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Dank, Jesus, and Memes: when u drop ur charger down the side of the bed in the dark [Man Oh, Jesus Christ! meirl by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

Dank, Jesus, and Memes: when u drop ur charger down the side
of the bed in the dark
[Man
Oh, Jesus Christ!
meirl by ChanBun18
MORE MEMES

Dank, Jesus, and Memes: when u drop ur charger down the side
of the bed in the dark
[Man
Oh, Jesus Christ!
meirl by ChanBun18
MORE MEMES

meirl by ChanBun18 MORE MEMES

Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie @KacieRaulerson My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM and goes "here babe, I brought you a rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've found my soulmate.

Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie
@KacieRaulerson
My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess
they were done in the middle of the
night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM
and goes "here babe, I brought you a
rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've
found my soulmate.

Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie
@KacieRaulerson
My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess
they were done in the middle of the
night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM
and goes "here babe, I brought you a
rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've
found my soulmate.

Memes, Forever, and Guess: bedsafely @medical bills forever @bedsafely I got a Ham a new bed and set it down while I unloaded groceries. You're welcome, I guess. Bye. 3:13 AM Aug 28, 2017 65.1K 27.3K people are talking about this boredpanda.com

Memes, Forever, and Guess: bedsafely @medical bills forever
@bedsafely
I got a Ham a new bed and set it down while I
unloaded groceries. You're welcome, I guess. Bye.
3:13 AM Aug 28, 2017
65.1K 27.3K people are talking about this
boredpanda.com

Memes, Forever, and Guess: bedsafely @medical bills forever
@bedsafely
I got a Ham a new bed and set it down while I
unloaded groceries. You're welcome, I guess. Bye.
3:13 AM Aug 28, 2017
65.1K 27.3K people are talking about this
boredpanda.com

Cute, Hamster, and Now: Amberly Dzimira @Amberly Dzimira ibought my hamster a lil bed and now we do everything together The ecrt Le-et Thats cute.

Cute, Hamster, and Now: Amberly Dzimira
@Amberly Dzimira
ibought my hamster a lil bed and now
we do everything together
The ecrt Le-et
Thats cute.

Cute, Hamster, and Now: Amberly Dzimira
@Amberly Dzimira
ibought my hamster a lil bed and now
we do everything together
The ecrt Le-et
Thats cute.

Thats cute.

Net, Will, and Href: "Just keep waking up, dragging yourself out of bed. It will get better." https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Will, and Href: "Just keep waking up,
dragging yourself out of bed.
It will get better."
https://iglovequotes.net/

Net, Will, and Href: "Just keep waking up,
dragging yourself out of bed.
It will get better."
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Food, Wifi, and Net: WiFi, food, my bed Perfection https://iglovequotes.net/

Food, Wifi, and Net: WiFi, food, my bed
Perfection
https://iglovequotes.net/

Food, Wifi, and Net: WiFi, food, my bed
Perfection
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p @Swaggiemaggieee cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot I mean, whos the expert here?

Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and salsa:
what a fuckin idiot
I mean, whos the expert here?

Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and salsa:
what a fuckin idiot
I mean, whos the expert here?

I mean, whos the expert here?

Cars, Tumblr, and Uber: Joey @joeygllghr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR Uber Humor 2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with sleeves. failnation: They had us in the first half

Cars, Tumblr, and Uber: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
Uber Humor
2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with sleeves.
failnation:

They had us in the first half

Cars, Tumblr, and Uber: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
Uber Humor
2013, still no flying cars. Instead, blankets with sleeves.
failnation:

They had us in the first half

failnation: They had us in the first half

Hello, Hello Kitty, and Kitty: WE FOCKIN ON THE HELLO KITTY BED TONICHT

Hello, Hello Kitty, and Kitty: WE FOCKIN
ON THE HELLO KITTY BED
TONICHT

Hello, Hello Kitty, and Kitty: WE FOCKIN
ON THE HELLO KITTY BED
TONICHT

Bed Bugs, Bed, and Bugs: Bed: *Gets invented* Bed bugs: Yooooooo

Bed Bugs, Bed, and Bugs: Bed: *Gets invented*
Bed bugs:
Yooooooo

Bed Bugs, Bed, and Bugs: Bed: *Gets invented*
Bed bugs:
Yooooooo

Yooooooo

God, Memes, and Thank You: Dear God, I made it out of bed again this mornin.. I thank you so much. 💕❤️

God, Memes, and Thank You: Dear God,
I made it out
of bed again
this mornin..
I thank you
so much.
💕❤️

God, Memes, and Thank You: Dear God,
I made it out
of bed again
this mornin..
I thank you
so much.
💕❤️

