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Apple, Cum, and Target: awkward (adj) awkward (adj [embarrassing] awkward (adj) [problem, question, situation] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj inconvenient] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [of movements] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [embarrassing] awkward (adj) awkward (adij) [difficult] awkward (adj) [clumsy] awkward (adj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [clumsy] awkward (adjł [embarrassed] awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) [item] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [elumsy] awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [silence] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [clumsy] ungeschickt peinlich heikel unbehaglich gefahrlich plump ungünstig misslich hilflos eckig [Bewegungen] ungelegen fatal [peinlich] verfänglich unangenehm scheußlich schwierig unbeholfen tollpatschig schwerfallig prekär [unangenehm, peinlich] ungelenk verlegen tapsig [ugs.] sperrig tölpelhaft unhandlich linkisch hölzern [fig.] [ungelenk] ungemütlich [Mensch] täppisch tolpatschig [alt] [ugs.] mißlich [alt] umständlich betreten [Schweigen, Stille] hinderlich dabbsch [sächs.] [ungeschickt, unbeholfen] unbetamt lösterr.l ugs.1 aus dem Ji langernameohnebedeutung: the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward tag yourself i’m dabbsch German-speakers: have 454258 words for awkwardAlso German-speakers: Use the English word in casual conversation
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 awkward (adj)
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 awkward (adj) [of movements]
 awkward (adj)
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 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [embarrassing]
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 awkward (adij) [difficult]
 awkward (adj) [clumsy]
 awkward (adj [elumsy]
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 awkward fadj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj) [item]
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 awkward (adj [elumsy]
 awkward fadj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [silence]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj) [clumsy]
 ungeschickt
 peinlich
 heikel
 unbehaglich
 gefahrlich
 plump
 ungünstig
 misslich
 hilflos
 eckig [Bewegungen]
 ungelegen
 fatal [peinlich]
 verfänglich
 unangenehm
 scheußlich
 schwierig
 unbeholfen
 tollpatschig
 schwerfallig
 prekär [unangenehm, peinlich]
 ungelenk
 verlegen
 tapsig [ugs.]
 sperrig
 tölpelhaft
 unhandlich
 linkisch
 hölzern [fig.] [ungelenk]
 ungemütlich [Mensch]
 täppisch
 tolpatschig [alt] [ugs.]
 mißlich [alt]
 umständlich
 betreten [Schweigen, Stille]
 hinderlich
 dabbsch [sächs.] [ungeschickt, unbeholfen]
 unbetamt lösterr.l ugs.1 aus dem Ji
langernameohnebedeutung:

the-prankster:

people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward
tag yourself i’m dabbsch

German-speakers: have 454258 words for awkwardAlso German-speakers: Use the English word in casual conversation

langernameohnebedeutung: the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever ...

Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Isighed. He sighed. I shrugged. frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last time. He stood up. Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4 december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong” the twilight one is like abstract poetry They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to. if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting
Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author
 SUZANNE COLLINS
 Hunger Games Series
 STEPHENIE MEYER
 Twilight Series
 J.K. ROWLING
 Harry Potter Series
 My name is Katniss Everdeen.
 I don't know.
 I shake my head.
 I am seventeen years old.
 My home is District 12.
 Now I wish I had.
 I swallowed hard.
 He hesitates.
 I'm not really surprised.
 Something is wrong.
 Isighed.
 He sighed.
 I shrugged.
 frowned.
 He chuckled.
 I laughed.
 He shrugged
 I flinched.
 I took a deep breath.
 He didn't answer
 Nothing happened.
 Harry looked around.
 Harry stared.
 He waited.
 Harry said nothing
 They looked at each other.
 Harry blinked.
 He looked around.
 Something he didn't have last time.
 He stood up.
 Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com
 Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4
december-has-risen:

imaginarycircus:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to.

if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is w...

Chill, Definitely, and Life: storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave “WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?” I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves. And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?” Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.) So they definitely knew she was pregnant. And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“  Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement. Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks. Wolf packs have maternity leave? Wolves: better than American companies.
Chill, Definitely, and Life: storlek:
stephendann:

words4bloghere:

tealdeertamer:

iconuk01:

srsfunny:
Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave
“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.
And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?” 
Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.) 
So they definitely knew she was pregnant. 
And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 
Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

Wolves: better than American companies.

storlek: stephendann: words4bloghere: tealdeertamer: iconuk01: srsfunny: Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave...

Gif, Shower, and Tumblr: harryll0yds: nomorefreerandy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh: That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….
Gif, Shower, and Tumblr: harryll0yds:

nomorefreerandy:


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

harryll0yds: nomorefreerandy: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh: That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

Definitely, Future, and Gif: Unproblematic and nice account @LovableAndKind My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone and.... Message Today 3:16 PM You are gorgeous Who is this? Your favorite oil change guy The guy from Jiffy Lube? Yes ma'am I couldn't help but to let you know So I feel like this is a teachable moment for you. While I know you were wanting to give me a compliment, it was completely unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a customer, you are a service provider, and there should be no communication between us outside of that unless I, the customer express interest. I am married, we discussed this when I was talking about my car maintenance, so it can be assumed that I am not interested in any compliments/advances from you When you contacted me, I felt a little panicked because you went back in my file and got my number... I have other personal information, like my address, saved there as well. It is a violation of my privacy for you to contact me from your personal phone with information that you got without my permission. And now I know that you are the type of person to go back in someone's file to find their personal information, what is to keep you from going back and getting my address? There are men who stalk rape, and murder women by getting their information this way. For this reason, I assume there is a Jiffy Lube company policy that you are to never contact a patron on your personal cell phone for personal reasons So now I am in this predicament. I can choose to ignore your violation of my privacy and go to another company to avoid awkward interactions in the future (even though this is the place that I've been going to consistently for the past several years). Or I can contact your company HR and report this incident. Generally I am not in the business of ruining someone's livelihood over something as simple as this, but it is very important to me that you understand why it was completely inappropriate for you to contact me, or any other woman, without explicit consent. Capiche? Sorry about that yes ma'am Oh, and you didn't tell me what the tire pressure was on the rear passenger tire like l asked, so you are definitely not even in my top five favorite oil change guys. mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!
Definitely, Future, and Gif: Unproblematic and nice account
 @LovableAndKind
 My sister got creeped on and sexually harassed by a
 jiffy lube guy via text from his personal phone
 and....

