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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertati...

Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT ISE phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but it never seems to end ”“ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ”“ don’t you try to run right now ”“ you’re killing me right now ”“ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ” S T  .  P A T R I C K “ you give me something to talk about ”“ i need a miracle ”“ you’re a glimpse of bliss ”“ i know you’re gone now ”“ i think you’re an angel ” M Y  H O U S E “ you’re a cold air creeping in ”“ i heard you down the hall ”“ you walk around like you own the place ”“ guess it was all my fault ”“ think you’ve been making me sick ”“ darling  ,  you can’t stay ”“ i’m not yours anymore ”“ i think it’s time to get out ” H O L Y “ you’ve got it all wrong ”“ you put on a faith facade ”“ you’re simply lost ”“ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ”“ you’re just a ghost at most ”“ you’re all alone ”“ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ”“ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ”“ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ”“ don’t think i didn’t notice ” F I R E “ i watched you decay ”“ who’d you think you’d fool ? ”“ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ”“ so go ahead  ,  you just drop dead ”“ you’re out of line ”“ your bridges are burning ”“ what you give is what you get ”“ you were a walking  ,  talking  ,  corpse at best ”“ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ” G H O S T S “ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ”“ they only come alive at night ”“ i’ll be fine in the daylight ”“ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ”“ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ”“ i don’t wanna fight ”“ why can’t you stay ? ” L E T  T H E M  I N “ i wanna feel something ”“ i shouldn’t give in ”“ i let you win ”“ you struck a match and left me to burn ”“ i won’t let you in ”“ find a new place  ,  another space to invade ”“ all the walls are caving in ”
Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT
 ISE
phantomemes:
feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed !
S M O K E 
“ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but it never seems to end ”“ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ”“ don’t you try to run right now ”“ you’re killing me right now ”“ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ”
S T  .  P A T R I C K
“ you give me something to talk about ”“ i need a miracle ”“ you’re a glimpse of bliss ”“ i know you’re gone now ”“ i think you’re an angel ”
M Y  H O U S E
“ you’re a cold air creeping in ”“ i heard you down the hall ”“ you walk around like you own the place ”“ guess it was all my fault ”“ think you’ve been making me sick ”“ darling  ,  you can’t stay ”“ i’m not yours anymore ”“ i think it’s time to get out ”
H O L Y
“ you’ve got it all wrong ”“ you put on a faith facade ”“ you’re simply lost ”“ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ”“ you’re just a ghost at most ”“ you’re all alone ”“ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ”“ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ”“ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ”“ don’t think i didn’t notice ”
F I R E
“ i watched you decay ”“ who’d you think you’d fool ? ”“ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ”“ so go ahead  ,  you just drop dead ”“ you’re out of line ”“ your bridges are burning ”“ what you give is what you get ”“ you were a walking  ,  talking  ,  corpse at best ”“ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ”
G H O S T S
“ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ”“ they only come alive at night ”“ i’ll be fine in the daylight ”“ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ”“ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ”“ i don’t wanna fight ”“ why can’t you stay ? ”
L E T  T H E M  I N
“ i wanna feel something ”“ i shouldn’t give in ”“ i let you win ”“ you struck a match and left me to burn ”“ i won’t let you in ”“ find a new place  ,  another space to invade ”“ all the walls are caving in ”

phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but ...

Bad, Fail, and Future: 15 Things to Give Up If You Want to Be Happy 1. Give up your need to always be right. Would I rather be right, or would I rather be kind?-Wayne Dyer 2. Give up your need for control. By letting it go, it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. When you try & try, the world is beyond winning. Lao Tzu 3. Give up on blaming others A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- John Burroughs 4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk. The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. Eckhart Tolle 5. Give up your limiting beliefs. A belief is not an idea held by the mind; it is an idea that holds the mind. -Elly Roselle 6. Give up complaining. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Ziggy 7. Give up the luxury of criticism. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.- Christian D. Larsen 8. Give up your need to impress others. Don't try to impress others. Let them have the fun of impressing you.-James R. Fisher, Jr. 9. Give up your resistance to change. Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls.- Joseph Campbel 10. Give up labels. The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.-Wayne Dyer 11. Give up on your fears. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 12. Give up your excuses. 99% of failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. -George Washington Carver 13. Give up the past Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Christian D. Larsen 14. Give up attachment. The wise individual doesn't get too attached to any of life's pleasures, knowing that wonderful science is hard at work proving it's bad for him. Bill Vaughan 15. Give up living your life to other people's expectations. The world is a mirror and reflects back your expectations. What you get is what you see. You create your own reality.- Denis Waitley Source: http://worldobserveronline.com/2012/04/25/15- things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If You Want To Be Happy
Bad, Fail, and Future: 15 Things to Give Up If
 You Want to Be Happy
 1. Give up your need to always be right.
 Would I rather be right, or would I rather be
 kind?-Wayne Dyer
 2. Give up your need for control.
 By letting it go, it all gets done. The world is
 won by those who let it go. When you try &
 try, the world is beyond winning. Lao Tzu
 3. Give up on blaming others
 A man can fail many times, but he isn't a
 failure until he begins to blame somebody
 else.- John Burroughs
 4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk.
 The mind is a superb instrument if used
 rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes
 very destructive. Eckhart Tolle
 5. Give up your limiting beliefs.
 A belief is not an idea held by the mind; it is
 an idea that holds the mind. -Elly Roselle
 6. Give up complaining.
 You can complain because roses have
 thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns
 have roses. Ziggy
 7. Give up the luxury of criticism.
 Spend so much time improving yourself that
 you have no time left to criticize others.-
 Christian D. Larsen
 8. Give up your need to impress others.
 Don't try to impress others. Let them have
 the fun of impressing you.-James R.
 Fisher, Jr.
 9. Give up your resistance to change.
 Follow your bliss and the universe will open
 doors for you where there were only walls.-
 Joseph Campbel
 10. Give up labels.
 The highest form of ignorance is when you
 reject something you don't know anything
 about.-Wayne Dyer
 11. Give up on your fears.
 The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
 -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
 12. Give up your excuses.
 99% of failures come from people who have
 the habit of making excuses. -George
 Washington Carver
 13. Give up the past
 Forget the mistakes of the past and press on
 to the greater achievements of the future.
 Christian D. Larsen
 14. Give up attachment.
 The wise individual doesn't get too attached
 to any of life's pleasures, knowing that
 wonderful science is hard at work proving
 it's bad for him. Bill Vaughan
 15. Give up living your life to other
 people's expectations.
 The world is a mirror and reflects back your
 expectations. What you get is what you see.
 You create your own reality.- Denis Waitley
 Source: http://worldobserveronline.com/2012/04/25/15-
 things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:If You Want To Be Happy

srsfunny:If You Want To Be Happy

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: a-state-of-bliss:Vogue UK Sept 2018 - Anok Yai by Mert Marcus
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: a-state-of-bliss:Vogue UK Sept 2018 - Anok Yai by Mert  Marcus

a-state-of-bliss:Vogue UK Sept 2018 - Anok Yai by Mert Marcus