💕❤️

Cute, Dogs, and Fresh: geckghost i've started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good. geckghost awesomacious: A very small snout

Cute, Dogs, and Fresh: geckghost
i've started letting my shibe sleep in my
bed at night, and she always starts off
snuggled under the blanket, then
partway through the night she gets too
hot and sticks her little snout out to get
some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my
heart. dogs are so good. so good.
geckghost
awesomacious:

A very small snout

Cute, Dogs, and Fresh: geckghost
i've started letting my shibe sleep in my
bed at night, and she always starts off
snuggled under the blanket, then
partway through the night she gets too
hot and sticks her little snout out to get
some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my
heart. dogs are so good. so good.
geckghost
awesomacious:

A very small snout

awesomacious: A very small snout

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then havinga good day and then doing it again Imagine

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then havinga good day and
then doing it again
Imagine

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then havinga good day and
then doing it again
Imagine

Imagine

Dank, Monday, and 🤖: My responsibilities dragging me out of bed on Monday like... 😴😞

Dank, Monday, and 🤖: My responsibilities dragging me out of bed on Monday like... 😴😞

Dank, Monday, and 🤖: My responsibilities dragging me out of bed on Monday like... 😴😞

My responsibilities dragging me out of bed on Monday like... 😴😞

Dogs, Gifs, and Good: Maja, 21 University of Wisconsin-Madison A 19 km de distancia Pro: loves dogs Con: may steal yours Pro: will cook for you Con: can only cook quesadillas and Mac&cheese Pro: good sense of humor Con: will use gifs as a main form of communication Pro: loves to cuddle Con: will take up the whole bed Pro: will serenade you in the car Con: can't Sing I see this as an absolute win! Also she is honest

Dogs, Gifs, and Good: Maja, 21
University of Wisconsin-Madison
A 19 km de distancia
Pro: loves dogs
Con: may steal yours
Pro: will cook for you
Con: can only cook quesadillas and
Mac&cheese
Pro: good sense of humor
Con: will use gifs as a main form of
communication
Pro: loves to cuddle
Con: will take up the whole bed
Pro: will serenade you in the car
Con: can't Sing
I see this as an absolute win!
Also she is honest

Dogs, Gifs, and Good: Maja, 21
University of Wisconsin-Madison
A 19 km de distancia
Pro: loves dogs
Con: may steal yours
Pro: will cook for you
Con: can only cook quesadillas and
Mac&cheese
Pro: good sense of humor
Con: will use gifs as a main form of
communication
Pro: loves to cuddle
Con: will take up the whole bed
Pro: will serenade you in the car
Con: can't Sing
I see this as an absolute win!
Also she is honest

Also she is honest

Love, Shower, and Old: Sometimes being your own hero means acknowledging the victories no one sees; like getting out of bed, taking a shower, replacing story with a new one, or practicing self love. Many of our greatest victories aren't recognized by others. There's no medal or badge of honor. There's just you. Clap for yourself. an old -Vienna Pharaon @mindfulmft

Love, Shower, and Old: Sometimes being your own hero
means acknowledging the victories
no one sees; like getting out of bed,
taking a shower, replacing
story with a new one, or practicing
self love. Many of our greatest
victories aren't recognized by
others. There's no medal or badge
of honor. There's just you. Clap
for yourself.
an old
-Vienna Pharaon
@mindfulmft

Love, Shower, and Old: Sometimes being your own hero
means acknowledging the victories
no one sees; like getting out of bed,
taking a shower, replacing
story with a new one, or practicing
self love. Many of our greatest
victories aren't recognized by
others. There's no medal or badge
of honor. There's just you. Clap
for yourself.
an old
-Vienna Pharaon
@mindfulmft

Animals, Toy Story, and Tumblr: alljustletters: andercas: no matter how old I get I will always be at least slightly convinced that I'm capable of hurting a stuffed animal's feelings #suddenly memories of trying to fit all of my stuffed animals on my bed because i don't want any of them to feel left out Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids awesomacious: Always keep them close :)))

Animals, Toy Story, and Tumblr: alljustletters:
andercas:
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly
convinced that I'm capable of
hurting a stuffed animal's feelings
#suddenly memories of trying to fit all
of my stuffed animals on my bed
because i don't want any of them to
feel left out
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation
of kids
awesomacious:

Always keep them close :)))

Animals, Toy Story, and Tumblr: alljustletters:
andercas:
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly
convinced that I'm capable of
hurting a stuffed animal's feelings
#suddenly memories of trying to fit all
of my stuffed animals on my bed
because i don't want any of them to
feel left out
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation
of kids
awesomacious:

Always keep them close :)))

awesomacious: Always keep them close :)))

Fall, Love, and News: Me: "Okay, time for bed" My brain: do fish fall in love MAPS ALL IMAGES VIDEOS NEWS do they?

