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Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD VAFFANCULO CASSE-TOI! YUMAGO! BY JASON SACHER ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH Perha human being, there happily copulates with animals in her and mean-spirited picture uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger. take kindly to the mental images that the phrases e the most obvious globally sho We as a species do not t below conjure. As you can imagine, insulting animal of choice to p have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c dogs ar air with a mother, but certain cultures imals in there BULGARIAN Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata Your performs o performs oral sex upon bears in the forest." DUTCH Zoon van een hoerige kameel! Son of a camel whore!" With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh serviced camels. FINNISH Äitisi nai poroja! Your mother copulates with reindeer!" AOTIAN Ma see mea mung! Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!" HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD THE MOTHERLOD Fuck off uzendayo うぜーんだよ。 Motherfucker. kisama 貴様。 Asshole teme てめぇー。 Leave me the fuck alone. shitsukėndayo しつけ-んだよ。 I hate you. daikirai 大嫌い。 Ded na What did you just say!?! nandatö なんだと !?! Get out of my way. doke どけ。 Go to hell. shine 死ね。 Eat shit. kusokurae くそくらえ。 Shut the fuck up. ussendayo うっせ-んだよ。 What the fuck? ahoka アホか?! You're worthless. tsukaenė yatsu dana つかえねーやつだな。 eacefu ng. Just ent. My uS with a de. novelty-gift-ideas: How to Swear Around the World
Being Alone, Animals, and Dogs: HOW TO
 SWEAR
 AROUND
 THE WORLD
 VAFFANCULO
 CASSE-TOI!
 YUMAGO!
 BY JASON SACHER
 ILLUSTRATIONS BY TOBY TRIUMPH

 Perha
 human being, there
 happily copulates with animals in her
 and mean-spirited picture
 uld truly be reserved for moments of extreme anger.
 take kindly to the mental images that the phrases
 e the most obvious globally
 sho
 We as a species do not t
 below conjure. As you can imagine,
 insulting animal of choice to p
 have fun throwing a few more culturally specific ani
 consider the bears in Bulgaria, and reindeer (of c
 dogs ar
 air with a mother, but certain cultures
 imals in there
 BULGARIAN
 Mayka ti duha na mechki v gorata
 Your performs o
 performs oral sex upon bears in the forest."
 DUTCH
 Zoon van een hoerige kameel!
 Son of a camel whore!"
 With this insult, it's unclear whether one is saying the mother in
 question was a camel that was also a prostitute or a prostitute wh
 serviced camels.
 FINNISH
 Äitisi nai poroja!
 Your mother copulates with reindeer!"
 AOTIAN
 Ma see mea mung!
 Your mother enjoys keeping intimate company with dogs!"
 HOW TO SWEAR AROUND THE WORLD
 THE MOTHERLOD

 Fuck off
 uzendayo
 うぜーんだよ。
 Motherfucker.
 kisama
 貴様。
 Asshole
 teme
 てめぇー。
 Leave me the fuck alone.
 shitsukėndayo
 しつけ-んだよ。
 I hate you.
 daikirai
 大嫌い。
 Ded
 na
 What did you just say!?!
 nandatö
 なんだと
 !?!
 Get out of my way.
 doke
 どけ。
 Go to hell.
 shine
 死ね。
 Eat shit.
 kusokurae
 くそくらえ。
 Shut the fuck up.
 ussendayo
 うっせ-んだよ。
 What the fuck?
 ahoka
 アホか?!
 You're worthless.
 tsukaenė yatsu dana
 つかえねーやつだな。
 eacefu
 ng.
 Just
 ent.
 My
 uS
 with a
 de.
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Swear Around the World

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
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 Pre-performance Wind Sym
 Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus
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 Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM
 Hendel, John
 oz
 Professor Hendel,
 I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A
 last name, so I filled it with somethin
 slippe
 apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre
 Thank you again and I am so sorry.
 Thank You,
 Zoey
 s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your
 g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely
 d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig
 nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I

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 A student emailed me, profusely
 apologizing for getting my name
 wrong at the top of their paper, and l
 was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd."
 Then l got to their paper and saw their
 instructor was "Professor whats hiS
 nuts"
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starlit-captain:

great-tweets:
sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part


I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

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Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit This is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, you will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed by three pieces performed by the a more complex performance from the Wind Sym of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
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 Professor whats his nuts
 FAR 1500
 18 September 2018
 Pre-performance Wind Sym
 Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus
 viewing next week. The first being there pieces p
 band followed by three pieces performed by the
 a more complex performance from the Wind Sym
 of 4
 Word Count: 517

