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Bane: tumblr Year in Review Ships 2019 2019 fandom: 2019‚Äôs Top 100 Ships Shipping is Tumblr‚Äôs favorite sport, and this is the Big Game. Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley,¬†Good Omens Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender JuliantinaJuliana Vald√©s & Valentina Carvajal,¬†Amar a muerte Reddie¬†+25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak,¬†It Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe Malec¬†+1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood,¬†Shadowhunters Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 Tyrus¬†+34TJ & Cyrus,¬†Andi Mack GendryaGendry & Arya Stark,¬†Game of Thrones CatradoraCatra & Adora,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Bumbleby¬†+52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna,¬†RWBY Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe Jonsa¬†+44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark,¬†Game of Thrones Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Stony¬†+5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe Jonerys¬†+43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen,¬†Game of Thrones Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth,¬†Game of Thrones IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant,¬†SKAM France PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath,¬†Athletes Sasusaku¬†+2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura,¬†Naruto Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors Harringrove¬†+38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove,¬†Stranger Things Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe Adrienette¬†+14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS Marichat¬†+5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle,¬†Emmerdale Kaylor¬†+11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift,¬†celebrities Erasermic¬†+16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Ladynoir¬†+10Ladybug & Chat Noir,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones,¬†the Marvel universe MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes,¬†Roswell, New Mexico Wolfstar¬†+8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black,¬†the Harry Potter universe Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf ZaDrZim & Dib,¬†Invader Zim DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David,¬†Druck Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony Soriku¬†Sora & Riku,¬†Kingdom Hearts Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark,¬†the Marvel universe Nalu¬†+19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia,¬†Fairy Tail Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng,¬†Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven,¬†Stranger Things Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe Merthur¬†+28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon,¬†Merlin Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra Starco¬†+3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz,¬†Star vs. the Forces of Evil BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley,¬†Actors McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt,¬†Grey‚Äôs Anatomy Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬† Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia Snowbaz¬†+29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch,¬†Carry On Kaisoo¬†+8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo,¬†EXO Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian,¬†Mo Dao Zu Shi IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava,¬†SKAM Italia Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100 Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham SnufminSnufkin & Moomin,¬†Moominvalley PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman,¬†Legacies Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway,¬†EastEnders BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo,¬†RuPaul‚Äôs Drag Race HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson,¬†How to Train Your Dragon Prinxiety¬†+4Princey & Anxiety,¬†Thomas Sanders PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago,¬†Brooklyn Nine-Nine RayllumCallum & Rayla,¬†The Dragon Prince Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak,¬†She-Ra and the Princesses of Power ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors Spirk¬†+6Spock & James Kirk,¬†Star Trek SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka,¬†Mob Psycho 100 Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous,¬†OK K.O.! Let‚Äôs Be Heroes RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff,¬†the Marvel universe Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect ZelinkZelda & Link,¬†The Legend of Zelda DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas,¬†Homestuck TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo,¬†Mob Psycho 100 DimilethDimitri & Byleth,¬†Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren‚Äôt on the list last year.
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Ineffable HusbandsAziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens 
Klance¬†‚ąí1Keith & Lance,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
JuliantinaJuliana Valdés & Valentina Carvajal, Amar a muerte 
Reddie +25Richie Tozier & Eddie Kaspbrak, It 
Jikook¬†‚ąí1Park Jimin & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Phan¬†‚ąí3Daniel Howell & Phil Lester,¬†YouTubers 
Reylo¬†‚ąí5Rey & Kylo Ren,¬†the Star Wars universe 
Malec +1Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood, Shadowhunters 
Bellarke¬†‚ąí2Bellamy Blake & Clarke Griffin,¬†The 100 
