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Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. πŸ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW πŸ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: β€œliterally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, β€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said β€œbish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidβ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say β€œthere is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said β€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED πŸ€— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. πŸ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW πŸ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: β€œliterally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, β€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said β€œbish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidβ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say β€œthere is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said β€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED πŸ€— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me πŸ˜‚ bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: β€œI went to a...

America, Animals, and Beyonce: Being Unapologetically Black In America @balleralert Being Unapologetically Black In America - blogged by: @asimplebijou β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € More and more in today's society, we see race becoming a constant topic of conversation in America. With powerful movements such as BlackLivesMatter, Thisiswhywekneel, and many more, race is being brought to the forefront of the oppressor, similar to the way it was many years ago. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Black artists, directors, activists, actors, actresses, etc. have all utilized their platforms to shed light on the racism that still exists in our nation. Issa Rae, Beyonce, Colin Kaepernick, Kendrick Lamar, and Jesse Williams, have all openly spoke about the struggles we face as black people, while still encouraging us to be unapologetic about it. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € To be unapologetically black is to own that sh*t and be proud of it. You have nothing to be embarrassed nor apologetic about. While majority of us were taught to not speak about the discriminatory encounters we face, we can not be silent anymore. We can not let the hatred of others deter us from being proud. We must hold our head high and let them know our black asses has nothing to be ashamed about. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The same oppressors who embded in us that we should be ashamed and embarrassed, are the same ones who regularly appropriate our culture. Stealing our sh*t and not crediting us. They belittle and portray us as nothing but barbaric animals, yet ignore the reality that we are the curators and cultivators of American culture. Be proud and remove those negative stigmas because your blackness is a trait desired by even the fairest of them all. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € From every variation of our melanin skin, to our full lips, wide hips, broad noses, hairstyles, big butts, be the unapologetic nubian king and queen you are with zero f**ks about who you are envied upon. The very attributes they frown upon, probably are the same ones they are rushing to buy. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € We are unapologetically black brothers and sisters, kings and queens, letting our ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
America, Animals, and Beyonce: Being Unapologetically
 Black In America
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Being Unapologetically Black In America - blogged by: @asimplebijou β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € More and more in today's society, we see race becoming a constant topic of conversation in America. With powerful movements such as BlackLivesMatter, Thisiswhywekneel, and many more, race is being brought to the forefront of the oppressor, similar to the way it was many years ago. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Black artists, directors, activists, actors, actresses, etc. have all utilized their platforms to shed light on the racism that still exists in our nation. Issa Rae, Beyonce, Colin Kaepernick, Kendrick Lamar, and Jesse Williams, have all openly spoke about the struggles we face as black people, while still encouraging us to be unapologetic about it. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € To be unapologetically black is to own that sh*t and be proud of it. You have nothing to be embarrassed nor apologetic about. While majority of us were taught to not speak about the discriminatory encounters we face, we can not be silent anymore. We can not let the hatred of others deter us from being proud. We must hold our head high and let them know our black asses has nothing to be ashamed about. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € The same oppressors who embded in us that we should be ashamed and embarrassed, are the same ones who regularly appropriate our culture. Stealing our sh*t and not crediting us. They belittle and portray us as nothing but barbaric animals, yet ignore the reality that we are the curators and cultivators of American culture. Be proud and remove those negative stigmas because your blackness is a trait desired by even the fairest of them all. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € From every variation of our melanin skin, to our full lips, wide hips, broad noses, hairstyles, big butts, be the unapologetic nubian king and queen you are with zero f**ks about who you are envied upon. The very attributes they frown upon, probably are the same ones they are rushing to buy. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € We are unapologetically black brothers and sisters, kings and queens, letting our ......to read the rest log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

Being Unapologetically Black In America - blogged by: @asimplebijou β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β € More and more in today's society, we see race becoming a...