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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for “I’m choking” (also the international sign for “choke me daddy” 😬), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul 💕. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: “here is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai 😌.” But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ain’t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying “thank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return I’m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, that’s no way to live daddy 😌 here’s something that will give your leftovers better flavor 🤗.” Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now I’m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! That’s off the top! A man shouldn’t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it don’t hurt to be his mommy 🤗 TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion 😂 p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP 🤗😂

Men as I told y’all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Dating, Love, and Memes: 5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single @balleralert BeING SINGLe IS SMarrer THaN BeING IN THe WrONG ELaTIONSHIP Read More: www.balleralert.com 5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single for a while. That’s the perfect opportunity for you to learn more about yourself, even thing you didn’t realize while in a relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although there are so many things you can learn about yourself while being single, there are 5 important things to consider in no particular order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to be Single ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you are the type of person that likes to stay in a relationship, take the time to learn how to be single. Treat yourself by pampering, taking yourself to dinner, and just doing for you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Love Yourself ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re single, this is the perfect time to learn to love and appreciate yourself. When you know how to love yourself, you can show others how to love and treat you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you don’t know how to love and respect yourself, then how can you expect someone else to. Understand what you will tolerate and what you won’t tolerate. No need to put up with foolishness, especially since you don’t have to. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to Masturbate ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masturbating allows you to understand your body. What turns you on? Where are your hot spots? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No one truly knows your body better than you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing your body inside and out. You will appreciate it in the long run, especially when you finally decide to get back on the dating scene.... to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)
Dating, Love, and Memes: 5 Things You Learn About Yourself
 When You Are Single
 @balleralert
 BeING SINGLe IS
 SMarrer THaN BeING
 IN THe WrONG
 ELaTIONSHIP
 Read More: www.balleralert.com
5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being single for a while. That’s the perfect opportunity for you to learn more about yourself, even thing you didn’t realize while in a relationship. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Although there are so many things you can learn about yourself while being single, there are 5 important things to consider in no particular order. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to be Single ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you are the type of person that likes to stay in a relationship, take the time to learn how to be single. Treat yourself by pampering, taking yourself to dinner, and just doing for you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Love Yourself ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you’re single, this is the perfect time to learn to love and appreciate yourself. When you know how to love yourself, you can show others how to love and treat you. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you don’t know how to love and respect yourself, then how can you expect someone else to. Understand what you will tolerate and what you won’t tolerate. No need to put up with foolishness, especially since you don’t have to. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Learn to Masturbate ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masturbating allows you to understand your body. What turns you on? Where are your hot spots? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No one truly knows your body better than you. There’s nothing wrong with knowing your body inside and out. You will appreciate it in the long run, especially when you finally decide to get back on the dating scene.... to read more log on to BallerAlert.com (clickable link on profile)

5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Are Single -blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After being in a relationship for so long, there ...

Family, Instagram, and Ironic: Selena Quintanilla Will Receive Posthumous Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame @balleralert Selena Quintanilla Will Receive Posthumous Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ENews reports that Mexican-American icon SelenaQuintanilla will be receiving a posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Nov. 3. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Suzette Quintanilla, the late singer's sister, announced the news via social media. That same day, Selena will also receive another exciting honor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, actress, producer and Texas native EvaLongoria will be there to proclaim November 3rd as the official 'Selena Day' in the city of Los Angeles," wrote Suzette. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Suzette and the rest of the Quintanilla family will be present for the 6:30 PM ceremony. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Last year, Longoria took to Instagram to announce that she too would be receiving a star the same year as her idol. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In a heartfelt post Longoria wrote, "I could never have dreamed that one day I would receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But even more ironic is that the same year I receive my star, so does my idol, my inspiration, my fellow Tejana, my fellow Corpus Christi native, Selena Quintanilla. She was the reason I even dared to dream that a better life was possible. And that that life didn't have to distance you from where you came from," she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "So many people become famous and leave a place without ever crediting it with the role it played in shaping their lives. Selena was proud of being from Corpus Christi, Texas. And that made me proud to be from Corpus." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ She continued, "She blazed the way for all of us and I will be forever grateful to her for not only that but for the pure joy I felt when I got to see her perform. Her smile, her charisma, her beauty put every single person who watched her under a spell. Thank you, Selena. I know I will receive my star on the Walk of Fame because you dared to dream it first."
Family, Instagram, and Ironic: Selena Quintanilla Will Receive
 Posthumous Star on Hollywood
 Walk of Fame
 @balleralert
Selena Quintanilla Will Receive Posthumous Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ENews reports that Mexican-American icon SelenaQuintanilla will be receiving a posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Nov. 3. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Suzette Quintanilla, the late singer's sister, announced the news via social media. That same day, Selena will also receive another exciting honor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti, actress, producer and Texas native EvaLongoria will be there to proclaim November 3rd as the official 'Selena Day' in the city of Los Angeles," wrote Suzette. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Suzette and the rest of the Quintanilla family will be present for the 6:30 PM ceremony. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Last year, Longoria took to Instagram to announce that she too would be receiving a star the same year as her idol. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In a heartfelt post Longoria wrote, "I could never have dreamed that one day I would receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. But even more ironic is that the same year I receive my star, so does my idol, my inspiration, my fellow Tejana, my fellow Corpus Christi native, Selena Quintanilla. She was the reason I even dared to dream that a better life was possible. And that that life didn't have to distance you from where you came from," she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "So many people become famous and leave a place without ever crediting it with the role it played in shaping their lives. Selena was proud of being from Corpus Christi, Texas. And that made me proud to be from Corpus." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ She continued, "She blazed the way for all of us and I will be forever grateful to her for not only that but for the pure joy I felt when I got to see her perform. Her smile, her charisma, her beauty put every single person who watched her under a spell. Thank you, Selena. I know I will receive my star on the Walk of Fame because you dared to dream it first."

Selena Quintanilla Will Receive Posthumous Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ENews reports that Mexican-A...