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Internet, Fuck, and Time: Nestlé CEO says: "Water is NOT a human right" Remember this next time, when you want to buy a Nestlé product again... MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV Wake the fuck up Internet, we got an idiot to burn

Books, Club, and Gif: 10:04 YOU MATCHEU 1 8/7/N 8/7/19 What's the book this month the instructions to the game Monopoly, but in german. YOU My German is pre-industrial and mostly religious Sent Type a message Send GIF Bio was ‘Just on here to start a book club, except I pick all the books and no one else is allowed to speak’

Bio was ‘Just on here to start a book club, except I pick all the books and no one else is allowed to speak’

Gif, Huh, and Lmao: 8/19 Mon 60% 01:38 PM age < Won' Judgr You ld get ua Shanice YOU MATCHED WITH SHANICE ON 8/18/19 Who needs a bio when your name already describes you perfectly. Oh her? Sha-nice Lmao age Won' (JYouHey ld get ua Yesterday 1:19 PM Неууу 9 What are you up to? age YouWatching sextuplets Won't ld get ua Yesterday 1:41 PM 20% on rotten tomatoes huh. If you're already this used to disappointment this is gonna work out perfectly Sent Send Type a message GIF Ha-disappoint

Ha-disappoint

Lol, Pizza, and Tinder: Want to order pizza? I don't eat cheese Crow of judgement For medical reasons lol Delivered You should have stated how weak your bloodline was in your tinder bio Crow of judgement

Crow of judgement

Fall, Fucking, and Google: Victory Today 12:23 a.m. This may sound like I'm fucking with you but I'm not. was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmexia. Google it if you want. Essentially, I don't get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure, but there is one stopgap I need constantly go warm my ears to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So I need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons Girl are you a gorila exhibit? Cause I wanna drop a baby in you tinderventure My bio says "send me your best and shittest pickup lines but don't tell me which one is which." I cant tell which is which

I cant tell which is which

Skyrim, Twitch, and Video Games: Me building a house for my Media saying video games Wite and kids in Skyrim cause violence WE LIVE ON TWITCH RN Come thru Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees LINK IN BIO

WE LIVE ON TWITCH RN Come thru Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees LINK IN BIO

Hello, Sorry, and American: Laura Today 2:20 AM Hello Laura! You look pretty fly! Today 3:06 AM Нey! Sorry if that opening pun was a little plane Np I was just winging it... So where are you from Haha I see none of those jokes really took off Her Bio said she worked for American Airlines

Her Bio said she worked for American Airlines

Gif, Try Me, and Power: 5:57 il LTE YOU MATCHED WIT N 7/20/19 How about you try me out;) Stats? 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% percent reason to remember the name + Sent I'm a little wet with that line Send Type a message GIF Her bio said “Trying it out”

Her bio said “Trying it out”

Gif, Hello, and Good: 10:59 AM llVerizon 94% Quinn Today Well hello Oh shoot clumsy and I dropped grab I'm so these. Can you help them? I'm not very good at pickup limes me Delivered Your message GIF Her bio asked for the cheesiest pickup lines

Her bio asked for the cheesiest pickup lines

Bad, Chill, and Tumblr: gingermaple: broadwaytheanimatedseries: tflatte: constable-nugget: arcanine-tamer: lebritanyarmor: donzo1234: fonzworthcutlass: the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Ok but look: I’m really screaming he was planning on eating the baby 😭 Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2) Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them How dare you snakes are better than most people i know Snakes are absolute babies! Babies

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Definitely, Dicks, and Gif: 62 % VIETTEL|bob 0 DI 18:02 Danes 17:45 Excuse me, can you please tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes? (my biggest asset, Sorry can't help flashing them They're definitely nice, but not your only asset. You're the whole package ;) Thanks :) what's your biggest asset I would like to say my sense of humor, but i feel that would be way too overconfident of me. So i'll just say.. my dick. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH Your bio lol Well the only difference between three dicks and a joke is that I cannot take a joke Napiši sporočilo ... GIF (c We caught one boys

We caught one boys

Definitely, Drinking, and Jesus: il T-Mobile Wi-Fi 11:38 PM 49% Chat Profile Something that's non-negotiable for me is Pineapple 1000% belongs on pizza I think I'm in love Today, 11:28 PM l'd definitely say the same but I don't see any pineapple on that slice of pizza in your last pi... Forgive me father for I have sinned Three hail Mary's and 1+ drinks with me What are we drinking? Water and hoping Jesus shows up and makes our night Send Send a message Bio says she’s catholic

Bio says she’s catholic

Guess, Mean, and Back: Ana Updated Bio BIO Back in my day, we would shoot the president if we didn't like him 15 HOURS AGO I mean I guess she’s right

