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Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER! Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off y’all cute. Bashful. Y’all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND ‘IMPERFECTION’ (personally I call them ‘perfections’. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing ‘im’ about it 🤗). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAP’S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THAT’S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THAT’S WHY I DON’T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE I’M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao “OPA!!!”) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: “YEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!” YA GET ME! BLESS UP 😍❤️😂😂😂 (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)
Apparently, Bless Up, and Boobies: MORE PEANUT BUTTER!
Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy about them girls being stretch marky and hangy when that bra pop off y’all cute. Bashful. Y’all adorable. BUT LISTEN HERE COT DAMMIT IF U DONT LET THEM GIRLS COME OUT AND PLAY WE GON HAVE ISSUES I NEED THE LIGHTS ON SHINING ON EVERY MINOR DETAIL AND ‘IMPERFECTION’ (personally I call them ‘perfections’. Butt dimples? Cellulite? Stretch marks? U perfect to me, aint a cot damn thing ‘im’ about it 🤗). U 42 NOT 22 YA BOOBIES NOT SUPPOSE TO BE UPRIGHT AND FIRM STARING OFF IN SEPARATE DIRECTIONS LIKE FETTY WAP’S EYES THEY SUPPOSE TO FLOP DOWN A LIL BIT AND THAT’S PART OF THE BEAUTY OF THINE SHAPE WHY U EMBARRASSED OF SOMETHING CUTE IN THE FIRST PLACE! THAT’S WHY I DON’T BE WEARING PANTS OR BOXERS I WALK AROUND NEKKY BECAUSE I’M CUTE, BIH! MY PP HANDSOME! FVCK U THOUGHT! EVEN WHEN THE ROOM 67.5 DEGREES AND MR. PEEPATOUS (he Greek apparently - to my knowledge I aint Greek but he Greek lmao “OPA!!!”) HATH PARTLY RECEDED INTO MY BODY FOR WARMTH AND COMFORT AW HELL NAH! HE STILL HANDSOME! LET THEM GIRLS OUT, WOMAN! SENDING SELFIES ON THE BED LAYING FLAT ARMS UP APPLYING EIGHT FILTERS CONTORTING YA ENTIRE COT DAMN EXISTENCE TO GET THEM GIRLS LOOKING YOUNG AND PERKY I AINT ASK FOR THAT! LEMME SEE *YOU* COT DAMMIT! LIKE CREEPY HOMEBOY MR HOT SPOT BE SAYING: “YEAH! I *LIKE* **THAT**!!” YA GET ME! BLESS UP 😍❤️😂😂😂 (Pic: Reddit u-tfro9)

Shout to u pretty older ladies that keep the bra on when we smash bc u self conscious and afraid the young buck that u with gonna be judgy a...

Ass, Boobies, and Cute: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/151316285714/akwardkiwi-regvetdream-bguiles-nii-sam" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akwardkiwi.tumblr.com/post/150842113973">akwardkiwi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://regvetdream.tumblr.com/post/147632771696">regvetdream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bguiles.tumblr.com/post/147623715163">bguiles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nii-sam.tumblr.com/post/147417886494">nii-sam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tklivory.tumblr.com/post/143253976539">tklivory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bubblegumsith.tumblr.com/post/139972565950">bubblegumsith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ogress.tumblr.com/post/139371689093">ogress</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddyslittleoreo666.tumblr.com/post/138952924408">daddyslittleoreo666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegreenwolf.tumblr.com/post/137932073092">thegreenwolf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gwengrimm.tumblr.com/post/137908933032">gwengrimm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinsnip.tumblr.com/post/137906654259">tinsnip</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yiubum.tumblr.com/post/32272552964">yiubum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imbatman4280.tumblr.com/post/28491947496">imbatman4280</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capricornian.tumblr.com/post/25216156138">capricornian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesassylorax.tumblr.com/post/25203727012">thesassylorax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firsttimelady.tumblr.com/post/25128754045">firsttimelady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lessthangrace.tumblr.com/post/25124277863">lessthangrace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scientificperfection.tumblr.com/post/25062136040">scientificperfection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/24362412665">lord-kitschener</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not</p> </blockquote> <p>BOOBIES</p> </blockquote> <p>sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..<br/>but this is a great pair of boobies.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love a bouncing pair of boobies.</p> </blockquote> <p>I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. </p> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"><img alt="File:GreatTit002.jpg" height="384" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e11be5d9c8e01f39fd53170ce8465964/tumblr_inline_o1nx17pHxJ1sw5z8i_540.jpg" width="600" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.</p> </blockquote> <p>boobies are great</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah, boobies are okay, but i know <i>somebody</i> out there is just dying for some cock.