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Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit LIMEARITA Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍
Af, Bitch, and Cheetos: The unfaithful bitch" starter kit
 LIMEARITA
Many mistakes I've made in life...but there's this one mistake that I don't think will top any mistake in my life ever. That mistake was dating a chick with nipple piercings that smokes newports. I met her in a smoke shop right by Walmart. She helped me out with picking a glass piece then we exchanged Snapchats. Talked to her a total of 3 days via Snapchat. Sent each other all types of shit I sent her my extensive meme collections and she listed out the problems she had in her life since her dad left. We bonded those three days. I tell her to slide thru my place. She was shy at first but I knew she was playing games. Told her I had a whole cabinet full of hot cheetos she couldn't resist. She suggested that we smoked first before eating them, which we did. She got High af and made moves on your boy at his most vulnerable stage. I think I got taken advantage of. Well we did the do while tom and jerry played in the back. Skipping to day two she said she wanted to stay a week with me. I was flabbergasted. I do not want the smell of newports and Victoria secrets in my house. But being the bitch i am, I told her me casa tu casa. I step into the bathroom there's tampons, birth control pills (the Walmart brand), and her makeup is in the bathtub I knew I had fucked up. I go to the kitchen and she's waiting for me with some eggs and toast. I fuck with it. I scrape the egg into my toast and her dumbass left the shells in the eggs. I was mad hungry so I swallow it and wash it down with some ice cold chocolate milk. Ay real talk chocolate milk is the best. Oh and 4 days later my dick started to burn so i confronted her about it and never heard from her again. Smh bitch if you reading this rn I just wanna tell you your punnai bomb af and come ruin my life again 😍😍😍😍😍

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Life, Love, and Memes: THE PILL KILLS BIRTH CONTROL IS DANGEROUS @truth socie John 00eo, If you ever thought our medical system was designed to keep us healthy, think again! - Pharmaceutical birth control pills contain a mixture of synthetic hormones. This is the first medical drug created to treat people who are not sick..πŸ€” - 🚫These pills are dangerous and cause long term damage to women's health. Source: goo.gl-2Ny6ZW - Some physical and emotional changes take place that are permanent while you stay on the pill. Many of these changes occur as your body’s response to synthetic estrogen. - These changes include: larger breasts, weight gain or loss, reduced or increased acne, slight nausea, emotional sensitivity right before your period, mood swings throughout your cycle, irregular bleeding or spotting, breast tenderness, and decreased libido. - And even scarier than the β€œmild” side effects are the serious health risks that accompany birth control pills. These include: increased risk of cervical and breast cancers, increased risk of heart attack and stroke, migraines, higher blood pressure, gall bladder disease, infertility, benign liver tumors, decreased bone density, yeast overgrowth and infection, and increased risk of blood clotting. - Share this message with the people you love! It is time to end this attack on our women once and for all. There are natural alternatives to prevent pregnancy that don't put your life at danger. We need to heal our women not poison themπŸ’―βœ”οΈ Watch more of the video above: "Sweetening the Pill" @hgriggspall
Life, Love, and Memes: THE PILL KILLS
 BIRTH CONTROL IS
 DANGEROUS
 @truth socie
 John 00eo,
If you ever thought our medical system was designed to keep us healthy, think again! - Pharmaceutical birth control pills contain a mixture of synthetic hormones. This is the first medical drug created to treat people who are not sick..πŸ€” - 🚫These pills are dangerous and cause long term damage to women's health. Source: goo.gl-2Ny6ZW - Some physical and emotional changes take place that are permanent while you stay on the pill. Many of these changes occur as your body’s response to synthetic estrogen. - These changes include: larger breasts, weight gain or loss, reduced or increased acne, slight nausea, emotional sensitivity right before your period, mood swings throughout your cycle, irregular bleeding or spotting, breast tenderness, and decreased libido. - And even scarier than the β€œmild” side effects are the serious health risks that accompany birth control pills. These include: increased risk of cervical and breast cancers, increased risk of heart attack and stroke, migraines, higher blood pressure, gall bladder disease, infertility, benign liver tumors, decreased bone density, yeast overgrowth and infection, and increased risk of blood clotting. - Share this message with the people you love! It is time to end this attack on our women once and for all. There are natural alternatives to prevent pregnancy that don't put your life at danger. We need to heal our women not poison themπŸ’―βœ”οΈ Watch more of the video above: "Sweetening the Pill" @hgriggspall

If you ever thought our medical system was designed to keep us healthy, think again! - Pharmaceutical birth control pills contain a mixture ...

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