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Beautiful, Boobies, and Crime: nationalshitpostingagency tumbl Follow willoftzeentch-deactivated20160 factfiend Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they're amazing Read more karlosmadera I love history fyeahteamgents Role models tho we-all-eat-death donzs The gay one suzie-guru No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, "the Beautiful and the Good So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being "How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?" God, I adore history nationalshitpostingagency "If these tits are legit, you must acquit." Source:factfiend 705,645 notes I plead not guilty by reason of boobies, your honor.
Beautiful, Boobies, and Crime: nationalshitpostingagency
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 willoftzeentch-deactivated20160
 factfiend
 Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who
 managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and
 arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so
 beautiful
 Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they're amazing
 Read more
 karlosmadera
 I love history
 fyeahteamgents
 Role models tho
 we-all-eat-death
 donzs
 The gay one
 suzie-guru
 No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
 The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned
 beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of
 her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant)
 and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this
 But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital
 crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional
 beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty
 indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi
 k'Agathoi, "the Beautiful and the Good
 So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever
 indeed, her argument essentially being "How could I possibly commit
 blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?"
 God, I adore history
 nationalshitpostingagency
 "If these tits are legit, you must acquit."
 Source:factfiend
 705,645 notes
I plead not guilty by reason of boobies, your honor.

I plead not guilty by reason of boobies, your honor.

Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER! Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off y’all cute. Bashful. Y’all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND ‘IMPERFECTION’ (personally I call them ‘perfections’. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing ‘im’ about it 🤗). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAP’S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THAT’S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THAT’S WHY I DON’T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE I’M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao “OPA!!!”) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: “YEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!” YA GET ME! BLESS UP 😍❤️😂😂😂 (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)
Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off y’all cute. Bashful. Y’all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND ‘IMPERFECTION’ (personally I call them ‘perfections’. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing ‘im’ about it 🤗). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAP’S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THAT’S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THAT’S WHY I DON’T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE I’M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao “OPA!!!”) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: “YEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!” YA GET ME! BLESS UP 😍❤️😂😂😂 (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)

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I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.</p> </blockquote> <p>boobies are great</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah, boobies are okay, but i know <i>somebody</i> out there is just dying for some cock.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b5affff31ee78623097391e5ec92b6e/tumblr_inline_o1nx18BoIy1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is what tumbler was made for</p> </blockquote> <p>This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d53e5f8d21e67453a57b9f2cad54fef/tumblr_inline_o1nx18mXTO1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I love this</p> </blockquote> <p>that is one huge pecker you got there</p> </blockquote> <p>Needs moar tits</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd01cedd4b3415050a4ecde259775006/tumblr_inline_o33zqw7wdr1ro33kl_540.png" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What this post needs is a little ass.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c3c1f8f2000aa056712825fe42492f7/tumblr_inline_o62o6hOa2f1t7pz8p_540.jpg" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget a little pussy </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-tumblr-attribution="traces-of-a-smile:8fXkyZySEONyuJ2kWuc_hw:ZqzDmj25fOUEv" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_inline_oajjaruAGo1qcylcb_500.gif" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>YES.</p> </blockquote> <p>All the NSFW</p> </blockquote> <p>How about a nice pair of hooters?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a7ea6fc601b289c0efe1c7c18c67128/tumblr_inline_oei3bzX7PA1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure></blockquote>
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<p>Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.</p>
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<p>I’m not</p>
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<p>BOOBIES</p>
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<p>sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..<br/>but this is a great pair of boobies.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I love a bouncing pair of boobies.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. </p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"><img alt="File:GreatTit002.jpg" height="384" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e11be5d9c8e01f39fd53170ce8465964/tumblr_inline_o1nx17pHxJ1sw5z8i_540.jpg" width="600" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"/></figure></p>
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<p>omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>boobies are great</p>
</blockquote>
<p>yeah, boobies are okay, but i know <i>somebody</i> out there is just dying for some cock.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b5affff31ee78623097391e5ec92b6e/tumblr_inline_o1nx18BoIy1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is what tumbler was made for</p>
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<p>This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d53e5f8d21e67453a57b9f2cad54fef/tumblr_inline_o1nx18mXTO1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I love this</p>
</blockquote>
<p>that is one huge pecker you got there</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Needs moar tits</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd01cedd4b3415050a4ecde259775006/tumblr_inline_o33zqw7wdr1ro33kl_540.png" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>What this post needs is a little ass.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c3c1f8f2000aa056712825fe42492f7/tumblr_inline_o62o6hOa2f1t7pz8p_540.jpg" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Don’t forget a little pussy
</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-tumblr-attribution="traces-of-a-smile:8fXkyZySEONyuJ2kWuc_hw:ZqzDmj25fOUEv" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_inline_oajjaruAGo1qcylcb_500.gif" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>YES.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>All the NSFW</p>
</blockquote>

<p>How about a nice pair of hooters?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a7ea6fc601b289c0efe1c7c18c67128/tumblr_inline_oei3bzX7PA1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure></blockquote>

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