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Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur of washing he looks like a polar At the time bear @DrSmashlove YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂
Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂

YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OU...

Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still thinks he's as small as when he was a puppy Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22 @DrSmashlove So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it 🤗😂: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: “Right now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!🤣” WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T 😂. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): “To be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE 😂...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally ‘came’ before u 😢🔫 ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe 😩😂😂😂
Animals, Basketball, and Ex's: My boy Ferris turned 3 today. He still
 thinks he's as small as when he was a
 puppy
 Pic: reddit u/ZarZarBinks22
 @DrSmashlove
So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the fvckery - all of it 🤗😂: (1) Yesterday, one of my followers commented: “Right now on my teenage daughter's bed is a large teddy bear her old boyfriend gave her and it's wearing a fleece hoodie that her new boyfriend gave her. This poor bear didn't ask for this $h!t!!🤣” WHEN BOTH YO MAMA AND YO STUFFED ANIMALS ARE JUDGING U BABY GIRL U NEED TO HIT THAT PAUSE BUTTON ON YO LIFE AND GET RIGHT WITH GOD, I CAN’T 😂. (2) Sometimes I get messages from my lil homegirls that I have have to simply repost with no explanation because the legend speaks for itself (herself? Lol): “To be honest I keep an old ex's basketball shorts at my place and lie and say they're mine...my overnight guests just want to believe they are the first homie to ever touch my precious flower so they believe it naively and wear them to sleep. I do wash them but still: LIT'RAL PECKER KISS.” Ladies...FOR EFF’S SAKE 😂...Y’all heard of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants...Well if u sleep with my homegirl u are inducted to the Brotherhood of the Jizzy Nike Shorts 😩 ... Baptized in Babies ... Submerged in the Swimmers ... of all men who came before you ... literally ‘came’ before u 😢🔫 ... I’m done bruv u ladies got savage in yo cot damn blood...this ain’t chu...who made u like dis... maybe u ladies are just doing u and *I’M* the one who need to meditate and talk to God ... in fact imma do that right quick y’all be safe 😩😂😂😂

So the discussion about stealing-appropriating clothing from exes has begotten untold amount of humor and, as always, Smash is here for the ...

Apparently, Children, and Family: Tyrese Flies "Daddy Loves You" Banner Over Daughter's School, Baby Mama Tells Police He Violated Restraining Order @balleralert Tyrese Flies “Daddy Loves You” Banner Over Daughter’s School, Baby Mama Tells Police He Violated Restraining Order – blogged by @MsJennyb (Swipe)( pic @tmz_tv) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just weeks after Tyrese called out his baby mama on Instagram over legal issues regarding their 10-year-old daughter, Norma Gibson has filed new documents against the singer-turned-actor for violating her temporary restraining order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, Norma accused Tyrese of spanking their daughter, Shayla, prompting the Department of Children and Family Services to investigate the incident. Norma was then granted a temporary restraining order against the singer-actor, ordering him to refrain from any direct contact with her or their daughter. But, when Tyrese flew a banner over his daughter’s school, Norma went back to officials over the alleged violation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The banner read, “No matter what, Daddy loves you Shayla,” as it flew over the little girl’s elementary school. The singer had also been sending Shayla gifts that were delivered to the school, including balloons, a fruit basket and a teddy bear, all of which Norma believes is a violation of the restraining order and a form of witness intimidation. Apparently, DCFS is expected to interview Shayla as part of its investigation into Tyrese’s alleged abuse. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In turn, Tyrese’s team says it was not a violation because he didn’t have any personal contact with his daughter.
Apparently, Children, and Family: Tyrese Flies "Daddy Loves You" Banner
 Over Daughter's School, Baby Mama Tells
 Police He Violated Restraining Order
 @balleralert
Tyrese Flies “Daddy Loves You” Banner Over Daughter’s School, Baby Mama Tells Police He Violated Restraining Order – blogged by @MsJennyb (Swipe)( pic @tmz_tv) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just weeks after Tyrese called out his baby mama on Instagram over legal issues regarding their 10-year-old daughter, Norma Gibson has filed new documents against the singer-turned-actor for violating her temporary restraining order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, Norma accused Tyrese of spanking their daughter, Shayla, prompting the Department of Children and Family Services to investigate the incident. Norma was then granted a temporary restraining order against the singer-actor, ordering him to refrain from any direct contact with her or their daughter. But, when Tyrese flew a banner over his daughter’s school, Norma went back to officials over the alleged violation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The banner read, “No matter what, Daddy loves you Shayla,” as it flew over the little girl’s elementary school. The singer had also been sending Shayla gifts that were delivered to the school, including balloons, a fruit basket and a teddy bear, all of which Norma believes is a violation of the restraining order and a form of witness intimidation. Apparently, DCFS is expected to interview Shayla as part of its investigation into Tyrese’s alleged abuse. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In turn, Tyrese’s team says it was not a violation because he didn’t have any personal contact with his daughter.

Tyrese Flies “Daddy Loves You” Banner Over Daughter’s School, Baby Mama Tells Police He Violated Restraining Order – blogged by @MsJennyb (S...

Memes, Control, and Access: State of Washington Suing Trump Over New Birth Control Rules @balleralert State of Washington Suing Trump Over New Birth Control Rules-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ According to reports, Washington State is said to be suing Trump after his decision to allow employers to claim religious or moral objections to providing free birth control to women. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ State Attorney General Bob Ferguson, who previously filed a successful lawsuit against Trump’s initial travel ban, announced the newest lawsuit Monday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “President Trump’s contraception rules are unfair, unlawful, and unconstitutional,” Ferguson said. “I refuse to let President Trump disregard our laws and our constitution in an effort to deny women access to contraception.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump’s policy is designed to repeal pieces of the health care law that former President BarackObama implemented. One of those being that majority of companies would cover birth control as preventive care for women, at no additional cost. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Ferguson says the administration’s actions is in violation of multiple amendments. It violates the First amendment which requires individuals to bear the burden of religions to which they don’t belong, and the equal protection of the Fifth Amendment.
Memes, Control, and Access: State of Washington Suing Trump
 Over New Birth Control Rules
 @balleralert
State of Washington Suing Trump Over New Birth Control Rules-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ According to reports, Washington State is said to be suing Trump after his decision to allow employers to claim religious or moral objections to providing free birth control to women. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ State Attorney General Bob Ferguson, who previously filed a successful lawsuit against Trump’s initial travel ban, announced the newest lawsuit Monday. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “President Trump’s contraception rules are unfair, unlawful, and unconstitutional,” Ferguson said. “I refuse to let President Trump disregard our laws and our constitution in an effort to deny women access to contraception.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Trump’s policy is designed to repeal pieces of the health care law that former President BarackObama implemented. One of those being that majority of companies would cover birth control as preventive care for women, at no additional cost. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Ferguson says the administration’s actions is in violation of multiple amendments. It violates the First amendment which requires individuals to bear the burden of religions to which they don’t belong, and the equal protection of the Fifth Amendment.

State of Washington Suing Trump Over New Birth Control Rules-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ According to reports, Washington State is...