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Memes, Mewtwo, and The Gift: "I see now that the circumstances of one's
 birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with
 the gift of life that determines who you are."
 Mewtwo
you

you

Gif, Memes, and Gifs: when u hear male birth control was
 discontinued cause it was causing them
 weight gain, acne and mood swings.
 GIF
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Bloody men πŸ™„ follow @sassy__bitch69 for the best memes! πŸ’ž @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69 @sassy__bitch69

Memes, Twins, and Pregnancy: Fact Point
 The most children birthed by ONE
 mother was 69 children over 27
 pregnancies: 16 sets of twins, 7 sets
 of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
 This was in Russia, in the 1700s.
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Funny, Plan B, and Rude: just took some Plan B, bout to nut all up
 in my girl tonight!
 PlanB
 One-Step
 emergency contraceptive
 Reduces chance of
 72 henry
 after
 unprotected sex.
 regular birth
 cont
 One Tablet.
 One Step.
This man is in for a rude awakening 😭😭

This man is in for a rude awakening 😭😭

Confused, Massage, and Fingering: Resolved Question:
 How do you finger a girl?
 i know the obvious bit, but like, where do
 you rub, does the finger actually go in? im
 really confused? NEED ANSWERS!!!
 Asked by 2 years ago P
 Report Abuse
 Best Answer
 A slowly massage the vag, then rub the
 clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a
 single finger in the vagina. continue adding
 your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide
 your arm slowly into her, once you reach
 your shoulder limbo in with your head, and
 forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and
 legs. You are now free to control her. when
 you feel the job is done, finish by giving
 birth to yourself
 Source(s)
 experience
@omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Memes, Plan B, and Tablet: ceno
 acenopant
 just took some Plan B, bout to nut all up
 in my girl tonight!
 NDc S125s 162 sa
 PlanB
 One-Step
 emergency contraceptive
 more effective
 Reduces chance of
 within mihen
 pregnancy after
 one Tablet.
 unprotected sex.
 regular birth control.
 One Step.
 PlanB
 one
 Contains 1 Tablet 1.5mg
Memes, Access, and Parenthood: ta I WENT TO
 PLANNED PARENTHOOD
 AND ALL I GOT WAS
 A MAMMOGRAM. A PAP SMEAR, PHYSICAL EXAM,
 STD TESTING AND TREATMENT. INFORMATION
 AND COUNSELING ABOUT MY SEXUAL AND
 REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH, CANCER SCREENINGS
 A PREGNANCY TEST. PRENATAL SERVICES.
 AND ACCESS TO AFFORDABLE BIRTH CONTROL.
 ttSTANDWITHPLANNEDPARENTH00D ttWEWONTGOBACK
 WWWTOWERANDLIGHTPRESS.COM
 powerandlightpress
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Doppelganger, Funny, and Twins: I found my literal doppelganger just now
Your dad didn't tell you but that's not your doppelgΓ€nger that's your twin sister. You were separated at birth. You're welcome (@aranjevi)

Your dad didn't tell you but that's not your doppelgΓ€nger that's your twin sister. You were separated at birth. You're welcome (@aranjevi)

Memes, Pop, and Breaking News: CNN CNN Breaking News
 @cnnbrk
 Breaking News
 Pop superstar Janet Jackson, 50, gives
 birth to a boy, according to People
 magazine
 Cnn.it/2hNpiya
 #94And Kinging
 u
 @Georg exTunez
 still enough time for linda ikeji if you ask
 me
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Memes, Miracles, and πŸ€–: The miracle of birth is BEAUTIFUL if
 you think this is "gross" or
 "disturbing" the unfollow button is
 right there buddy
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Repost From @whypree_tho_vip

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Repost From @whypree_tho_vip

Comfortable, Grammys, and Memes: Janet Jackson Gives Birth To Baby
 Boy blogged by: @avah taylor
 balleralert
Janet Jackson Gives Birth To Baby Boy - blogged by @avah_taylor - β €β €β €β €β €β €β € JanetJackson and her husband Wissam Al Mana have welcomed their first child together. A rep for the 50-year-old singer confirmed she had a baby boy named Eissa Al Mana on Tuesday, January 3, Us Weekly reports. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to the statement, β€œJanet had a stress free healthy delivery and is resting comfortably.” β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Jackson and the Qatari billionaire quietly tied the knot back in 2012. Reports say that she converted to Islam after they got married. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In April of last year, the five-time Grammy Winner announced that she would be postponing her Unbreakable World Tour to start a family. This is the first child for both Jackson and Al Mana. β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Congrats to the happy couple! ballerbabies

Janet Jackson Gives Birth To Baby Boy - blogged by @avah_taylor - β €β €β €β €β €β €β € JanetJackson and her husband Wissam Al Mana have welcomed their fi...

