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Anaconda, Bad, and Feminism: Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all Me YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN! Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd 1ike the option to do that as well. Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT! Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about ou reproductive health, just like you've always had. Men YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY! Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and then blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great. Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! Feminists: Um Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US! Repost from @galaxyfeminism 路 and yes obviously *not all men* are like this, this is talking about those who are & how the feminist movement has continuously been met with opposition and hate. That's why it is frustrating when people now say "I support early feminist movements but I hate what feminism is now." That means "when it was explicitly stated in the law that women had fewer rights, that was bad, but now that women can vote and own land they just need to stop complaining about other sexist things because some women in other countries can't even vote!!!1!" Saying you have gender equality because women in your country have more rights than women in other countries is like saying you did well on the test because you got a 50% but some people got a 30% so it's okay. Strive for 100%. Let's hold ourselves to a higher standard than defining equality as "it's not explicitly stated that you don't have certain rights (*except in certain cases where local laws do restrict access to birth control-bodily autonomy or try to ban trans people from bathrooms or try to restrict rights of LGTBQ+ people)." Equality under the law doesn't necessarily result in actual equal treatment, whether you're looking at discrimination based on race, religion, gender, class, sexuality, etc. This is especially noticeable regarding race and the treatment of black people in the US, as when slavery became illegal the prison system became an institution that essentially legalized slavery (if you are not familiar with this, watch "13th" or Google "why the us prison system is legalized slavery"). And just because something is legal doesn't mean it's ethical, let's not pretend the government is the epitome of morality 馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭
Anaconda, Bad, and Feminism: Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can
 vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since
 most of those laws effect us too and all
 Me YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
 Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing
 about how you can have careers and earn a living
 wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice,
 we'd 1ike the option to do that as well.
 Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU
 WANT!
 Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like
 to make our own choices about ou reproductive
 health, just like you've always had.
 Men YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
 Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop
 sexually assaulting/harassing us and then
 blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
 Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS
 HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
 Feminists: Um
 Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH MALE OPPRESSION IS
 REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
Repost from @galaxyfeminism 路 and yes obviously *not all men* are like this, this is talking about those who are & how the feminist movement has continuously been met with opposition and hate. That's why it is frustrating when people now say "I support early feminist movements but I hate what feminism is now." That means "when it was explicitly stated in the law that women had fewer rights, that was bad, but now that women can vote and own land they just need to stop complaining about other sexist things because some women in other countries can't even vote!!!1!" Saying you have gender equality because women in your country have more rights than women in other countries is like saying you did well on the test because you got a 50% but some people got a 30% so it's okay. Strive for 100%. Let's hold ourselves to a higher standard than defining equality as "it's not explicitly stated that you don't have certain rights (*except in certain cases where local laws do restrict access to birth control-bodily autonomy or try to ban trans people from bathrooms or try to restrict rights of LGTBQ+ people)." Equality under the law doesn't necessarily result in actual equal treatment, whether you're looking at discrimination based on race, religion, gender, class, sexuality, etc. This is especially noticeable regarding race and the treatment of black people in the US, as when slavery became illegal the prison system became an institution that essentially legalized slavery (if you are not familiar with this, watch "13th" or Google "why the us prison system is legalized slavery"). And just because something is legal doesn't mean it's ethical, let's not pretend the government is the epitome of morality 馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭馃檭

Repost from @galaxyfeminism 路 and yes obviously *not all men* are like this, this is talking about those who are & how the feminist movement...

Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 馃槒" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 馃槀. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 馃槒" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK 馃槀. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP 馃槀馃槀馃槀

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..." @DrSmashlove It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT 馃馃槀. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK 馃槀. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability 馃. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 馃槏
Bless Up, Condom, and Crazy: "This little thing? I made it..."
 @DrSmashlove
It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when tings was on the rocks. I don't ever blame couples for this. First - a lot of women will carry a fetus to term regardless of the status of the relationship and this is absolutely her prerogative. If u own a penis and u enter the Punani u gotta understand that regardless what type of birth control is in effect it could be a Bebe nine months later it's 2017 and u men still fail to grasp this and I'm still amazed. U could wear a condom she couple be on IUD and she could take a plan B all combined and if God want y'all to have a Bebe ISS GON HAPPEN BELEE DAT SHIT 馃馃槀. Second, a lot of people think that having a baby will fix things. This is called a Band-Aid Baby. From my experience, a baby will give u more of what u have. A baby is an amplifier. Do y'all love the fuck out of each other and adore each other? Then some shitty diapers at 2 am and (God forbid) some health issues and other tests from God won't disrupt that. But if y'all got issues? It's only gon exacerbate the situation. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE THINK 馃槀. People's thought process is as follows: "I don't fully trust Mike, I can't say I'm happy with him, and he does shit on occasion that drives me FUCKING crazy. Maybe a baby will straighten him out." I agree, baby girl. Maybe it will. Just like maybe u will win the lotto and maybe quit your job and live on a boat...but that's a maybe with a low probability 馃. More likely, Mike is in no position to be a papa. That said, I know a lot of superwoman single mama's and regardless of their situation with Mike, they've created an incredible home situation for their baby. All I'm saying is if you're considering joining the baby rush, make sure u understand that whatever you've got, you'll have more of it after the baby comes. Bless up 馃槏

It's officially baby season and with that said lemme hit y'all with my lil two cents on bebes. I done seen a lot of couples have babies when...

Adam and Eve, Anaconda, and Ass: Meet the cutest little corgi ever! @Dr Smashlove There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 馃槏" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 馃槏. (3) "Choke me daddy 馃檪" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? 馃榾 But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF 馃槀. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle 馃槴馃槀. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 馃槏. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀
Adam and Eve, Anaconda, and Ass: Meet the cutest little corgi ever!
 @Dr Smashlove
There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 馃槏" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 馃槏. (3) "Choke me daddy 馃檪" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? 馃榾 But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF 馃槀. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle 馃槴馃槀. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 馃槏. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP 馃槏馃槀馃槀馃槀

There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was...