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Booty, Church, and Dicks: Me: just walk past her, it's more than enough room behind her. Also me: nigga rub your whole meat on her ass. Say excuse me though That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you pour Salt on it. This happen to me this weekend in church. I seen a ass that I was gonna divide word to the Red Sea. Shorty came to church dressed like the thots of thots. Skirt so short if you kneel to pray you can see all the niqqas she hit. I was trying to make my way to the bathroom but she was in the end of the row. I was in the middle. It was either walk past brother Thomas and our meats touch or walk past this elegant piece of booty meat that awaited me. You know the real one I am I went for them juicy cheeks. Buns so fluffy it look like the burger buns on the Whooper Jr commercial. I make my way past when the lady steps forward and gives me space. I hate when bitches do this just let me grind up on it. Im walking past when I gotta act like I'm swag surfing off balance and I lean forward. My meat made a cross bridge with her ass like a Myosin head in the neuromuscular junction. That's when I slide homie across her backside. I tried not to make it obvious but I got carried away. I swear to God she Stone Cold Stunned me in the middle of church. My neck nearly snapped like a twig. I bounced back up all dramatic like they do on Monday night raw. A nigga got stomped out in front of the congregation. I swore the choir started singing "Stomp em in the nuts" from the boondocks. My genitals no longer work. I gotta pee in a bag. I no longer go to church.
Booty, Church, and Dicks: Me: just walk past her, it's more than
 enough room behind her.
 Also me: nigga rub your whole meat on
 her ass. Say excuse me though
That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you pour Salt on it. This happen to me this weekend in church. I seen a ass that I was gonna divide word to the Red Sea. Shorty came to church dressed like the thots of thots. Skirt so short if you kneel to pray you can see all the niqqas she hit. I was trying to make my way to the bathroom but she was in the end of the row. I was in the middle. It was either walk past brother Thomas and our meats touch or walk past this elegant piece of booty meat that awaited me. You know the real one I am I went for them juicy cheeks. Buns so fluffy it look like the burger buns on the Whooper Jr commercial. I make my way past when the lady steps forward and gives me space. I hate when bitches do this just let me grind up on it. Im walking past when I gotta act like I'm swag surfing off balance and I lean forward. My meat made a cross bridge with her ass like a Myosin head in the neuromuscular junction. That's when I slide homie across her backside. I tried not to make it obvious but I got carried away. I swear to God she Stone Cold Stunned me in the middle of church. My neck nearly snapped like a twig. I bounced back up all dramatic like they do on Monday night raw. A nigga got stomped out in front of the congregation. I swore the choir started singing "Stomp em in the nuts" from the boondocks. My genitals no longer work. I gotta pee in a bag. I no longer go to church.

That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you ...

Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you meet a white girls parents genuine guy I was talking to this one fine snow bunny. met a white girl with a Hour glass figure, for the first time looking like Alexis Texas. was trying to smash but she said gotta meet her parents first. I was skeptical but that ass was to fat to pass up, so fat that l woulda met the bitch racist grandparents if I had to. I'm like Huey from the boondocks so I'm thinking it should be easy. I'm getting ready to go to brunch at her crib. I Had to throw on the "sophisticated nigga 4s" with my glasses. get to her crib and Imeet her parents. We eat brunch together. Her mom couldn't even season the water. Food taste like Dog Dick. This was where I had to pull out my clutch Jean and close the deal with her father. We're in the living room and he's asking me questions and I'm answering them with the right answers. He's impressed. This where the devil started to test me. Daquan kept texting me and her dad saw my phone and says "oh that's the new iPhone? love a fella who wants the best for himself & my daughter" l had it in the bag but to make sure I offered to help her mom in the kitchen with the dishes. I'm helping her mom when my phone rings. My ringtone was My Niqqa by YG and all you heard was "MY niqqa my niqqa" x8 times. I rushed to the living room to explain but this where my fait was sealed. He accidentally answered the phone and put it on speaker and Daquan was like "Aye nigga you better King Kong that Pvssy then throw me the OOP and hung up. Bruh her dad was furious. He kicked me out. I left my phone at their house.Inow have one of those indestructible Nokia phones. read this and And go FOLLOW @Genuineguy for the funniest stories and captions on Instagram πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’― @Genuineguy @Genuineguy @Genuineguy He doesn't post annoying shoutouts πŸ’―
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you meet a white girls parents
 genuine guy I was talking to this one fine snow bunny.
 met a white girl with a Hour glass figure,
 for the first time
 looking like Alexis Texas.
 was trying to smash but
 she said gotta meet her parents first. I was skeptical
 but that ass was to fat to pass up, so fat that l woulda
 met the bitch racist grandparents if I had to. I'm like
 Huey from the boondocks so I'm thinking it should be
 easy. I'm getting ready to go to brunch at her crib. I
 Had to throw on the "sophisticated nigga 4s" with my
 glasses. get to her crib and Imeet her parents. We
 eat brunch together. Her mom couldn't even season
 the water. Food taste like Dog Dick. This was where I
 had to pull out my clutch Jean and close the deal
 with her father. We're in the living room and he's
 asking me questions and I'm answering them with
 the right answers. He's impressed. This where the
 devil started to test me. Daquan kept texting me and
 her dad saw my phone and says "oh that's the new
 iPhone? love a fella who wants the best for himself
 & my daughter" l had it in the bag but to make sure I
 offered to help her mom in the kitchen with the
 dishes. I'm helping her mom when my phone rings.
 My ringtone was My Niqqa by YG and all you heard
 was "MY niqqa my niqqa" x8 times. I rushed to the
 living room to explain but this where my fait was
 sealed. He accidentally answered the phone and put
 it on speaker and Daquan was like "Aye nigga you
 better King Kong that Pvssy then throw me the OOP
 and hung up. Bruh her dad was furious. He kicked me
 out. I left my phone at their house.Inow have one of
 those indestructible Nokia phones.
read this and And go FOLLOW @Genuineguy for the funniest stories and captions on Instagram πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’― @Genuineguy @Genuineguy @Genuineguy He doesn't post annoying shoutouts πŸ’―

read this and And go FOLLOW @Genuineguy for the funniest stories and captions on Instagram πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’― @Genuineguy @Genuineguy @Genuineguy He doesn...