Memes, Miracles, and Beautiful As: The miracle of birth is BEAUTIFUL if
 you think this is "gross" or
 "disturbing" the unfollow button is
 right there buddy
Like ugh πŸ™„ this is beautiful as fuck πŸ™ Appreciate

Like ugh πŸ™„ this is beautiful as fuck πŸ™ Appreciate

Massage, Memes, and Smashing: Birth Day
 1 SUCK 9 SMACK 17 wHIP
 25 PINCH
 2 BITE 10 LICK 18 PRESS
 26 PRESS
 3 SLAP 11 RocK
 19 SQUEEZE 27 KICK
 4 HOLD 12 TAP
 20 GRAB
 28 PULL
 5 CHEW 13 HIT
 21 TASTE
 29 TOUCH
 6 TIE 14 STING
 22 RUB
 30 SWALLOW
 7 Kiss 15 SLICE 23 CREAM
 8 EAT 16 SMASH 24 PAT 31 MASSAGE
 Birth Month
 Jan EARS May TIGHS Sep
 TOES
 Feb
 ASS
 Jun NIPPLES Oct TONGUE
 Mar
 LIPS
 Jul FINGERS Nov
 NECK
 Apr LAPS Aug FEET
 Dec
 BELLY
What did you get? πŸ˜… ➑️ Follow @KraksTV | @KraksHQ | @KraksRadio

What did you get? πŸ˜… ➑️ Follow @KraksTV | @KraksHQ | @KraksRadio

Memes, Girl, and India: FOUNDED 1ST GIRLS SCHOOLININDIA.
 STARTED SCHOOLS FORUNTOUCHABLES,
 STARTED A HOME FOR WIDOWS,
 ADOPTED ABOY AS HER SON
 RVCJ
 WWW.RVCU.COM
 REMEMBERING THE 1ST FEMALE
 TEACHER OF INDIA, SAVITRIBAI PHULE
 ON HER 186TH BIRTH ANNIVERSARY
Happy 186th Birth Anniversary to Savitribai Phule rvcjinsta

Happy 186th Birth Anniversary to Savitribai Phule rvcjinsta

Memes, Superhero, and Mars: WHICH SUPERHERO ARE YOU?
 YOUR BIRTH MONTHIS WHO YOU ARE
 SUPERHERO. MULTIVERSE
 NAMA FEB
 MAR
 APR
 JAN
 RMAYS JUN
 JUL
 AUG
 SEP
 OCT
 NOV
 DEC
Who's your superhero? I'm Supes πŸ’ͺ😎 Edit: @superhero.multiverse

Who's your superhero? I'm Supes πŸ’ͺ😎 Edit: @superhero.multiverse

Dank Memes, Miracles, and Disturbed: the miracle of birth is BEAUTIFUL if you
 think this is "gross" or "disturbing" the
 unfollow button is right there buddy
Hahaha (Twitter: mrdaddymanphd)

Hahaha (Twitter: mrdaddymanphd)

Memes, Milf, and Milfs: Milf US
 MENSCH
 BIRTH
 An alle Auslander, die
 am
 1.1
 Geburtstag haben:
 Ich Wunsche euch alles Gute
 zum Geburtstag.
 FACEBOOK COMVMINUSMENSCH
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Alles Gute πŸ‘ Folgt πŸ‘‰ @Selim

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Alles Gute πŸ‘ Folgt πŸ‘‰ @Selim

Memes, Quiet, and Annoyed: 1sabel:
 Today in geometry, this guy was
 l
 going on a rant about how we waste
 paper and it's killing trees and l was
 getting really annoyed and turn
 around and yell "YOUR BIRTH
 CERTIFICATE WAS A WASTE OF
 PAPER!" and the class got really
 quiet and then you hear my teacher
 go ohhhhh snap she went there
@funnytumblrstories

@funnytumblrstories

Memes, πŸ€–, and Indie: bright indie
 Three stages of life:
 1. Birth
 2. W HAT THE FUCK IST HI S
 3. Death
i think im still in the birth stage

i think im still in the birth stage

Memes, Alarm, and Alarming: me: I want an all natural birth when I
 have my first kid. No epidural
 *gets a menstrual cramp
 me:
today I set an alarm for my snap streaks and I got hardcore chirped at lunch today because of it

today I set an alarm for my snap streaks and I got hardcore chirped at lunch today because of it

Fam, Funny, and Birth Control: When you aren't sure if she is on birth
 control, but you Gotta Blast
GOTTA THINK ON YA FEET FAM

GOTTA THINK ON YA FEET FAM