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Banking: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
Banking: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:

Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

Banking: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
Banking: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

Banking: BANKING TH ASAMORH ates Who deserved UEFA goal of the season the most? 🅰️ BALE 🅱️ RONALDO
Banking: BANKING TH
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Who deserved UEFA goal of the season the most? 🅰️ BALE 🅱️ RONALDO

Who deserved UEFA goal of the season the most? 🅰️ BALE 🅱️ RONALDO

Banking: car & friends - prehistory HELLO, I'M GRANK, AND DONT WATCH A LOT OF TV. NO ONE DOES! IT'S 16O00 BC! THE SENSE OF SMUG SATISFACTION GET FROM NOT WATCH NG TV IS BETTER THAN ANY TELEVISION SHOW, THAT'S LIKE... 18000 BTV. I'M SURE. YOU ARE SUCH A ZOE. O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE, AND TODAY I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT BANKING WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO PROVIDING A LITTLE ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A LOOOOONG WAY. OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO, WELL, DO THEIR THING. MARVIN AYE O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory Mllred IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN, AND I CONSUME ONLY THE FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE. UMM... WE EAT STUFF WE FIND ON THE GROUND, THERE'S BASICALLY NO EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN THEIR CONVENTIONALLY GROWN COUNTERPARTS... BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com car & friends - prehistory GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING ESSENT AL RED WATER! EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN-- HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US, AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER" LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE SQU RREL BLOOD. NATURALLY-HARVESTED SQU工RREL BLOOD!! O @map_entertainments carandfriends.mapentertainments.com Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)
Banking: car & friends - prehistory
 HELLO, I'M GRANK,
 AND DONT WATCH
 A LOT OF TV.
 NO ONE DOES!
 IT'S 16O00 BC!
 THE SENSE OF SMUG
 SATISFACTION GET
 FROM NOT WATCH NG TV
 IS BETTER THAN ANY
 TELEVISION SHOW,
 THAT'S LIKE...
 18000 BTV.
 I'M SURE.
 YOU ARE
 SUCH A ZOE.
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE, AND TODAY
 I'D LIKE TO TALK WITH
 YOU ABOUT NVESTMENT
 BANKING
 WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE AN
 ECONOMY WE JUST STARTED
 US NG PILL BUGS AS OUR
 CURRENCY TWO WEEKS AGO
 PROVIDING A LITTLE
 ATMOSPHERE CAN GO A
 LOOOOONG WAY.
 OBVI USLY YOU'LL WANT
 YOUR ASSETS TO GROW N
 NUMBER OVER TIME, BUT YOU
 DON'T HAVE TO SIT IDLY BY
 AND WAIT FOR THE BUGS TO,
 WELL, DO THEIR THING.
 MARVIN
 AYE
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 Mllred
 IM GRANK THE CAVEMAN,
 AND I CONSUME ONLY THE
 FINEST ORGANIC PRODUCE.
 UMM... WE EAT STUFF
 WE FIND ON THE GROUND,
 THERE'S BASICALLY NO
 EVIDENCE THAT ORGANIC
 F DS ARE HEALTHIER THAN
 THEIR CONVENTIONALLY
 GROWN COUNTERPARTS...
 BUT THAT'S ONLY
 BECAUSE SCIENCE HASN'T
 BEEN INVENTED YET!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com

 car & friends - prehistory
 GRANK HERE! SIGN UP WITH ME
 TO BE YOUR OWN BOSS SELLING
 ESSENT AL RED WATER!
 EARN THOUSANDS OF P LL BUGS
 A MONTH IN YOUR SPARE T ME!
 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO GET
 THREE PEOPLE TO SIGN UP UNDER
 y U. THEN EACH F THEM W LL GET
 THREE MORE PEOPLE, AND THEN--
 HOLD UP... GRANK, WE ONLY
 KNOW OF SIX PEOPLE BESIDES US,
 AND YOUR "ESSENT AL RED WATER"
 LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE
 SQU RREL BLOOD.
 NATURALLY-HARVESTED
 SQU工RREL BLOOD!!
 O @map_entertainments
 carandfriends.mapentertainments.com
Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Four caveman comics for your reading pleasure (+ bonus panels in comments)