Tyrus +34TJ & Cyrus, Andi Mack 
GendryaGendry & Arya Stark, Game of Thrones 
CatradoraCatra & Adora, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 
Supercorp¬†‚ąí1Kara Danvers & Lena Luthor,¬†Supergirl 
Kiribaku¬†‚ąí8Kirishima Eijirou  & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Bumbleby +52Yang Xiao Long & Blake Belladonna, RWBY 
Stucky¬†‚ąí6Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes,¬†the Marvel universe 
Jonsa +44Jon Snow & Sansa Stark, Game of Thrones 
Bakudeku¬†‚ąí2Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Stony +5Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe 
Destiel¬†‚ąí9Dean Winchester & Castiel,¬†Supernatural 
Tododeku¬†‚ąí13Todoroki Shouto & Midoriya Izuku,¬†Boku No Hero Academia 
Drarry¬†‚ąí1Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter,¬†the Harry Potter universe 
Jonerys +43Jon Snow & Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones 
Jaime x BrienneJaime Lannister & Brienne of Tarth, Game of Thrones 
IronStrange¬†‚ąí7Tony Stark & Dr. Steven Strange,¬†the Marvel universe 
EluEliott Demaury & Lucas Lallemant, SKAM France 
PreathChristen Press & Tobin Heath, Athletes 
Sasusaku +2Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura, Naruto 
Sheith¬†‚ąí24Keith & Shiro,¬†Voltron: Legendary Defender 
Sprousehart¬†‚ąí10Cole Sprouse & Lili Reinhart,¬†Actors 
Harringrove +38Steve Harrington & Billy Hargrove, Stranger Things 
Symbrock¬†‚ąí18Venom (symbiote) & Eddie Brock,¬†the Marvel universe 
Adrienette +14Adrien Agreste & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Choni¬†‚ąí21Cheryl Blossom & Toni Topaz,¬†Riverdale 
Taekook¬†‚ąí16Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook,¬†BTS 
Marichat +5Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
RobronRobert Sugden & Aaron Dingle, Emmerdale 
Kaylor +11Karlie Kloss & Taylor Swift, celebrities 
Erasermic +16Aizawa Shouta & Yamada Hizashi, Boku no Hero Academia 
Ladynoir +10Ladybug & Chat Noir, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir 
Bughead¬†‚ąí18Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones,¬†Riverdale 
Spideypool¬†‚ąí14Spider-Man & Deadpool,¬†the Marvel universe 
SpideychellePeter Parker & Michelle Jones, the Marvel universe 
MalexMichael Guerin & Alex Manes, Roswell, New Mexico 
Wolfstar +8Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe 
Sterek¬†‚ąí10Stiles Stilinski & Derek Hale,¬†Teen Wolf 
ZaDrZim & Dib, Invader Zim 
DavenziMatteo Florenzi & David, Druck 
Camren¬†‚ąí22Camila Cabello & Lauren Jauregui,¬†Fifth Harmony
Soriku Sora & Riku, Kingdom Hearts
Wayhaught¬†‚ąí36Waverly Earp & Nicole Haught,¬†Wynonna Earp
PepperonyPepper Potts & Tony Stark, the Marvel universe
Nalu +19Natsu Dragneel & Lucy Heartfilia, Fairy Tail
Yoonmin¬†‚ąí29Min Yoongi & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
LukanetteLuka Couffaine & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir
Lapidot¬†‚ąí23Lapis Lazuli & Peridot,¬†Steven Universe
MilevenMike Wheeler & Eleven, Stranger Things
Thorki¬†‚ąí36Thor & Loki,¬†the Marvel universe
Merthur +28Merlin & Arthur Pendragon, Merlin
Korrasami¬†‚ąí22Korra & Asami Sato,¬†The Legend of Korra
Starco +3Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz, Star vs. the Forces of Evil
BelizaEliza Taylor & Bob Morley, Actors
McHanzo¬†‚ąí46Jesse McCree & Hanzo Shimada,¬†Overwatch
SchmicoNico Kim & Levi Schmitt, Grey’s Anatomy
Vmin¬†‚ąí19Kim Taehyung & Park Jimin,¬†BTS
CrisanaCris Soto and Joana Bianchi,¬†SKAM Espa√Īa¬†
Johnlock¬†‚ąí25John Watson & Sherlock Holmes,¬†Sherlock
Hannigram¬†‚ąí8Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,¬†Hannibal
Kacchako¬†‚ąí32Uraraka Ochako & Bakugou Katsuki,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
Snowbaz +29Simon Snow & Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch, Carry On
Kaisoo +8Kim Jongin & Do Kyungsoo, EXO
Deanoru¬†‚ąí4Karolina Dean & Nico Minoru,¬†Runaways
Larry Stylinson¬†‚ąí15Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson,¬†One Direction
WangxianLan Wangji & Wei Wuxian, Mo Dao Zu Shi
IncantavaEdoardo Incanti & Eleonora Sava, SKAM Italia
Clexa¬†‚ąí28Clarke Griffin & Commander Lexa,¬†The 100
Nygmobblepot¬†‚ąí15Edward Nygma & Oswald Cobblepot,¬†Gotham
SnufminSnufkin & Moomin, Moominvalley
PosiePenelope Park & Josie Saltzman, Legacies
Bubbline¬†‚ąí54Princess Bubblegum & Marceline,¬†Adventure Time
BallumBen Mitchell & Callum Highway, EastEnders
BranjieBrooklyn Lynn Hytes & Vanessa Vanjie Matteo, RuPaul’s Drag Race
HiccstridHiccup Haddock & Astrid Hofferson, How to Train Your Dragon
Prinxiety +4Princey & Anxiety, Thomas Sanders
PeraltiagoJake Peralta & Amy Santiago, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
RayllumCallum & Rayla, The Dragon Prince
Victuuri¬†‚ąí56Victor Nikiforov & Yuri Katsuki,¬†Yuri!!! on Ice
EntrapdakEntrapta & Hordak, She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
ClintashaClint Barton & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Tomdaya¬†‚ąí6Tom Holland & Zendaya,¬†Actors
Spirk +6Spock & James Kirk, Star Trek
SerireiSerizawa Katsuya & Reigen Arataka, Mob Psycho 100
Todomomo¬†‚ąí23Todoroki Shouto & Yaoyorozu Momo,¬†Boku no Hero Academia
VoxmanLord Boxman & Professor Venomous, OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes
RomanogersSteven Rogers & Natasha Romanoff, the Marvel universe
Bechloe¬†‚ąí62Beca Mitchell & Chloe Beale,¬†Pitch Perfect
ZelinkZelda & Link, The Legend of Zelda
DavekatDave Strider & Karkat Vantas, Homestuck
TerumobHanazawa Teruki & Kageyama Shigeo, Mob Psycho 100
DimilethDimitri & Byleth, Fire EmblemThe number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous year. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last year.