Fall, Love, and News: Me: "Okay, time for bed"
My brain:
do fish fall in love
MAPS
ALL
IMAGES
VIDEOS
NEWS
do they?

Fall, Love, and News: Me: "Okay, time for bed"
My brain:
do fish fall in love
MAPS
ALL
IMAGES
VIDEOS
NEWS
do they?

do they?

Love, Summer, and Heat: thatstheriddle: imagine-your-fav-character Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don't let them sleep Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say "if you don't stop going on about how hot it is, I'm going to give you a reason to feel hot" ((I... Can't... Breathe... I AM DYING OF HEAT OVER HERE!!! COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!))

Love, Summer, and Heat: thatstheriddle:
imagine-your-fav-character
Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer
night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don't let them sleep
Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say "if you
don't stop going on about how hot it is, I'm going to give you a reason to
feel hot"
((I... Can't... Breathe... I AM DYING OF HEAT OVER HERE!!! COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!))

Love, Summer, and Heat: thatstheriddle:
imagine-your-fav-character
Imagine you and your favorite character trying to sleep on a hot summer
night, but you keep complaining about the heat and don't let them sleep
Suddenly they move on top of you, press you on the bed and say "if you
don't stop going on about how hot it is, I'm going to give you a reason to
feel hot"
((I... Can't... Breathe... I AM DYING OF HEAT OVER HERE!!! COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!))

((I... Can't... Breathe... I AM DYING OF HEAT OVER HERE!!! COME TO ME MY LOVE!!!))

Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011 35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i
should've said something else in an
argument i had in 2011
35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i
should've said something else in an
argument i had in 2011
35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

Crying, Dank, and Family: 8 The first and last time my precious Hazel ever nursed. I didn’t know that one person could feel so proud and so broken at the same time, right now I am a hormonal, emotional, and mental mess. Raising my arm in this picture was very difficult for me as I had to fight through uncontrollable tears: this picture meant that I would never breastfeed my Hazel ever again. I have been nursing for so long, that I don’t know what it’s like to not nurse anymore. As I looked behind the camera, Tim is crying like I had never seen him cry before, like seriously, a deep gut cry. I was her comfort, her safe place, and I hope she still finds me that way. A month shy of 2 years old, she finally has a bed in a shared bedroom with her sister. We bought Hazel her first bed, used any distraction we could come up with, snacks and new toys to keep her mind off of it. Tim has taken over bedtime completely, including all nighttime wakings. We are on our third day, and every day gets a little bit easier. The guilt I feel for not putting her to bed is so intense and I can’t wait to go back to it once she doesn’t ask to nurse anymore. Closing a chapter is painful, but I am hopeful that this new season of our lives will also be special in its own way. Through this maturation step she will not only grow more independent, but I will get a much needed break. She unlatched for the last time and sobbingly I said to Tim: “I did my best." He hugged me and responded with: “No. You did THE best, because you gave her your all." I love my family and am so thankful for such special and unforgettable moments like these. 💛 *my lazy boob has no clue about what’s going on, but thoughts and prayers are accepted for my good one, I really think it might explode🤱🏻 **thank you Tim, for insisting on filming this, I will treasure this forever.🤳🏼 👩‍👧 (via Maya Vorderstrasse Instagram)

Crying, Dank, and Family: 8
The first and last time my precious Hazel ever nursed.
I didn’t know that one person could feel so proud and so broken at the same time, right now I am a hormonal, emotional, and mental mess.

Raising my arm in this picture was very difficult for me as I had to fight through uncontrollable tears: this picture meant that I would never breastfeed my Hazel ever again. I have been nursing for so long, that I don’t know what it’s like to not nurse anymore. As I looked behind the camera, Tim is crying like I had never seen him cry before, like seriously, a deep gut cry. I was her comfort, her safe place, and I hope she still finds me that way. A month shy of 2 years old, she finally has a bed in a shared bedroom with her sister. We bought Hazel her first bed, used any distraction we could come up with, snacks and new toys to keep her mind off of it. Tim has taken over bedtime completely, including all nighttime wakings. We are on our third day, and every day gets a little bit easier. The guilt I feel for not putting her to bed is so intense and I can’t wait to go back to it once she doesn’t ask to nurse anymore. Closing a chapter is painful, but I am hopeful that this new season of our lives will also be special in its own way.