Banking: l don't know how to say this but... If you support locking children in cages and separating them from their parents because they crossed an imaginary line on a giant rock floating in infinite space, you're not a patriot, you're an asshole! Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not get their independence until years later and now today in 2018 people are still fighting for their independence, what people don’t understand is that ALL governments will take your “god, creator, natural” independence from you. Those who celebrate Independence Day are only celebrating it because they think it does not effect them or they do not care about how it effects others. Until we separate ourselves from the state you are not independent but a slave to the system. The founding fathers still owned slaves and we’re creating mass genocide as they fought from their independence from the British Banks... well guess what this entire country is enslaved by the same banking family cartel from back in the day. Tomorrow isn’t Independence Day. Tomorrow is the man made illusion ... a spell that keeps the masses a sleep from rising up and creating a more peaceful society. Spending money, oppressing animals and allowing the state to run wild is far from independence. standup911
Banking: l don't know how to say this but...
 If you support locking children in cages
 and separating them from their parents
 because they crossed an imaginary line
 on a giant rock floating in infinite space,
 you're not a patriot, you're an asshole!
Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not get their independence until years later and now today in 2018 people are still fighting for their independence, what people don’t understand is that ALL governments will take your “god, creator, natural” independence from you. Those who celebrate Independence Day are only celebrating it because they think it does not effect them or they do not care about how it effects others. Until we separate ourselves from the state you are not independent but a slave to the system. The founding fathers still owned slaves and we’re creating mass genocide as they fought from their independence from the British Banks... well guess what this entire country is enslaved by the same banking family cartel from back in the day. Tomorrow isn’t Independence Day. Tomorrow is the man made illusion ... a spell that keeps the masses a sleep from rising up and creating a more peaceful society. Spending money, oppressing animals and allowing the state to run wild is far from independence. standup911

Just want to send a reminder to all the hypocrites celebrating Independence Day tomorrow I also want to add that people of color did not...

Banking: Do You Agree With Him We are sold this idea that America is the land of the free and home of the brave, but yet the FACT is this country committed two of the largest documented genocides in history and is the core reason Zionists run the world. The so called brave people sit down when the elites talk and never stand up against the immoral orders. This country has invaded over 100 countries in the past 14 years and has created more chaos than any so called terrorist organization. I’m sorry to break your reality on this country but I’m just getting started. Our banking system is the core reason for the endless wars, corrupt politicians, poison in our air, food and water. They sell us this idea of freedom to counter all the negative shit taking place. You think your free because your told your free but you are far from it. In fact you should never have to be told your free. You don’t have a right to vote as the bloodlines choose who will be in power, you don’t have a right to know what’s in your food and water, the education system is a form of indoctrination, your sovereignty has been stripped from (although you can reclaim this at any moment once you awaken to the truth). I understand how this can be taken as a negative thing but this is the realest and most positive message I can share with you. There is nothing more empowering than knowing the truth and waking up to the illusions we all were fed. standup911
Banking: Do
 You
 Agree
 With
 Him
We are sold this idea that America is the land of the free and home of the brave, but yet the FACT is this country committed two of the largest documented genocides in history and is the core reason Zionists run the world. The so called brave people sit down when the elites talk and never stand up against the immoral orders. This country has invaded over 100 countries in the past 14 years and has created more chaos than any so called terrorist organization. I’m sorry to break your reality on this country but I’m just getting started. Our banking system is the core reason for the endless wars, corrupt politicians, poison in our air, food and water. They sell us this idea of freedom to counter all the negative shit taking place. You think your free because your told your free but you are far from it. In fact you should never have to be told your free. You don’t have a right to vote as the bloodlines choose who will be in power, you don’t have a right to know what’s in your food and water, the education system is a form of indoctrination, your sovereignty has been stripped from (although you can reclaim this at any moment once you awaken to the truth). I understand how this can be taken as a negative thing but this is the realest and most positive message I can share with you. There is nothing more empowering than knowing the truth and waking up to the illusions we all were fed. standup911