I mean I guess she’s right

Blackpeopletwitter, Hungry, and Grindr: invisible turkey wraps @Erick_A... .1d Just found out Grindr isn't an app for upcoming hustlas M 21.4,696 11.8K 51 invisible turkey wraps @Erick_Akins Talso just realized in my bio I put "I'm young,hungry and tired of being at II the bottom." Reasonable misunderstanding 😅 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Reasonable misunderstanding 😅 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

College, Indianpeoplefacebook, and Traveller: f /LaughingColours JINKA COLLEGE GHAR SE 10 KM DOOR HAI LAUGHING Coleurs STE WO APNE BIO MEIN TRAVELLER LIKH SAKTE HAIN

Dank, Internet, and Memes: Nestlé CEO says: "Water is NOT a human right" Remember this next time, when you want to buy a Nestlé product again... MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1 22.003 BIO 302 SYSTEM SETUP NAV Wake the fuck up Internet, we got an idiot to burn We got an idiot to burn by ZenWuz MORE MEMES

We got an idiot to burn by ZenWuz MORE MEMES

Thot, Date, and Girl: completed your $0.69 charge request Inbox Venmo 17:50 V to me venmo You charged Thot Tax Transfer Date and Amount: Jul 10, 2019 PDT $0.69 Like Comment For every girl Ive seen thats had their venmo in their bio, Ive sent a THOT tax of $.69. Today someone finally paid up.

For every girl Ive seen thats had their venmo in their bio, Ive sent a THOT tax of $.69. Today someone finally paid up.

Ass, Fucking, and Gif: Tweet Sean McCarthy @SeanMick69 Replying to @holy_schnitt Maybe if you'd respect yourself and not wave your tits and ass around men would respect you too! And try not wearing makeup sometime like a natural look 1:05 AM Jul 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt does every ugly white guy have this exact response copy pasted from shared "I never get pussy support group" google doc Sean McCarthy @SeanMick69. 11h Replying to @holy_schnitt Maybe if you'd respect yourself and not wave your tits and ass around men would respect you too! And try not wearing makeup sometime we like a natural look 1:14 AM Jul 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 20.9K Likes 1.8K Retweets anicecoldbath: molothoo: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Took a peek at his profile for fun and I- of course he has MAGA in his bio lmao And always with the same avatar… They fucking love those sunglasses having his pronouns listed at the end knocked the breath out of me It’s hilarious that guys like this think it’s anyone’s fault other than their own that no woman wants to go out with them

anicecoldbath: molothoo: thatpettyblackgirl: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Took a peek at his profile for fun and I- of course he has MAGA...

Apparently, Hennessy, and Lean: MOTny 22 @ 78% lThree WiFi Call 00:18 READ MY BIO at READ MY BIO 12 kilometres away I'm not on here to find a relationship or date you men l already have a mans, but I know that suicide is the biggest killer of men under 50, if you're feeling suicidal or you're going through anything you can't handle. I'm all ears, I know it's hard to talk about these things. Don't bottle them up, whatever your struggles I want to know just SUPERLIKE ME if you need help and drop me a message, don't hurt yourself it's gonna be ok. There is a solution to every problem My anthem Hennessy & Sailor Moon Bladee, Yung Lean My top Spotify artists X Not everyone on tinder is a dick apparently

Not everyone on tinder is a dick apparently

Ass, Bad, and Bitch: Adam, 18 8 miles away I'm using my bio to rant anyways my aunt wanted me to make her Mac and cheese and I was like alright bet and then this trick ass bitch added almond milk instead of regular I wish y'all could smell how fucking bad it smells and it tastes like fucking ass and then has the audac- ity to complain that it tasted sweet like listen little girl you sabotaged it anyways thanks for coming to my ted talk How could she ever think of doing such a thing

How could she ever think of doing such a thing

Link, Irl, and Me IRL: jules @jewelaleu LINK IN BIO me_irl

me_irl

McDonalds, Live, and Dank Memes: T 3 My father 7 year old me ordering mcdonalds on my own ‪Ahhh‬ ‪We live rn come thru if you got nothing to do 😤‬ ‪Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees ‬LINK IN BIO

‪Ahhh‬ ‪We live rn come thru if you got nothing to do 😤‬ ‪Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees ‬LINK IN BIO

Iphone, Twitter, and Link: jules @jewelaleu LINK IN BIO EAE A 11:57 AM 2019-06-27 Twitter for iPhone 31.1K Retweets 91.5K Likes

Iphone, Twitter, and Link: jules @jewelaleu LINK IN BIO EAE A 11:57 AM 2019-06-27 Twitter for iPhone 31.1K Retweets 91.5K Likes Link in bio

