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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and your owners let you up on the hotel bed @DrSmashlove (Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chill: When you're a good boy on vacation and
 your owners let you up on the hotel bed
 @DrSmashlove
(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and the bed is made and there isn’t laundry everywhere 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂😂 “wowwwwww smash with the FOULNESS today FIRST of all SOME LADIES WORK. A JOB. WE LEAVE QUICKLY AND CANT MAKE THE BED. WE GOTTA APPLY MAKE UP. WE GOTTA DO HAIR. WE GOTTA LOOK PRESENTABLE. U AINT GOT THAT STRESS. HALF THE MEN I WORK WITH DONT EVEN BATHE IN THE AM WITCHOE PERSNICKETY DEMANDING A$$ IF 👏 U 👏 SO 👏 DEMANDING 👏 THEN 👏 MAKE 👏 MY 👏 BED 👏 THEN 👏 LAY 👏 IN 👏 IT 👏 D!CKFACE 👏. LOOKIN A$$ 😤.” Yep. Like I said baby. Make ya bed “IT TAKE ONLY THREE MINUTE” *my haunting mama’s voice* BLESS UP 😍😂😂 [Editor’s Note: shout to u ladies who be like “WELL. I really want you to come up 😌. But my place is a mess LOL!” Me: *shannon sharpe voice* “THAT AIN NO PRAHBLEM! That ain’t no problem 😊.” Girl: “LOL OKAYYYY NO JUDGING THO! Lolol!” Me: *judges vigorously in secret* 🤗😂. Second editor’s note: “wowwwww smash is a h0e and not only that a judgmental h0e where did this come from? He was fake woke?!! Guess he’s just another worthless man now.” Me: y’all really need to chill and let me off the leash occasionally all my sisters is brilliant and they all got careers and guess what, busy women ain’t trying to impress no cot damn man sometimes u gotta do a catch-up clean on the wknd LET ME TEASE YALL SOMETIMES I AM STILL AN ALLY LMAO SOMETIMES I JUST GOT JOKES ALSO THE h0e LABEL REALLY DO BE HURTING MY FEELINGS I PREFER ‘sensually exploratory by disposition’ (SEBD) THAT MAKE ME FEEL A LIL BETTER BLESS BLESS 👏 UP 👏😂😂😂]

(Sound on 🔊) My reaction when I meet a girl at a bar and she take me back to her crib afterward and her room surprisingly actually tidy and ...

Memes, Bears, and Germany: Lino Mirgeler/dpa via AP Photo of the Day: Two brown bears bathe in their enclosure at the Wildpark Poing in Poing, Germany.
Memes, Bears, and Germany: Lino Mirgeler/dpa via AP
Photo of the Day: Two brown bears bathe in their enclosure at the Wildpark Poing in Poing, Germany.

Photo of the Day: Two brown bears bathe in their enclosure at the Wildpark Poing in Poing, Germany.

Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her swaddling technique on the dog. Reddit u/ohaivoltage @DrSmashlove So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂
Af, Baseball, and Bless Up: My pregnant wife has been practicing her
 swaddling technique on the dog.
 Reddit u/ohaivoltage
 @DrSmashlove
So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and for me that’s a must because I work out daily and I can’t have the cute MILF’s and instagram girls who wear a baseball cap and yoga pants and make they man photograph them at the gym thinking smash doesn’t bathe 🤗😂. Anyway imma keep it 600 - this is nice! It kinda smell like old school Speed Stick - the joint all the gym teachers would wear. I low key feel like a sexy gym teacher RN. Walking around school in tight sweatpants with the PP print on display and a polo tucked in with the drawstring hanging by the print and a college cap that say “ILLINI” and a whistle on my neck and the Nike Monarchs or as I call them the “Father Who Was Present In His Children’s Lives 11s” just smiling and winking at the Kindygarten teachers like “Hey Suzan. Hey Karen. Howdy Janet. Good MOHNIN Julia ☺️. Stevie always good to see you - DROP AND GIMME 20! Lmao jk wyd tho. Oh hi Martha 😉. Are those new reading glasses? I like them 😍.” That’s me today at work feeling like a spicy gym teacher. Matter fact that’s my 2018 schmood until further notice. Spicy gym teacher af. Strutting around school giving hi fives for no reason, overseeing floor hockey matches. “GIMME A PULL UP!!” LMAO I’m stupid bless up 😍😂😂😂

So I just copped a stick of Tom’s “North Woods” natural deodorant bc they finally released a deodorant that’s also an anti-perspirant and fo...

