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Backes: 1 year ago So I was in church, right? Fucking hated it - bunch of self- righteous fucks wanting to destroy freedom of speech, talking glory to the government, venerating the almighty dollar, all that bullshit. You know, the usual. So I'm sitting at the back of the pews, quietly jamming out to the Sex Pistols while the preacher preached his typical dribble. No one was paying attention to me, but for whatever reason I suddenly noticed the empty sound booth, which was conveniently situated close by The door was hanging ajar. I knew for a fact they had an audio jack in that room Needless to say, I knew exactly what I had to do Calmly, I got up from my seat and moved inside. Nobody noticed, of course, too wrapped up in the continuous circle jerk on stage. I plug in my I-Pod and start shuffling through my song selection. Luckily, I didn't have to look far: I had a playlist almost perfect for this exact occasion Hit shuffle wait for the fireworks This song was the first one to come on, right as the pastor began screaming about how the president was an evil homosexual liberal anti-Christ. And the second it comes on. EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR FUCKING MIND Like, seriously, they, for just a second, thought the Devil was playing music. The fucking preacher even screamed out 'the power of Christ compels thee, foul daemon! I'm being 100% serious, couldn't make this up if I tried I got caught, of course. My Mom grounded me for over half a year, and I got sent to special church services every Sunday in order to 'reconnect with God Or would have, that is, if my Dad hadn't taken me to go shoot the shit at the local pub instead those nights. I can still remember how hard he was laughing on the ride home, and how he showed me his secret collection of punk vinyl in the garage the next day. I can still remember him patting me on the back and handing me a vintage, pre- main press copy of Never Mind the Bollocks I still have the record to this day. I piss off everyone in the dorm when I play it, and my Mom still scowls when she sees it DR: I pissed off everyone, and have an awesome Dad Show less Reply . 503 lá View all 124 replies
Backes: 1 year ago
 So I was in church, right? Fucking hated it - bunch of self-
 righteous fucks wanting to destroy freedom of speech,
 talking glory to the government, venerating the almighty
 dollar, all that bullshit. You know, the usual. So I'm sitting at
 the back of the pews, quietly jamming out to the Sex
 Pistols while the preacher preached his typical dribble. No
 one was paying attention to me, but for whatever reason I
 suddenly noticed the empty sound booth, which was
 conveniently situated close by
 The door was hanging ajar. I knew for a fact they had an
 audio jack in that room
 Needless to say, I knew exactly what I had to do
 Calmly, I got up from my seat and moved inside. Nobody
 noticed, of course, too wrapped up in the continuous circle
 jerk on stage. I plug in my I-Pod and start shuffling through
 my song selection. Luckily, I didn't have to look far: I had a
 playlist almost perfect for this exact occasion
 Hit shuffle wait for the fireworks
 This song was the first one to come on, right as the pastor
 began screaming about how the president was an evil
 homosexual liberal anti-Christ. And the second it comes
 on.
 EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR FUCKING MIND
 Like, seriously, they, for just a second, thought the Devil
 was playing music. The fucking preacher even screamed
 out 'the power of Christ compels thee, foul daemon! I'm
 being 100% serious, couldn't make this up if I tried
 I got caught, of course. My Mom grounded me for over half
 a year, and I got sent to special church services every
 Sunday in order to 'reconnect with God
 Or would have, that is, if my Dad hadn't taken me to go
 shoot the shit at the local pub instead those nights. I can
 still remember how hard he was laughing on the ride
 home, and how he showed me his secret collection of
 punk vinyl in the garage the next day. I can still remember
 him patting me on the back and handing me a vintage, pre-
 main press copy of Never Mind the Bollocks
 I still have the record to this day. I piss off everyone in the
 dorm when I play it, and my Mom still scowls when she
 sees it
 DR: I pissed off everyone, and have an awesome Dad
 Show less
 Reply . 503 lá
 View all 124 replies
Backes: County Sheriff added 3 new photos. August 3 at 11:43am Do you know this man? 25-year-old wanted man , ran from a residence on Allison Way Tuesday afternoon when the High Risk Probation Team was serving a warrant for backpack at Probation Officer Mora which contained over 23 grams of heroin and hypodermic needles. The High Risk Probation Team was at the home Tuesday afternoon to contact who is on a pretrial ankle monitor for pending charges. He let his ankle monitor battery die, which is a violation of the Electronic Monitoring Program rules. 25-year-old vehicle theft, drug paraphernalia and carrying a concealed dirk or dagger, along with possession of methamphetamine and hypodermic needles used to inject narcotics. 37-year-old two warrants for grand theft, failing to appear and delaying justice after being found hiding in the mobile home and refusing to come out. While fleeing, threw a was arrested on two warrants for was also at the home and arrested on is wanted for possession of heroin for sale, possession of drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, evading, violation of probation and several vehicle code violations. He is 5'2", 130 pounds with brown hair and green eyes. If you seeplease call the Sheriff s Office at 209-533-5815. Like -Comment Share 100 Top Comments 90 shares Write a comment... Hello tuolumne county an tuolumne county sheriff's team, can u plz run a check on that black tar cuz I am pretty sure it's melted coffee beans. An they were not for sale, an never through no back pack an how come u gotta leave out the part where I jumped off the roof that was like thirty feet an grabbed a tree branch an swung to freedom just saying, no disrespect Like Reply 10 August 5 at 10:25pm View previous replies County Sheriff Kirby, turn yourself in and take care of your outstanding warrants so you do not have more added on. Like Reply 2 August 6 at 8:42am View more replies
Backes: County Sheriff added 3 new photos.
 August 3 at 11:43am
 Do you know this man?
 25-year-old wanted man , ran from a residence on
 Allison Way Tuesday afternoon when the High Risk Probation Team was
 serving a warrant for
 backpack at Probation Officer Mora which contained over 23 grams of
 heroin and hypodermic needles.
 The High Risk Probation Team was at the home Tuesday afternoon to
 contact who is on a pretrial ankle monitor for pending
 charges. He let his ankle monitor battery die, which is a violation of the
 Electronic Monitoring Program rules.
 25-year-old
 vehicle theft, drug paraphernalia and carrying a concealed dirk or dagger,
 along with possession of methamphetamine and hypodermic needles used
 to inject narcotics.
 37-year-old
 two warrants for grand theft, failing to appear and delaying justice after
 being found hiding in the mobile home and refusing to come out.
 While fleeing, threw a
 was arrested on two warrants for
 was also at the home and arrested on
 is wanted for possession of heroin for
 sale, possession of drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, evading, violation
 of probation and several vehicle code violations.
 He is 5'2", 130 pounds with brown hair and green eyes.
 If you seeplease call the Sheriff s Office at 209-533-5815.
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 Hello tuolumne county an tuolumne county sheriff's team, can u
 plz run a check on that black tar cuz I am pretty sure it's melted coffee beans.
 An they were not for sale, an never through no back pack an how come u
 gotta leave out the part where I jumped off the roof that was like thirty feet an
 grabbed a tree branch an swung to freedom just saying, no disrespect
 Like Reply 10 August 5 at 10:25pm
 View previous replies
 County Sheriff Kirby, turn yourself in and take care of your
 outstanding warrants so you do not have more added on.
 Like Reply 2 August 6 at 8:42am
 View more replies