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Banking: can do it TO DO LIST corbinalexanderwealthguidance: CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE:  POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUDGETING: 50/30/20/RULE: For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb: -          50% to Needs:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be  required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc.  Essentials needed to live! -          20% to Savings Investment:   used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments! -          30% to Wants:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house:  if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”. Two methods to keep you on track:  -          The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS Excel.  -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense.   EMERGECY FUND:   This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness:  you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation.   Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.   SAVINGS INVESTMENT:   -          Start saving for an emergency fund first. -          Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance. -          Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned! -          Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s. -          Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date! CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:  -          Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender.   And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.  As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com.   HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.   -          Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account:               Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:                 BANK OF AMERICA:  This is a “fee city” bank.  You name it, they have a fee attached TD BANK:  This is a bank with convoluted morals.  Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at!    -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!). You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!
Banking: can
 do it
 TO DO LIST
corbinalexanderwealthguidance:
CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH
GUIDANCE:  POSTED 05/06/2018
STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES
BUDGETING:
50/30/20/RULE:
For the person already living life, this is an essential
rule of thumb:
-         
50% to Needs:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be  required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck),
gas, clothes allowance, etc.  Essentials needed to live!
-         
20% to Savings
 Investment:   used to pay bank
loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment
account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not
just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what
eats you alive causing you to NEVER
pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the
like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item
is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!
-         
30% to Wants:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips
for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as
saving for a house:  if you need the
monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8
years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”.
Two methods to keep you on track:
 -         
The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS
Excel.
 -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by
each expense.   
EMERGECY FUND:  
This where you have a bank savings
account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of
a job lose or an illness:  you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are
in a dire straight situation.  
Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.
 
SAVINGS  INVESTMENT:   
-         
Start saving for an emergency fund first.
-         
Do not
use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting
into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event
of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card
and carry a balance.
-         
Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest
and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned!
-         
Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early
60’s.
-         
Start investing in my designated Model Mutual
Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be
revealed at a later date!

CREDIT
CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:
 -         
Establish a credit history at 18 years old
before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt
card through Capital One.com or a
similar lender.   And do not forget to
get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.
 As you SLOWLY
establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com.
 
HAVE
YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? –
CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP
AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.
 
-         
Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or
CD account:
               Not all
banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   
               BANK
OF AMERICA:  This is a “fee city”
bank.  You name it, they have a fee
attached
TD
BANK:  This is a bank with convoluted
morals.  Good luck banking in this
environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick
at!  
 -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any
given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee
($180.00 a year!).
You
are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking
needs.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!

corbinalexanderwealthguidance: CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE:  POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUD...