Bodies , Goals, and Instagram: BE SELF-MOTIVATED BECAU NO ONE IS GOING @MILLONE MENTOR AIR How to motivate yourself? 🤔 You make goals… but then you procrastinate. You write a to-do list… but then you don’t follow through. And this happens again and again and again. Seriously, what’s the problem? YOUR lack of motivation. - Staying motivated is one of the most difficult parts of achieving something great. ✔️Sometimes all you need is 5 seconds. Have you heard of the 5 seconds rule? If you have an instinct to act on a goal, you must physically move within five seconds or your brain will kill it. ✔️You need to bathe more… in MOTIVATION. Constantly bathing in things that motivate you. How? A vision board, Instagram memes from motivational pages. (You’re welcome) ✔️Chunk it out. With any of your goals, “chunk” it down into a checklist of actions that need to be completed. Each time you complete one of the smaller goals, you’ll feel that winning feeling of accomplishment. ✔️Play that funky music! (Or some reggaeton lol) Music can control your emotions, I mean we’ve all got that “killer track” that we can’t help but move our bodies to. That’s why we include music in films, to cue the audience on what emotion they should be feeling and add to that emotional beat. - How do you stay motivated? Comment below!👇 - motivation hustle grind success millionaorementor
Bodies , Goals, and Instagram: BE SELF-MOTIVATED BECAU
 NO ONE IS GOING
 @MILLONE MENTOR
 AIR
How to motivate yourself? 🤔 You make goals… but then you procrastinate. You write a to-do list… but then you don’t follow through. And this happens again and again and again. Seriously, what’s the problem? YOUR lack of motivation. - Staying motivated is one of the most difficult parts of achieving something great. ✔️Sometimes all you need is 5 seconds. Have you heard of the 5 seconds rule? If you have an instinct to act on a goal, you must physically move within five seconds or your brain will kill it. ✔️You need to bathe more… in MOTIVATION. Constantly bathing in things that motivate you. How? A vision board, Instagram memes from motivational pages. (You’re welcome) ✔️Chunk it out. With any of your goals, “chunk” it down into a checklist of actions that need to be completed. Each time you complete one of the smaller goals, you’ll feel that winning feeling of accomplishment. ✔️Play that funky music! (Or some reggaeton lol) Music can control your emotions, I mean we’ve all got that “killer track” that we can’t help but move our bodies to. That’s why we include music in films, to cue the audience on what emotion they should be feeling and add to that emotional beat. - How do you stay motivated? Comment below!👇 - motivation hustle grind success millionaorementor

How to motivate yourself? 🤔 You make goals… but then you procrastinate. You write a to-do list… but then you don’t follow through. And this ...

Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul. Pic: reddit u/Scotty367 @DrSmashlove On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul.
 Pic: reddit u/Scotty367
 @DrSmashlove
On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Ma...

Being Alone, Clothes, and Dad: Let's Talk: Why ls It So Hard For You To Show Me That You Appreciate Me? @balleralert The best way to really appreciate someone, is to imagine your life without them, Let’s Talk: Why Is It So Hard For You To Show Me That You Appreciate Me? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever been in a relationship where you felt unappreciated? Why is it so hard for them to show you how much they appreciate you? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re in a relationship, it’s important to show your partner how much you appreciate them. If they are the bread winner, stay- at- home mom-dad, or simply just supportive of everything you do, your partner deserves to be appreciated everyday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Think about how your life would be if your significant other wasn’t around. A lot of the things they do makes it easier for you or your family. It’s not that they have to do these things alone but to know that dinner is being prepared, the kids are being nurtured, your clothes are being washed, and they still find the time to be there for you mentally, physically, and emotionally. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Take the time to show your partner that you appreciate all that they do to make your family and-or relationship complete. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your partner shouldn’t have to tell you that they don’t feel appreciated. It should come naturally. Take a few minutes out of the day to tell them you love what they do for you and the family. Take the initiative to give your partner the day off. Take the trash out without them telling you, cook dinner, bathe the kids, plan a date for the two of you, or simply just say “Thank you!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t make it harder for them by adding more to their to do list. To know that you have a partner by your side that loves you unconditionally and doesn’t mind showing you that they are appreciative can go a long way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s the little things that will put a smile on someone’s face.
Being Alone, Clothes, and Dad: Let's Talk: Why ls It So Hard For You To
 Show Me That You Appreciate Me?
 @balleralert
 The best way to really
 appreciate someone, is
 to imagine your life
 without them,
Let’s Talk: Why Is It So Hard For You To Show Me That You Appreciate Me? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever been in a relationship where you felt unappreciated? Why is it so hard for them to show you how much they appreciate you? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re in a relationship, it’s important to show your partner how much you appreciate them. If they are the bread winner, stay- at- home mom-dad, or simply just supportive of everything you do, your partner deserves to be appreciated everyday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Think about how your life would be if your significant other wasn’t around. A lot of the things they do makes it easier for you or your family. It’s not that they have to do these things alone but to know that dinner is being prepared, the kids are being nurtured, your clothes are being washed, and they still find the time to be there for you mentally, physically, and emotionally. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Take the time to show your partner that you appreciate all that they do to make your family and-or relationship complete. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Your partner shouldn’t have to tell you that they don’t feel appreciated. It should come naturally. Take a few minutes out of the day to tell them you love what they do for you and the family. Take the initiative to give your partner the day off. Take the trash out without them telling you, cook dinner, bathe the kids, plan a date for the two of you, or simply just say “Thank you!” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don’t make it harder for them by adding more to their to do list. To know that you have a partner by your side that loves you unconditionally and doesn’t mind showing you that they are appreciative can go a long way. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s the little things that will put a smile on someone’s face.

Let’s Talk: Why Is It So Hard For You To Show Me That You Appreciate Me? -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you ever been in a rela...