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b5affff31ee78623097391e5ec92b6e/tumblr_inline_o1nx18BoIy1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This is what tumbler was made for</p> </blockquote> <p>This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d53e5f8d21e67453a57b9f2cad54fef/tumblr_inline_o1nx18mXTO1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I love this</p> </blockquote> <p>that is one huge pecker you got there</p> </blockquote> <p>Needs moar tits</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd01cedd4b3415050a4ecde259775006/tumblr_inline_o33zqw7wdr1ro33kl_540.png" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What this post needs is a little ass.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c3c1f8f2000aa056712825fe42492f7/tumblr_inline_o62o6hOa2f1t7pz8p_540.jpg" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget a little pussy </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-tumblr-attribution="traces-of-a-smile:8fXkyZySEONyuJ2kWuc_hw:ZqzDmj25fOUEv" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_inline_oajjaruAGo1qcylcb_500.gif" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>YES.</p> </blockquote> <p>All the NSFW</p> </blockquote> <p>How about a nice pair of hooters?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a7ea6fc601b289c0efe1c7c18c67128/tumblr_inline_oei3bzX7PA1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure></blockquote>
Ass, Boobies, and Cute: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/151316285714/akwardkiwi-regvetdream-bguiles-nii-sam" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akwardkiwi.tumblr.com/post/150842113973">akwardkiwi</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://regvetdream.tumblr.com/post/147632771696">regvetdream</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bguiles.tumblr.com/post/147623715163">bguiles</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nii-sam.tumblr.com/post/147417886494">nii-sam</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tklivory.tumblr.com/post/143253976539">tklivory</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bubblegumsith.tumblr.com/post/139972565950">bubblegumsith</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ogress.tumblr.com/post/139371689093">ogress</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddyslittleoreo666.tumblr.com/post/138952924408">daddyslittleoreo666</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegreenwolf.tumblr.com/post/137932073092">thegreenwolf</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gwengrimm.tumblr.com/post/137908933032">gwengrimm</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinsnip.tumblr.com/post/137906654259">tinsnip</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yiubum.tumblr.com/post/32272552964">yiubum</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imbatman4280.tumblr.com/post/28491947496">imbatman4280</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://capricornian.tumblr.com/post/25216156138">capricornian</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesassylorax.tumblr.com/post/25203727012">thesassylorax</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://firsttimelady.tumblr.com/post/25128754045">firsttimelady</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lessthangrace.tumblr.com/post/25124277863">lessthangrace</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scientificperfection.tumblr.com/post/25062136040">scientificperfection</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lord-kitschener.tumblr.com/post/24362412665">lord-kitschener</a>:</p>
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<p>Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.</p>
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<p>I’m not</p>
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<p>BOOBIES</p>
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<p>sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff..<br/>but this is a great pair of boobies.</p>
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<p>I love a bouncing pair of boobies.</p>
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<p>I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. </p>
<p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"><img alt="File:GreatTit002.jpg" height="384" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e11be5d9c8e01f39fd53170ce8465964/tumblr_inline_o1nx17pHxJ1sw5z8i_540.jpg" width="600" data-orig-height="384" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/GreatTit002.jpg"/></figure></p>
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<p>omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.</p>
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<p>boobies are great</p>
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<p>yeah, boobies are okay, but i know <i>somebody</i> out there is just dying for some cock.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5b5affff31ee78623097391e5ec92b6e/tumblr_inline_o1nx18BoIy1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c23691a4cbc64606cf695f1711a568be/tumblr_inline_o1fgbh6Kjq1rxatz3_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is what tumbler was made for</p>