Banking: can do it TO DO LIST <p><a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_blog">corbinalexanderwealthguidance</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE:  </b>POSTED 05/06/2018<b></b></p> <p><b>STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – </b>POST #1 IN MY SERIES<b></b></p> <p><b>BUDGETING:</b></p> <p>50/30/20/RULE:</p> <p>For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb:</p> <p>-          50% to <b>Needs</b>:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (<b>never buy a car on credit/payments and be </b> <b>required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck</b>), gas, <b>clothes allowance</b>, etc.  Essentials needed to live!</p> <p>-          20% to <b>Savings &amp; Investment</b>:   used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to <b>NEVER</b> pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!</p> <p>-          30% to <b>Wants</b>:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house:  if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “<b>Wants</b>”.</p> <p>Two methods to keep you on track:</p> <p> -          The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS Excel.</p> <p> -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense.   </p> <p><b>EMERGECY FUND:  </b></p> <p>This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “<b>all</b>” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness:  you are <b>NEVER</b> to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation.  </p> <p><b>Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b>SAVINGS &amp; INVESTMENT:   </b></p> <p>-          Start saving for an emergency fund first.</p> <p>-          <b>Do not</b> use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance.</p> <p>-          Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…<b>stay tuned</b>!</p> <p>-          Start investing in my ”<b>ALL PURPOSE</b>” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s.</p> <p>-          Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date!</p> <p><b>CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:</b></p> <p><b> </b>-          Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through <b>Capital One.com</b> or a similar lender.   And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a <b>local bank</b> using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.</p> <p> As you <b>SLOWLY</b> establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through <b>Discover.com</b> and/or <b>Capital One.com.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p><b>HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.</b></p> <p><b> </b></p> <p>-          Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account:</p> <p>               Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   </p> <p>               <b>BANK OF AMERICA</b>:  This is a “fee city” bank.  You name it, they have a fee attached</p> <p><b>TD BANK</b>:  This is a bank with convoluted morals.  Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at!  </p> <p> -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!).</p> <p><b>You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs.</b></p> <p>BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!</p> </blockquote>
Banking: can
 do it
 TO DO LIST
<p><a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_blog">corbinalexanderwealthguidance</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><b>CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH
GUIDANCE:  </b>POSTED 05/06/2018<b></b></p>
<p><b>STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – </b>POST #1 IN MY SERIES<b></b></p>
<p><b>BUDGETING:</b></p>
<p>50/30/20/RULE:</p>
<p>For the person already living life, this is an essential
rule of thumb:</p>
<p>-         
50% to <b>Needs</b>:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (<b>never buy a car on credit/payments and be </b> <b>required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 years old; Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck</b>),
gas, <b>clothes allowance</b>, etc.  Essentials needed to live!</p>
<p>-         
20% to <b>Savings
&amp; Investment</b>:   used to pay bank
loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment
account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not
just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what
eats you alive causing you to <b>NEVER</b>
pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the
like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item
is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!</p>
<p>-         
30% to <b>Wants</b>:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips
for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as
saving for a house:  if you need the
monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8
years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “<b>Wants</b>”.</p>
<p>Two methods to keep you on track:</p>
<p> -         
The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS
Excel.</p>
<p> -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by
each expense.   </p>
<p><b>EMERGECY FUND:  </b></p>
<p>This where you have a bank savings
account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “<b>all</b>” your monthly bills in the event of
a job lose or an illness:  you are <b>NEVER</b> to dip into this unless you are
in a dire straight situation.  </p>
<p><b>Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p><b>SAVINGS &amp; INVESTMENT:   </b></p>
<p>-         
Start saving for an emergency fund first.</p>
<p>-         
<b>Do not</b>
use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting
into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event
of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card
and carry a balance.</p>
<p>-         
Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest
and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…<b>stay tuned</b>!</p>
<p>-         
Start investing in my ”<b>ALL PURPOSE</b>” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early
60’s.</p>
<p>-         
Start investing in my designated Model Mutual
Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be
revealed at a later date!</p>

<p><b>CREDIT
CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:</b></p>
<p><b> </b>-         
Establish a credit history at 18 years old
before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt
card through <b>Capital One.com</b> or a
similar lender.   And do not forget to
get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a <b>local bank</b> using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.</p>
<p> As you <b>SLOWLY</b>
establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through <b>Discover.com</b> and/or <b>Capital One.com.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p><b>HAVE
YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? –
CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP
AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.</b></p>
<p><b> </b></p>
<p>-         
Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or
CD account:</p>
<p>               Not all
banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   </p>
<p>               <b>BANK
OF AMERICA</b>:  This is a “fee city”
bank.  You name it, they have a fee
attached</p>
<p><b>TD
BANK</b>:  This is a bank with convoluted
morals.  Good luck banking in this
environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick
at!  </p>
<p> -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any
given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee
($180.00 a year!).</p>
<p><b>You
are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking
needs.</b></p>
<p>BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://corbinalexanderwealthguidance.tumblr.com/post/173631157384/corbin-alexander-weallth-guidance-posted" class="tumblr_bl...

