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Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Well it seemed to be like a good place to nap. Dr Smashlove @nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it πŸ€—" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... πŸ˜žπŸ˜‚). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties πŸ€—. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ass, Bad, and Be Like: Well it seemed to be like a good place to
 nap.
 Dr Smashlove
@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u in that black lacy underwear when he grabbed yo ass as u kissed his curmudgeonly, middle-aged bulldog lookin ass face - I seent u, ma. Jiggling. Not a high key jiggle but low key one. A graceful lil jiggle. U got a lil fatty, ma. Not a big fatty like one of them asses where u gotta get special jeans because regular jeans don't pull up over them cheeks but a "little fatty". Every man love a little fatty. Or as I call it, the "surprise fatty". Like the clothes come off and "surprise! I got ass, u just couldn't see it πŸ€—" <- that's the "pulling booty cheeks apart emoji" or as I call him "Chief Bootyhole Inspector". @nevecampbell lemme be skrate up with u, ma: I been in love with u since the "Wild Things" movie with Denise Richards y'all were the original bad ass white girls and that crush never left. You, Kelly Bundy from Married with Chirren and Kelly Kapowski from Save by the Bell Bruh that was like my dream team but u was the captain of the team (ok Blanche from Golden Girls was on the team too ... πŸ˜žπŸ˜‚). With that said, I want a future with u, ma. U sexy. U Canadian, which mean u a guaranteed freak. U got a lil fatty - I have a proven track record in turning lil fatties to big fatties πŸ€—. Let's do this. I earn a comfortable wage, I cook, I'm humble...also I promise outstanding dick game and tung game for as long as we both shall live so help me God, amen. Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@nevecampbell I seent u, ma. In that soft core sex scene in House of Cards, Season 5 Episode 11. I seent the way Doug Stamper manhandled u i...