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attracted: prideprejudce: i-hate-chick-fil-a: “Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO @carrie-frances​ im screaming 
attracted: prideprejudce:

i-hate-chick-fil-a:

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO


@carrie-frances​ im screaming 

prideprejudce: i-hate-chick-fil-a: “Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO @carrie-frances​ im screaming 

attracted: Because your guy friends need to be attracted to you, obviously. If not, you’re ugly.
attracted: Because your guy friends need to be attracted to you, obviously. If not, you’re ugly.

Because your guy friends need to be attracted to you, obviously. If not, you’re ugly.

attracted: They do be attracted to one another doe
attracted: They do be attracted to one another doe

They do be attracted to one another doe

attracted: Minor attracted pedophiles
attracted: Minor attracted pedophiles

Minor attracted pedophiles

attracted: My partner of 4 years just told me wouldn't be attracted to me anymore if I transitioned
attracted: My partner of 4 years just told me wouldn't be attracted to me anymore if I transitioned

My partner of 4 years just told me wouldn't be attracted to me anymore if I transitioned

attracted: Not being sexually attracted to black women is racist and bigoted
attracted: Not being sexually attracted to black women is racist and bigoted

Not being sexually attracted to black women is racist and bigoted

attracted: Invalidating survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse, to justify being a Minor Attracted Person(Pedophile)...
attracted: Invalidating survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse, to justify being a Minor Attracted Person(Pedophile)...

Invalidating survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse, to justify being a Minor Attracted Person(Pedophile)...

attracted: HI guys just saying if you didn't hear the news, this isn't a "pride flag'' it's a MAP flag (Minor attracted person) aka a pedophile, if you see this flag on someone's page block them.
attracted: HI guys just saying if you didn't hear the news, this isn't a "pride flag'' it's a MAP flag (Minor attracted person) aka a pedophile, if you see this flag on someone's page block them.

HI guys just saying if you didn't hear the news, this isn't a "pride flag'' it's a MAP flag (Minor attracted person) aka a pedophile, if...

attracted: His new mating call hadn't attracted any takers, but Angus was not going to give up.
attracted: His new mating call hadn't attracted any takers, but Angus was not going to give up.

His new mating call hadn't attracted any takers, but Angus was not going to give up.

attracted: Some disgusting MAP Ally found on Twitter (MAP = Minor Attracted Persons [Pedofiles] )
attracted: Some disgusting MAP Ally found on Twitter (MAP = Minor Attracted Persons [Pedofiles] )

Some disgusting MAP Ally found on Twitter (MAP = Minor Attracted Persons [Pedofiles] )

attracted: One of Kanan's trainee seemed attracted to her...
attracted: One of Kanan's trainee seemed attracted to her...

One of Kanan's trainee seemed attracted to her...

attracted: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork
attracted: readerjohn:

peaceheather:

thequeensphinx:

roll–initiative:

meme-xirl-wonder:

luidilovins:


asundergrowth:

lovelyloseruniverse:

asundergrowth:


vocifersaurus:

abrakafcukyou:

bitterfucked:

breastforce:
how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad
i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but:
a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them
b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion
c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building
d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food
e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world
f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay
g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming
bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook


bury me with this post it’s perfect


Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. 

Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. 


I like this

Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem


Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? 


You can’t argue with the facts. 

“Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™”


Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing 



The fuckers

@godkingsanointed   @rapid-artwork

readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: as...

attracted: just use discord i’m sexually attracted to the bots
attracted: just use discord i’m sexually attracted to the bots

just use discord i’m sexually attracted to the bots

attracted: This guy claims he is romantically attracted to digital women and only digital women
attracted: This guy claims he is romantically attracted to digital women and only digital women

This guy claims he is romantically attracted to digital women and only digital women

attracted: Pedobeards: Ruining Being Attracted To Flat Chested Women For Everyone
attracted: Pedobeards: Ruining Being Attracted To Flat Chested Women For Everyone

Pedobeards: Ruining Being Attracted To Flat Chested Women For Everyone

attracted: MAP means minor attracted person, in other words a pedophille
attracted: MAP means minor attracted person, in other words a pedophille

MAP means minor attracted person, in other words a pedophille

attracted: Map = “Minor attracted person”
attracted: Map = “Minor attracted person”

Map = “Minor attracted person”

attracted: I’ve never been attracted to an eyeball before...
attracted: I’ve never been attracted to an eyeball before...

I’ve never been attracted to an eyeball before...

attracted: Signs you may be attracted to the same sex
attracted: Signs you may be attracted to the same sex

Signs you may be attracted to the same sex

attracted: God I hope this didn't happen. (MAP = "Minor Attracted Person," or a pedophile.)
attracted: God I hope this didn't happen. (MAP = "Minor Attracted Person," or a pedophile.)

God I hope this didn't happen. (MAP = "Minor Attracted Person," or a pedophile.)

attracted: This is my crush- and somehow im even more attracted to her now
attracted: This is my crush- and somehow im even more attracted to her now

This is my crush- and somehow im even more attracted to her now

attracted: [Birds of Prey] "Straight men aren't attracted to women", and the logical contortions of a tumblr feminist.
attracted: [Birds of Prey] "Straight men aren't attracted to women", and the logical contortions of a tumblr feminist.