Banking: can do it TO DO LIST corbinalexanderwealthguidance: CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH GUIDANCE:  POSTED 05/06/2018 STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES BUDGETING: 50/30/20/RULE: For the person already living life, this is an essential rule of thumb: -          50% to Needs:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be  required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 year old, Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck), gas, clothes allowance, etc.  Essentials needed to live! -          20% to Savings Investment:   used to pay bank loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what eats you alive causing you to NEVER pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments! -          30% to Wants:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as saving for a house:  if you need the monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8 years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”. Two methods to keep you on track:  -          The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS Excel.  -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by each expense.   EMERGECY FUND:   This where you have a bank savings account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of a job lose or an illness:  you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are in a dire straight situation.   Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.   SAVINGS INVESTMENT:   -          Start saving for an emergency fund first. -          Do not use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card and carry a balance. -          Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned! -          Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early 60’s. -          Start investing in my designated Model Mutual Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be revealed at a later date! CREDIT CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:  -          Establish a credit history at 18 years old before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt card through Capital One.com or a similar lender.   And do not forget to get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.  As you SLOWLY establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com.   HAVE YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? – CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.   -          Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or CD account:               Not all banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:                 BANK OF AMERICA:  This is a “fee city” bank.  You name it, they have a fee attached TD BANK:  This is a bank with convoluted morals.  Good luck banking in this environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick at!    -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee ($180.00 a year!). You are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking needs. BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!
Banking: can
 do it
 TO DO LIST
corbinalexanderwealthguidance:
CORBIN ALEXANDER WEALLTH
GUIDANCE:  POSTED 05/06/2018
STARTING OUT FROM SCRATCH – POST #1 IN MY SERIES
BUDGETING:
50/30/20/RULE:
For the person already living life, this is an essential
rule of thumb:
-         
50% to Needs:  utilities, rent, food, car insurance (never buy a car on credit/payments and be  required to pay collision coverage:  only buy a used, 3-8 year old, Honda/Kia/Toyota for the best value/bang for your buck),
gas, clothes allowance, etc.  Essentials needed to live!
-         
20% to Savings
 Investment:   used to pay bank
loans/student loans, monthly deposits into a retirement account and an investment
account, credit card payments (pay off the entire balance each month and not
just the minimum payment to avoid paying interest on interest = that’s what
eats you alive causing you to NEVER
pay off the balance(s)) and never buy stuff from Fingerhut/Rent-A-Center or the
like…..the interest on this stuff is outrageous and you pay 3x-5x what the item
is actually worth in the end – if you ever get to the end of the payments!
-         
30% to Wants:  vacations (limit one per year – do day trips
for the other week taken on paid vacation benefits) and future “Wants” such as
saving for a house:  if you need the
monies in less than 5 years, then bank it – if you need the monies in over 8
years, then invest it; that is the industry rule of thumb when it comes to “Wants”.
Two methods to keep you on track:
 -         
The spread sheet method:  this is where you track your budget in MS
Excel.
 -    The envelope method:  this is where you assign envelopes labeled by
each expense.   
EMERGECY FUND:  
This where you have a bank savings
account holding a minimum of six months of expenses to pay “all” your monthly bills in the event of
a job lose or an illness:  you are NEVER to dip into this unless you are
in a dire straight situation.  
Establish this fund FIRST before all other suggestions are followed.
 
