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Brooklyn Nets, Kyrie Irving, and Brooklyn: CELTICS BIO SPALDING Kyrie Irving is "prepared" to sign with the Brooklyn Nets this offseason, per Boston Herald

Kyrie Irving is "prepared" to sign with the Brooklyn Nets this offseason, per Boston Herald

Children, News, and Brooklyn: US.News ,WOR Rankings News M.M.R. MEASLES, MUMPS, RUBELLA VACCINE ncutancoue inicetion NYC Officials Ban Unvaccinated Children From Brooklyn Schools BIO 302 MICROTECH HYDRA VER. 2.1:22.003 SYSTEM SETLP NAV We've got a city to praise Goths be praised

Goths be praised

Food, Mom, and Hydra: Mom: "Eat your food, it's not that hot." The food: MICROTECH HYDRA VER. 2.1 22.003 BIO 302 SYSTEM SETUP NAV Delicious, finally some real fuckin’ food

Delicious, finally some real fuckin’ food

News, Capital, and Got: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn For legal reasons thats a joke

For legal reasons thats a joke

Definitely, Dogs, and House: JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIKE ALOT OF DOGS IN HERE MICROTECH HYDRA VER 2122.003 BIO 302 YSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a house to visit We definitely have a house to visit

We definitely have a house to visit

Definitely, Dogs, and House: JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE'S LIKE ALOT OF DOGS IN HERE MICROTECH HYDRA VER 2122.003 BIO 302 YSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a house to visit We definitely have a house to visit via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WvpGWr

We definitely have a house to visit via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2WvpGWr

Instagram, Queen, and Mind: CAVIAR AND CIGARETTES, WELL VERSED IN ETIQUETTE, EXTRAORDINARILY NICE, SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN * me kill softly acatharticmemefairy deanna on Instagram: “guaranteed to blow your mind . . . anytimeeeeeeee. (playlist linked in my bio). i’ve never made a moodboard like this, but i think i turned…”

deanna on Instagram: “guaranteed to blow your mind . . . anytimeeeeeeee. (playlist linked in my bio). i’ve never made a moodboard like this,...

News, Best, and Capital: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn Dog are the best

Dog are the best

Dank, Memes, and News: NEWS Iran's capital bans dog walking in public in effort to discourage dog ownership 7:39pm | Updated By Emily Jacobs January 29, 2019 MICROTECH HYORA VER. 2.1: 22.003 BIO 30:2 SYSTEM SETUP NAV We've got a city to burn Dog are the best by bigdimitri MORE MEMES

Dog are the best by bigdimitri MORE MEMES

Gif, Lol, and Tits: lan Sunday 8:05 PM Great bio Today 9:59 AM Great face Today 12:57 PM Lol thanks. Fantastic tits Today 1:31 PM Show me your dick so i can tell you if its fantastic or not It's deff not fantastic looking I can use it decently tho Today 1:56 PM I like that youre not over selling yourself. Lets fuck. Sent Type a message... GIF Honesty is better than a good looking dick anyways.

Honesty is better than a good looking dick anyways.

Funny, Instagram, and Mood: grantgills Grant R Douglas @grantgills An actual event I witnessed today: Middle aged white woman: *drops coffee* Middle aged white woman: oh man. That is...that's...how-how do they say it Jim? That's my mood! That is my mood! Jim, text Connor! 8/18/18, 17:14 nthn27 Me approaching 30 And Now For The Weather...Jim? on Instagram: “Me | (Check link in bio!) #funnyfriday #funnytumblr #tumblr #funny #tumblrtextpost #funnytumblrtextpost #funny #haha #humor #hilarious”

And Now For The Weather...Jim? on Instagram: “Me | (Check link in bio!) #funnyfriday #funnytumblr #tumblr #funny #tumblrtextpost #funnytumbl...

Rebellion, Teen, and Wind: When people have "I probably don't like you" in their bio Oh, the frigid wind of teen rebellion.

Queen, Girl, and Match: Felicia, 26 If you want a whore, buy one If you want a queen, earn her Vandaag 20:05 So, how much do you charge? Fifth time I match with a girl with this bio (quoting Cersei).

Fifth time I match with a girl with this bio (quoting Cersei).

Girl, Hope, and All The: Nat @Jablonski023 This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit Nik @AmoNickk i hope they get married I hope they both passed.

I hope they both passed.

Girl, Hope, and All The: Nat @Jablonski023 This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit Nik @AmoNickk i hope they get married I hope they both passed.

