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Ass, Bitch, and Finals: File: panic png (120 KB, 216x211) Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)01:06:32 No.585948756 Childhood stories thread >be me in highschool >freshman year taking finals about to take bio finals steacher gives us hot chocolate before we take the finals >the bitch knows I'm lactose intolerant but he makes me drink mine anyways fast forward in the middle of bio finals >feel the shitstorm brewing ask the teacher if I could use the bathroonm "Is it an emergency, anon?" PANIC stell him that if I don't use the bathroom then everyone will become brown >he lets me go run as fast as I can, don't even take a hall pass >plop my ass down on the toilet >giant shit comes Shave to tap into my primal forces to push it out Sit's like giving birth >I tap into my primal forces and let out this bestial scream >get erect from the pure primal power >shitlog goes into toilet >abe lincoln could make his entire house out of that log the true storm comes >diarrhea sprays everywhere at 88mph swe had no stalls since we were ghetto as fuck >spray of shit goes throughout the room and ricochets off the walls teacher comes in sees me spraying shit everywhere while fully erect "ANON WHAT THE FUCK" l then scream at him without even thinking >TYOU GAVE ME HOT CHOCOLATE" "NOW I MUST GIVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE" >spray shit everywhere at near the speed of light >shit ricochets off walls and onto teacher She vomits violently >other teachers and staff come in to see what's happening sthey all get blasted with shit teachers' faces when >this event became known as "The Brown Man Dance" >people call me the shitstorm >never had hot chocolate again
Ass, Bitch, and Finals: File: panic png (120 KB, 216x211)
 Anonymous 12/18/14(Thu)01:06:32 No.585948756
 Childhood stories thread
 >be me in highschool
 >freshman year
 taking finals
 about to take bio finals
 steacher gives us hot chocolate before we take the finals
 >the bitch knows I'm lactose intolerant but he makes me drink mine anyways
 fast forward
 in the middle of bio finals
 >feel the shitstorm brewing
 ask the teacher if I could use the bathroonm
 "Is it an emergency, anon?"
 PANIC
 stell him that if I don't use the bathroom then everyone will become brown
 >he lets me go
 run as fast as I can, don't even take a hall pass
 >plop my ass down on the toilet
 >giant shit comes
 Shave to tap into my primal forces to push it out
 Sit's like giving birth
 >I tap into my primal forces and let out this bestial scream
 >get erect from the pure primal power
 >shitlog goes into toilet
 >abe lincoln could make his entire house out of that log
 the true storm comes
 >diarrhea sprays everywhere at 88mph
 swe had no stalls since we were ghetto as fuck
 >spray of shit goes throughout the room and ricochets off the walls
 teacher comes in
 sees me spraying shit everywhere while fully erect
 "ANON WHAT THE FUCK"
 l then scream at him without even thinking
 >TYOU GAVE ME HOT CHOCOLATE"
 "NOW I MUST GIVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE"
 >spray shit everywhere at near the speed of light
 >shit ricochets off walls and onto teacher
 She vomits violently
 >other teachers and staff come in to see what's happening
 sthey all get blasted with shit
 teachers' faces when
 >this event became known as "The Brown Man Dance"
 >people call me the shitstorm
 >never had hot chocolate again
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 Like THC, Cannabidiol (CBD) reduces pain and
 inflammation. Unlike THC, it is non-psychoactive, so patients
 are able to remain clear headed and alert.
 "Cannabis is the single most versatile herbal remedy, and the
 most useful plant on Earth. No other single plant contains as
 wide a range of medically active herbal constituents."
 - Dr Ethan Russo, Cannabinoid Research Institute
This is probably the number one or two reason why people fall in love with my oil. Anxiety, Stress and Pain, Inflammation are conditions many of us face and there are probably a few other conditions like sleeping disorders that many of us face. - What really separates our from others is the amount of CBD and the full spectrum of cannabinoids you get per drop - bottle than every brand on the market... while remaining the highest quality. We have 90% CBD in our oils with an additional 10% of all other cannabinoids. Everything is certified organic, non gmo, tested for over 200 pesticides and grown with the power of the sun (no artificial lighting). - If you have any questions or concerns please feel free to ask them. I have plenty of information and positive affirmations of CBD success stories in my IG Story History. We also have over 6,000 reviews on www.nuleafnaturals.com-reviews website. You can purchase the oil directly through my website (link in bio) https:-meetingoftheminds.events-product-category-cbd- - My products are always on sale. Ranging from 20-30% off. I can always hook you up on bulk sale purchases. And if you are looking to buy ALOT of CBD like over 1,000ML i can also do that. Usually thatโ€™s for people who want to make their goods, infuse it with other products - foods or even rebrand it for their own company. I also have wholesale pricing for those who are looking to buy full or half cases.

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