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birthday parties: Birthday parties look a little different during a safer at home order.
 birthday parties: Birthday parties look a little different during a safer at home order.

Birthday parties look a little different during a safer at home order.

birthday parties: birthday parties during quarantine
 birthday parties: birthday parties during quarantine

birthday parties during quarantine

birthday parties: That's was one of my better birthday parties
 birthday parties: That's was one of my better birthday parties

That's was one of my better birthday parties

birthday parties: Birthday parties nowadays be like
 birthday parties: Birthday parties nowadays be like

Birthday parties nowadays be like

birthday parties: Tis how you should attend birthday parties
 birthday parties: Tis how you should attend birthday parties

Tis how you should attend birthday parties

birthday parties: Why are people STILL trying to get my kids to go to large birthday parties?
 birthday parties: Why are people STILL trying to get my kids to go to large birthday parties?

Why are people STILL trying to get my kids to go to large birthday parties?

birthday parties: Folks planning March birthday parties be like...
 birthday parties: Folks planning March birthday parties be like...

Folks planning March birthday parties be like...

birthday parties: I’m not invited to too many birthday parties.
 birthday parties: I’m not invited to too many birthday parties.

I’m not invited to too many birthday parties.

birthday parties: Before finding success as Iron Man, actor Robert Downey Jr spent his early years as a Hitler impersonator for children’s birthday parties
 birthday parties: Before finding success as Iron Man, actor Robert Downey Jr spent his early years as a Hitler impersonator for children’s birthday parties

Before finding success as Iron Man, actor Robert Downey Jr spent his early years as a Hitler impersonator for children’s birthday parties

birthday parties: To be more specific my sister said “yeah like firemen throwing birthday parties”
 birthday parties: To be more specific my sister said “yeah like firemen throwing birthday parties”

To be more specific my sister said “yeah like firemen throwing birthday parties”

birthday parties: Did Parnas really attend Trump birthday parties 25 years ago or is this photo fake?
 birthday parties: Did Parnas really attend Trump birthday parties 25 years ago or is this photo fake?

Did Parnas really attend Trump birthday parties 25 years ago or is this photo fake?

birthday parties: I hate going to birthday parties
 birthday parties: I hate going to birthday parties

I hate going to birthday parties

birthday parties: Birthday parties nowadays belike
 birthday parties: Birthday parties nowadays belike

Birthday parties nowadays belike

birthday parties: APPY isthde This is my Duke, he feel’s the same way about birthday parties as I do.
 birthday parties: APPY
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This is my Duke, he feel’s the same way about birthday parties as I do.

This is my Duke, he feel’s the same way about birthday parties as I do.

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 birthday parties: @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmasbitch
 the new tesla cybertruck looks like a video game accident
 151
 5
 LI 32
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmasbitch
 wow. the first electric vehicle designed on an etch-a-sketch
 i 30
 6
 150
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 i am not exaggerating even slightly when i say this is the ugliest thing in the
 world, and yet i'm so happy it exists because it's VERY funny to look at
 111
 4
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 mf looks like if someone challenged frank gehry to design the world's most
 impractical mobile home
 O 2
 73
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 this thing looks like the batmobile designed for people with mark
 zuckerberg's bowl cut
 O 2
 ti14
 126
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the inspiration for the cybertruck? well, first the lead designer played 8
 minutes of minecraft. then, and this is important, he sneezed and had a
 stroke at the same time
 O130
 i 26
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the cybertruck is what happens when you don't let your employees unionize
 O122
 ti 31
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 i take one look at this truck and i think "this man should be allowed to nuke
 mars"
 O72
 ti 9
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 @mmmegan
 the cybertruck finally answers the question: "what if
 there was a hummer for people who pretend to
 understand bitcoin"
 7:31 AM Nov 22, 2019 Twitter Web App
 547 Likes
 191 Retweets
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 Replying to @mmmegan
 the cybertruck is the perfect vehicle for people who love both the idea of
 driving a tank AND doing cocaine at children's birthday parties
 2
 t26
 154
 @mmmeg an 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 getting hit by a cybertruck is now officially the only way to access the matrix
 O 2
 110
 ti 5
 @mmmegan 2h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 i should be more respectful. the cybertruck was just named the official
 hearse for all japanese sex dolls
 O3
 ti 14
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 it's illegal to not vape in the cybertruck
 4
 ti 47
 229
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the cybertruck is made from 100% recycled skate park ramps and sustainably
 upcycled yeezys
 O99
 @mmmegan - 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 no cupholders in the cybertruck. they needed the space for the onboard juul
 pod organizer
 3
 97
 @mmmegan - 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the cybertruck has a compatible roof rack option but it only holds
 flamethrowers
 1
 O57
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 @mmmegan 1h
 i should probably quit while i'm ahead here but this ugly car has hypnotized
 me
 O 4
 64
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 ok i'll do three more
 24
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 cybertruck: the official sponsor of joe rogan's eventual burial at sea
 O 2
 O76
 ti 4
 @mmmegan - 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the cybertruck is the vehidle you take to the hospital when you get so high
 you accidentally swallow an airpod
 1
 O36
 ti 3
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 cybertruck: the official sponsor of joe rogan's eventual burial at sea
 O 2
 76
 Li 4
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 the cybertruck is the vehicle you take to the hospital when you get so high
 you accidentally swallow an airpod
 1
 O36
 ti 3
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch @mmmegan 1h
 if you open the doors of any cybertruck you'll find azealia banks in there, still
 patiently waiting for grimes
 O35
 ti 2
 @mmmegan 1h
 megan mackay thee christmas bitch
 i knew i peaked when i wrote the sex doll one but like elon, i don't really
 know when to stop
 3
 O37
Cybertruck is the Mars nuke

