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    birdie: Poor little birdie :( by PK_dream
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    birdie: Good birdie by TheREAL_BoiBoi
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    birdie: Keep your eye on the birdie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    birdie: zornsable:
reversingyourpolarity:

elidyce:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

Nope.
Went there.
Parrots tried to take our car.
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.
There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started. 
I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool. 
Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots. 

Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled. 

They did lose the Emu War, after all.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: zornsable:
reversingyourpolarity:

elidyce:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

Nope.
Went there.
Parrots tried to take our car.
Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

Interesting thing about magpies - they’re not great at identifying individual humans visually, but if you make yourself identifiable in some way they’re usually open to reason. We used to have some very aggressive swoopers in our back yard - as soon as they realised that the humans *inside* the fence never bothered them and were the source of the delicious compost heap, they turned into flying black and white guard dogs who would viciously assault any passing stranger but never bothered anyone inside the yard. Several times they swooped at us when we approached from outside, then when we walked into the yard they would pull up and act incredibly apologetic like sorry ma’am I had no idea it was you I would never please don’t stop stocking the food pile.
There was another little group of magpies in the park who would attack any solo pedestrian but never bothered anyone walking a dog or pushing a pram, because apparently those were identifiable traits indicating a non-threatening human. In the spirit of inquiry, I started going out of my way to be polite to the magpies - carefully walking a wide arc around them when they were on the ground, etc - and emitting an identifiable call of ‘hello birdie’ before swooping season started. 
I spent the next ten years crossing that park at least once a day and as long as I turned at the first flutter of wings and said ‘hello birdie’ to the magpie waiting to attack as soon as my back was turned, I was fine. Every time, the magpie would stare at me for a minute and then fly off to harass some other pedestrian because apparently the magpies and I, we were cool. 
Parrots are a lot less open to negotiation, and the little bastards travel in flocks. Beware the parrots. 

Australia: the only country where it is necessary to sign a peace treaty with the birds in order to stay unmangled. 

They did lose the Emu War, after all.

                
            

            
            
zornsable:
reversingyourpolarity:

elidyce:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

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    birdie: SPACE
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space-birdie:

I made a outfit meme thing! send me a character and an outfit and I’ll draw em!feel free to reblog if you wanna do it too :
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: SPACE
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 A B CD
 CUTE
 I'm a
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space-birdie:

I made a outfit meme thing! send me a character and an outfit and I’ll draw em!feel free to reblog if you wanna do it too :
                
            

            
            
space-birdie:

I made a outfit meme thing! send me a character and an outfit and I’ll draw em!feel free to reblog if you wanna do it too :

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    birdie: natalianman:

hey birdie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: natalianman:

hey birdie
                
            

            
            
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hey birdie

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    birdie: C-
 Warmer than average over an arbitrary period of time that is a tiny fraction of the age of Earth. It has been warmer
 before
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 6 points 4 hours ago
 How do you know? By what method did you come to obtain this information? Don't tell me it was the exact same
 scientists who also say the earth is getting warmer, although they're the only ones researching it. Did a little birdie tell
 you?
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 I know because I bother to educate myself on topics before spouting an opinion
 Did a little birdie tell you?
 Your ignorance is appalling, and made worse by your arrogance
 https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11647-climate-myths-its-been-far-warmer-in-the-past-whats-the-big-deal/
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 33 points an hour ago
 You obviously did not read the article beyond the title. Next time try to actually educate yourself
 From your article: "The important question is what is causing the current, rapid warming? We cannot dismiss it as
 natural variation just because the planet has been warmer at various times in the past. Many studies suggest it can
 only be explained by taking into account human activity. Nor does the fact that it has been warmer in the past mean
 that future warming is nothing to worry about. The sea level has been tens of metres higher during past warm
 periods, enough to submerge most major cities around the world"
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/174003946028/this-guy-bothers-to-educate-himselfby-only" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy bothers to educate himself…by only reading the titles of articles</p></blockquote>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: C-
 Warmer than average over an arbitrary period of time that is a tiny fraction of the age of Earth. It has been warmer
 before
 permalink embed save report give goldreply
 -92 points 4 hours ago
 6 points 4 hours ago
 How do you know? By what method did you come to obtain this information? Don't tell me it was the exact same
 scientists who also say the earth is getting warmer, although they're the only ones researching it. Did a little birdie tell
 you?
 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply
 1 5-I
 38 points 2 hours ago
 I know because I bother to educate myself on topics before spouting an opinion
 Did a little birdie tell you?
 Your ignorance is appalling, and made worse by your arrogance
 https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn11647-climate-myths-its-been-far-warmer-in-the-past-whats-the-big-deal/
 perma
 link embed save
 parent report give
 gold reply
 T E-I
 33 points an hour ago
 You obviously did not read the article beyond the title. Next time try to actually educate yourself
 From your article: "The important question is what is causing the current, rapid warming? We cannot dismiss it as
 natural variation just because the planet has been warmer at various times in the past. Many studies suggest it can
 only be explained by taking into account human activity. Nor does the fact that it has been warmer in the past mean
 that future warming is nothing to worry about. The sea level has been tens of metres higher during past warm
 periods, enough to submerge most major cities around the world"
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/174003946028/this-guy-bothers-to-educate-himselfby-only" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>This guy bothers to educate himself…by only reading the titles of articles</p></blockquote>
                
            

            
            
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    birdie: watch the birdie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    birdie: If birdie has hands Follow @9gagcute - seagull sparrow birb 9gag
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: If birdie has hands Follow @9gagcute - seagull sparrow birb 9gag
                
            

            
            
If birdie has hands Follow @9gagcute - seagull sparrow birb 9gag

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    birdie: bitofsmidgen:

How much is that birdie in the bag?
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: bitofsmidgen:

How much is that birdie in the bag?
                
            

            
            
bitofsmidgen:

How much is that birdie in the bag?

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    birdie: Fly Little Birdie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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    birdie: Fly away little birdie
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: Fly away little birdie
                
                

                
            

            
            
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    birdie: Hey Birdie!, I think i love you more when you are in the cage😈😏😜 -Sanirim seni kafesteyken daha cok seviyorum 😁😈
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: Hey Birdie!, I think i love you more when you are in the cage😈😏😜 -Sanirim seni kafesteyken daha cok seviyorum 😁😈
                
                

                
            

            
            
Hey Birdie!, I think i love you more when you are in the cage😈😏😜 -Sanirim seni kafesteyken daha cok seviyorum 😁😈

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    birdie: Well.. I admit i ve started to like our Birdie 🙄🐦🙈..lets play Birdie! 😆🐾.. Have a fun day friends! 😃❤️ - Tamam itiraf ediyorum, bizim kustan hoslanmaya basladim 🙄 hadi oynayalim bakalim minik Birdie 😃🐾🐦
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                birdie: Well.. I admit i ve started to like our Birdie 🙄🐦🙈..lets play Birdie! 😆🐾.. Have a fun day friends! 😃❤️ - Tamam itiraf ediyorum, bizim kustan hoslanmaya basladim 🙄 hadi oynayalim bakalim minik Birdie 😃🐾🐦
                
                

                
            

            
            
Well.. I admit i ve started to like our Birdie 🙄🐦🙈..lets play Birdie! 😆🐾.. Have a fun day friends! 😃❤️ - Tamam itiraf ediyorum, bizim kus...