Through this maturation step she will not only grow more independent, but I will get a much needed break. She unlatched for the last time and sobbingly I said to Tim: “I did my best." He hugged me and responded with: “No. You did THE best, because you gave her your all." I love my family and am so thankful for such special and unforgettable moments like these. 💛 *my lazy boob has no clue about what’s going on, but thoughts and prayers are accepted for my good one, I really think it might explode🤱🏻 **thank you Tim, for insisting on filming this, I will treasure this forever.🤳🏼
👩‍👧

(via Maya Vorderstrasse Instagram)

Crying, Dank, and Family: 8
The first and last time my precious Hazel ever nursed.
I didn’t know that one person could feel so proud and so broken at the same time, right now I am a hormonal, emotional, and mental mess.

Raising my arm in this picture was very difficult for me as I had to fight through uncontrollable tears: this picture meant that I would never breastfeed my Hazel ever again. I have been nursing for so long, that I don’t know what it’s like to not nurse anymore. As I looked behind the camera, Tim is crying like I had never seen him cry before, like seriously, a deep gut cry. I was her comfort, her safe place, and I hope she still finds me that way. A month shy of 2 years old, she finally has a bed in a shared bedroom with her sister. We bought Hazel her first bed, used any distraction we could come up with, snacks and new toys to keep her mind off of it. Tim has taken over bedtime completely, including all nighttime wakings. We are on our third day, and every day gets a little bit easier. The guilt I feel for not putting her to bed is so intense and I can’t wait to go back to it once she doesn’t ask to nurse anymore. Closing a chapter is painful, but I am hopeful that this new season of our lives will also be special in its own way.

Through this maturation step she will not only grow more independent, but I will get a much needed break. She unlatched for the last time and sobbingly I said to Tim: “I did my best." He hugged me and responded with: “No. You did THE best, because you gave her your all." I love my family and am so thankful for such special and unforgettable moments like these. 💛 *my lazy boob has no clue about what’s going on, but thoughts and prayers are accepted for my good one, I really think it might explode🤱🏻 **thank you Tim, for insisting on filming this, I will treasure this forever.🤳🏼
👩‍👧

(via Maya Vorderstrasse Instagram)

The first and last time my precious Hazel ever nursed. I didn’t know that one person could feel so proud and so broken at the same time, ri...

Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

Dude, Yeah, and Best: So IT TURNS OUT STAYING IN HEY DUDE, You DOING OKAY? OH YEAH! HAVENT SEEN BED FOR DAYS WASNT you TAKE A SELF CARE DAY| IN A WHILE. ACTUALLY SELF CARE! FLaUR TURNS OUT IWAS SUPER LIKE, PEPRESED CLINICALLY THATS COOL MAN I PROUD OF YOU : OH, THAT SUCKS BUT HEY, SEEMS LIKE YOUVE BEEN DOING GOOD LATELY! THANKU YEAH IM TRYING MY BEST Bacass 0 N Self care^2

Dude, Yeah, and Best: So IT
TURNS OUT
STAYING IN
HEY DUDE, You DOING OKAY?
OH YEAH!
HAVENT SEEN
BED FOR DAYS
WASNT
you TAKE A
SELF CARE DAY|
IN A WHILE.
ACTUALLY
SELF CARE!
FLaUR
TURNS OUT
IWAS
SUPER
LIKE,
PEPRESED
CLINICALLY
THATS COOL MAN
I PROUD OF YOU :
OH, THAT SUCKS
BUT HEY, SEEMS LIKE YOUVE
BEEN DOING GOOD LATELY!
THANKU
YEAH IM
TRYING MY
BEST
Bacass
0
N
Self care^2

Dude, Yeah, and Best: So IT
TURNS OUT
STAYING IN
HEY DUDE, You DOING OKAY?
OH YEAH!
HAVENT SEEN
BED FOR DAYS
WASNT
you TAKE A
SELF CARE DAY|
IN A WHILE.
ACTUALLY
SELF CARE!
FLaUR
TURNS OUT
IWAS
SUPER
LIKE,
PEPRESED
CLINICALLY
THATS COOL MAN
I PROUD OF YOU :
OH, THAT SUCKS
BUT HEY, SEEMS LIKE YOUVE
BEEN DOING GOOD LATELY!
THANKU
YEAH IM
TRYING MY
BEST
Bacass
0
N
Self care^2

