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80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit @DrSmashlove Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): Heโ€™d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like โ€œArenโ€™t you cold?โ€ And in a syrupy southern drawl he say โ€œmayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I donโ€™t git cold no mowar. ๐Ÿค โ€ He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. Iโ€™m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like โ€œjust makin sure yer old ladyโ€™s warm, sir ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œwow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about yโ€™all, rednecks are amazing peopleโ€ and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. Iโ€™m like โ€œWOMAN! ITโ€™S SNOWING?โ€ And she like โ€œyou donโ€™t want steak then suit yourself Iโ€™M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AINโ€™T.โ€ And with that she retreat to the redneckโ€™s truck. โ€œBut baby,โ€ I said. โ€œWe got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.โ€ โ€œThat might be trueโ€ she say โ€œbut money canโ€™t buy happiness.โ€ And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say โ€œI was born in the wrong era.โ€ BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! Iโ€™m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish Iโ€™m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And itโ€™s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
80s, Bless Up, and Clock: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who
 is always carrying around his bookbag of
 toys and can always be found in the
 Pediatric Intensive Care Unit
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn
Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): Heโ€™d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like โ€œArenโ€™t you cold?โ€ And in a syrupy southern drawl he say โ€œmayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I donโ€™t git cold no mowar. ๐Ÿค โ€ He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. Iโ€™m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like โ€œjust makin sure yer old ladyโ€™s warm, sir ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?โ€ And Iโ€™m like โ€œwow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about yโ€™all, rednecks are amazing peopleโ€ and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. Iโ€™m like โ€œWOMAN! ITโ€™S SNOWING?โ€ And she like โ€œyou donโ€™t want steak then suit yourself Iโ€™M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AINโ€™T.โ€ And with that she retreat to the redneckโ€™s truck. โ€œBut baby,โ€ I said. โ€œWe got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things ๐Ÿ˜ฅ.โ€ โ€œThat might be trueโ€ she say โ€œbut money canโ€™t buy happiness.โ€ And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say โ€œI was born in the wrong era.โ€ BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! Iโ€™m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish Iโ€™m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And itโ€™s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): Heโ€™d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy b...