I hope they both passed.

Cute, God, and Life: Cute first date ideas I have: -Watching the sunset, eating ice cream and talking about life -Taking a leisurely stroll through a nature trail -Summoning the Dread God Nyarlathotep and combining our powers to defeat him and seal him away in the Shadow Realm forever, finally ending his reign of terror -Having a picnic at the beach Rate my bio

Rate my bio

At&t, Cool, and Today: l AT&T LTE 7:12 PM Sydney YOU MATCHED WITH SYDNEY ON 5/22/19 I'll admit, I'm very nerdy Today 7:04 PM cool cool This is moving too fast I don't think I've ever gotten this far before Sent Her bio said she was really into nerdy guys

Her bio said she was really into nerdy guys

Cheating, Dank, and Energy: MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo I had a fantastic bio professor that talked about cheating one day and he said, " never cheated in school. Not because I was so moral, I just thought if I didn't know the answer there's no way anyone else did." And that's the energy I've tried to carry ever since then.

Cheating, Energy, and School: MehGyver @AndrewNadeauo Ihad a fantastic bio professor that talked about cheating one day and he said, "I never cheated in school. Not because I was so moral, I just thought if I didn't know the answer there's no way anyone else did And that's the energy I've tried to carry ever since then. Cheating

Cheating

Gif, Honeymoon, and Life: Messages .ll LTE 8:06 PM Skyler Yesterday When you get married will you fistfight your wife to see who wears the pants first? Today I'm a happy wife happy life type of guy, she can wear the pants If you got married and then fistfought your wife l think that's technically domestic abuse so I appreciate your pacifism I'll save my fists for something else during the honeymoon Delivered And they say chivalry is dead! Your mess Send GIF My bio is “Looking to either get married or fist fight”

My bio is “Looking to either get married or fist fight”

Facebook, Memes, and facebook.com: Having a philosophical quote in your bio doesn't automatically mean that you're a deep individual CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classidelartmemes

Dogs, Love, and Pizza: Dominic 24 less than a mile away Let me guess. You love traveling, dogs, and pizza. You're not looking for hookups. You're "feeling personally attacked rn". 03 Absolutely wild how well this bio has worked

Absolutely wild how well this bio has worked

Fire, Gif, and The Last Airbender: 11 4.1 38% 10:12 PM Today 10:10 PM Can I interest you in an avatar themed pickup line there's nothing better ldk about fire or air, but l'd like to master bending you over a table ok so basically let's get married Type a message... GIF Her bio said she liked Avatar The Last Airbender

Her bio said she liked Avatar The Last Airbender

Dad, Love, and Sexy: 1.472% 1 1 :06 PM James, 29 16 miles away I'm the kind of guy you can take home to meet your mother. She'll think I'm charming, kind...and a bit sexy. She falls in love with me... i think i feel the same way. We get married. I'm your step-dad now.I confront you, "young lady, why do you have a Tinder account?" You are now grounded. SHARE JAMES'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS When I told him his bio made me laugh he said: my only other match called me a mother fucker, I told her I could be if we met but that didnt impress her

When I told him his bio made me laugh he said: my only other match called me a mother fucker, I told her I could be if we met but that didnt...

Ftw, Instagram, and Tattoos: ftw 69 A. PERAY aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5MnFb6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=77fap94eu283

aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5Mn...

Ftw, Instagram, and Tattoos: ftw 69 A. PERAY aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5MnFb6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=77fap94eu283

aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5Mn...

Ftw, Instagram, and Tattoos: ftw 69 A. PERAY aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5MnFb6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_shareigshid=77fap94eu283

aperrytattooer:New flash set of 4 done. Link in bio if you’d like to buy it. (at The Gentlemen Tattoos)https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8NU5Mn...

Ass, Beard, and Bitch: bodega D E You gotta be 6ft+ to fuck with me bodega D You lucky if my mean ass like you bodega D If your to me* r beard doesn't connect don't talk bodega D any bitch who tweets a song lyric with their pic* Niggas can't even last more than 2 rounds I always smoke for free" If he buys me a drink he has to buy my friend one too bodega D Cash app in bio That ass aint right, I tell you hwat. by Rolloverbeethoven93 MORE MEMES

That ass aint right, I tell you hwat. by Rolloverbeethoven93 MORE MEMES

College, Shoes, and Taken: Bryanna Hall @bryannahall5 Follow My fav college memory has to be the time l woke up in a panic bc I'd overslept my bio final & ran out of my dorm in tears w/out shoes socks or a backpack only to get halfway there & realize I'd already taken my final & gone home to take a nap.

