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Baby, It's Cold Outside: Baby, it's cold outside. No it isn't, its 72 and sunny with a 75% chance of death
Baby, It's Cold Outside: Baby, it's cold outside. No it isn't, its 72 and sunny with a 75% chance of death

Baby, it's cold outside. No it isn't, its 72 and sunny with a 75% chance of death

Baby, It's Cold Outside: At least I'm gonna say I tried (what's the sense in losing your pride?) Merry Christmas! Happy holidays! And I have a small contribution too, this parody of "baby it's cold outside" sang by Jager, featuring the ACOG. So please, just stay? (Just please let me leave now.) Oh, ACOG please stay, (but baby the patch went live) Baby the patch went live, Please, no, don't go away (but baby the patch went live) Well. You're rather persistent. And you can stop worrying about grenades now. The spawn peeking has been, You really must go? (But baby the patch went live) (dude, please the patch just dropped) So very nice (You'll miss my 2.5x sight) Senaviev doesn't have to know (but baby the patch went live) Ash won't have trouble rushing (you weren't meant for ash crushing) The times have been, (how lucky I haven't been removed yet.) The attackers could be breaking the floor (because they couldn't get to the door) So very warm (look out the window, at that Blitz) So l'd better get, back to roaming (The BOSG needs me, so l'll get going) Tachanka will be suspicious (god those kills were delicious) But maybe just one peek more (I'll stop em from even reaching the door) The devs might nerf me in the floor (are we really rhyming more stuff with door?) The community is done, (that's because the hackers aren't fun) The pixels l've peeked were vicious (man, those kills really were delicious.) They said they want you off my gun, (They say want to have fun) Maybe just one ace more (never been such an outrage before) I wish I knew how, I guess you'll go soon? (their head is red mist now, ) (Yep. I've been banned now.) To actually aim, (I'll take their lives, the results are swell) Will, we meet again? (Not ever in this game, )Wow. The community says oh god no, (they'll have to find a monty though) Its really been grand (when the trigger touches your hand) At least I'm gonna say I tried (what's the sense in losing your pride?) But, can't you see? (Why the hell are you still singing to me?) So please, just stay? There's bound to be talk tomorrow (Just please let me leave now.) (about your everlasting sorrow) Baby the patch went live, At least they'll be plenty to remember you by (like the time you peeked a doorframe and died) Well. You're rather persistent. And you can stop worrying about grenades now. Baby the patch, You really must go? (But baby the patch went live) Baby the patch went live! Okay. One more game for old times sake. Senaviev doesn't have to know (but baby the patch went live) Well, that took a while. The times have been, Jager then woke up. Realizing that entire (poorly written) song was a dream. He proceeded to cry about it for the rest of the day. (how lucky I haven't been removed yet.) Soven warm I too, have a carol for you. Because nothing builds pride, like a caroling ride. (In a one horse open sleigh.) Shoutout to u/Utopia_Xenon for inspiring this one.
Baby, It's Cold Outside: At least I'm gonna say I tried
 (what's the sense in losing your pride?)
 Merry Christmas! Happy holidays!
 And I have a small contribution too, this parody of "baby it's cold outside" sang by Jager,
 featuring the ACOG.
 So please, just stay?
 (Just please let me leave now.)
 Oh, ACOG please stay,
 (but baby the patch went live)
 Baby the patch went live,
 Please, no, don't go away
 (but baby the patch went live)
 Well. You're rather persistent.
 And you can stop worrying about grenades now.
 The spawn peeking has been,
 You really must go?
 (But baby the patch went live)
 (dude, please the patch just dropped)
 So very nice
 (You'll miss my 2.5x sight)
 Senaviev doesn't have to know
 (but baby the patch went live)
 Ash won't have trouble rushing
 (you weren't meant for ash crushing)
 The times have been,
 (how lucky I haven't been removed yet.)
 The attackers could be breaking the floor
 (because they couldn't get to the door)
 So very warm
 (look out the window, at that Blitz)
 So l'd better get, back to roaming
 (The BOSG needs me, so l'll get going)
 Tachanka will be suspicious
 (god those kills were delicious)
 But maybe just one peek more
 (I'll stop em from even reaching the door)
 The devs might nerf me in the floor
 (are we really rhyming more stuff with door?)
 The community is done,
 (that's because the hackers aren't fun)
 The pixels l've peeked were vicious
 (man, those kills really were delicious.)
 They said they want you off my gun,
 (They say want to have fun)
 Maybe just one ace more
 (never been such an outrage before)
 I wish I knew how,
 I guess you'll go soon?
 (their head is red mist now, )
 (Yep. I've been banned now.)
 To actually aim,
 (I'll take their lives, the results are swell)
 Will, we meet again?
 (Not ever in this game, )Wow.
 The community says oh god no,
 (they'll have to find a monty though)
 Its really been grand
 (when the trigger touches your hand)
 At least I'm gonna say I tried
 (what's the sense in losing your pride?)
 But, can't you see?
 (Why the hell are you still singing to me?)
 So please, just stay?
 There's bound to be talk tomorrow
 (Just please let me leave now.)
 (about your everlasting sorrow)
 Baby the patch went live,
 At least they'll be plenty to remember you by
 (like the time you peeked a doorframe and died)
 Well. You're rather persistent.
 And you can stop worrying about grenades now.
 Baby the patch,
 You really must go?
 (But baby the patch went live)
 Baby the patch went live!
 Okay. One more game for old times sake.
 Senaviev doesn't have to know
 (but baby the patch went live)
 Well, that took a while.
 The times have been,
 Jager then woke up. Realizing that entire (poorly written) song was a dream. He proceeded to
 cry about it for the rest of the day.
 (how lucky I haven't been removed yet.)
 Soven warm
I too, have a carol for you. Because nothing builds pride, like a caroling ride. (In a one horse open sleigh.) Shoutout to u/Utopia_Xenon for inspiring this one.

I too, have a carol for you. Because nothing builds pride, like a caroling ride. (In a one horse open sleigh.) Shoutout to u/Utopia_Xenon...

Baby, It's Cold Outside: ♬ Baby it's cold outside ♬
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Baby, It's Cold Outside: ♬ Baby it's cold outside ♬

♬ Baby it's cold outside ♬