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 JH
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 Oxley, Zoey
 Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM
 Hendel, John
 oz
 Professor Hendel,
 I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A
 last name, so I filled it with somethin
 slippe
 apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre
 Thank you again and I am so sorry.
 Thank You,
 Zoey
 s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your
 g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely
 d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig
 nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I

 '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 :
 米
 1:16 AM
 121%
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 John Hendel
 @Hendyhendel
 A student emailed me, profusely
 apologizing for getting my name
 wrong at the top of their paper, and l
 was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd."
 Then l got to their paper and saw their
 instructor was "Professor whats hiS
 nuts"
 9/19/18, 2:09 PM
 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes
 Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀
 Replying to @Hendyhendel and
 @LisaLovesTacos
 Tweet your reply
good-janet:

starlit-captain:

great-tweets:
sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part


I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got cl...

Click, Clothes, and Complex: zo!!! @Zoeyoxley Follow A series of unfortunate events: blackboard.ohio.edu Submit Turnitin Assignment-FAR 1500 101 LEC FALL 2018-19 Women's Sale | Clothes, Accessories, Shoes, & Swim | Forever 21 | Fo.. Messages He turnitin Assignment Inboxpreferences Welcome to your new class homepage! From the class homepage you can see information, submit your work, and access feedback for your papers. all your assignments for your class, view additional assignment Hover on any item in the class homepage for more information. Class Homepage is your class homepage. To submit to an assignment click on the Submit button to the right of the assignment name. If the Submit submissions can be made to the assignment. are a assignment. To view the paper feedback left on your paper by clicking the View" button. ent. If resubmissions are allowed the submit button will read 'Resubmit" after you make your firsts you have submitted, click the "View" button. Once the assignment's post date has passed, yo u will also be able to view the Assignment Inbox: Viewing Performance _487046 1 Info Dates Similarity Pre-Performance Paper: Wind Symphony & Symphonic 5 Start 13-Sep-2018 8:00PM Due 18-Sep-2018 59P Not Available Submit and Post 24-Sep-2018 9:00AM Copyright C 1998-2018 Turnitin, LLC. Al rights reserved. Privacy Pollcy Privacy Pledge Service EU Data Protoction Compliance Copyright Protection Legal FACs Helpdosk Research Resources Torms of Protection Compliance Zoey Oxley Wind dback studio -Zoey Oxley Professor whats his nuts FAR 1500 18 September 2018 Pre-performance Wind Sym Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus viewing next week. The first being there pieces p band followed a more complex performance from the Wind Sym by three pieces performed by the of 4 Word Count: 517 Best, JH Get Outlook for iOS Reply all v Oxley, Zoey Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM Hendel, John oz Professor Hendel, I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A last name, so I filled it with somethin slippe apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre Thank you again and I am so sorry. Thank You, Zoey s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi : 米 1:16 AM 121% Tweet John Hendel @Hendyhendel A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and l was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd." Then l got to their paper and saw their instructor was "Professor whats hiS nuts" 9/19/18, 2:09 PM 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀ Replying to @Hendyhendel and @LisaLovesTacos Tweet your reply good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.
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 dback studio
 -Zoey Oxley
 Professor whats his nuts
 FAR 1500
 18 September 2018
 Pre-performance Wind Sym
 Throughout Andrew Trachael's Seminar he disus
 viewing next week. The first being there pieces p
 band followed
 a more complex performance from the Wind Sym
 by three pieces performed by the
 of 4
 Word Count: 517

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 JH
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 Oxley, Zoey
 Tue 9/18, 11:10 PM
 Hendel, John
 oz
 Professor Hendel,
 I am writing this email very embarrassingly. A
 last name, so I filled it with somethin
 slippe
 apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the corre
 Thank you again and I am so sorry.
 Thank You,
 Zoey
 s I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your
 g completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely
 d my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assig
 nment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I

 '11 T-Mobile Wi-Fi
 :
 米
 1:16 AM
 121%
 Tweet
 John Hendel
 @Hendyhendel
 A student emailed me, profusely
 apologizing for getting my name
 wrong at the top of their paper, and l
 was like, "Thanks, whatever, nbd."
 Then l got to their paper and saw their
 instructor was "Professor whats hiS
 nuts"
 9/19/18, 2:09 PM
 4,690 Retweets 29K Likes
 Zach Goldrosen @goldjaboytelle...-7h ﹀
 Replying to @Hendyhendel and
 @LisaLovesTacos
 Tweet your reply
good-janet:
starlit-captain:

great-tweets:
sorry, professor whats his nuts
you all forgot the most important part


I’m glad we all got closure. This is amazing.

good-janet: starlit-captain: great-tweets: sorry, professor whats his nuts you all forgot the most important part I’m glad we all got clo...

Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago Hey Terry, Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on the whole? permalink A TheTerryCrews TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA. Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a magazine, and then go home. And do this every day Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO Because the habit of going to the gym is more important than the work out. Because it doesn't matter what you do. You can have fun - but as long as you're having fun, you continue to do it But what happens is you get a trainer, your whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs, and you're not coming back the next day - you might not come back for a year! I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I get my whole head together! I value that time more than my shower! And it really gets me together. But it's a habit. There are times when I'm not even kidding there are times when I"m in the middle of a work out, and actually woke up because i am so engrained with going to the gym and being there it's that much of a habit to me. The first thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out my workout clothes the night before, and just hop in 'em So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and relax HaAHAHAH! But sooner or later, you WILL work out. permalink parent [S] 3497 points 2 days ago sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit: To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”
Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago
 Hey Terry,
 Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation
 to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on
 the whole?
 permalink
 A TheTerryCrews
 TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA.
 Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot
 go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a
 magazine, and then go home. And do this
 every day
 Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO
 Because the habit of going to the gym is more
 important than the work out. Because it doesn't
 matter what you do. You can have fun - but as
 long as you're having fun, you continue to do
 it
 But what happens is you get a trainer, your
 whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs,
 and you're not coming back the next day - you
 might not come back for a year!
 I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY
 my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I
 get my whole head together! I value that time
 more than my shower! And it really gets me
 together. But it's a habit.
 There are times when I'm not even kidding
 there are times when I"m in the middle of a
 work out, and actually woke up because i am
 so engrained with going to the gym and being
 there it's that much of a habit to me. The first
 thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out
 my workout clothes the night before, and just
 hop in 'em
 So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and
 relax
 HaAHAHAH!
 But sooner or later, you WILL work out.
 permalink parent
 [S] 3497 points 2 days ago
sourcedumal:
secretallie:

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.
Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genui...

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Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago Hey Terry, Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on the whole? permalink A TheTerryCrews TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA. Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a magazine, and then go home. And do this every day Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO Because the habit of going to the gym is more important than the work out. Because it doesn't matter what you do. You can have fun - but as long as you're having fun, you continue to do it But what happens is you get a trainer, your whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs, and you're not coming back the next day - you might not come back for a year! I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I get my whole head together! I value that time more than my shower! And it really gets me together. But it's a habit. There are times when I'm not even kidding there are times when I"m in the middle of a work out, and actually woke up because i am so engrained with going to the gym and being there it's that much of a habit to me. The first thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out my workout clothes the night before, and just hop in 'em So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and relax HaAHAHAH! But sooner or later, you WILL work out. permalink parent [S] 3497 points 2 days ago sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit: To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”
Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago
 Hey Terry,
 Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation
 to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on
 the whole?
 permalink
 A TheTerryCrews
 TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA.
 Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot
 go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a
 magazine, and then go home. And do this
 every day
 Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO
 Because the habit of going to the gym is more
 important than the work out. Because it doesn't
 matter what you do. You can have fun - but as
 long as you're having fun, you continue to do
 it
 But what happens is you get a trainer, your
 whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs,
 and you're not coming back the next day - you
 might not come back for a year!
 I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY
 my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I
 get my whole head together! I value that time
 more than my shower! And it really gets me
 together. But it's a habit.
 There are times when I'm not even kidding
 there are times when I"m in the middle of a
 work out, and actually woke up because i am
 so engrained with going to the gym and being
 there it's that much of a habit to me. The first
 thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out
 my workout clothes the night before, and just
 hop in 'em
 So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and
 relax
 HaAHAHAH!
 But sooner or later, you WILL work out.
 permalink parent
 [S] 3497 points 2 days ago
sourcedumal:

secretallie:

Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness.
Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit:

To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genu...