Self care^2

Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions I let my male bestfriend sleep in my boyfriend's spot in bed when he's not home. Discussion My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but whenever I get the chance, my best friend sleeps in our giant king size bed with me. I always wash the sheets after. so theres no way my bf would know. I love getting the chance to cuddle up to him, but my boyfriend can never know because it's a pretty strict rule in our house that the dog doesn't sleep in our bed. Share t 306 51 NEW They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions
I let my male bestfriend sleep
in my boyfriend's spot in bed
when he's not home.
Discussion
My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but
whenever I get the chance, my best
friend sleeps in our giant king size bed
with me. I always wash the sheets after.
so theres no way my bf would know. I
love getting the chance to cuddle up to
him, but my boyfriend can never know
because it's a pretty strict rule in our
house that the dog doesn't sleep in our
bed.
Share
t 306
51
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions
I let my male bestfriend sleep
in my boyfriend's spot in bed
when he's not home.
Discussion
My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but
whenever I get the chance, my best
friend sleeps in our giant king size bed
with me. I always wash the sheets after.
so theres no way my bf would know. I
love getting the chance to cuddle up to
him, but my boyfriend can never know
because it's a pretty strict rule in our
house that the dog doesn't sleep in our
bed.
Share
t 306
51
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Fail, Wake, and Wake Up: Wake Up Do Something Do Nothing Feel Guilty Fail Hate Yourself Go To Bed

Fail, Wake, and Wake Up: Wake Up
Do Something
Do Nothing
Feel Guilty
Fail
Hate Yourself
Go To Bed

Fail, Wake, and Wake Up: Wake Up
Do Something
Do Nothing
Feel Guilty
Fail
Hate Yourself
Go To Bed

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT That's the evilest thinglcanimagine. Im a good kid I swear! by KungFuDabu MORE MEMES

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who
are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed]
GOODNIGHT
That's the evilest thinglcanimagine.
Im a good kid I swear! by KungFuDabu
MORE MEMES

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who
are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed]
GOODNIGHT
That's the evilest thinglcanimagine.
Im a good kid I swear! by KungFuDabu
MORE MEMES

Im a good kid I swear! by KungFuDabu MORE MEMES

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids Kids: goodnight dad Me: goodnight monster that eats children who are bad Wife: [through radio under the bed] GOODNIGHT That's the evilest thinglcanimagine. Im a good kid I swear!

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who
are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed]
GOODNIGHT
That's the evilest thinglcanimagine.
Im a good kid I swear!

Bad, Children, and Dad: Me: goodnight kids
Kids: goodnight dad
Me: goodnight monster that eats children who
are bad
Wife: [through radio under the bed]
GOODNIGHT
That's the evilest thinglcanimagine.
Im a good kid I swear!

Im a good kid I swear!

Lol, Girlfriend, and Class: I'm that girlfriend lol Babe After I get out of class can I nap? Sure In your bed Sure I'm so excited Delivered "SURE THING HE SAID" #relationship

Lol, Girlfriend, and Class: I'm that girlfriend lol
Babe
After I get out of class can I nap?
Sure
In your bed
Sure
I'm so excited
Delivered
"SURE THING HE SAID" #relationship

Lol, Girlfriend, and Class: I'm that girlfriend lol
Babe
After I get out of class can I nap?
Sure
In your bed
Sure
I'm so excited
Delivered
"SURE THING HE SAID" #relationship

"SURE THING HE SAID" #relationship

Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise how much you meant to me until you left now I'm laying in bed late at night and you're not talking to me so I'm listening to the rain fall and realising that I'm falling too https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise
how much you meant to me
until you left
now I'm laying in bed
late at night
and you're not talking to me
so I'm listening to the rain fall
and realising
that I'm falling too
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise
how much you meant to me
until you left
now I'm laying in bed
late at night
and you're not talking to me
so I'm listening to the rain fall
and realising
that I'm falling too
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Alarm, Atat, and Iam: ATST ATAT 05 AM Alarm Alarm 6:40AM 6:55 AM Aanm iam 6:41 AM 6:56 AM am am 6:42 AM Aal 6:43 AM Aam Aam my dumbass going to bed at 4am 6:44 AM

Alarm, Atat, and Iam: ATST
ATAT
05 AM
Alarm
Alarm
6:40AM
6:55
AM
Aanm
iam
6:41 AM
6:56
AM
am
am
6:42
AM
Aal
6:43
AM
Aam
Aam
my dumbass
going to
bed at 4am
6:44
AM

Alarm, Atat, and Iam: ATST
ATAT
05 AM
Alarm
Alarm
6:40AM
6:55
AM
Aanm
iam
6:41 AM
6:56
AM
am
am
6:42
AM
Aal
6:43
AM
Aam
Aam
my dumbass
going to
bed at 4am
6:44
AM

Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling, making a ton of money, having time to hang out with all of your friends Summer reality: Working 40 hours a week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by 10pm Basically true 😭😂

Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling,
making a ton of money, having time to
hang out with all of your friends
Summer reality: Working 40 hours a
week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by
10pm
Basically true 😭😂

Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling,
making a ton of money, having time to
hang out with all of your friends
Summer reality: Working 40 hours a
week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by
10pm
Basically true 😭😂

Basically true 😭😂

Life, Pussy, and Boobs: msnichxxx Make her pussy wet not her eyes. intealbehayatim Make his dick hard not his life drinoo Break her bed not her heart shindysbaby Deactivated play with her boobs not her feelings naastygyal Get on his dick not his nerves. allurice always salt your pasta while boiling it Must learn kids

Life, Pussy, and Boobs: msnichxxx
Make her pussy wet not her
eyes.
intealbehayatim
Make his dick hard not his life
drinoo
Break her bed not her heart
shindysbaby Deactivated
play with her boobs not her feelings
naastygyal
Get on his dick not his nerves.
allurice
always salt your pasta while boiling it
Must learn kids

Life, Pussy, and Boobs: msnichxxx
Make her pussy wet not her
eyes.
intealbehayatim
Make his dick hard not his life
drinoo
Break her bed not her heart
shindysbaby Deactivated
play with her boobs not her feelings
naastygyal
Get on his dick not his nerves.
allurice
always salt your pasta while boiling it
Must learn kids

Must learn kids

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Never, This, and Bed: I never want to leave this bed

Dank, 🤖, and Super: artnarae 22TW Me: gonna be super productive tonight Also me the second I see the bed: 📹annarae_22 | TW

Dank, 🤖, and Super: artnarae 22TW
Me: gonna be super productive tonight
Also me the second I see the bed:

📹annarae_22 | TW

Dank, 🤖, and Super: artnarae 22TW
Me: gonna be super productive tonight
Also me the second I see the bed:

📹annarae_22 | TW

Me: gonna be super productive tonight Also me the second I see the bed: 📹annarae_22 | TW

Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa @LouisatheLast I have some rules for everyone. 1) don't become a doctor or pharmacist if you don't intend to treat everyone or can't see yourself dealing with some procedures/meds. Just don't. 2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is a locked tube people need to be on to get home. Stop. 3) The person behind the counter is paid to be nice to you and to smile. It doesn't mean they want to date you Stop 4) just because it doesn't happen TO YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen 5) what consenting adults do in bed or have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa
@LouisatheLast
I have some rules for everyone.
1) don't become a doctor or
pharmacist if you don't intend to treat
everyone or can't see yourself dealing
with some procedures/meds. Just
don't.
2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is
a locked tube people need to be on to
get home. Stop.
3) The person behind the counter is
paid to be nice to you and to smile. It
doesn't mean they want to date you
Stop
4) just because it doesn't happen TO
YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen
5) what consenting adults do in bed or
have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS
1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa
@LouisatheLast
I have some rules for everyone.
1) don't become a doctor or
pharmacist if you don't intend to treat
everyone or can't see yourself dealing
with some procedures/meds. Just
don't.
2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is
a locked tube people need to be on to
get home. Stop.
3) The person behind the counter is
paid to be nice to you and to smile. It
doesn't mean they want to date you
Stop
4) just because it doesn't happen TO
YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen
5) what consenting adults do in bed or
have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS
1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33 lLTE Matt 24 Patient Transporter at Mercy Health Grand Valley State University 1 mile away "Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex girlfriend "Type of dude that gets drunk off of one strawberita." -close friend "Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder "Looks like he needs a big black dick in his ass." - some guy on Grindr "A waste of sperm." - my dad X Self deprecating humor at its finest

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33
lLTE
Matt 24
Patient Transporter at Mercy Health
Grand Valley State University
1 mile away
"Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex
girlfriend
"Type of dude that gets drunk off of one
strawberita." -close friend
"Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't
give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder
"Looks like he needs a big black dick in
his ass."
- some guy on Grindr
"A waste of sperm." - my dad
X
Self deprecating humor at its finest

Ass, Dad, and Drunk: 1:33
lLTE
Matt 24
Patient Transporter at Mercy Health
Grand Valley State University
1 mile away
"Average in bed and in the pants." - my ex
girlfriend
"Type of dude that gets drunk off of one
strawberita." -close friend
"Didn't give me an orgasm, but also didn't
give me an STD." - some girl from Tinder
"Looks like he needs a big black dick in
his ass."
- some guy on Grindr
"A waste of sperm." - my dad
X
Self deprecating humor at its finest

Self deprecating humor at its finest

Animals, Toy Story, and Kids: alljustletters: andercas: no matter how old I get I will always be at least slightly convinced that I'm capable of hurting a stuffed animal's feelings #suddenly memories of trying to fit all of my stuffed animals on my bed because i don't want any of them to feel left out Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids Always keep them close :)))