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<p>This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d53e5f8d21e67453a57b9f2cad54fef/tumblr_inline_o1nx18mXTO1sw5z8i_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df72f51697f52097a837f122fd909eeb/tumblr_inline_o1g1wpEMoE1qgkzw0_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I love this</p>
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<p>that is one huge pecker you got there</p>
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<p>Needs moar tits</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd01cedd4b3415050a4ecde259775006/tumblr_inline_o33zqw7wdr1ro33kl_540.png" data-orig-height="1380" data-orig-width="1123"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>What this post needs is a little ass.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c3c1f8f2000aa056712825fe42492f7/tumblr_inline_o62o6hOa2f1t7pz8p_540.jpg" data-orig-height="470" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.</p>
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<p>Don’t forget a little pussy
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-tumblr-attribution="traces-of-a-smile:8fXkyZySEONyuJ2kWuc_hw:ZqzDmj25fOUEv" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_inline_oajjaruAGo1qcylcb_500.gif" data-orig-width="499" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4aadbd219f9b649cde4707078fd82536/tumblr_o6bdsbJWMY1udpxnjo1_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>YES.</p>
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<p>All the NSFW</p>
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<p>How about a nice pair of hooters?</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0a7ea6fc601b289c0efe1c7c18c67128/tumblr_inline_oei3bzX7PA1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="750" data-orig-width="1000"/></figure></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/151316285714/akwardkiwi-regvetdream-bguiles-nii-sam" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> ...

Bless Up, Boobies, and Memes: Blue heeler puppy Dr Smashlove Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. See this type of woman is very dangerous. Very very dangerous. If she can back into a spot, she got other life skills. She could change oil. She could change a flat tire. She could change a damn transmission with her bare hands. I had a ex like this. Tattooed young ting who worked as a waitress, she was feminine AF. When I closed her bedroom door she didn't like how it rubbed the door frame. Tell me why did homegirl take apart the two hinges, LIFT THE DOOR OFF THE FRAME, fix the hinges, AND PUT THE DOOR BACK. I was like "aye lemme help you with the door baby" she look at me dead ass like "IT'S HOLLOW - I GOT IT" and she maneuvering this big ass door bigger than her. Men - lemme tell u some shit, and I want u to remember this - u have never seen something crazier than a lil ass woman doing manual labor in only panties while her boobies flail about as she hammer and screw shit in. It's a wondrous thing, it truly is. So with that said, shout to u girls that's handy. Hands on. Elbow grease. (There's a saying that involves elbow grease because the old white men I work with say it all the time but I still don't know what it mean so when people talk about fixing shit, I just say "elbow grease" to fit in. I hope I used that correctly? Who knows 🤔). In any event shout to u girls who cocoa butter your bodies but also have elbow grease. Bring your greasy ass here girl let's have chirren - I fux with your handiness, ol Bob-Villa-as-a-pretty-woman lookin ass 🤗. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
Bless Up, Boobies, and Memes: Blue heeler puppy
 Dr Smashlove
Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. See this type of woman is very dangerous. Very very dangerous. If she can back into a spot, she got other life skills. She could change oil. She could change a flat tire. She could change a damn transmission with her bare hands. I had a ex like this. Tattooed young ting who worked as a waitress, she was feminine AF. When I closed her bedroom door she didn't like how it rubbed the door frame. Tell me why did homegirl take apart the two hinges, LIFT THE DOOR OFF THE FRAME, fix the hinges, AND PUT THE DOOR BACK. I was like "aye lemme help you with the door baby" she look at me dead ass like "IT'S HOLLOW - I GOT IT" and she maneuvering this big ass door bigger than her. Men - lemme tell u some shit, and I want u to remember this - u have never seen something crazier than a lil ass woman doing manual labor in only panties while her boobies flail about as she hammer and screw shit in. It's a wondrous thing, it truly is. So with that said, shout to u girls that's handy. Hands on. Elbow grease. (There's a saying that involves elbow grease because the old white men I work with say it all the time but I still don't know what it mean so when people talk about fixing shit, I just say "elbow grease" to fit in. I hope I used that correctly? Who knows 🤔). In any event shout to u girls who cocoa butter your bodies but also have elbow grease. Bring your greasy ass here girl let's have chirren - I fux with your handiness, ol Bob-Villa-as-a-pretty-woman lookin ass 🤗. Bless up! 😍😂😂😂

Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. S...

