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Abraham Lincoln, Arguing, and Beautiful: A aystaticphan darling phil Follow fancy broom Damn what eyeliner does she use Source: ethersmoon 310,468 notes IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln rhymes with Babe Lincoln just saying and the whole top hat thing really works if that's your type of kink plus my friend argued he had big feet which typically means his penis might be bigger too but idk I didn't check facts also if you rearrange the letters in George Washington's name you'll get the word "hoe" at some point (well I'm pro-hoe and all for reclaiming the word so I'm using my person definition and not the kind that means he sleep around) and he died before the first dinosaur was discovered so idk if I want someone who doesn't know about dinosaurs to be my daddy but also he was sterile and never had kids which would make sex easier and the founding father of the country idk I see it going towards him bc even my history teacher voted George (but he's biased bc he has the biggest bro-crush on him to the point where his wife (my history teacher from last year) rolls her eyes at the mention of him) but I'm still all Baberaham Lincoln my dudes - also, what's the cutest homecoming proposal you guys have seen so far? I've seen a bunch but my least favorite is "flowers are the second most beautiful thing can I take the first to hc" bc I've seen SEVEN of those so they're cute but really repetitive (but if you plan on using it you totally should bc I doubt you've had seven of those at your school and besides its such an adorable idea and anyone would be lucky to receive one like that) - how was your day?
Abraham Lincoln, Arguing, and Beautiful: A aystaticphan
 darling phil Follow
 fancy broom
 Damn what eyeliner does she use
 Source: ethersmoon
 310,468 notes
IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln rhymes with Babe Lincoln just saying and the whole top hat thing really works if that's your type of kink plus my friend argued he had big feet which typically means his penis might be bigger too but idk I didn't check facts also if you rearrange the letters in George Washington's name you'll get the word "hoe" at some point (well I'm pro-hoe and all for reclaiming the word so I'm using my person definition and not the kind that means he sleep around) and he died before the first dinosaur was discovered so idk if I want someone who doesn't know about dinosaurs to be my daddy but also he was sterile and never had kids which would make sex easier and the founding father of the country idk I see it going towards him bc even my history teacher voted George (but he's biased bc he has the biggest bro-crush on him to the point where his wife (my history teacher from last year) rolls her eyes at the mention of him) but I'm still all Baberaham Lincoln my dudes - also, what's the cutest homecoming proposal you guys have seen so far? I've seen a bunch but my least favorite is "flowers are the second most beautiful thing can I take the first to hc" bc I've seen SEVEN of those so they're cute but really repetitive (but if you plan on using it you totally should bc I doubt you've had seven of those at your school and besides its such an adorable idea and anyone would be lucky to receive one like that) - how was your day?

IMPORTANT QUESTION: who's more of a daddy, Abraham Lincoln or George Washington? I vote Abe bc there's gotta be a reason why Abe Lincoln rhy...