Dank, Best, and Bible: BIBLE Gray Sexual Or Fx****g under the covers, lights off, one position Lewis Capaldi wasn't best pleased with this bio he found for himself 😂😂

Lewis Capaldi wasn't best pleased with this bio he found for himself 😂😂

Fake, Lmao, and Link: will_ent @scamful me: i hate fake bitches *looks in mirror* me: except for you sis Xoxo 63,114 likes will_ent Lmao ♡ follow me for more // @portialina ♡ Also go sub to my YT channel (link in bio) ♡

♡ follow me for more // @portialina ♡ Also go sub to my YT channel (link in bio) ♡

God, Sorry, and Live: God 0427 imagine getting jumped by some Canadians and one of them say "I'm so sorry aboot this eh" 4:30 PM-10 Dec 2018 tal Canadian English I'm so sorry aboot this eh Turn that nigga into syrup ‪WE LIVE‬ ‪come on through‬ ‪Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees ‬LINK IN BIO

‪WE LIVE‬ ‪come on through‬ ‪Twitch.tv/SavinTheBees ‬LINK IN BIO

Fast Food, Food, and McDonalds: "l work at McDonalds" 35 "I have a part- time job in fast food" "I handle transactions for a multi-billion-dollar company and industry on a daily basis and help provide around $2 billion to the US economy each year" mY tInDeR bIo

mY tInDeR bIo

Fucking, Instagram, and Tinder: Cate Larochelle @CaitlinLaro Redownloaded tinder and the first guys bio read: " identify as "mail" cause all i do is fucking send it" and now i remember why i deleted it Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

Fucking, Tinder, and Twitter: Cate Larochelle @CaitlinLaro Redownloaded tinder and the first guys bio read: "l identify as "mail" cause all i do is fucking send it" and now i remember why i deleted it Credit and consent: @CaitlinLaro on Twitter

Credit and consent: @CaitlinLaro on Twitter

Dank, Lol, and Memes: Want to order pizza? I don't eat cheese Crow of judgement For medical reasons lol Delivered You should have stated how weak your bloodline was in your tinder bio testing by butthole104 MORE MEMES

testing by butthole104 MORE MEMES

Love, Tumblr, and Blog: Me - Chemistry is so interesting. Man, I love chemistry Chemistry 5 8 53 BIO Oxygen 15.999 Boron lodine 10.81 126.90 92 31 39 U Ga Y Gallium 69.723 Uranium Yttrium 238.029 88.906 newtonpermetersquare: Why chemistry makes me depressed

newtonpermetersquare: Why chemistry makes me depressed

Candy, Doctor, and Family: 11:37 v Apollo Krista YOU MATCHED WITH KRISTA ON 3/30/19 Hey listen I'm no doctor, not yet at least. But if you taste like candy you might have acute febrile neutrophilic dermatosis. Not necessarily dangerous but it could be a symptom of bowel cancer. Lol ur funny daddy And now I am someone's Father. If u wanna be Kids are expensive Krista. Do you think we can financially support a family? I want u to financially support me while I pleasure u I feel like we're not on the same page Sent GIF Type a message Send Her bio said that her skin tasted like candy 🍭 I was concerned, and then things escalated.

Her bio said that her skin tasted like candy 🍭 I was concerned, and then things escalated.

Beautiful, Gif, and Life: Alright so I'm already talking to a girl so I don't wanna pretend I'm open rn But girl you are beautiful and don't ever think you need Tinder to be appreciated. I for one know this well Live your life to the fullest and don't apologize for being you. Best of luck! this was nice, thank you!! No problem have a great night! Sent GIF Type a message Send Started to talk to a really awesome girl but saw that this person had a rather sad bio. Having felt unwanted too I wanted to make sure they knew they don’t need Tinder to feel happy. Hope this helps anyone else.

Started to talk to a really awesome girl but saw that this person had a rather sad bio. Having felt unwanted too I wanted to make sure they ...

Ass, Family, and Love: Claudia, 26 O 8 km away French Canadian Imagine this, you log onto Tinder. See a decent girl, maybe a 7/10. You're unsure about which way to swipe but you read her bio. You like it, it's captivating. Fuck it, you swipe right, BOOM! You match, you start talking, she listens, she cares. You bring her home for the holidays Your family loves her. A couple years pass. You get married. You found love in a hopeless place. Cool story right? Well, this is not going to happen, but I can let you fuck me in the ass!

