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Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)
Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny
 piggy
 @DrSmashlove
Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)

Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. Bu...

America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He didn't hear us come through the back and thinks we are still in the car. vid: reddit u/romansamurai Dromashlove 0:00 0:26 Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout โ€œOi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded itโ€™s really quat briyyant Cheerio!โ€ Nah. Hell nah. Iโ€™m on to yโ€™all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ yโ€™all ๐Ÿ‘. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think yโ€™all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when yโ€™all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME ๐Ÿ˜‚. I think yโ€™all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all. When yโ€™all acting in American shows thatโ€™s when u talk in ya real accent Iโ€™m CONVINCED ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like every kid born in England his mama like โ€œEllo, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like โ€œwow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? Itโ€™s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AINโ€™T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM โ€œGet Outโ€? BRITISH ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY ๐Ÿ˜‚. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
America, Bless Up, and Bruh: My (almost 16) good boy is deaf. He
 didn't hear us come through the back and
 thinks we are still in the car.
 vid: reddit u/romansamurai
 Dromashlove
 0:00
 0:26
Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wire - Dominic West is a Brit. Walking Dead - Andrew Lincoln is a Brit...hol up...AND Lennie James is a Brit! Watch a interview bruv! Your head will explode! On walking dead u see Lennie playing Morgan Jones sounding American asf and then u see a interview and he wearing spectacles and a flannel shirt talmbout โ€œOi play the charactah Morgan Jewns in Wohkeeng Ded itโ€™s really quat briyyant Cheerio!โ€ Nah. Hell nah. Iโ€™m on to yโ€™all. All u Brits with that lovely 1,000 year old accent who come to America and act better than Americans with American accents that sound more American than Americans I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘ on ๐Ÿ‘ to ๐Ÿ‘ yโ€™all ๐Ÿ‘. In fact I got a theory. To be honest bruh? I think yโ€™all talk normal English and sound just like Americans when yโ€™all hanging out in secret but when u in public u put on that cherrio lad accent YALL AINT FOOLING ME ๐Ÿ˜‚. I think yโ€™all put that accent on when the camera rolling and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all. When yโ€™all acting in American shows thatโ€™s when u talk in ya real accent Iโ€™m CONVINCED ๐Ÿ˜‚. Like every kid born in England his mama like โ€œEllo, James. Yo foive yeaz old now so eets time we told yew the truth: oi dewnt really towk like theese. In fact, James *American accent* I talk like this. Just like Americans. But we used to be the global colonial super power at once and what distinguished us is our refined English speech SEW NOW YEW GOT TO LEAHN BOTH. IN PROIVATE, YEW CAN TAWK NOH-MAL. IN PUBLIC YEW MUST SPEAK WITH THIS CHEERIO-BRIYYANT-VERY GOOD GUVANNAH TYPE AFFECTATION. OKAY JAMES? And James just like โ€œwow we thought the Canadians were wild for doing the English-French joint but we literally speak English TWO TYPE OF WAYS? Yes James. Yes. But guess what? Itโ€™s finna allow u to colonize acting like ya forefathers colonized India LMAOOO. AND IT AINโ€™T EEN A RACE THING. OL BOY FROM โ€œGet Outโ€? BRITISH ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Watch a interview and see how he REALLY talk...SUPPOSABLY ๐Ÿ˜‚. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

Bro. Tell me why every American hit show got a lead actor playing an American but in real life he British asf with a British accent. The Wir...

5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl. (๐ŸŽฅ: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of yโ€™all smart like yโ€™all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of yโ€™all ainโ€™t smart. Actually yโ€™all dumb (low key ๐Ÿ˜‚). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. โ€œSmash wayment. U saying even if Iโ€™m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? ๐Ÿค”โ€ Iโ€™m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ainโ€™t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ainโ€™t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like โ€œbam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.โ€ But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldnโ€™t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why itโ€™s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ M ๐Ÿ‘. Now look Iโ€™m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. Iโ€™m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like โ€œwow he up at 5 am damn.โ€ Nah. Iโ€™m up to email yโ€™all a$$es before snoozing ๐Ÿ˜‚. But if yโ€™all wanna assume then good ๐Ÿ˜Š. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
5 Am, Being Alone, and America: This is how I like to wake my good girl.
(๐ŸŽฅ: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of yโ€™all smart like yโ€™all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But some of yโ€™all ainโ€™t smart. Actually yโ€™all dumb (low key ๐Ÿ˜‚). But u wanna know some bruv? U CAN STILL ABSOLUTELY KILL IT IN LIFE. โ€œSmash wayment. U saying even if Iโ€™m dumb I could kill it in corporate America? How Sway? ๐Ÿค”โ€ Iโ€™m absolutely saying that. I got clients that will take your breath away with they intellect - hell one CEO I work with is a biomedical engineer. He ainโ€™t een have to stunt on em like that! He coulda had a lil state school MBA! Nah. He a PhD in a field that ainโ€™t een applicable! He could be negotiating pricing on a multi million $ agreement and disagree with u and then then heck around and slice ya ear off then make u a substitute synthetic ear in a Petri dish and reattach it like โ€œbam - no love lost - just wanted to biomedically engineer u right quick - this ear is bionic and will let u hear perfectly bless up.โ€ But nah on the other end of the spectrum is executives who are just hella dumb. Couldnโ€™t write an email without typos if they had a gun to they head. But u know what they are, bruv? Always and without fail? EARLY ๐Ÿ˜‚. Dumb people in corporate America early as HELL bruh. U know I love our armed services and got nothing but respect for them bruv but do u know why itโ€™s so many former soldiers - marines - Air Force in corporate America bruv? Not bc they naturally smarter - they just early! If u at ya desk sending email at 7 am bruv u look authoritative. Sharp. U feel me? Dedicated. Hell I got one client she get to work at 6! And another one that get to work at 5. FIVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ M ๐Ÿ‘. Now look Iโ€™m not saying u HAVE to be at work at 7 am. Iโ€™m just saying if u DO, people will perceive u as a BOSS - even if u literally braindead. U feel me? Trick: I get up to pray early then go back schleep but before I do, I reply to emails from overnight. That way people like โ€œwow he up at 5 am damn.โ€ Nah. Iโ€™m up to email yโ€™all a$$es before snoozing ๐Ÿ˜‚. But if yโ€™all wanna assume then good ๐Ÿ˜Š. Either get to work early or email early (like my dumb a$$) - may God bless all of u in ya careers. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

