🔥 | Latest

Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel
Ash, Bad, and Beef: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER
 Hartty Potter

 CH A P TER THIRTEEN
 THE HANDSOME ONE
 he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically
 magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black
 ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from
 Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture
 Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very
 good
 Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked
 across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there
 and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and
 immediately began to eat Hermione's family
 Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself.
 If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive,"
 confessed the reasonable Hermione
 271.

 CHADTER THIRTEE N
 "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron
 was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think
 about birds.
 "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated,
 quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He
 wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not
 have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.
 "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death
 Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings."
 The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside
 the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches
 are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked
 at Hermione with searing pain.
 "I think it's closed," he noticed.
 "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They
 looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and
 asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was
 "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried.
 Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of
 Death Eaters who looked bad.
 "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater.
 "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death
 Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek.
 "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back
 again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they
 all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's
 magic
 272

 THE HANDSOME ONE
 Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind
 him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from
 his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his
 eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment.
 "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry
 savagely saic
 How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud.
 Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly.
 ermione nodded encour
 Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten
 Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded.
 "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly
 reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light
 shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched.
 "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped
 Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead
 now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been.
 The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning
 chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks
 with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded.
 Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's
 hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at
 school
 The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog
 Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head:
 You are Hagrid now."

 CH A P TER T HIR TEE N
 We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get
 rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus.
 The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The
 Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about
 to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked
 Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell
 down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe.
 "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts
 better be worried, oh boy!
An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

Empire, Goals, and Lazy: ALWAYS TREAT HER LIKE YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO WIN HER Just in case you have trouble in this topic, your boy millmentor will give you a hand! Here are a few ways to treat your woman right: ✔️Be honest. There is no fancy way to do this. Just be honest! If you’re into her, then tell her you’re into her. Don’t play that “I’m-trying-to-come-off-cool-and-macho-so-I’m-gonna-play-like-I’m-not-that-interested-so-she-falls-for-me” crap. 😂 ✔️*communicate* This one gets the special asterisks because this one, I feel, is the MOST important. I can’t stress this one enough. ✔️Don’t be lazy. No one’s asking you to solve all the world’s problems and be superman, but at least handle your shit. Take care of yourself, manage your money, be responsible at work. Basic. Don’t expect a woman with a perfect body if you have flaws of your own, don’t expect a woman to be independent and make her own money when you don’t have your own, and don’t expect a woman to “put out” for you when you ain’t got the moves yourself. Be who you want to attract. No, she don’t want no scrub. ✔️Support her. No. Not through your bank account. (If she’s looking at you to support her financially without any interest of accumulating her own source of income, it’s probably not the best grounds to start a relationship.) Support her beliefs, her passion, her ambitions… her goals. - You’re welcome! 😉 - couples goals empire millionairementor
Empire, Goals, and Lazy: ALWAYS TREAT HER
 LIKE YOU'RE STILL
 TRYING TO WIN HER
Just in case you have trouble in this topic, your boy millmentor will give you a hand! Here are a few ways to treat your woman right: ✔️Be honest. There is no fancy way to do this. Just be honest! If you’re into her, then tell her you’re into her. Don’t play that “I’m-trying-to-come-off-cool-and-macho-so-I’m-gonna-play-like-I’m-not-that-interested-so-she-falls-for-me” crap. 😂 ✔️*communicate* This one gets the special asterisks because this one, I feel, is the MOST important. I can’t stress this one enough. ✔️Don’t be lazy. No one’s asking you to solve all the world’s problems and be superman, but at least handle your shit. Take care of yourself, manage your money, be responsible at work. Basic. Don’t expect a woman with a perfect body if you have flaws of your own, don’t expect a woman to be independent and make her own money when you don’t have your own, and don’t expect a woman to “put out” for you when you ain’t got the moves yourself. Be who you want to attract. No, she don’t want no scrub. ✔️Support her. No. Not through your bank account. (If she’s looking at you to support her financially without any interest of accumulating her own source of income, it’s probably not the best grounds to start a relationship.) Support her beliefs, her passion, her ambitions… her goals. - You’re welcome! 😉 - couples goals empire millionairementor

Just in case you have trouble in this topic, your boy millmentor will give you a hand! Here are a few ways to treat your woman right: ✔️Be h...

Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT Today, 3:10 PM Neckbeardy?? What does women's issues have to do with the fact that if ur not hot u get called a creep for wanting to hang out Today, 3:58 PM it depends how you go about asking. i know literally no one who has beern called a creep for asking someone to hang out while looking average. if women are calling you a creep every time you ask them to hang... the problem isn't with women, it's with you. evaluate how you approach women. So my problem is that i shouldnt text hey whats up?" Or "hey we should So my problem is that i shouldnt text, hey whats up?" Or "hey we should hang out sometime" because its creepy??? But a friend of mine just sends a dick pic or whips it out and gets the girl and thats not creepy?? Must be the font style im using right? the thing is... yeah, some women are willing to hook up over a dick pic. women aren't all the same. lumping the whole group into "women think average guys are creeps but bang hot guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of most women. they're not some hivemind, they're individual people. sure, you can say "hey we should hang", but if you act pushy/desperate, make sexual comments, ignore boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're a creep. like i said, step back and evaluate your behavior. make sure you're not doing anything that makes women uncomfortable. Like texting them lol ur not very smart dude i know you meant texting. all of the things i mentioned can be done over text. if you think they can't, then it's not me who's stupid... based on this conversation so far, yeah, i can definitely see why women don't want to hang out with you. you refuse to see them as anything more than a stereotype, you insult people who try to give you constructive feedback, you don't listen, and you seem to only think about yourself. Ur right bro. I should use different tone and inflections via text messages... especially when saying whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask what a girl is doing or how shes feeling feeling. I should just send a dick pic lol yeah, you're completely not getting it. well, i tried. there's no point in talking to a brick wall, so see ya. Whats there to get? I should change the way i say whats up?? like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)
Creepy, Definitely, and Desperate: RATE THIS CHAT
 Today, 3:10 PM
 Neckbeardy??
 What does women's issues have to do
 with the fact that if ur not hot u get
 called a creep for wanting to hang out
 Today, 3:58 PM
 it depends how you go about asking. i
 know literally no one who has beern
 called a creep for asking someone to
 hang out while looking average.
 if women are calling you a creep every
 time you ask them to hang... the
 problem isn't with women, it's with you.
 evaluate how you approach women.
 So my problem is that i shouldnt text
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should

 So my problem is that i shouldnt text,
 hey whats up?" Or "hey we should
 hang out sometime" because its
 creepy??? But a friend of mine just
 sends a dick pic or whips it out and
 gets the girl and thats not creepy??
 Must be the font style im using right?
 the thing is... yeah, some women are
 willing to hook up over a dick pic.
 women aren't all the same. lumping
 the whole group into "women think
 average guys are creeps but bang hot
 guys easily" is wildly inaccurate of
 most women. they're not some
 hivemind, they're individual people.
 sure, you can say "hey we should
 hang", but if you act pushy/desperate,
 make sexual comments, ignore
 boundaries, STEREOTYPE ALL
 WOMEN, etc they're gonna think you're
 a creep. like i said, step back and
 evaluate your behavior. make sure
 you're not doing anything that makes
 women uncomfortable.

 Like texting them lol ur not very smart
 dude i know you meant texting. all of
 the things i mentioned can be done
 over text.
 if you think they can't, then it's not me
 who's stupid...
 based on this conversation so far, yeah,
 i can definitely see why women don't
 want to hang out with you. you refuse
 to see them as anything more than a
 stereotype, you insult people who try to
 give you constructive feedback, you
 don't listen, and you seem to only think
 about yourself.
 Ur right bro. I should use different
 tone and inflections via text
 messages... especially when saying
 whats up... its gotta be selfish to ask
 what a girl is doing or how shes
 feeling

 feeling.
 I should just send a dick pic lol
 yeah, you're completely not getting it.
 well, i tried. there's no point in talking
 to a brick wall, so see ya.
 Whats there to get? I should change
 the way i say whats up??
like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

like talking to a brick wall (OP from my last post messaged me)

Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...