Being Alone, Children, and Crime: Sirius David Hogg calls for boycott of top investment firms over links to gunmakers The Hill 3 hours ago Parkland, Fla., shooting survivor David Hogg is calling for a boycott of two major investment management companies over their ties to gun manufacturers <p><a href="https://dont-xd-me.tumblr.com/post/173065170500/mrcloudyfun-friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">dont-xd-me</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://mrcloudyfun.tumblr.com/post/173065007128/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">mrcloudyfun</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/173064740027/libertarirynn-kamiyu910-writetheworldyours" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173064627859/kamiyu910-writetheworldyours-kamiyu910" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/173054714888/writetheworldyours-kamiyu910" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://writetheworldyours.tumblr.com/post/173053562300/kamiyu910-writetheworldyours-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">writetheworldyours</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/173051007878/writetheworldyours-libertarirynn-can-this-kid" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://writetheworldyours.tumblr.com/post/173047870045/libertarirynn-can-this-kid-just-stop-immediate" class="tumblr_blog">writetheworldyours</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173044898979/can-this-kid-just-stop" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Can this kid just… Stop?</p></blockquote> <p>immediate unfollow</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="483"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/92be71db253a0d18ab8c1b2e89a106f3/tumblr_inline_p7d2v8rw0o1s75wry_540.png" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="483"/></figure><p>So, you’re saying I should try to ban every single restaurant and store from selling vegetables and fruits and spices because I’m allergic to plants and people have almost killed me by not taking it seriously at all? That’s the worst analogy ever. </p> <p>You know what we say when we get bucked off a horse? Get back on. Control the fear, don’t let the fear control you. I’ve almost died many different ways, and I learn from it and don’t let the fear control me.</p> <p>I especially don’t go out trying to dictate laws that will affect 325 million people without actually understanding what I’m talking about. This kid and people who support him are making a complete and utter mockery of the anti-gun stance by not knowing the first thing about guns, or the laws that are already on the book.</p> <p>Being almost killed doesn’t make someone a good advocate for a thing. 325 million people have every right to criticize someone who knows nothing about the thing he’s trying to ban. He can certainly talk all he wants, but we all have the right to tell him how and why he’s wrong and shouldn’t be dictating more useless laws on everyone else.</p> </blockquote> <p>Some of what you say I can see your point of view, but the way many people are dealing with this is very distasteful. The people bashing traumatised 17 year olds online are doing nothing but displaying how the world has become viscous, toxic, and immoral with only concern for political and financial gain. We’re all entitled to our opinions when they do not hurt others, whether anti gun control views are hurtful to others is still up for debate so I won’t be hypocritical and in turn bash you for your opinions. But if you agree with or participate in the harmful jokes towards minors, which the one above is skirting on this, then I absolutely will defend these kids regardless of their politics because violence of any type should not be used to prove points, especially considering it does nothing but prove there’s no actual point to be made.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t see any harmful jokes in this thread, nor do I agree with harmful jokes. People should focus on facts and evidence, not attacking someone.</p> <p>I live in an area that has very strict gun laws, and very high crime rates. Those criminals are not using legally gained guns, most of the time it’s a felon with a firearm. In the past 10 years, an average of around 8 children (18 and under) per year died in school shootings. More children are killed riding the school bus per year, yet the media makes school shootings seem like an epidemic, when it’s not.</p> <p>They are driving fear needlessly into people. Should we have precautions and safeguards? Of course. We protect government officials with firearms, we protect banks and courthouses and many other buildings with firearms, yet we don’t protect our own children.</p> <p>Around 400 children every year are shot in gang related drive by shootings just in Los Angeles alone, by illegal firearms. There is no law that is going to stop that. The laws that are in place that should have stopped the Parkland shooter failed because law enforcement didn’t do their job, on many occasions. They were warned, multiple times prior to the shooting, and during the shooting, they stood outside the building and did nothing while children were killed.