Animals, Toy Story, and Kids: alljustletters:
andercas:
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly
convinced that I'm capable of
hurting a stuffed animal's feelings
#suddenly memories of trying to fit all
of my stuffed animals on my bed
because i don't want any of them to
feel left out
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation
of kids
Always keep them close :)))

Animals, Toy Story, and Kids: alljustletters:
andercas:
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly
convinced that I'm capable of
hurting a stuffed animal's feelings
#suddenly memories of trying to fit all
of my stuffed animals on my bed
because i don't want any of them to
feel left out
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation
of kids
Always keep them close :)))

Always keep them close :)))

Dad, House, and Sleeping: Jamie @jmemc10 Was sleeping at my girlfriend's house last night. Her dad wouldn't let us sleep in the same bed. It made me proper angry because he's actually really handsome

Dad, House, and Sleeping: Jamie
@jmemc10
Was sleeping at my girlfriend's
house last night. Her dad wouldn't
let us sleep in the same bed. It made
me proper angry because he's
actually really handsome

Dad, House, and Sleeping: Jamie
@jmemc10
Was sleeping at my girlfriend's
house last night. Her dad wouldn't
let us sleep in the same bed. It made
me proper angry because he's
actually really handsome

MeIRL, Cat, and Edge: My cat at the edge of my bed watching me get my cheeks clapped Meirl

MeIRL, Cat, and Edge: My cat at the edge of my bed watching
me get my cheeks clapped
Meirl

MeIRL, Cat, and Edge: My cat at the edge of my bed watching
me get my cheeks clapped
Meirl

Meirl

Queen, Creepypasta, and Husband: unpretty i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. "i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you," he says. there is vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face. glitterigabi This is the opposite of a creepypasta followthebluebell comfypasta

Queen, Creepypasta, and Husband: unpretty
i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger
than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that
a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my
husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and
none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only
pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find
his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. "i
have crossed oceans of bed to be with you," he says. there is
vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored.
the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
glitterigabi
This is the opposite of a creepypasta
followthebluebell
comfypasta

Queen, Creepypasta, and Husband: unpretty
i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger
than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that
a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my
husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and
none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only
pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find
his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. "i
have crossed oceans of bed to be with you," he says. there is
vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored.
the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.
glitterigabi
This is the opposite of a creepypasta
followthebluebell
comfypasta

Dank, Memes, and Target: Joey @joeygllghr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR PATRIMTR NEW They had us in the first half, not gonna lie Almost had us there for a second by MunaN15 MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
PATRIMTR
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Almost had us there for a second by MunaN15
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
PATRIMTR
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Almost had us there for a second by MunaN15
MORE MEMES

Almost had us there for a second by MunaN15 MORE MEMES

Live, Wife, and Joey: Joey @joeygllghr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR PATRIMTR NEW They had us in the first half, not gonna lie Almost had us there for a second

Live, Wife, and Joey: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
PATRIMTR
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Almost had us there for a second

Live, Wife, and Joey: Joey
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
PATRIMTR
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Almost had us there for a second

Almost had us there for a second

Fall, Love, and Movies: i want to wear your sweatshirt to bed, watch scary movies with you, talk on the phone until sunrise, sneak out at night to look at the stars with you, play your favorite video game, make you watch chic flicks, kiss you in the rain, go on walks with you, laugh until i can't breathe, hold hands i want to fall hopelessly in love with you https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Love, and Movies: i want to wear your sweatshirt to bed,
watch scary movies with you,
talk on the phone until sunrise,
sneak out at night to look at the stars with you,
play your favorite video game,
make you watch chic flicks,
kiss you in the rain, go on walks with you,
laugh until i can't breathe, hold hands
i want to fall hopelessly in love with you
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Love, and Movies: i want to wear your sweatshirt to bed,
watch scary movies with you,
talk on the phone until sunrise,
sneak out at night to look at the stars with you,
play your favorite video game,
make you watch chic flicks,
kiss you in the rain, go on walks with you,
laugh until i can't breathe, hold hands
i want to fall hopelessly in love with you
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Live, Wife, and Joey: A Joey 4 @joeygllghr when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's O our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR They had us in the first half

Live, Wife, and Joey: A Joey 4
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
O our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
They had us in the first half

Live, Wife, and Joey: A Joey 4
@joeygllghr
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in
THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I
WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it's
O our BED ROOM. we live in a
VERY SMALL studio apartment
because we are POOR
They had us in the first half

They had us in the first half

Memes, Mood, and Alarm: Me at 11 pm: Me at 2 am: Me 5 min before Me at 4 am: my alarm: Ahhh I'must a big toasty cinnamon bun Onever want ito teave this bed Mood.

