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Cum, Memes, and Lamborghini: Nigga if you don't Sit down and take this picture." It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home 😎
Cum, Memes, and Lamborghini: Nigga if you don't Sit down and
 take this picture."
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home 😎

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were gettin...

Memes, Precious, and Prison: [8x14 Recap] β€’I absolutely LOVED this episode! It had so much action and twists πŸ‘πŸ» β€’Damon died and came back to life too many times this season I swear πŸ™„ β€’Stefan came to apologize to Bonnie for killing Enzo but she still hated him and I can understand her πŸ˜” β€’I'm glad Bonnie can see Enzo but it's just so depressing 😭 β€’I hate that Stefan just wanted to leave town β€’Cade has Elena's coffin now 😳 β€’Defan teamed up again YAY β€’The twins had issues with their magic and set something on fire ops πŸ˜… β€’Kai singing in a bar was the best thing of the episode I laughed so hard πŸ˜‚ β€’Damon and Stefan kidnapped Kai and brought him to the Armory hah! β€’I'm glad Daroline are friends now and can talk about problems to each other β€’Enzo told Bonnie to forgive Stefan and to let go of the hate, he's too precious and deserves better ugh 😭 β€’I loved how Damon played the big bro and tried to talk to Stefan about Caroline πŸ‘πŸ» β€’Josie and Lizzie's magic out of control because they are at the Armory and all the magical objects there make them crazy omg 😳 β€’It was cool to see Kai and Caroline interact but of course she couldn't trust him and he just escaped πŸ˜… β€’Stefan wanted to kill Cade on his own 😳 he was pretty badass even if he's only human β€’Cade set Elena's coffin on fire and Bonnie felt that Elena's in trouble because of their bond wow β€’Kai wanted to go get the twins omg 😳 β€’Cade made Damon choose between Stefan and Elena's life and he chose to die to save them both I WAS BAWLING 😭 β€’Alaric fought Kai and Caroline snapped his neck yay what a badass episode πŸ’ͺ🏻 β€’Bonnie fought Cade with her psychic ability to save Damon and Stefan killed Cade with his dagger IT WAS EPIC πŸ‘πŸ» β€’I hope Stefan and Bonnie can fix their relationship β€’All these Defan scenes and the hug made me so emotional I missed it 😍😭 β€’Stefan didn't want to run anymore but decided to stay with Caroline until he dies aw 😭❀ β€’Josie, Lizzie and Bonnie put Kai in a prison world again omg poor Kai (I know he deserves it) β€’Damon looked at Elena aw 😭 β€’Kai talked about Katherine which means he knows her which means Kaitherine is kind of real ahhh 😍 SHE'S RULING HELL AND HER COMEBACK IS GONNA BE EPIC I CANNOT WAIT Your thoughts?
Memes, Precious, and Prison: [8x14 Recap] β€’I absolutely LOVED this episode! It had so much action and twists πŸ‘πŸ» β€’Damon died and came back to life too many times this season I swear πŸ™„ β€’Stefan came to apologize to Bonnie for killing Enzo but she still hated him and I can understand her πŸ˜” β€’I'm glad Bonnie can see Enzo but it's just so depressing 😭 β€’I hate that Stefan just wanted to leave town β€’Cade has Elena's coffin now 😳 β€’Defan teamed up again YAY β€’The twins had issues with their magic and set something on fire ops πŸ˜… β€’Kai singing in a bar was the best thing of the episode I laughed so hard πŸ˜‚ β€’Damon and Stefan kidnapped Kai and brought him to the Armory hah! β€’I'm glad Daroline are friends now and can talk about problems to each other β€’Enzo told Bonnie to forgive Stefan and to let go of the hate, he's too precious and deserves better ugh 😭 β€’I loved how Damon played the big bro and tried to talk to Stefan about Caroline πŸ‘πŸ» β€’Josie and Lizzie's magic out of control because they are at the Armory and all the magical objects there make them crazy omg 😳 β€’It was cool to see Kai and Caroline interact but of course she couldn't trust him and he just escaped πŸ˜… β€’Stefan wanted to kill Cade on his own 😳 he was pretty badass even if he's only human β€’Cade set Elena's coffin on fire and Bonnie felt that Elena's in trouble because of their bond wow β€’Kai wanted to go get the twins omg 😳 β€’Cade made Damon choose between Stefan and Elena's life and he chose to die to save them both I WAS BAWLING 😭 β€’Alaric fought Kai and Caroline snapped his neck yay what a badass episode πŸ’ͺ🏻 β€’Bonnie fought Cade with her psychic ability to save Damon and Stefan killed Cade with his dagger IT WAS EPIC πŸ‘πŸ» β€’I hope Stefan and Bonnie can fix their relationship β€’All these Defan scenes and the hug made me so emotional I missed it 😍😭 β€’Stefan didn't want to run anymore but decided to stay with Caroline until he dies aw 😭❀ β€’Josie, Lizzie and Bonnie put Kai in a prison world again omg poor Kai (I know he deserves it) β€’Damon looked at Elena aw 😭 β€’Kai talked about Katherine which means he knows her which means Kaitherine is kind of real ahhh 😍 SHE'S RULING HELL AND HER COMEBACK IS GONNA BE EPIC I CANNOT WAIT Your thoughts?

[8x14 Recap] β€’I absolutely LOVED this episode! It had so much action and twists πŸ‘πŸ» β€’Damon died and came back to life too many times this sea...