SAVINGS  INVESTMENT:   
-         
Start saving for an emergency fund first.
-         
Do not
use the Overdraft protection feature on your bank debit card = avoid getting
into the habit of paying Overdraft charges over and over again!  But do have it on the account – in the event
of an emergency = like your car breaks down, etc. and avoid using a credit card
and carry a balance.
-         
Start an investment account at Ally.com/invest
and invest in my Model ETF Portfolio that I’ll outline at a later date…stay tuned!
-         
Start investing in my ”ALL PURPOSE” Model Mutual Fund Portfolio: starting in your mid-50’s/early
60’s.
-         
Start investing in my designated Model Mutual
Fund 80+ Portfolio in your 80’s; exact allocation percentages to also be
revealed at a later date!

CREDIT
CARDS/BANKING MANAGEMENT:
 -         
Establish a credit history at 18 years old
before working a full-time 9-5 or going to college:  now is the time to obtain a pre-paid debt
card through Capital One.com or a
similar lender.   And do not forget to
get a small personal loan ($1,000.00 minimum) at a local bank using a co-signer to qualify for the loan.
 As you SLOWLY
establish a credit history; apply for a no-fee/low credit limit card through Discover.com and/or Capital One.com.
 
HAVE
YOU RUN UP YOUR CREDIT CARDS TO THE MAX AND DROWNING IN DEBT OVERALL? –
CONSIDER CLAIMING BANKRUPTCY AND START OVER – JUST BE CAREFUL; DON’T SCREW UP
AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME.
 
-         
Earn interest in an interest-bearing savings or
CD account:
               Not all
banks are created equal; which is why most are banking wrong:   
               BANK
OF AMERICA:  This is a “fee city”
bank.  You name it, they have a fee
attached
TD
BANK:  This is a bank with convoluted
morals.  Good luck banking in this
environment; more horseshit then you can shake a stick
at!  
 -   If your balance falls below $100.00 at TD at any
given time during the month; they hit you with a $15.00 low balance fee
($180.00 a year!).
You
are better off going to a local bank or a federal credit union for your banking
needs.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR MY NEXT SERIES INSTALLMENT POST ON 6/3/2018!

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Banking: Black Excellence: 21 Savage's New "Bank Account" Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy @balleralert Mares 1I5 2O1 LEADING 21 Savage Black Excellence: 21 Savage’s New “Bank Account” Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You’re about to have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, more reasons to love 21Savage. He wants to make sure kids know how to manage their money so he’s creating a program for financial literacy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday (March 13), 21 Savage appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and performed his hit song, “Bank Account.” Afterward, he announced he’s kicking off a program named after his single. The “Bank Account” campaign will work towards helping the youth open their own bank accounts, and teach them how to manage money. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He’s donated $1,000 each to 21 kids to give them a jumpstart on their savings. He’s also partnered with ‘Get Schooled’ to help kids learn all about banking fees, the difference between credit cards and debit cards, and how to maintain a budget, according to Rolling Stone. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Now that I do have money in my bank account, I want to help kids with a background similar to mine to get smart about their money,” said 21. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Right on, 21! BlackManMagic
Banking: Black Excellence: 21 Savage's New
 "Bank Account" Campaign Plans To
 Teach Kids About Financial Literacy
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Black Excellence: 21 Savage’s New “Bank Account” Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You’re about to have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, more reasons to love 21Savage. He wants to make sure kids know how to manage their money so he’s creating a program for financial literacy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday (March 13), 21 Savage appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and performed his hit song, “Bank Account.” Afterward, he announced he’s kicking off a program named after his single. The “Bank Account” campaign will work towards helping the youth open their own bank accounts, and teach them how to manage money. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He’s donated $1,000 each to 21 kids to give them a jumpstart on their savings. He’s also partnered with ‘Get Schooled’ to help kids learn all about banking fees, the difference between credit cards and debit cards, and how to maintain a budget, according to Rolling Stone. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Now that I do have money in my bank account, I want to help kids with a background similar to mine to get smart about their money,” said 21. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Right on, 21! BlackManMagic