Birthday, Scooby Doo, and Vegan: YOU MATCHED WITH J ON 3/24/19 Alrighty. U know i had to message u...lemme hear this cult pitch pls Today 11:16 AM It's kind of a once a year thing, so on my birthday we're all gonna dress up in black robes and hoods and trade yugioh cards. painted my duel disk black too because I'm the leader. Then my mom is making vegan cupcakes and we're watching Scooby doo 2 Sent Type a message Send My bio says I’m an aspiring cult leader 👁👄👁

My bio says I’m an aspiring cult leader 👁👄👁

Soon..., Good, and Stuff: Saturday 6:08 pm Your bio is probably the funniest I've see I a long time! Well done Out tonight for Paddy's? Saturday 6:50 pm Nah sick Disaster! What's wrong with you? I'm not kissing you if you have the flu! Viral infection Noice! Two messages in and we're already getting to the good stuff! Saturday 7:34 pm Hopefully you'll be inside my good stuff soon Straight to the good stuff

Straight to the good stuff

Dicks, Fucking, and Gif: 6:15 E Matt Matt Sat, Jan 19, 8:41 AM all of my exes have been amputees finally, a man who has what I need yeah, does this mean we can finally fistfight? Yeah and I also have a penis! Is that all I am to you oh... uh... this isn't gonna work out. I'm sorry. I'm allergic to genitals A fucking punching bag Mines actually hypo-allergenic Ok let's do it ah, one of those fancy purebred dicks see Sat, Jan 19, 9:50 AM I mean, the other option is we get married. or both Sat, Jan 19, 10:36 AM I've got the papers and everything on Whatever works long as I can brag to the boys that I fisted a girl ugh my #1 and #2 kinks are being fisted and being knocked the fuck out is it well trained though? I know so many purebred dick owners who don't bother to keep their dicks in check Well what do you know Oh it understands discipline I have two hands baby l beat it almost every day GIF Type a message GIF Type a message My bio says looking to either get married or fistfight.

My bio says looking to either get married or fistfight.

Funny, Yeah, and Dirty: LTE.i 70% 2:29 PM Maddie Thursday 8:46 PM Super like was for my dog im guessing? Thursday 9:30 PM And the bio Sunday 1:04 PM Oh i know im so funny Sunday 3:54 PM Make me laugh and I'll suck you off Monday 9:41 AM What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. Monday 10:06 AM l've heard it before you didn't even give me time to answer it Monday 9:51 PM Ugh i guess i lose then Today 8:57 AM 'll give you a second chance What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean. Today 12:06 PM Okay yeah when and where Never give up.

Never give up.

Ass, Disappointed, and Lol: Imari YOU MAICHED WI IH IMAKI UN 3/9119 You remind me of Amari Cooper. Not sure why Today 10:31 PM A guy? Okay. Today 10:50 PM Something about your name. I can't peg it tho Issa joke My b Hey you swiped right don't be disappointed and start saying '' cause someone is tryna make a playful conversation based of your non existent bio. Not my fault John Gruden wanted to send yo ass to Dallas Things got worse but ima keep it to this lol. If you don’t have a bio what else you expect me to do?

Things got worse but ima keep it to this lol. If you don’t have a bio what else you expect me to do?

Girl, Wedding, and Hope: This girl in my bio lecture fell asleep and the guy beside her took her clicker and answered all the question so she still got credit hope they get married Start the wedding planning

Start the wedding planning

Anaconda, Memes, and Mercedes: Pure White Gold Mercedes Benz Owned by an oil billionaire in Abu Dhabi, The car is made using 18k white gold and has stunning features such as the newly developed V10 quad turbo with 1,600 horsepower and 2800 nm of torque O-100 km/h in less than 2 seconds, 1/4 mile in 6.89 seconds running on bio fuel

Pt-Br (Brazilian Portuguese), International, and Dia: PAINHO, QUAL E O PAPEL DO HOMEM? TRABALHAR DURO BOTAR COMIDA NA MESA, MANDAR NA CASA. APOIS QUANDO EU CRESCER QUERO SER HOMEM QUE NEM MAINHA O papel do homem é o mermo da mulher, Seu Bio! Somos e devemos ser todos iguais independente do gênero. Feliz dia da Mulher 🌹

O papel do homem é o mermo da mulher, Seu Bio! Somos e devemos ser todos iguais independente do gênero. Feliz dia da Mulher 🌹

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