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Barbra Streisand: ll Xfinity Mobile ? 8:34 PM 's Post --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll April 27, 2019 -O retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. DIVORCE AGREEMENT --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER --When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the bill. sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. --We'll keep the SUVS, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and Here is our separation agreement: "The National Anthem." Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "l'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World." --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. s Post 's Post --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, 4 -We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep our name, and our flag. them. 2 Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal Sincerely, mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio- diesel. Law Student and an American --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you. to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Street. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOS, and rednecks. --We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. Dividing the people even more
Barbra Streisand: ll Xfinity Mobile ?
 8:34 PM
 's Post
 --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
 April 27, 2019 -O
 retain the right to invade and hammer places that
 threaten us.
 DIVORCE AGREEMENT
 --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
 THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY
 BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER
 --When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
 we'll help provide them security.
 HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
 Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
 socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
 --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
 --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism,
 political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can
 also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the
 We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the
 sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election
 process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
 know we tolerated each other for many years for the
 bill.
 sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship
 has clearly run its course.
 --We'll keep the SUVS, pickup trucks, and oversized
 luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can
 find.
 Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will
 not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just
 end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up
 to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
 --You can give everyone health care if you can find
 any practicing doctors.
 --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and
 Here is our separation agreement:
 "The National Anthem."
 Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
 land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be
 the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
 come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
 relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
 effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have
 such distinct and disparate tastes.
 --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "l'd
 Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We
 Are the World."
 --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can
 continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
 s Post
 's Post
 --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,
 4
 -We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep
 our name, and our flag.
 them.
 2
 Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
 other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots
 and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of
 friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which
 one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
 --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
 --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms,
 the cops, the NRA, and the military.
 --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal
 Sincerely,
 mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-
 diesel.
 Law Student and an American
 --You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael
 Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however,
 responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough
 P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner,
 Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra
 Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
 to move all five of them.
 --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations,
 pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall
 P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when
 you call our country.
 Street.
 Forward This Every Time You Get It !
 --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers,
 food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies,
 and illegal aliens.
 Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start
 Sink in.
 --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
 CEOS, and rednecks.
 --We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC
 and Hollywood.
Dividing the people even more

Dividing the people even more

Barbra Streisand: a Apr 28 at 12:28 AM DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms, We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is our separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. -We don't like redistributive them you can keep -You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military -We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel -You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell, You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOS, and rednecks -We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. -You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us, --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. -When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. -We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values -You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill --We'll keep the SUVS, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World," --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Greorge Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you, P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country Forward This Every Time You Gret It! Let's Keep This Groing, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in. Share Like 4,3K Law school student decides to write up a 'divorce agreement' for the secession of the country. Ignorance, contradictions, and just plain fuckery ensues.
Barbra Streisand: a
 Apr 28 at 12:28 AM
 DIVORCE AGREEMENT
 THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY
 BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER
 HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
 Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives
 socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
 We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake
 of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process
 has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
 tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
 future generations, but sadly, this relationship has
 clearly run its course
 Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not
 ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it
 on friendly terms, We can smile and chalk it up to
 irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
 Here is our separation agreement:
 Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by
 land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the
 difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a
 friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively
 easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly
 divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct
 and disparate tastes.
 -We don't like redistributive
 them
 you can keep
 -You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU
 --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms,
 the cops, the NRA, and the military
 -We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal
 mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel
 -You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore
 and Rosie O'Donnell, You are, however, responsible for
 finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of
 them.
 --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations,
 pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
 --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers,
 food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and
 illegal aliens.
 --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOS,
 and rednecks
 -We'll keep Bill O'Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC
 and Hollywood.
 -You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll
 retain the right to invade and hammer places that
 threaten us,
 --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
 -When our allies or our way of life are under assault,
 we'll help provide them security.
 -We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values
 -You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism,
 political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also
 have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill
 --We'll keep the SUVS, pickup trucks, and oversized
 luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can
 find.
 --You can give everyone health care if you can find any
 practicing doctors
 --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and
 "The National Anthem."
 --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd
 Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are
 the World,"
 --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can
 continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
 --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history,
 our name, and our flag.
 Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to
 other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and
 if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of
 friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one
 of us will need whose help in 15 years.
 Sincerely,
 Law Student and an American
 P.S. Also, please take Greorge Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean
 Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand,
 and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you,
 P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you
 call our country
 Forward This Every Time You Gret It!
 Let's Keep This Groing, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink
 in.
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Law school student decides to write up a 'divorce agreement' for the secession of the country. Ignorance, contradictions, and just plain fuckery ensues.

Law school student decides to write up a 'divorce agreement' for the secession of the country. Ignorance, contradictions, and just plain...

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Notice how not a single fucking story is about the Mueller report. If the tables were turned it would be non stip coverage. We need to meme the fuck out of this and rub the MSMs nose in it as much as possible

Notice how not a single fucking story is about the Mueller report. If the tables were turned it would be non stip coverage. We need to me...