Cybertruck is the Mars nuke

birthday parties: Onion KENNEDY SLAIN BY CIA, MAFIA, CASTRO, LBJ, TEAMSTERS, FREEMASONS The LATE EDITION Take a Moment to Remember Where You Are TU STULTUS EF **Price Seven Cents Friday, November 22, 1963 FINEST NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA. President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles DALLAS, Tex.-President Parkland Hospital, where doc- Kennedy was assassinated Fri-tors with ties to Johnson's inner day by operatives of the CIA, the circle performed a staged Giancana crime syndicate, Fidel autopsy. They pronounced him Castro, Vice President Johnson. dead at 2:18 p.m. CST the Freemasons and the Team-The body was then chemically sters as he rode through down- treated by J. Edgar Hoover and town Dallas in a motorcade. According Kennedy's limousine had just There. space aliens using med entered Dealey Plaza when the ica technology beyond the president was struck 129 times in knowledge of man sealed the head, chest, abdomen, arms, Kennedy's 129 wounds. Ken- legs, hands, feet, back and face by nedy's corpse was then reani gunfire. The shooting began at mated and rushed to Germany 12:30 p.m. and lasted until 12:43 for an emergency meeting with p.m. CST In all, 43 suspects have been] After the meeting, Kennedy taken into the custody of the aides announced plans for the Dallas police Preliminary reports ndicate atomically sustained, planted in that hitmen for the Gianeana the womb of aspiring actress crime syndicate fired from a Judith Campbeli, and grown nearby grassy knoll, CIA agents into a super-race of 21st-century fired from an office buildingconquerors. slightly off the parade route. According to investigators, the |The presidential motorcade, as it is besieged by over three dozen gun-wielding conspiralors Cuban nationals fired from an assassination appears to have overpass overlooking Dealey been carefully planned and car- put in a decoy casket for trans- eyewitnesses, port to Roswel, New Mexico. the frozen brain of Adolf Hitler two leaders sperm cells to be for Teamsters President Jimmy with both the Skull-and-Bones Hoffa fired from perches atop an Blood Rite and Masonic "Killing oak tree, a 'lone nut' fired from of the King" rituals. the Texas Book Depository, a Officers found several hundred shadow-government shooting team fired from behind radius ofl the shooting site, Baines Johnson took the oath of a wooden fence, a consortium of including jealous husbands fired from an Weatherby Magnum rifles, Dallas' Love Field Friday to estimated 13 sites on the side-Italian bol walk along the route, a hitman bines. Thompson submachine United States working for Johnson fired from guns. Russian Kalishnikov After flying to Washington, a sewer grate over which the assauit rifles, and one ray-gun. limousine passed, and Texas The assembled killers were lears of the nation by assuring Gov. John Connally lunged at taken into police custody at Americans that Kennedy's the president from within the Dallas City Hall. As they were policies at home and abroad limousine itself, slitting the being transferred to the county would be continued. Foremost president's throat with a combat prison, however, all 43 were on his agenda, Johnson said knife. The mortally wounded presi-52, a Dallas-area nightclub lover dent |Memory by Taking Plump Young Mistress sharpweapons within a four-block DALLAS, Tex.-Lyndon telescope-sighted office aboard Air Force One at become the 36th president of the ction 6.5mm Johnson attempted to calm the shot and killed by Jack Ruby, would be to take a plump young "In your remorse, fear not, good people of America, for I do not plan to desecrate the great vision of the man who came before me," Johnson said "Rather. I will show him my deep reverence and respect through a continuation of his extramarital policies." "I will honor my predecessor's was sped to nearby! owner Zapruder Family Wowed at Home-Movie Screening The family of Abraham, wowed by Zapruder's "spectac- Zapruder of Dallas offered high ular. one-of-a-kind" footage of praise for his most recent 8mm the President of the Unitedlegacy," he added, "with theLyndon Johnson taking the ooth of office and a solemn vow home movie, screened in the States getting his head shot off.immediate acquisition of a 26- to continue Kennedy's domestic-affairs program. family den Friday. Wife Margaret and children Jimmy, Sally, Jimmy and Sue-Anne "We were so impressed by the Zapruder, accustomed to seeing movie. Abraham really shot anurgent business at hand in the tootage of children playing in outstanding home movie thisLineoln Bedroom, the new pres- the yard by a plastic pool or time." Margaret said, "though birthday parties in poorly lithe could have done a little bet-a moment of silence while he dining rooms, reported being ter on the focus." year-old lover with a full, ripel behind." Before hurrying olf to the "It was super neat!" said JACQUELINE KENNEDY CATCHES HUSBAND'S BRAINS WITH GRACE, APLOMB ident asked the nation to observe contemplated the momentous task ahead. See Fashion, page 10 F in the chat for kennedy
 birthday parties: Onion