(๐ŸŽฅ: reddit u-din7) Look bruv some of yโ€™all smart like yโ€™all just gon be successful in life on the strength of being hella smart alone. But s...

America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge. DOG PLAN p3 Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatโ€™s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u ๐Ÿ˜‚. This ainโ€™t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ainโ€™t having success like u. U feel me? Thatโ€™s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like โ€œtruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]โ€. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. โ€œBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!โ€ No. U deserve nothing. Itโ€™s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itโ€™s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatโ€™s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up โค๏ธ
America, Be Like, and Bless Up: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
 herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
 Challenge.
 DOG
 PLAN
 p3
Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, thatโ€™s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u ๐Ÿ˜‚. This ainโ€™t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ainโ€™t having success like u. U feel me? Thatโ€™s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like โ€œtruly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]โ€. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. โ€œBut smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!โ€ No. U deserve nothing. Itโ€™s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. Itโ€™s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! Thatโ€™s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up โค๏ธ

Ainโ€™t I been told yโ€™all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy th...

Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she donโ€™t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Donโ€™t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! Cโ€™mon now if a dog stink a lil bit thatโ€™s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it donโ€™t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it donโ€™t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she canโ€™t move ๐Ÿ˜Š) talmbout โ€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS ๐Ÿ˜‚ lmaooo ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe ๐Ÿ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u donโ€™t mind bye boo!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ainโ€™t cute at all. โ€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CANโ€™T RETURN A TEXT. DONโ€™T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.โ€ But her friend ainโ€™t getting them texts. Nope. Because her โ€˜friendโ€™ is at Mr. Fritoโ€™s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy ๐Ÿ˜‚. But see thatโ€™s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill ๐Ÿ˜Š. Yโ€™all be safe now! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Boo, and Cheetos: Walter running for his daily swim
One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women and that is, if she love u, she gon find nasty things endearing, whereas if she donโ€™t fvck with u no more, she gon find nasty things HELLA NASTY. Case in point... 1) Fritos that smell like Fritos = yummy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Donโ€™t let nobody tell u different. When u was a kid and u seen them little bags with the yellow and maroon package boy it was on like all type of donkey kong. Deerishis. (2) Dog paws that smell like Fritos = bueno! Cโ€™mon now if a dog stink a lil bit thatโ€™s expected. He a animal. He ain always gon smell like rosebuds. (3) Humans that smell like Fritos = IT DEPEND ๐Ÿ˜‚. Bruv u give a girl that soul-snatching, Nani wall chakra realigning, organ rearranging deep Pipington? Where the stomach end up where a lung should be and her liver trade places with her kidney bruv? Then it donโ€™t matter no more. U could smell like Fritos. Cheetos. Bruv u could smell like a 17 lb slab of aged Camembert cheese on it, it donโ€™t matter. She gon be texting her friend the next day (with a pack of iced peas on her Nani because she canโ€™t move ๐Ÿ˜Š) talmbout โ€œGURRRRRL. WHY THIS MAN TAKE HIS DRAWLS OFF LAST NIGHT AND THE WHOLE ROOM SMELL LIKE FRITOS ๐Ÿ˜‚ lmaooo ๐Ÿ˜‚ Nah but he coming over again tonight doe ๐Ÿ˜† we in the middle of a Seinfeld marathon. We bout to get to the episode where Costanza rock the big a$$ down coat u remember that one? Anyway girl lemme holla at u AYE like my last pic if u donโ€™t mind bye boo!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But let that lil situationship end bruv? Oh now he ainโ€™t cute at all. โ€œGIRL I AM DONE WITH THAT MAN. CANโ€™T RETURN A TEXT. DONโ€™T CLIP HIS FINGERNAILS. STANKY SMELLIN A$$, I AM DONE.โ€ But her friend ainโ€™t getting them texts. Nope. Because her โ€˜friendโ€™ is at Mr. Fritoโ€™s crib, putting toilet paper around the toilet bowl so she can pee bc his place filthy ๐Ÿ˜‚. But see thatโ€™s when she knew the pipe game was beyond exquisite bc nobody would find frito smell cute unless dude was going Ham and Bananington on the Nani so she went to see for herself and now she supporting dude and paying his cell phone bill ๐Ÿ˜Š. Yโ€™all be safe now! Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

One of my followers commented: โ€œwhy do dog paws smell like Fritos? I still love them ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ See this raise a very important issue about women a...

