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Fucking, Memes, and Goat: An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he
was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs
agent asked if he had been to France before. He admited that he
had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said, "Then
you should know to have your passport out and ready, Sir."
The gentleman said "I didn't have to show it last time."
"IMPOSSIBLE!" the customs agent said. "ALL foreigners have
always had to show a passport to enter the country"
The man resonded by whispering,
"Well, when I came ashore on
the beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking
Frenchmen to show it to!"
The GOAT 🐐 https://t.co/K4nGBquE43
![Fucking, Memes, and Goat: An 83 year old Army Veteran arrived in Paris by plane. As he
was fumbling in his bag for his passport, a stern French customs
agent asked if he had been to France before. He admited that he
had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said, "Then
you should know to have your passport out and ready, Sir."
The gentleman said "I didn't have to show it last time."
"IMPOSSIBLE!" the customs agent said. "ALL foreigners have
always had to show a passport to enter the country"
The man resonded by whispering,
"Well, when I came ashore on
the beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any fucking
Frenchmen to show it to!"
The GOAT 🐐 https://t.co/K4nGBquE43]()
The GOAT 🐐 https://t.co/K4nGBquE43
True, Army, and Beach: Demetrius Harmon
@meechonmars
laser tagging is terrifying, they give
you a 10 min speech like youre about
to enlist into the army. that little noise
go off when you start Imfao feel like
you running on to the beach on D-Day
This is so true 😂😭 @meechonmars https://t.co/IQMLmczWIB
![True, Army, and Beach: Demetrius Harmon
@meechonmars
laser tagging is terrifying, they give
you a 10 min speech like youre about
to enlist into the army. that little noise
go off when you start Imfao feel like
you running on to the beach on D-Day
This is so true 😂😭 @meechonmars https://t.co/IQMLmczWIB]()
This is so true 😂😭 @meechonmars https://t.co/IQMLmczWIB
Memes, Taken, and Lost: In an extraordinary tale of luck and coincidence, a camera lost at sea for more than two years was discovered and will be returned to its owner. It washed up on a beach in Taiwan covered in barnacles and barely recognisable - but thanks to a waterproof case, remained in perfect working condition. The camera's owner, Japanese student Serina Tsubakihara, was on holiday on the island of Ishigaki, Okinawa, east of Taiwan, when she dropped the camera while scuba diving. A picture of dolphins taken by Serina was discovered among other photos, following the discovery of the camera. camera photography underwater diving waterproof taiwan japan beach bbcnews
![Memes, Taken, and Lost: In an extraordinary tale of luck and coincidence, a camera lost at sea for more than two years was discovered and will be returned to its owner. It washed up on a beach in Taiwan covered in barnacles and barely recognisable - but thanks to a waterproof case, remained in perfect working condition. The camera's owner, Japanese student Serina Tsubakihara, was on holiday on the island of Ishigaki, Okinawa, east of Taiwan, when she dropped the camera while scuba diving. A picture of dolphins taken by Serina was discovered among other photos, following the discovery of the camera. camera photography underwater diving waterproof taiwan japan beach bbcnews]()
In an extraordinary tale of luck and coincidence, a camera lost at sea for more than two years was discovered and will be returned to its ow...
Memes, Miss Universe, and Beach: Beach almuerzo with Miss Universe and chinchorreo with PJ Sinsuela https://t.co/lzLGT0oPox
![Memes, Miss Universe, and Beach: Beach almuerzo with Miss Universe and chinchorreo with PJ Sinsuela https://t.co/lzLGT0oPox]()
Beach almuerzo with Miss Universe and chinchorreo with PJ Sinsuela https://t.co/lzLGT0oPox
Animals, Memes, and News: WORLD NEWS
150 BEACHED WHALES
Mar 23 | Over 150 short-finned pilot
whales found stranded on a beach in
Western Australia. Rescue efforts are
mostly futile.
More than 150 short-finned pilot whales were found stranded on a beach in Western Australia. Although over 50 whales were already dead, Australian news outlets report that responders were able to pull some back to sea with large cranes. However, most of the whales could not be saved as the small whales weigh between one to six tons. ___ Scientist Nicola Hodgins from the Whales and Dolphins Conservation said this scenario is not a rarity and unfortunately happens quite often. She explains that whales are very social and close knit, and often form large groups that follow a matriarch. “If one is sick, then the other whales don’t want to leave their side,” and often times sick whales cannot swim so get pulled onto shore. “The other animals end up beaching as well because they don’t want to leave them,” Hodgins said. Another explanation for the stranding could be a disturbance underwater from sonic bombs caused from oil and gas exploration or military sonar. ___ Photo: Western Australia Department of Biodiversity Conservation and Attractions
![Animals, Memes, and News: WORLD NEWS
150 BEACHED WHALES
Mar 23 | Over 150 short-finned pilot
whales found stranded on a beach in
Western Australia. Rescue efforts are
mostly futile.
More than 150 short-finned pilot whales were found stranded on a beach in Western Australia. Although over 50 whales were already dead, Australian news outlets report that responders were able to pull some back to sea with large cranes. However, most of the whales could not be saved as the small whales weigh between one to six tons. ___ Scientist Nicola Hodgins from the Whales and Dolphins Conservation said this scenario is not a rarity and unfortunately happens quite often. She explains that whales are very social and close knit, and often form large groups that follow a matriarch. “If one is sick, then the other whales don’t want to leave their side,” and often times sick whales cannot swim so get pulled onto shore. “The other animals end up beaching as well because they don’t want to leave them,” Hodgins said. Another explanation for the stranding could be a disturbance underwater from sonic bombs caused from oil and gas exploration or military sonar. ___ Photo: Western Australia Department of Biodiversity Conservation and Attractions]()
More than 150 short-finned pilot whales were found stranded on a beach in Western Australia. Although over 50 whales were already dead, Aust...
Click, Goals, and Spring Break: Beach outfit goals
Wear or tear? Click the link in my bio to get this bathing suit and more looks for spring break at @shoptobi 🥂✨ Use my promo code "BITCHY50" to get 50% off your order if it's not 50% off already! 🌴
![Click, Goals, and Spring Break: Beach outfit goals
Wear or tear? Click the link in my bio to get this bathing suit and more looks for spring break at @shoptobi 🥂✨ Use my promo code "BITCHY50" to get 50% off your order if it's not 50% off already! 🌴]()
Wear or tear? Click the link in my bio to get this bathing suit and more looks for spring break at @shoptobi 🥂✨ Use my promo code "BITCHY50"...