</p> <p>Marching to ban firearms from citizens is not going to stop the law enforcement from failing again. Those people who failed at doing their job must be held accountable above all else, the corruption within the district needs to be addressed and put into the open and destroyed. Focusing on guns will help no one. People need to stop looking at the tool, and look at how to fix the actual root of the problems. </p> <p>For crime in general, this means working within the communities, going after corruption in the government, in the school districts, fixing the education system, helping people stay out of poverty. Poverty and education are key factors in solving crime, but also population density, diversity of culture, neighboring countries, and the ability to trust law enforcement. These are huge problems, and when people focus on the tool, it’s like they’re too busy looking at a mole on someone’s leg while they bleed out of a massive wound in their chest. </p> <p>And when people not only focus on the tool, but obviously know nothing of what they’re talking about, it makes it worse. It’s like someone claiming that if a woman gets pregnant from being raped, she wasn’t really raped because they think women can only conceive if they enjoyed it. It’s a blatant and dangerous form of ignorance, where they don’t care that they know nothing, they’re going to try to push for more laws against things they know nothing about, and that is a serious problem.</p> <p>It’s not right when either side goes for cheap shots, insults, ad hominems, etc. People should stick to the facts, especially when it comes to dictating a law that will affect hundreds of millions of innocent people. They shouldn’t spread fear, they are causing little kids to be terrified of something they are statistically probably never going to experience. Life is dangerous, anything can kill us, why should children be made to fear something like this? Why should someone who experienced something traumatic be considered an expert on it?</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mXOOgaC6jNRYdkvE8EDH5Kg">@writetheworldyours</a> What specifically have I said that was abusive to the victims? You’re the one who said what I posted warranted an “immediate unfollow”. This post was not a “harmful joke”, it was a picture of a fucking headline and an expression of my exasperation with this person trying to punish law-abiding companies for existing. There was literally nothing abusive here.</p> </blockquote> <p>When these “traumatized kids” start using the source of their trauma as a sledgehammer to force through their political goals, I start having problems.</p></blockquote> <p>Okay, quick question: I remember hearing something on here about Hogg not even being there during the shooting? Was there any truth to that claim?</p></blockquote> <p>^</p></blockquote> <p>Pretty sure that was a misinterpretation based on an out of context clip where he talks about bringing his camera from home after the initial Shooting. It’s the uncertainty of the accuracy of that claim which has stopped me from even making it because I don’t want to use any information that is false. Y’know because I’m so “abusive to the victims”, right <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mXOOgaC6jNRYdkvE8EDH5Kg">@writetheworldyours</a>? 🙄</p>
Being Alone, Children, and Crime: Sirius
 David Hogg calls for boycott
 of top investment firms over
 links to gunmakers
 The Hill 3 hours ago
 Parkland, Fla., shooting survivor David
 Hogg is calling for a boycott of two
 major investment management
 companies over their ties to gun
 manufacturers
<p><a href="https://dont-xd-me.tumblr.com/post/173065170500/mrcloudyfun-friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">dont-xd-me</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://mrcloudyfun.tumblr.com/post/173065007128/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">mrcloudyfun</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/173064740027/libertarirynn-kamiyu910-writetheworldyours" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173064627859/kamiyu910-writetheworldyours-kamiyu910" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/173054714888/writetheworldyours-kamiyu910" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://writetheworldyours.tumblr.com/post/173053562300/kamiyu910-writetheworldyours-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">writetheworldyours</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://kamiyu910.tumblr.com/post/173051007878/writetheworldyours-libertarirynn-can-this-kid" class="tumblr_blog">kamiyu910</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://writetheworldyours.tumblr.com/post/173047870045/libertarirynn-can-this-kid-just-stop-immediate" class="tumblr_blog">writetheworldyours</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/173044898979/can-this-kid-just-stop" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Can this kid just… Stop?</p></blockquote>
<p>immediate unfollow</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="483"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/92be71db253a0d18ab8c1b2e89a106f3/tumblr_inline_p7d2v8rw0o1s75wry_540.png" data-orig-height="105" data-orig-width="483"/></figure><p>So, you’re saying I should try to ban every single restaurant and store from selling vegetables and fruits and spices because I’m allergic to plants and people have almost killed me by not taking it seriously at all? That’s the worst analogy ever. </p>
<p>You know what we say when we get bucked off a horse? Get back on. Control the fear, don’t let the fear control you. I’ve almost died many different ways, and I learn from it and don’t let the fear control me.</p>
<p>I especially don’t go out trying to dictate laws that will affect 325 million people without actually understanding what I’m talking about. This kid and people who support him are making a complete and utter mockery of the anti-gun stance by not knowing the first thing about guns, or the laws that are already on the book.</p>