Beard, Boobies, and Memes: Hey lil guy that's not your bed! @Dr Smashlove Ladies why do y'all text me like "hey what are you wearing tonight just curious". Nah. Hell nah. Don't u know my idol is Richard Gere in Pretty Woman? Imma meet u at the sushi joint in a suit. You should wear ripped jeans, short ass jean shorts, whatever comfortable and a lil trashy dammit just feel sexy. A couple ain't gotta match. It look sexy and spontaneous when a couple unmatchy AF. Be my Julia Roberts, u feel me? I'm not old enuf to be a sugar daddy yet but I love it when I'm out and people give me strange looks. "Wow, what's the story, why is he so dressed up, this doesn't make sense." I like to confuse and confound the people-watchers - they gon make up a story anyway so let me have fun with it 🤗. Bottom line: if your man wear a Kangol hat turned backward, a pencil beard, an Insane Clown Posse t shirt and Ed Hardy jeans, are you gonna wear - WAIT - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION - IN NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD U DATE MEN WHO DRESS LIKE THIS 😂 - IF U DO, U HAVE MADE VERY BAD DECISIONS IN LIFE AND NEED TO CHANGE COURSE - COME TO CHICAGO AND I WILL ADOPT U AND HAVE U EATING RIGHT, EXERCISING AND LIVING RIGHT. AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME, WE CAN COMMENCE TATTOO REMOVAL TOO BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU GOT FIVE OR SIX OF THE MOST REGRETFUL TATTOOS KNOWN TO MAN, AT LEAST ONE (1) OF WHICH RESIDES ON YOUR UPPER LEFT BOOBY. THEY ALL NEED REMOVAL. HOW DID I GET ON THIS TANGENT. WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HAPPY FRIDAY YALL TURN UP 🤗😂😂😂
Beard, Boobies, and Memes: Hey lil guy that's not your bed!
 @Dr Smashlove
Ladies why do y'all text me like "hey what are you wearing tonight just curious". Nah. Hell nah. Don't u know my idol is Richard Gere in Pretty Woman? Imma meet u at the sushi joint in a suit. You should wear ripped jeans, short ass jean shorts, whatever comfortable and a lil trashy dammit just feel sexy. A couple ain't gotta match. It look sexy and spontaneous when a couple unmatchy AF. Be my Julia Roberts, u feel me? I'm not old enuf to be a sugar daddy yet but I love it when I'm out and people give me strange looks. "Wow, what's the story, why is he so dressed up, this doesn't make sense." I like to confuse and confound the people-watchers - they gon make up a story anyway so let me have fun with it 🤗. Bottom line: if your man wear a Kangol hat turned backward, a pencil beard, an Insane Clown Posse t shirt and Ed Hardy jeans, are you gonna wear - WAIT - THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION - IN NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD U DATE MEN WHO DRESS LIKE THIS 😂 - IF U DO, U HAVE MADE VERY BAD DECISIONS IN LIFE AND NEED TO CHANGE COURSE - COME TO CHICAGO AND I WILL ADOPT U AND HAVE U EATING RIGHT, EXERCISING AND LIVING RIGHT. AT THE APPROPRIATE TIME, WE CAN COMMENCE TATTOO REMOVAL TOO BECAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU GOT FIVE OR SIX OF THE MOST REGRETFUL TATTOOS KNOWN TO MAN, AT LEAST ONE (1) OF WHICH RESIDES ON YOUR UPPER LEFT BOOBY. THEY ALL NEED REMOVAL. HOW DID I GET ON THIS TANGENT. WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HAPPY FRIDAY YALL TURN UP 🤗😂😂😂

Ladies why do y'all text me like "hey what are you wearing tonight just curious". Nah. Hell nah. Don't u know my idol is Richard Gere in Pre...