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Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them ‚Äúand how do the magnetic fields play into this?‚ÄĚ and they will invariably say ‚Äúfuck you I don‚Äôt know‚ÄĚ because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

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Magnets are pure bullshit.
Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.

I love magnets

One, that gif showing the Curie temperature is really cool.¬†Two, you don‚Äôt understand, magnetic fields are the bane of my existance and I have a masters dissertation about them. I studied how magnetic fields develop in low mass stars and every single meeting with my supervisor ended in some conversation about how stupid magnetism is.‚ÄúOh yeah and this is effected by the magnetic field strength‚Ķ‚ÄĚ‚ÄúBut why?‚ÄĚ‚ÄúGod knows, I don‚Äôt have a clue.‚ÄĚWas literally said to me by a professor who has spent 20 years of his life looking at magnetism in stars.ALSO:‚ÄúDon‚Äôt ask why, we don‚Äôt know. Maybe magnetism? Who knows anything about magnetism.‚ÄĚ - My Stellar Physics professor when asked about certain processes in stellar formation, something he has been studying for 10 years.Like we know so little about that it‚Äôs actually funny.

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Bane: friend-called-boxcar who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galax y and the only adjective they could think of was skazuhira-miller scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: sure is a milky boy freshfriedtrash NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MERS ARE THE SHITTEST EVER AT ASTRONO NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND MACHOS I SHIT YOU NOT THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING braincoins I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once m walking down the street and I'm like pretty rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually that's anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind, I don't want it anymore. Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it's so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as DNA'! But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we cal " lled it? JUPITER'S RED SPOT the-scarlet-spider okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence gallusrostromegalus I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs See this beautiful creature? It's a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it's about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge's skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything! You wanna know what they called it? PING-PONG TREE SPONGE. Good job, marine biologists. Source: friend-called-boxcar Scientific nomenclature is sh#te but sometimes funny.
Bane: friend-called-boxcar
 who was the fool who was tasked with naming the
 galax
 y and the only adjective they could think of was
 skazuhira-miller
 scientist: (gazing up at space)
 scientist: sure is a milky boy
 freshfriedtrash
 NO
 YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
 MERS ARE THE SHITTEST EVER AT
 ASTRONO
 NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT
 When it came time to name the two theoretical
 particle types that might be dark matter THEY
 INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT
 THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND
 MACHOS I SHIT YOU NOT
 THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING
 ANYTHING
 braincoins
 I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson
 himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this
 more than once
 m walking down the street and I'm like
 pretty rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually
 that's anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind,
 I don't want it anymore. Any biologists in the
 audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what
 I'm talking about. The most important molecule in
 the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE
 SYLLABLES and it's so long that even YOU GUYS
 abbreviate it as DNA'!
 But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man,
 we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons?
 NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF
 You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we
 cal "
 lled it? JUPITER'S RED SPOT
 the-scarlet-spider
 okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist
 nonsense bc their naming methods are the
 bane of my existence
 gallusrostromegalus
 I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise
 you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs
 See this beautiful creature?
 It's a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off
 of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as
 it's about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking
 orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines,
 which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to
 bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested
 alive by the sponge's skin. Amazing, beautiful and
 profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many
 cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think
 Scylla would have been an appropriate reference),
 the region it was found in, the textured skin,
 PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
 You wanna know what they called it?
 PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
 Good job, marine biologists.
 Source: friend-called-boxcar
Scientific nomenclature is sh#te but sometimes funny.

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