 KENNEDY SLAIN BY CIA,
 MAFIA, CASTRO, LBJ,
 TEAMSTERS, FREEMASONS
 The
 LATE
 EDITION
 Take a Moment to
 Remember Where
 You Are
 TU STULTUS EF
 **Price Seven Cents
 Friday, November 22, 1963
 FINEST NEWS SOURCE IN AMERICA.
 President Shot 129 Times from 43 Different Angles
 DALLAS, Tex.-President Parkland Hospital, where doc-
 Kennedy was assassinated Fri-tors with ties to Johnson's inner
 day by operatives of the CIA, the circle performed a staged
 Giancana crime syndicate, Fidel autopsy. They pronounced him
 Castro, Vice President Johnson. dead at 2:18 p.m. CST
 the Freemasons and the Team-The body was then chemically
 sters as he rode through down- treated by J. Edgar Hoover and
 town Dallas in a motorcade.
 According
 Kennedy's limousine had just There. space aliens using med
 entered Dealey Plaza when the ica technology beyond the
 president was struck 129 times in knowledge of man sealed
 the head, chest, abdomen, arms, Kennedy's 129 wounds. Ken-
 legs, hands, feet, back and face by nedy's corpse was then reani
 gunfire. The shooting began at mated and rushed to Germany
 12:30 p.m. and lasted until 12:43 for an emergency meeting with
 p.m. CST
 In all, 43 suspects have been] After the meeting, Kennedy
 taken into the custody of the aides announced plans for the
 Dallas police
 Preliminary reports ndicate atomically sustained, planted in
 that hitmen for the Gianeana the womb of aspiring actress
 crime syndicate fired from a Judith Campbeli, and grown
 nearby grassy knoll, CIA agents into a super-race of 21st-century
 fired from an office buildingconquerors.
 slightly off the parade route. According to investigators, the |The presidential motorcade, as it is besieged by over three dozen gun-wielding conspiralors
 Cuban nationals fired from an assassination appears to have
 overpass overlooking Dealey been carefully planned and car-
 put in a decoy casket for trans-
 eyewitnesses, port to Roswel, New Mexico.
 the frozen brain of Adolf Hitler
 two leaders sperm cells to be
 for Teamsters President Jimmy with both the Skull-and-Bones
 Hoffa fired from perches atop an Blood Rite and Masonic "Killing
 oak tree, a 'lone nut' fired from of the King" rituals.
 the Texas Book Depository, a Officers found several hundred
 shadow-government
 shooting team fired from behind radius ofl the shooting site, Baines Johnson took the oath of
 a wooden fence, a consortium of including
 jealous husbands fired from an Weatherby Magnum rifles, Dallas' Love Field Friday to
 estimated 13 sites on the side-Italian bol
 walk along the route, a hitman bines. Thompson submachine United States
 working for Johnson fired from guns. Russian Kalishnikov After flying to Washington,
 a sewer grate over which the assauit rifles, and one ray-gun.
 limousine passed, and Texas The assembled killers were lears of the nation by assuring
 Gov. John Connally lunged at taken into police custody at Americans that Kennedy's
 the president from within the Dallas City Hall. As they were policies at home and abroad
 limousine itself, slitting the being transferred to the county would be continued. Foremost
 president's throat with a combat prison, however, all 43 were on his agenda, Johnson said
 knife.
 The mortally wounded presi-52, a Dallas-area nightclub lover
 dent
 |Memory by Taking Plump Young Mistress
 sharpweapons within a four-block DALLAS, Tex.-Lyndon
 telescope-sighted office aboard Air Force One at
 become the 36th president of the
 ction 6.5mm
 Johnson attempted to calm the
 shot and killed by Jack Ruby, would be to take a plump young
 "In your remorse, fear not,
 good people of America, for I do
 not plan to desecrate the great
 vision of the man who came
 before me," Johnson said
 "Rather. I will show him my
 deep reverence and respect
 through a continuation of his
 extramarital policies."
 "I will honor my predecessor's
 was sped to nearby! owner
 Zapruder Family Wowed at
 Home-Movie Screening
 The family of Abraham, wowed by Zapruder's "spectac-
 Zapruder of Dallas offered high ular. one-of-a-kind" footage of
 praise for his most recent 8mm the President of the Unitedlegacy," he added, "with theLyndon Johnson taking the ooth of office and a solemn vow
 home movie, screened in the States getting his head shot off.immediate acquisition of a 26- to continue Kennedy's domestic-affairs program.
 family den Friday.
 Wife Margaret and children Jimmy,
 Sally, Jimmy and Sue-Anne "We were so impressed by the
 Zapruder, accustomed to seeing movie. Abraham really shot anurgent business at hand in the
 tootage of children playing in outstanding home movie thisLineoln Bedroom, the new pres-
 the yard by a plastic pool or time." Margaret said, "though
 birthday parties in poorly lithe could have done a little bet-a moment of silence while he
 dining rooms, reported being ter on the focus."
 year-old lover with a full, ripel
 behind."
 Before hurrying olf to the
 "It was super neat!" said
 JACQUELINE KENNEDY
 CATCHES HUSBAND'S BRAINS
 WITH GRACE, APLOMB
 ident asked the nation to observe
 contemplated the momentous
 task ahead.
 See Fashion, page 10
F in the chat for kennedy

