DON'T ASK ME HOW THE FUCK IT WAS, IT WAS FUCKING MARVELOUS. WHEN PLAYBOY RANKED THE TOP PARTY SCHOOLS IN THE UNITED STATES THEY DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE US BECAUSE THEY SAID WE'RE IN OUR OWN LEAGUE LMAO ANYWAY YEAH SO WYD AFTER THIS LET'S HAVE A BEER IN MY JEEP MY UNCLE JIM IS A COP SO WE'RE GOOD." (4) "YALE". Cool Asian kid who always has good weed and lots of white friends GoodNight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
America, Asian, and Baseball: Bridesmaids Hold Rescue
 Puppies Instead of Flowers
 By Caitlin Jill Anders
 Sep. 19,2016
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Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differentiates the members of this fraternity is the wheel cover on the back spare tire because that cover always gon say what school they went to which is 83% of they identity πŸ˜‚. Without further delay, how to decode what the wheel cover says: (1) Red W. This say "hey my name is Jeff. I attended the University of Wisconsin and have a degree in business. I currently work for Deloitte and it's a lot of hours but my team is AWESOME lol. We should take a trip to Madison some time - best college town in America - we can spend on time on the lake and u can meet some of my old college buddies ☺️." (2) Big yellow M. This say "my name is Joshua. I attended the University of Michigan. I know a lot of baseball statistics but I'm not super nerdy about it just a little nerdy. I work in private equity. You should marry the fuck out of me, our kids will attend the premier Jewish preschool in the city because my mom is the principal there πŸ€—." (3) "red IU". "MY NAME IS TED FUCKING SMITH. I WENT TO INDIANA UNIVERSITY BLOOMINGTON. DON'T ASK ME HOW THE FUCK IT WAS, IT WAS FUCKING MARVELOUS. WHEN PLAYBOY RANKED THE TOP PARTY SCHOOLS IN THE UNITED STATES THEY DIDN'T EVEN INCLUDE US BECAUSE THEY SAID WE'RE IN OUR OWN LEAGUE LMAO ANYWAY YEAH SO WYD AFTER THIS LET'S HAVE A BEER IN MY JEEP MY UNCLE JIM IS A COP SO WE'RE GOOD." (4) "YALE". Cool Asian kid who always has good weed and lots of white friends GoodNight πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now I be seeing a lot of u fancy kids in them convertible jeeps, that shit low key like a secret fraternity straight up. Now what differenti...