<p>Being almost killed doesn’t make someone a good advocate for a thing. 325 million people have every right to criticize someone who knows nothing about the thing he’s trying to ban. He can certainly talk all he wants, but we all have the right to tell him how and why he’s wrong and shouldn’t be dictating more useless laws on everyone else.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Some of what you say I can see your point of view, but the way many people are dealing with this is very distasteful. The people bashing traumatised 17 year olds online are doing nothing but displaying how the world has become viscous, toxic, and immoral with only concern for political and financial gain. We’re all entitled to our opinions when they do not hurt others, whether anti gun control views are hurtful to others is still up for debate so I won’t be hypocritical and in turn bash you for your opinions. But if you agree with or participate in the harmful jokes towards minors, which the one above is skirting on this, then I absolutely will defend these kids regardless of their politics because violence of any type should not be used to prove points, especially considering it does nothing but prove there’s no actual point to be made.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I don’t see any harmful jokes in this thread, nor do I agree with harmful jokes. People should focus on facts and evidence, not attacking someone.</p>
<p>I live in an area that has very strict gun laws, and very high crime rates. Those criminals are not using legally gained guns, most of the time it’s a felon with a firearm. In the past 10 years, an average of around 8 children (18 and under) per year died in school shootings. More children are killed riding the school bus per year, yet the media makes school shootings seem like an epidemic, when it’s not.</p>
<p>They are driving fear needlessly into people. Should we have precautions and safeguards? Of course. We protect government officials with firearms, we protect banks and courthouses and many other buildings with firearms, yet we don’t protect our own children.</p>
<p>Around 400 children every year are shot in gang related drive by shootings just in Los Angeles alone, by illegal firearms. There is no law that is going to stop that. The laws that are in place that should have stopped the Parkland shooter failed because law enforcement didn’t do their job, on many occasions. They were warned, multiple times prior to the shooting, and during the shooting, they stood outside the building and did nothing while children were killed.</p>
<p>Marching to ban firearms from citizens is not going to stop the law enforcement from failing again. Those people who failed at doing their job must be held accountable above all else, the corruption within the district needs to be addressed and put into the open and destroyed. Focusing on guns will help no one. People need to stop looking at the tool, and look at how to fix the actual root of the problems. </p>
<p>For crime in general, this means working within the communities, going after corruption in the government, in the school districts, fixing the education system, helping people stay out of poverty. Poverty and education are key factors in solving crime, but also population density, diversity of culture, neighboring countries, and the ability to trust law enforcement. These are huge problems, and when people focus on the tool, it’s like they’re too busy looking at a mole on someone’s leg while they bleed out of a massive wound in their chest. </p>
<p>And when people not only focus on the tool, but obviously know nothing of what they’re talking about, it makes it worse. It’s like someone claiming that if a woman gets pregnant from being raped, she wasn’t really raped because they think women can only conceive if they enjoyed it. It’s a blatant and dangerous form of ignorance, where they don’t care that they know nothing, they’re going to try to push for more laws against things they know nothing about, and that is a serious problem.</p>
<p>It’s not right when either side goes for cheap shots, insults, ad hominems, etc. People should stick to the facts, especially when it comes to dictating a law that will affect hundreds of millions of innocent people. They shouldn’t spread fear, they are causing little kids to be terrified of something they are statistically probably never going to experience. Life is dangerous, anything can kill us, why should children be made to fear something like this? Why should someone who experienced something traumatic be considered an expert on it?</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mXOOgaC6jNRYdkvE8EDH5Kg">@writetheworldyours</a> What specifically have I said that was abusive to the victims? You’re the one who said what I posted warranted an “immediate unfollow”. This post was not a “harmful joke”, it was a picture of a fucking headline and an expression of my exasperation with this person trying to punish law-abiding companies for existing. There was literally nothing abusive here.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>When these “traumatized kids” start using the source of their trauma as a sledgehammer to force through their political goals, I start having problems.</p></blockquote>

<p>Okay, quick question: I remember hearing something on here about Hogg not even being there during the shooting? Was there any truth to that claim?</p></blockquote>

<p>^</p></blockquote>

<p>Pretty sure that was a misinterpretation based on an out of context clip where he talks about bringing his camera from home after the initial Shooting. It’s the uncertainty of the accuracy of that claim which has stopped me from even making it because I don’t want to use any information that is false. Y’know because I’m so “abusive to the victims”, right <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mXOOgaC6jNRYdkvE8EDH5Kg">@writetheworldyours</a>? 🙄</p>

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