F in the chat for kennedy

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 birthday parties: MEMORY 1087
 Claudette is seven years old and feels alone. Very alone. Yes,her parents love her. Yes, they
 want the world for her. But the world doesn't want her. Or, at least, that's what Claudette
 believes. She just wants 1o fit in. Fit in at school. Fit in with her cousins. Fit in with her
 teammates on the soccer pitch. But fitting in isn't as simple as being like others. She's
 different and she knows it.
 She feels slow. Unresponsive. Not quick enough to understand her teacher or keep up with
 her class. The librarian calls her 'addle minded.' When she talks, she stutters. Sometimes
 she loses her breath and has trouble recognizing when she's talking too loudly. But most of
 all her teacher embarrasses her. Says she's in the clouds. Always in the clouds. Get out of
 the clouds,Claudette! But she can't help it. She's explaring massive gardens and colorful
 bugs on strange new worlds.
 MEMORY 1088
 Claudette feels things more than others. Much more. Like the shame of not being invited to
 any birthday parties. Not one party. Every day her parents ask her who she played wit at
 lunch and every day she lowers her chin and tells them she doesn't want to talk.
 Her parents ask her teacher and her teacher tells them she likes to play alone. Not so much
 play. More like collect and observe things. Flowers. Weeds. Beetles. Worms. Rocks. Some
 kids are just loners. Every day her parents ask her about her friends and every day the shame
 returns. They want her to have friends. More than that they want a list of names for her
 birthday. But she doesn't have a list of names. She doesn't even have one name
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