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Animals, Beautiful, and Crying: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING: WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00 You won't be getting up for 5 through his diaper and now your bed is covered in urine more You change a diaper and try to get the kid to sleep a little longer but now the he's yelling zoo animals and doing flips on the 6:30 You made some breakfast for your child, but today he decided he hates eggs. He's saying he wants "scrims" but you don't know what that means. He won't explain and just keeps yelling "scrims" louder and louder 7:00 Your pillow got a little warm so you turn it over and go back to You've now watched the same episode of Spongebob four times. One time you tried to change it over to the news and your kid shoved a spoon in the Tranquil visions dance in your 8:00 O0 head as the sweet embrace of slumber engulfs your resting body You attempt to take a shower but your kid keeps throwing can openers into the tub. You weren't aware that you hacd multiple can openers An angel comes down and gently kisses your forehead. Sleep well, sweet prince 8:30 You walk upstairs to your room, but didn't realize your kid was using the stairs as a stunt zone for Hot Wheels and you slip on one and nearly die as you tumble back down to the A hummingbird perches itself outside your window and sings a sweet lullaby. He blows you a kiss and soars away 9:00 You try to finally go to the bathroom, but forgot to lock the door so now your kid is crying because you won't let him dump sand in your lap. He dumps it on the dog instead. The sand was actually used cat litter You wake briefly to adjust your sleep number. (You bought an adjustable bed with all the disposable income you have from not having a kid.) 9:30 You hear laughter, which is almost more terrifying than crying. You walk in the living room to see your kid making 10:00 S Still sleeping soundly, like a puppy in front of a crackling snow angels in glue. There's no way you're getting your deposit back with a giant glue angel in the middle of the carpet Your kid doses off and you try to catch up on your favorite show You stir a little and check your texts. Your friend wants to go to brunch later. That sounds nice 30 more minutes of sleep and you'll get ready for that. Maybe go to mall later or ride go-karts Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30 there's a dramatic moment where the music builds and your kid is now wide-awake. (Screw You get everyone loaded into the car to go to the zoo, even though it's 90 degrees and so humid taxidermy is coming back to life. Your kid yells a racial slur he heard in a movie. Out of all the words he's heard, that's the only one that stuck. You wake up feeling refreshed and beautiful. You know what? It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the bed a while and watch a movie 11:00 srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids
Animals, Beautiful, and Crying: AN AVERAGE SATURDAY MORNING:
 WITH KIDS VS. WITHOUT KID
 WITH KIDS TIME WITHOUT KIDS
 Time to get up! Someone peed 6:00
 You won't be getting up for 5
 through his diaper and now your
 bed is covered in urine
 more
 You change a diaper and try to
 get the kid to sleep a little longer
 but now the he's yelling zoo
 animals and doing flips on the
 6:30
 You made some breakfast for
 your child, but today he decided
 he hates eggs. He's saying he
 wants "scrims" but you don't
 know what that means. He won't
 explain and just keeps yelling
 "scrims" louder and louder
 7:00
 Your pillow got a little warm so
 you turn it over and go back to
 You've now watched the same
 episode of Spongebob four
 times. One time you tried to
 change it over to the news and
 your kid shoved a spoon in the
 Tranquil visions dance in your
 8:00
 O0
 head as the sweet embrace of
 slumber engulfs your resting
 body
 You attempt to take a shower
 but your kid keeps throwing can
 openers into the tub. You
 weren't aware that you hacd
 multiple can openers
 An angel comes down and
 gently kisses your forehead.
 Sleep well, sweet prince
 8:30
 You walk upstairs to your room,
 but didn't realize your kid was
 using the stairs as a stunt zone
 for Hot Wheels and you slip on
 one and nearly die as you
 tumble back down to the
 A hummingbird perches itself
 outside your window and sings a
 sweet lullaby. He blows you a
 kiss and soars away
 9:00
 You try to finally go to the
 bathroom, but forgot to lock the
 door so now your kid is crying
 because you won't let him dump
 sand in your lap. He dumps it on
 the dog instead. The sand was
 actually used cat litter
 You wake briefly to adjust your
 sleep number. (You bought an
 adjustable bed with all the
 disposable income you have
 from not having a kid.)
 9:30
 You hear laughter, which is
 almost more terrifying than
 crying. You walk in the living
 room to see your kid making 10:00
 S
 Still sleeping soundly, like a
 puppy in front of a crackling
 snow angels in glue. There's no
 way you're getting your deposit
 back with a giant glue angel in
 the middle of the carpet
 Your kid doses off and you try to
 catch up on your favorite show
 You stir a little and check your
 texts. Your friend wants to go to
 brunch later. That sounds nice
 30 more minutes of sleep and
 you'll get ready for that. Maybe
 go to mall later or ride go-karts
 Unfortunately, six minutes into it 10:30
 there's a dramatic moment
 where the music builds and your
 kid is now wide-awake. (Screw
 You get everyone loaded into
 the car to go to the zoo, even
 though it's 90 degrees and so
 humid taxidermy is coming back
 to life. Your kid yells a racial slur
 he heard in a movie. Out of all
 the words he's heard, that's the
 only one that stuck.
 You wake up feeling refreshed
 and beautiful. You know what?
 It's Saturday. Let's just lie in the
 bed a while and watch a movie
 11:00
srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

