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Basketball, Dad, and Dumb: <p><a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/162267664014/libertarirynn-so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162267492114/so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at-some-bios-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>So I’m going to take my crack at some bios for these new Ken dolls.</p> <p>First there’s Jayveon. His friends call him Jay. He’s a star forward on the high school basketball team and has a new girlfriend every week but there are rumors that he might be lowkey gay.</p> <p>Then there’s Mark. Huge Bernie Bro. He frequents the local artisan free trade coffee shop and drinks French press while blogging on his MacBook Pro.</p> <p>Next up is Carlos. His talents include playing soccer and picking up girls. He loves to say dumb things in Spanish because most girls think it’s the sexiest thing they’ve ever heard.</p> <p>Then we have Justin, lifeguard at the local pool. Major tool but he does have a girlfriend named Stephanie and he likes to hang out at her dad’s Lakehouse.</p> <p>Dontaveous is a real enterprising type. Wears dress shirts and ties to class and sometimes glasses even though people say he doesn’t really need them. He dates a white girl.</p> <p>And finally, Chad. He’s the essence of the basic white boy. His dad’s a lawyer and his mom is a socialite. His parents frequently leave for the weekend and he throws parties at his house that are absolutely the place to be. He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he thinks.</p> </blockquote> <p>tag yourself i’m JayveonΒ </p></blockquote>
Basketball, Dad, and Dumb: <p><a href="https://feanorus-rex.tumblr.com/post/162267664014/libertarirynn-so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at" class="tumblr_blog">feanorus-rex</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/162267492114/so-im-going-to-take-my-crack-at-some-bios-for" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>So I’m going to take my crack at some bios for these new Ken dolls.</p>

<p>First there’s Jayveon. His friends call him Jay. He’s a star forward on the high school basketball team and has a new girlfriend every week but there are rumors that he might be lowkey gay.</p>

<p>Then there’s Mark. Huge Bernie Bro. He frequents the local artisan free trade coffee shop and drinks French press while blogging on his MacBook Pro.</p>

<p>Next up is Carlos. His talents include playing soccer and picking up girls. He loves to say dumb things in Spanish because most girls think it’s the sexiest thing they’ve ever heard.</p>

<p>Then we have Justin, lifeguard at the local pool. Major tool but he does have a girlfriend named Stephanie and he likes to hang out at her dad’s Lakehouse.</p>

<p>Dontaveous is a real enterprising type. Wears dress shirts and ties to class and sometimes glasses even though people say he doesn’t really need them. He dates a white girl.</p>

<p>And finally, Chad. He’s the essence of the basic white boy. His dad’s a lawyer and his mom is a socialite. His parents frequently leave for the weekend and he throws parties at his house that are absolutely the place to be. He doesn’t hold his liquor as well as he thinks.</p>
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<p>tag yourself i’m JayveonΒ </p></blockquote>

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