Link in bio

Dude, Facts, and Life: Today 19:53 Okay how's this for something you don't know? There are planets that are not bound to orbit within our universe due to being knocked out of orbit within early development by asteroids or another planet. So these planets drift throughout space endlessly and eventually freeze due to lack of best from a star. If the planet is geothermal like ours and contain water the top of the ice can freeze but the heat of the core can actually keep some of the water liquid. These can theoretically support life so you can essentially have life on a "dead" planet floating th rough space. Pretty cool right? You got any cool facts? Dude wtf I just want dick Her bio said tell me something I dont know Think I might be doing this wrong

Her bio said tell me something I dont know Think I might be doing this wrong

Best, Ginger, and Secret: Colleen 21 If someone tells you a secret and says not to tell a soul, can you tell a ginger? SHARE WITH A FRIEND SEE WHAT THEY THINK OF COLLEEN Best bio I’ve seen in a while

Best bio I’ve seen in a while

Pregnant, Bio, and For: 24 12 miles away Pregnant with child. Don't swipe. Here to find the father of my child that left me. bio is not a joke. An A+ For Effort

An A+ For Effort

Facebook, Life, and Never: When your Facebook bio says "I punch nazis" but you've never even seen a nazi or punched anybody in your life.

Af, Bruh, and Crazy: 28%E 10:21 Did you swipe right cuz u were curious bout my bio honesty. i might be. please explain i know the men there weak af anyways Lol u know those punching bags in arcades? The ones where the harder u punch the more points u get BAHAHA YES Our school had ski tip to beat the high score GG up apex?? Type a message GIF 28%E10:21 up apex?? Lmfao it was prolly cuz the untain and nobody plays it Imfao Mhm at the gun barrel? Yaaaaa I WORKED THERE LOOOOLL get out of my face No way hlysht i did That's crazy haha what if u Type a message. GIF 29 % E 10:22 i did That's crazy haha what if u worked there while I was there i was up this year junuary DUDE WE WENT THERE IN JANUARY KILL ME Type a message G GIF Q' w E R T Y U Io P A SD F GH J KL Z X C V BNM ?123 English 30% 10:29 WHAT DATE It was from Jan 4-6 bruh i lived up there i worked the 6th Lmfao can I post this on r/tinder this is amazing LOL the only time we went to gunbarrel was on the 6th I can't believe this is happening AND YOU Go ON REDDIT Type a message my bio is second strongest man in Penticton

my bio is second strongest man in Penticton

Gif, Verizon, and Japan: O 87% 4:02 PM Verizon YOU MATCHED WITH G ON 6/21/19 your bio says japan. im assuming your japanese. im german and italian together we create the axis powers. and im wondering if you want to team up and take over the world. Sent Type a message Send GIF i thank hey i t qw e У и е O | j k gh f а S vb nm ZX C X 123 return space im going to hell

im going to hell

Ass, Definitely, and Dude: YOU EVER WALK IN A AND ASK YOURSELF STORE WHO BUYS ALL THIS BULLSHIT? LIKE SERIOUSLY, I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS! WATCH BIO-DOME. Quesadilla Maker? WHAT? ASSHOLE! DUMB FUTURE TM on DVD How'd that get on here? This is fucking tite SHORE I love this movie CaloDoKE APPLE'S CEO HAD A NICE LUNCH WITH THE FASCIST PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL YESTERDAY HATS PAULY YOU Get a damn skillet But look at you! .You can read your Mom's text without reaching in your pocket M DEFINITELY BUYING THIS SHIT This Fucking Thingo HEAR ME OUT, NOW GENDERED FOR SOME REASON BUTTHOLE WIPES Iget that you don't Wet-Ass Sandwiches THEY CALL THIS A HOVERBOARD? FUCKING really buy one of these from a store DUMB THAT'S SOME SHAMEFUL SHIT .Doesn't hover for shit ljust DUDE FUCK don't ARBY'S like Arby's WIPES GO TO HELL Fucking WALK idiot WHO ARE THESE FOR? 2019 TEENAGE STEPOIAD ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Ass, Dank, and Memes: When her entire page is squat vids
and ass pics and she has a bible verse
in her bio
FUCK
CARDIO
THOT
1994 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved
Thot BEGONE by Raynels
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Thot BEGONE by Raynels MORE MEMES

Ass, Thot, and Bible: When her entire page is squat vids
and ass pics and she has a bible verse
in her bio
FUCK
CARDIO
THOT
1994 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved
Thot BEGONE

Thot BEGONE

Ocean, Puppy, and Water: Puppy furious after ocean water destroys his sandcastle MICROTECH HYDRA VER 2.1 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV an ocean We've gotty to burn Damn Ocean

Damn Ocean

Kids, Girlfriends, and Keanu Reeves: Kids have crushes Men have girlfriends MICROTECH HYDRA VER. 2.1 : 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV Keanu Reeves has a city to burn

Fucking, Head, and Drive: 4GE 60% 8:54 Kathren, 24 16 miles away Just a girl looking for someone to drive me around while I stick my head out the window and demolish mailboxes with my fucking head. X The bio sealed the deal.