Black Excellence: 21 Savage’s New “Bank Account” Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Banking: Ro Khanna e @RoKhanna Follow The FCC is getting ready to overturn #NetNeutrality. If they succeed, ISPs will be able to split the net into packages. This means that you will no longer be able to pay one price to access any site you want. Amir AmirAminiMD The idea of forcing financially struggling families, students/school kids to choose b/w "social med/entertainment packs" & news/educational packs" is Orwellian at best. This sick country has made healthcare a question of income & is a/b to do same w/ information. #NetNuetrality You tv com $29.95 $10 $O $10 $5 Broadcast Yourself TELCO NETFUIX ADSL Your email. Your world wide web. Your imagination. includes 500 MB of free transfers to non-peering websites at full speed. Limited to 128 kbps thereafter hollywood $15 after September Includes free Huh, subscription. Enjoy exclusivecontent from your favourite networks. Google Blogger s twitter AOL, msn'!誓myspace.com YAHOO All social networks. All your friends. Includes all your dating sites. facebook AO $5 YAHOO! SEARCH WWORDPRESS.COM flickrYouTube pathfinder place for friends friendster Includes a massive extra 1000 MB the social a month to Broadcast Yourse to 256 kbps thereafter Just $5 after three months Baiate Яндекс lost.fm $5 $5 $5 Найдется осе WEB.DE emusic BBC indiatimes PANDORA Onapster. news Rhapsody Com.au international the beat Includes the top 200services from over 30 countries Listen to your favourite music. Includes three months of emusic. amazoncom (yal digg lbrxtu Jlork Üines sta msnibe CAN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL LosAngeles Cimes THE HUFFINGTON POST FOX EWS verstock.com marketplace news Save money. Shop online. All your favourite things, secure and fast. Includes Internet Banking from over 20 financial institutions. Access to services not pictured here may incur additional costs News Freak? Get your fix. Indudes free online access to your local news site. Recharge WORLD WARCRAFT STEAM Your full-speed quota wasn't enough? A massive 2000 MB for access to your company's VPN at full speed. For accessing your friends' non-peering websites at full speed. For getting your emals faster and the included limit didn't cutit. Or if you're a web designer and need some extra buffer $5 realArcade. playground recharge GAMETAP Gamer? We hear you. Unwind, relax and play hard. Whether it be the world wide web, VPN or email, we have you covered. politicalsci:
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Banking: The '90s Are Officially Back! Tamagotchi ls Making a Comeback @balleralert The ‘90s Are Officially Back! Tamagotchi Is Making a Comeback - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look around. Everywhere you go, it’s pretty obvious – the 90s are back and in full effect. So for a generation that’s re-embracing Tommy Hilfiger, FILA, and Super Nintendo, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to hear that the Tamagotchi is making a comeback too. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That’s right, the Japanese “virtual pet” will hit store shelves again in November (just in time for the holidays). Originally released in 1997, the toy had millions of kids addicted to feeding and cleaning up the poop of a pixelated “pet,” and drove parents and teachers alike crazy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surprisingly, the re-release of the Tamagotchi will not have any real tech upgrades. The only difference between the 2017 and 1997 version is that it will be about 20% smaller. Bandai America, the company behind the toy, is banking on the love of nostalgia to fuel sales of the virtual pet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to marketing director, Tara Badie: “For many Generation X kids, the Tamagotchi device can be considered America’s first and favorite digital pet. The enduring power of Tamagotchi is its clear expression that nurturing and love never goes out of style.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So the question is, will kids raised on smartphones and iPads see the allure in a colorless, pixelated blob the same we we did in the 90s?
Banking: The '90s Are Officially Back!
 Tamagotchi ls Making a Comeback
 @balleralert
The ‘90s Are Officially Back! Tamagotchi Is Making a Comeback - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look around. Everywhere you go, it’s pretty obvious – the 90s are back and in full effect. So for a generation that’s re-embracing Tommy Hilfiger, FILA, and Super Nintendo, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to hear that the Tamagotchi is making a comeback too. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That’s right, the Japanese “virtual pet” will hit store shelves again in November (just in time for the holidays). Originally released in 1997, the toy had millions of kids addicted to feeding and cleaning up the poop of a pixelated “pet,” and drove parents and teachers alike crazy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Surprisingly, the re-release of the Tamagotchi will not have any real tech upgrades. The only difference between the 2017 and 1997 version is that it will be about 20% smaller. Bandai America, the company behind the toy, is banking on the love of nostalgia to fuel sales of the virtual pet. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to marketing director, Tara Badie: “For many Generation X kids, the Tamagotchi device can be considered America’s first and favorite digital pet. The enduring power of Tamagotchi is its clear expression that nurturing and love never goes out of style.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So the question is, will kids raised on smartphones and iPads see the allure in a colorless, pixelated blob the same we we did in the 90s?