 Message
 Today 3:16 PM
 You are gorgeous
 Who is this?
 Your favorite oil change guy
 The guy from Jiffy Lube?
 Yes ma'am
 I couldn't help but to let you know
 So I feel like this is a teachable
 moment for you. While I know you
 were wanting to give me a
 compliment, it was completely
 unnecessary and unsolicited. I am a

 customer, you are a service
 provider, and there should be no
 communication between us outside
 of that unless I, the customer
 express interest. I am married, we
 discussed this when I was talking
 about my car maintenance, so it can
 be assumed that I am not interested
 in any compliments/advances from
 you
 When you contacted me, I felt a
 little panicked because you went
 back in my file and got my number...
 I have other personal information,
 like my address, saved there as
 well. It is a violation of my privacy
 for you to contact me from your
 personal phone with information
 that you got without my permission.

 And now I know that you are the
 type of person to go back in
 someone's file to find their personal
 information, what is to keep you
 from going back and getting my
 address? There are men who stalk
 rape, and murder women by getting
 their information this way. For this
 reason, I assume there is a Jiffy
 Lube company policy that you are
 to never contact a patron on your
 personal cell phone for personal
 reasons
 So now I am in this predicament. I
 can choose to ignore your violation
 of my privacy and go to another
 company to avoid awkward
 interactions in the future (even
 though this is the place that I've

 been going to consistently for the
 past several years). Or I can contact
 your company HR and report this
 incident. Generally I am not in the
 business of ruining someone's
 livelihood over something as simple
 as this, but it is very important to
 me that you understand why it was
 completely inappropriate for you to
 contact me, or any other woman,
 without explicit consent. Capiche?
 Sorry about that yes ma'am
 Oh, and you didn't tell me what the
 tire pressure was on the rear
 passenger tire like l asked, so you
 are definitely not even in my top five
 favorite oil change guys.
mbaku-babygirl:

great-tweets:

“This is a teachable moment for you.”



She did that!!!!

mbaku-babygirl: great-tweets: “This is a teachable moment for you.” She did that!!!!

Apple, Cum, and Target: awkward (adj) awkward (adj [embarrassing] awkward (adj) [problem, question, situation] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj inconvenient] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [of movements] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [embarrassing] awkward (adj) awkward (adij) [difficult] awkward (adj) [clumsy] awkward (adj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [clumsy] awkward (adjł [embarrassed] awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) [item] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [elumsy] awkward fadj [elumsy] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) awkward (adj [silence] awkward (adj) awkward (adj) [clumsy] ungeschickt peinlich heikel unbehaglich gefahrlich plump ungünstig misslich hilflos eckig [Bewegungen] ungelegen fatal [peinlich] verfänglich unangenehm scheußlich schwierig unbeholfen tollpatschig schwerfallig prekär [unangenehm, peinlich] ungelenk verlegen tapsig [ugs.] sperrig tölpelhaft unhandlich linkisch hölzern [fig.] [ungelenk] ungemütlich [Mensch] täppisch tolpatschig [alt] [ugs.] mißlich [alt] umständlich betreten [Schweigen, Stille] hinderlich dabbsch [sächs.] [ungeschickt, unbeholfen] unbetamt lösterr.l ugs.1 aus dem Ji the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward tag yourself i’m dabbsch
Apple, Cum, and Target: awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [embarrassing]
 awkward (adj) [problem, question, situation]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj inconvenient]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj) [of movements]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [embarrassing]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adij) [difficult]
 awkward (adj) [clumsy]
 awkward (adj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj) [clumsy]
 awkward (adjł [embarrassed]
 awkward fadj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj) [item]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward fadj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [elumsy]
 awkward fadj [elumsy]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj [silence]
 awkward (adj)
 awkward (adj) [clumsy]
 ungeschickt
 peinlich
 heikel
 unbehaglich
 gefahrlich
 plump
 ungünstig
 misslich
 hilflos
 eckig [Bewegungen]
 ungelegen
 fatal [peinlich]
 verfänglich
 unangenehm
 scheußlich
 schwierig
 unbeholfen
 tollpatschig
 schwerfallig
 prekär [unangenehm, peinlich]
 ungelenk
 verlegen
 tapsig [ugs.]
 sperrig
 tölpelhaft
 unhandlich
 linkisch
 hölzern [fig.] [ungelenk]
 ungemütlich [Mensch]
 täppisch
 tolpatschig [alt] [ugs.]
 mißlich [alt]
 umständlich
 betreten [Schweigen, Stille]
 hinderlich
 dabbsch [sächs.] [ungeschickt, unbeholfen]
 unbetamt lösterr.l ugs.1 aus dem Ji
the-prankster:

people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless synonyms for awkward
tag yourself i’m dabbsch

the-prankster: people always talk about how germans have hundreds of words for apple core or cum but no one ever mentions our countless syn...

Target, Tumblr, and Awkward: bunjywunjy: urban-cryptid: garbage-senpai: adinaascending: Well this is awkward  drift compatible Game glitch collision detection: OFF
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