srsfunny:Saturdays With Kids Vs. Without Kids

Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT NOW MyCatFromHell Every cat's life is... CHAME YOUR CAT NOW MyCatFromHell HAME YOUR CAT NOW PMyCatFromHell Every cats life is worth something. bornthiswayward #i've reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for femmadilemma how is this funny to anyone Those people obviously don't realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don't want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills) Also I might also be crying drunkvanity Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he's taught himself everything there is to know about cats and since then, he's tanin re thcsavea behaorCat staughthm ea their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he's saving cats lives. He's awesome rogueofstorms His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one himteckerjam Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him You will catch these hands anightvaleintern I don.t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional Because a) I get r over cats too, fuck you and b.) its mostly because he's a man and a patriarchal belief that men can't really fucking emotional cry or have feelings academicfeminist PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can't handle his ass n every cats life is
Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT NOW
 MyCatFromHell
 Every cat's life is...
 CHAME YOUR CAT NOW
 MyCatFromHell
 HAME YOUR CAT NOW
 PMyCatFromHell
 Every cats life is worth something.
 bornthiswayward
 #i've reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a
 joke#but bless this man and what he stands for
 femmadilemma
 how is this funny to anyone
 Those people obviously don't realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at
 shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when
 they don't want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to
 starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills)
 Also I might also be crying
 drunkvanity
 Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict,
 and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and
 nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and
 ever since then, he's taught himself everything there is to know about cats and
 since then, he's tanin re thcsavea
 behaorCat staughthm ea
 their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he's saving cats lives. He's awesome
 rogueofstorms
 His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned
 from growing up with one
 himteckerjam
 Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight
 anybody coming for him
 You will catch these hands
 anightvaleintern
 I don.t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional
 Because a) I get r over cats too, fuck you
 and b.) its mostly because he's a man and a patriarchal belief that men can't
 really fucking emotional
 cry or have feelings
 academicfeminist
 PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality
 who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure
 can't handle his ass n
every cats life is

every cats life is

Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop. you Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.
Alive, Cats, and Coldplay: julia reinstein@juliareinstein
 I learned how to do CPR today so now
 know how to save your life but more
 importantly I found out New York
 Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify
 playlist of songs that are the right beat to
 time CPR compressions to and it is on
 point
 9:49イ
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Songs to do CPR to
 l of these son
 ht
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 beat to perform CPR. Pick o
 remember
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 case you ever need to save a life
 PLAYLIST BY
 MMMBop-Single Version
 Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast..
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 NYPHOSPITAL
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Fast Car
 Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman
 E May 18, 2017
 2h 56m
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 FI
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma…
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Fast Car
 O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
 Hips Don't Lie
 Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2
 Fl
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray
 Just Dance
 Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (.
 You Can't Hurry Love
 Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga
 Devices Avalable
 Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198.
 Something Just Like This
 The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik.
 茴
 Q
 (0)
 IN
 RadioYour Library
x-cetra:
esaa-tas:


aquarian-sunchild:

positive-memes:

Drop the beat not the heart rate

I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop.

you


Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.

x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so ...

Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT HOW #MyCatFromhell Every cat's life is worth something. academicfeminist: anightvaleintern: himteckerjam: rogueofstorms: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for how is this funny to anyone. Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).   Also - I might also be crying. Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome. His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one. Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him.You will catch these hands. I don;t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional. Because a.) I get really fucking emotional over cats too, fuck you and b.) it’s mostly because he’s a man and a patriarchal belief that men can’t cry or have feelings. PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can’t handle his ass rn
Advice, Ass, and Cats: SHAME YOUR CAT HOW
 #MyCatFromhell
 Every cat's life is worth something.
academicfeminist:
anightvaleintern:

himteckerjam:

rogueofstorms:

drunkvanity:

femmadilemma:

bornthiswayward:

#i’ve reblogged this like twice#and i think some people are reblogging this as a joke#but bless this man and what he stands for

how is this funny to anyone.
Those people obviously don’t realize the extremely high kill rate for cats at shelters, not to mention that people literally dump indoor cats outside when they don’t want them anymore, and indoor cats often die due to starvation/predators (duh they have no survival skills).  
Also - I might also be crying.

Jackson Galaxy is awesome. His story is is that he used to be a drug addict, and that while he was in the beginning of his recovery he saved a stray cat and nursed it back to life, and in return the cat essentially did the same for him, and ever since then, he’s taught himself everything there is to know about cats and their behavior. Cats saved his life, so he’s saving cats lives. He’s awesome.

His show has taught me more about how to take care of a cat than I learned from growing up with one.

Jackson Galaxy is the patron fucking saint of cats and I swear to god I will fight anybody coming for him.You will catch these hands.

I don;t like when people make fun of Jackson Galaxy when he gets emotional.
Because a.) I get really fucking emotional over cats too, fuck you
and b.) it’s mostly because he’s a man and a patriarchal belief that men can’t cry or have feelings.


PLUS! He actually gives GREAT behavior advice, unlike another TV personality who works with canines and shall not be named because my blood pressure can’t handle his ass rn

academicfeminist: anightvaleintern: himteckerjam: rogueofstorms: drunkvanity: femmadilemma: bornthiswayward: #i’ve reblogged this like...

Club, Lgbt, and Life: dying and coming back to life club EM lainafantasy: shalliephobic: shiro and lance bond in season 7? News flash: LGBT stands for “Life Gone, But (only) Temporarily”
Club, Lgbt, and Life: dying and
 coming back to
 life club
 EM
lainafantasy:

shalliephobic:
shiro and lance bond in season 7?
News flash: LGBT stands for “Life Gone, But (only) Temporarily”

lainafantasy: shalliephobic: shiro and lance bond in season 7? News flash: LGBT stands for “Life Gone, But (only) Temporarily”