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Life: Ever seen a 100 lb Great Pyrenees force herself through a 7" wide doggy door? No? You're welcome โ€œThe odds are against me.โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s impossible.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m just gonna be complacent, thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™ll make it to that next level, the deck is stacked against me.โ€ STOP WITH THE โ€˜CANTSโ€™, GET OFF YA A$$ AND WIN. MY LIL HOMEGIRL APPLIED FOR A JOB A FEW DAYS AGO FOR WHICH SHE DID NOT PRECISELY MEET THE MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS BUT SHE LOBBED IN A RESUME, SMASHED THE SCREENING INTERVIEW, AND GOT A FULL INTERVIEW TODAY (wish her luck!) THATโ€™S HOW U IGNORE YOUR LIMITATIONS AND GET IT. ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE WHO IS VERY DEAR TO ME WAS AN ADMIN ASSISTANT A MATTER OF YEARS AGO. SHE LEVELED UP TO BEING ONE OF THE TOP SALES PEOPLE IN HER ORGANIZATION AND SHE GOT A LEVEL OF HUSTLE AND SCRAPPINESS I HAVE NEVER SEEN. YALL HAVE TO PROMISE ME U WILL IGNORE THE LIMITATIONS. IF THIS GIGANTIC PUPPER WHO WEIGH AS MUCH AS A SMALL ADULT CAN MAKE IT THRU A TRAP DOOR BUILT FOR A TOY POODLE, U CAN ACCOMPLISH DAMN NEAR ANYTHING (โ€œSmash...anything? But Iโ€”โ€œ BISH DID I STUTTER. I ๐Ÿ‘ SAID ๐Ÿ‘ ANY ๐Ÿ‘ TING ๐Ÿ‘. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-halfpasteight)
Anaconda, Bless Up, and Life: Ever seen a 100 lb Great Pyrenees force
 herself through a 7" wide doggy door?
 No? You're welcome
โ€œThe odds are against me.โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s impossible.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m just gonna be complacent, thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™ll make it to that next level, the deck is stacked against me.โ€ STOP WITH THE โ€˜CANTSโ€™, GET OFF YA A$$ AND WIN. MY LIL HOMEGIRL APPLIED FOR A JOB A FEW DAYS AGO FOR WHICH SHE DID NOT PRECISELY MEET THE MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS BUT SHE LOBBED IN A RESUME, SMASHED THE SCREENING INTERVIEW, AND GOT A FULL INTERVIEW TODAY (wish her luck!) THATโ€™S HOW U IGNORE YOUR LIMITATIONS AND GET IT. ANOTHER PERSON IN MY LIFE WHO IS VERY DEAR TO ME WAS AN ADMIN ASSISTANT A MATTER OF YEARS AGO. SHE LEVELED UP TO BEING ONE OF THE TOP SALES PEOPLE IN HER ORGANIZATION AND SHE GOT A LEVEL OF HUSTLE AND SCRAPPINESS I HAVE NEVER SEEN. YALL HAVE TO PROMISE ME U WILL IGNORE THE LIMITATIONS. IF THIS GIGANTIC PUPPER WHO WEIGH AS MUCH AS A SMALL ADULT CAN MAKE IT THRU A TRAP DOOR BUILT FOR A TOY POODLE, U CAN ACCOMPLISH DAMN NEAR ANYTHING (โ€œSmash...anything? But Iโ€”โ€œ BISH DID I STUTTER. I ๐Ÿ‘ SAID ๐Ÿ‘ ANY ๐Ÿ‘ TING ๐Ÿ‘. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-halfpasteight)

โ€œThe odds are against me.โ€ โ€œI canโ€™t.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s impossible.โ€ โ€œIโ€™m just gonna be complacent, thereโ€™s no way Iโ€™ll make it to that next level, th...

Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my house every evening My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: โ€œbeloved, when youโ€™re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When youโ€™re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.โ€ She wasnโ€™t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I donโ€™t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if youโ€™re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ p.s. โ€œSmash Iโ€™m an atheist you donโ€™t need to pray for me ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ BIH. I AINโ€™T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DONโ€™T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)
Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my
 house every evening
My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: โ€œbeloved, when youโ€™re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When youโ€™re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.โ€ She wasnโ€™t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I donโ€™t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if youโ€™re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ p.s. โ€œSmash Iโ€™m an atheist you donโ€™t need to pray for me ๐Ÿ˜Š.โ€ BIH. I AINโ€™T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DONโ€™T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ (๐Ÿ“น: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)

My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athleti...