Memes, Mood, and Alarm: Me at 11 pm:
Me at 2 am:
Me 5 min before
Me at 4 am:
my alarm:
Ahhh I'must a big toasty cinnamon bun
Onever want ito teave this bed
Mood.

Memes, Mood, and Alarm: Me at 11 pm:
Me at 2 am:
Me 5 min before
Me at 4 am:
my alarm:
Ahhh I'must a big toasty cinnamon bun
Onever want ito teave this bed
Mood.

Mood.

Tumblr, Blog, and Power: When you go from bed to the toilet, blast a power pee and then get back to bed as fast as possible so you don't waste any tired mylife is speed srsfunny:Gotta be quick you know

Tumblr, Blog, and Power: When you go from bed to the toilet,
blast a power pee and then get back
to bed as fast as possible so you don't
waste any tired
mylife is speed
srsfunny:Gotta be quick you know

Tumblr, Blog, and Power: When you go from bed to the toilet,
blast a power pee and then get back
to bed as fast as possible so you don't
waste any tired
mylife is speed
srsfunny:Gotta be quick you know

srsfunny:Gotta be quick you know

Memes, fb.com, and Heart: Before going to sleep at night, forgive everyone, and go to bed with clean heart. fb.com/LessonsTaughtByLife <3

Memes, fb.com, and Heart: Before
going to sleep
at night,
forgive everyone,
and go to bed with
clean heart.
fb.com/LessonsTaughtByLife
<3

Memes, fb.com, and Heart: Before
going to sleep
at night,
forgive everyone,
and go to bed with
clean heart.
fb.com/LessonsTaughtByLife
<3

<3

Iphone, Phone, and Free: Our eyes water when we yawn because we miss our bed, and it makes us sad. phone wallpaper, phone background, quotes to live by, free phone wallpapers, free iPhone wallpaper, free phone backgrounds, inspirational quotes, phone wallpapers, pretty phone wallpapers

Iphone, Phone, and Free: Our eyes water
when we yawn
because we
miss our bed,
and it makes
us sad.
phone wallpaper, phone background, quotes to live by, free phone wallpapers, free iPhone wallpaper, free phone backgrounds, inspirational quotes, phone wallpapers, pretty phone wallpapers

Iphone, Phone, and Free: Our eyes water
when we yawn
because we
miss our bed,
and it makes
us sad.
phone wallpaper, phone background, quotes to live by, free phone wallpapers, free iPhone wallpaper, free phone backgrounds, inspirational quotes, phone wallpapers, pretty phone wallpapers

phone wallpaper, phone background, quotes to live by, free phone wallpapers, free iPhone wallpaper, free phone backgrounds, inspirational qu...

Gif, God, and Oh My God: Your photos are surprisingly high quality for tinder are you real Today 9:34 am Hey Liam, I want to have sex with strangers who are also very skilled and intimate in bed? If you are of the same interest like mine, well spare time meeting me at www.imtotallykiddingimnotabotih opeyoureadthisfar.com and try if we really compatible to have intimate and unforgettable experience in bed. Today 1:34 pm Hahahahahaha oh my god I'm very glad I ACTUALLY read it The slightly off grammar is the icing on the cake Sent Type a message... Send GIF I just got my greatest reply so far.

Gif, God, and Oh My God: Your photos are surprisingly high
quality for tinder
are you real
Today 9:34 am
Hey Liam, I want to have sex with
strangers who are also very
skilled and intimate in bed? If you
are of the same interest like mine,
well spare time meeting me at
www.imtotallykiddingimnotabotih
opeyoureadthisfar.com and try if
we really compatible to have
intimate and unforgettable
experience in bed.
Today 1:34 pm
Hahahahahaha oh my god
I'm very glad I ACTUALLY read it
The slightly off grammar is the
icing on the cake
Sent
Type a message...
Send
GIF
I just got my greatest reply so far.

Gif, God, and Oh My God: Your photos are surprisingly high
quality for tinder
are you real
Today 9:34 am
Hey Liam, I want to have sex with
strangers who are also very
skilled and intimate in bed? If you
are of the same interest like mine,
well spare time meeting me at
www.imtotallykiddingimnotabotih
opeyoureadthisfar.com and try if
we really compatible to have
intimate and unforgettable
experience in bed.
Today 1:34 pm
Hahahahahaha oh my god
I'm very glad I ACTUALLY read it
The slightly off grammar is the
icing on the cake
Sent
Type a message...
Send
GIF
I just got my greatest reply so far.

I just got my greatest reply so far.