[Birds of Prey] "Straight men aren't attracted to women", and the logical contortions of a tumblr feminist.

attracted: frenchie-sottises: kylehasatumblr: eggplantusiv: probablychaoticgoodrpgideas: definitelybeholderrpgideas: probablygreenrpgideas: constantlyonfirerpgideas: probablyspacerpgideas: teenagerposts: chipthepunk: littleblackmariah: kingfisherfaker: gailsimone: morenamagia: equiusinamaidoutfit: eridanamporass: p41g3r4nk1n: listenforthesteel: Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls. Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them. Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it. The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.   On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill. SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST. Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn. my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap. The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell.  A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since. Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE BOOST.FUCKING BOOST. ALWAYS REBLOG not blog related, but I’m not an asshole S I G N A L B O O S T keep your animal friends safe. Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t Signal boost This applies to humans, too. The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock. Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died. Fuck anyone who does this.
attracted: frenchie-sottises:

kylehasatumblr:

eggplantusiv:


probablychaoticgoodrpgideas:

definitelybeholderrpgideas:


probablygreenrpgideas:


constantlyonfirerpgideas:


probablyspacerpgideas:


teenagerposts:

chipthepunk:

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE


BOOST.FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG


not blog related, but I’m not an asshole


S I G N A L 
B O O S T


keep your animal friends safe.


Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost


I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth,   s i g n a l   b o o s t


Signal boost


This applies to humans, too.
The first choice is fomepizole, but a lot of vets don’t keep it in stock.
Barring that, clear alcohols like vodka or everclear are a standard treatment for methanol or ethylene glycol poisoning 

We lost one of our cats because of some jerk who wanted to rid some dogs via antifreeze. I still remember going out there and trying to call him for those three days only to find out he suffered alone and died.
Fuck anyone who does this.

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attracted: TERFs: “I’m attracted to FEMALE characteristics!” Female Characteristics:
attracted: TERFs: “I’m attracted to FEMALE characteristics!” Female Characteristics:

TERFs: “I’m attracted to FEMALE characteristics!” Female Characteristics:

attracted: Apparently, not being attracted to fat people = hate/discrimination
attracted: Apparently, not being attracted to fat people = hate/discrimination

Apparently, not being attracted to fat people = hate/discrimination

attracted: I’m attracted
attracted: I’m attracted

I’m attracted

attracted: The post was "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." This was our only interaction so I'm not sure where he's getting all of this from.
attracted: The post was "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." This was our only interaction so I'm not sure where he's getting all of this from.

The post was "only respecting women you're attracted to isn't respecting women." This was our only interaction so I'm not sure where he's...

attracted: Took a long exposure photograph of mosquitoes attracted to the light
attracted: Took a long exposure photograph of mosquitoes attracted to the light

Took a long exposure photograph of mosquitoes attracted to the light

attracted: They say stand users are attracted to each other ( top post by u/ChillaVen. Bottem post by Splatfan1)
attracted: They say stand users are attracted to each other ( top post by u/ChillaVen. Bottem post by Splatfan1)

They say stand users are attracted to each other ( top post by u/ChillaVen. Bottem post by Splatfan1)

attracted: I'm starting hormones soon but I'm scared they're gonna change my sexuality and I won't be attracted to girls anymore
attracted: I'm starting hormones soon but I'm scared they're gonna change my sexuality and I won't be attracted to girls anymore

I'm starting hormones soon but I'm scared they're gonna change my sexuality and I won't be attracted to girls anymore

attracted: females are more attracted to my LEGO builds than to me
attracted: females are more attracted to my LEGO builds than to me

females are more attracted to my LEGO builds than to me

attracted: I’m attracted to Kitchen Appliances.
attracted: I’m attracted to Kitchen Appliances.

I’m attracted to Kitchen Appliances.

attracted: Anxious but attracted to chaos 💁🏼‍♀️
attracted: Anxious but attracted to chaos 💁🏼‍♀️

Anxious but attracted to chaos 💁🏼‍♀️

attracted: Is it ok if I am pansexual and attracted to a pandemic?
attracted: Is it ok if I am pansexual and attracted to a pandemic?

Is it ok if I am pansexual and attracted to a pandemic?

attracted: When you realize that you aren't attracted to 2D women anymore.
attracted: When you realize that you aren't attracted to 2D women anymore.

When you realize that you aren't attracted to 2D women anymore.

attracted: A cross over episode featuring choosingbeggars. Not sure if golddiggers are attracted to 31 year old interns.
attracted: A cross over episode featuring choosingbeggars. Not sure if golddiggers are attracted to 31 year old interns.

A cross over episode featuring choosingbeggars. Not sure if golddiggers are attracted to 31 year old interns.

attracted: Always attracted to others!!
attracted: Always attracted to others!!

Always attracted to others!!

attracted: I Propose a new flag for Minor Attracted Persons and other degenerates
attracted: I Propose a new flag for Minor Attracted Persons and other degenerates

I Propose a new flag for Minor Attracted Persons and other degenerates

attracted: It is a 'NATURAL BIOLOGICAL IMPROBABILITY' to be attracted to fat women
attracted: It is a 'NATURAL BIOLOGICAL IMPROBABILITY' to be attracted to fat women

It is a 'NATURAL BIOLOGICAL IMPROBABILITY' to be attracted to fat women

attracted: Male squirrel monkeys swell up with water by 20% during the breeding season. The ones with the highest testosterone swell the most, and females are attracted to the biggest males.
attracted: Male squirrel monkeys swell up with water by 20% during the breeding season. The ones with the highest testosterone swell the most, and females are attracted to the biggest males.

Male squirrel monkeys swell up with water by 20% during the breeding season. The ones with the highest testosterone swell the most, and f...

attracted: don't get too attracted pewds ツ
attracted: don't get too attracted pewds ツ

don't get too attracted pewds ツ

attracted: I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???
attracted: I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???

I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???

attracted: I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???
attracted: I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???

I don’t want to kink shame... But people really be sexually attracted to the corona virus???

attracted: My attic attracted this mama cat
attracted: My attic attracted this mama cat

My attic attracted this mama cat

attracted: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m in pain, and I’m sexually attracted to a train
attracted: Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m in pain, and I’m sexually attracted to a train

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m in pain, and I’m sexually attracted to a train