The bio sealed the deal.

Shit, Sorry, and Wanted: Emily, 21 University of North Dakota sorry to get all *kinky* and shit but if someone wanted to maybe hold my hand that'd be tight X Quality bio

Quality bio

Brooklyn Nets, Kyrie Irving, and Brooklyn: CELTICS BIO SPALDING Kyrie Irving is "prepared" to sign with the Brooklyn Nets this offseason, per Boston Herald

Kyrie Irving is "prepared" to sign with the Brooklyn Nets this offseason, per Boston Herald

Gif, Verizon, and Wow: Verizon 2:19 PM 7 18% Maria YOU MATCHED WITH MARIA ON 6/13/19 roses are wow violets are wow you are wOw WOW Sent Such poetry, much romantic Wow Send Type a message GIF She mentioned Shiba Inus in her bio. I knew exactly what to do.

She mentioned Shiba Inus in her bio. I knew exactly what to do.

Children, News, and Brooklyn: US.News ,WOR Rankings News M.M.R. MEASLES, MUMPS, RUBELLA VACCINE ncutancoue inicetion NYC Officials Ban Unvaccinated Children From Brooklyn Schools BIO 302 MICROTECH HYDRA VER. 2.1:22.003 SYSTEM SETLP NAV We've got a city to praise Goths be praised

Goths be praised

Food, Mom, and Hydra: Mom: "Eat your food, it's not that hot." The food: MICROTECH HYDRA VER. 2.1 22.003 BIO 302 SYSTEM SETUP NAV Delicious, finally some real fuckin’ food

Delicious, finally some real fuckin’ food

News, Capital, and Got: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn For legal reasons thats a joke

For legal reasons thats a joke

Definitely, Dogs, and House: JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIKE ALOT OF DOGS IN HERE MICROTECH HYDRA VER 2122.003 BIO 302 YSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a house to visit We definitely have a house to visit

We definitely have a house to visit

Definitely, Dogs, and House: JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIKE ALOT OF DOGS IN HERE MICROTECH HYDRA VER 2122.003 BIO 302 YSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a house to visit We definitely have a house to visit via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WvpGWr

We definitely have a house to visit via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WvpGWr

Instagram, Queen, and Mind: CAVIAR AND CIGARETTES, WELL VERSED IN ETIQUETTE, EXTRAORDINARILY NICE, SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN * me kill softly acatharticmemefairy deanna on Instagram: “guaranteed to blow your mind . . . anytimeeeeeeee. (playlist linked in my bio). i’ve never made a moodboard like this, but i think i turned…”

deanna on Instagram: “guaranteed to blow your mind . . . anytimeeeeeeee. (playlist linked in my bio). i’ve never made a moodboard like this,...

News, Best, and Capital: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn Dog are the best

Dog are the best

Dank, Memes, and News: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn Dog are the best by bigdimitri MORE MEMES

Dog are the best by bigdimitri MORE MEMES

Gif, Lol, and Tits: lan Sunday 8:05 PM Great bio Today 9:59 AM Great face Today 12:57 PM Lol thanks. Fantastic tits Today 1:31 PM Show me your dick so i can tell you if its fantastic or not It's deff not fantastic looking I can use it decently tho Today 1:56 PM I like that youre not over selling yourself. Lets fuck. Sent Type a message... GIF Honesty is better than a good looking dick anyways.

Honesty is better than a good looking dick anyways.

Funny, Instagram, and Mood: grantgills Grant R Douglas @grantgills An actual event I witnessed today: Middle aged white woman: *drops coffee* Middle aged white woman: oh man. That is...that's...how-how do they say it Jim? That's my mood! That is my mood! Jim, text Connor! 8/18/18, 17:14 nthn27 Me approaching 30 And Now For The Weather...Jim? on Instagram: “Me | (Check link in bio!) #funnyfriday #funnytumblr #tumblr #funny #tumblrtextpost #funnytumblrtextpost #funny #haha #humor #hilarious”

And Now For The Weather...Jim? on Instagram: “Me | (Check link in bio!) #funnyfriday #funnytumblr #tumblr #funny #tumblrtextpost #funnytumbl...

Rebellion, Teen, and Wind: When people have "I probably don't like you" in their bio Oh, the frigid wind of teen rebellion.

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