The ‘90s Are Officially Back! Tamagotchi Is Making a Comeback - blogged by @miss_binky ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Look around. Everywhere you go, it...

Banking: Tim Duncan Raises Over $2 Million for Hurricane Irma Relief @balleralert 36 Kills 99.999% of Bacteria Rame utter 390 Colgate Tim Duncan Raises Over $2 Million for Hurricane Irma Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ NBA legend TimDuncan has spent his time recently, working on relief efforts for victims of HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The Category 5 hurricane burst through the U.S. Virgin Islands causing complete destruction in several towns and neighborhoods. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan, born and raised in St. Croix, wrote an article Friday, for the Players’ Tribune titled “Don’t Forget About the Islands,” detailing his own personal experiences with natural disasters after Hurricane Hugo hit his home when he was 13-years-old. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan said it took more than a year before some type of normalcy was reestablished. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Through his own experiences, he felt compelled to give back to the victims of Irma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “It takes me back to when I was a kid, growing up and having to go through that,” Duncan said on ESPN's "Mike & Mike." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan has partnered with the San Antonio Food Bank to collect supplies and donations for victims of Irma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ He has also set up a fundraiser on youcaring.com that has already raised more than $2 million. Duncan will also match the donations up to $1 million. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to setting up two H-E-B locations for people to receive material donations, he also plans to travel to the U.S. Virgin Islands to personally deliver donations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “I didn’t know then as a 13-year-old kid, but there are people putting relief together, getting workers down there, getting food and supplies to help us get through that time,” Duncan said. “I’m just trying to be that guy now.”
Banking: Tim Duncan Raises Over $2 Million
 for Hurricane Irma Relief
 @balleralert
 36
 Kills 99.999% of Bacteria
 Rame
 utter 390
 Colgate
Tim Duncan Raises Over $2 Million for Hurricane Irma Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ NBA legend TimDuncan has spent his time recently, working on relief efforts for victims of HurricaneIrma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The Category 5 hurricane burst through the U.S. Virgin Islands causing complete destruction in several towns and neighborhoods. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan, born and raised in St. Croix, wrote an article Friday, for the Players’ Tribune titled “Don’t Forget About the Islands,” detailing his own personal experiences with natural disasters after Hurricane Hugo hit his home when he was 13-years-old. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan said it took more than a year before some type of normalcy was reestablished. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Through his own experiences, he felt compelled to give back to the victims of Irma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “It takes me back to when I was a kid, growing up and having to go through that,” Duncan said on ESPN's "Mike & Mike." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Duncan has partnered with the San Antonio Food Bank to collect supplies and donations for victims of Irma. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ He has also set up a fundraiser on youcaring.com that has already raised more than $2 million. Duncan will also match the donations up to $1 million. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to setting up two H-E-B locations for people to receive material donations, he also plans to travel to the U.S. Virgin Islands to personally deliver donations. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “I didn’t know then as a 13-year-old kid, but there are people putting relief together, getting workers down there, getting food and supplies to help us get through that time,” Duncan said. “I’m just trying to be that guy now.”

Tim Duncan Raises Over $2 Million for Hurricane Irma Relief-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ NBA legend TimDuncan has spent his time...