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Memes, πŸ€–, and The Forest: Dog in cardboard cutout @Drsmashlove Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, πŸ€–, and The Forest: Dog in cardboard cutout
 @Drsmashlove
Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext u when she drunk? That mean u doing it right. Do she scream in tongues like she possessed by the devil when u hit it? Then u doing it right. Do she stalk u? Then u definitely doing it right πŸ˜€. But there is an easier test I like to call the TupperWare Test. The TupperWare Test is simple Bruh. If she just show up and hand u that TupperWare with two dozen soft, chewy chocolate chip salted caramel cookies like "hey, I baked - so I thought you'd like these", nah. Hell nah. This wasn't an afterthought. She baked FOR YOU Bruh. She reminisced on getting that good dick and said "this man has delivered that good dick so imma deliver some baked goods." This dates back to the caveman, as I quote from Sir Richard Hamilton's seminal book on the caveman, "The Way of the Cave Human" from 1853 and I quote: "After the caveman doth administered a robust bout of sexual intercourse with his cave maiden whereupon she hath released an abundance of vaginal secretions and abandoned her senses to the point where she hath grunted to the caveman that he hath penetrated her so thoroughly that he hath become her father when indeed he were only her husband, the caveman retired to the forest to select a deer upon which to dine with his cave family, and, upon his return to the cave, discovered that his cave maiden hath baked him a dozen wheat biscuits sweetened with wildflower nectar upon a homemade hearth she had fashioned from a hollow stone and fire." <- I just made this up lol but the point is that since time immemorial, if u give her that good dick Bruh she gon bake for u. So THAT'S how u know u hit it right. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Now a lot of u men like "aye smash I think I'm giving my girl that good dick but how do I know". There's a lot of ways to tell. Do she sext ...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Shell: (a paigevcox Dozens 1st birthday Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won the World Series I was out celebrating with my lil homegirl and her friends. Everyone was on the street hi fiving each other and I was doing it but she wasn't. (She was also smoking a blunt πŸ€”. I like them ratchet πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜). I'm like "aye baby why u ain't hi fiving, the Cubs just won." And she said "I'm traumatized. Whenever I'm out drinking with the girls, men try to hi five you and then they don't let go of your hand and you're stuck talking to them." Aye u remember the dude in high school who used to ask girls where his hug was at? He grew up and now does the two point hi five conversion. Don't be this dude πŸ˜‚. (2) One of my lil homegirls text me saying she was having a bad day and a dude walked up to her and said "smile". I can't put this better than she put it so here u go: "This is seriously my BIGGEST pet peeve. I don't care who u r. If u say this to me, wave goodbye to this pussy as if it's riding away on a train and u r crying and waving a handkerchief. 'Smile!' Ummmmm how bout instead of commanding me to smile u do something that MAKES me smile. Fuqqqqq" Enuf said 🚞. (3) Last but not least don't agree with everything a girl says. Don't disagree just to do it, but also don't agree with every single cot damn thing she say Bruh (and don't one-up. If she say she went hiking in Costa Rica don't be all "I WENT HIKING IN HAWAII UP A VOLCANO AND HAD TO JUMP OVER MOLTEN LAVA." Ok Bear Grylls, chill. Let her talk about Costa Rica with your one-upping ass, let her have a lil fun telling the story. Damn.) Anyway Bruh have an opinion. Don't agree 100% and don't one-up, but u can argue a lil bit playfully. She'll like it. Side note: please no more DMs saying "WOW YOU'RE A HOE HOW MANY 'lil homegirls' DO YOU HAVE". These are my lil homies FR. I was raised with beautiful, independent sisters so I surround myself with beautiful, independent women with a stank attitude who keep their nails did and aren't afraid to potentially choke-stab me and-or scam me. It doesn't mean I'm smashing them all. Let me live, fuck StopSlutShaming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Memes, πŸ€–, and Shell: (a paigevcox
 Dozens 1st birthday
Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won the World Series I was out celebrating with my lil homegirl and her friends. Everyone was on the street hi fiving each other and I was doing it but she wasn't. (She was also smoking a blunt πŸ€”. I like them ratchet πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜). I'm like "aye baby why u ain't hi fiving, the Cubs just won." And she said "I'm traumatized. Whenever I'm out drinking with the girls, men try to hi five you and then they don't let go of your hand and you're stuck talking to them." Aye u remember the dude in high school who used to ask girls where his hug was at? He grew up and now does the two point hi five conversion. Don't be this dude πŸ˜‚. (2) One of my lil homegirls text me saying she was having a bad day and a dude walked up to her and said "smile". I can't put this better than she put it so here u go: "This is seriously my BIGGEST pet peeve. I don't care who u r. If u say this to me, wave goodbye to this pussy as if it's riding away on a train and u r crying and waving a handkerchief. 'Smile!' Ummmmm how bout instead of commanding me to smile u do something that MAKES me smile. Fuqqqqq" Enuf said 🚞. (3) Last but not least don't agree with everything a girl says. Don't disagree just to do it, but also don't agree with every single cot damn thing she say Bruh (and don't one-up. If she say she went hiking in Costa Rica don't be all "I WENT HIKING IN HAWAII UP A VOLCANO AND HAD TO JUMP OVER MOLTEN LAVA." Ok Bear Grylls, chill. Let her talk about Costa Rica with your one-upping ass, let her have a lil fun telling the story. Damn.) Anyway Bruh have an opinion. Don't agree 100% and don't one-up, but u can argue a lil bit playfully. She'll like it. Side note: please no more DMs saying "WOW YOU'RE A HOE HOW MANY 'lil homegirls' DO YOU HAVE". These are my lil homies FR. I was raised with beautiful, independent sisters so I surround myself with beautiful, independent women with a stank attitude who keep their nails did and aren't afraid to potentially choke-stab me and-or scam me. It doesn't mean I'm smashing them all. Let me live, fuck StopSlutShaming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Men you might be a woman's pet peeve and not even know it. With that said let me tell u three things to avoid. (1) The night the Cubs won th...