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Booty, Church, and Dicks: Me: just walk past her, it's more than enough room behind her. Also me: nigga rub your whole meat on her ass. Say excuse me though That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you pour Salt on it. This happen to me this weekend in church. I seen a ass that I was gonna divide word to the Red Sea. Shorty came to church dressed like the thots of thots. Skirt so short if you kneel to pray you can see all the niqqas she hit. I was trying to make my way to the bathroom but she was in the end of the row. I was in the middle. It was either walk past brother Thomas and our meats touch or walk past this elegant piece of booty meat that awaited me. You know the real one I am I went for them juicy cheeks. Buns so fluffy it look like the burger buns on the Whooper Jr commercial. I make my way past when the lady steps forward and gives me space. I hate when bitches do this just let me grind up on it. Im walking past when I gotta act like I'm swag surfing off balance and I lean forward. My meat made a cross bridge with her ass like a Myosin head in the neuromuscular junction. That's when I slide homie across her backside. I tried not to make it obvious but I got carried away. I swear to God she Stone Cold Stunned me in the middle of church. My neck nearly snapped like a twig. I bounced back up all dramatic like they do on Monday night raw. A nigga got stomped out in front of the congregation. I swore the choir started singing "Stomp em in the nuts" from the boondocks. My genitals no longer work. I gotta pee in a bag. I no longer go to church.
Booty, Church, and Dicks: Me: just walk past her, it's more than
 enough room behind her.
 Also me: nigga rub your whole meat on
 her ass. Say excuse me though
That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you pour Salt on it. This happen to me this weekend in church. I seen a ass that I was gonna divide word to the Red Sea. Shorty came to church dressed like the thots of thots. Skirt so short if you kneel to pray you can see all the niqqas she hit. I was trying to make my way to the bathroom but she was in the end of the row. I was in the middle. It was either walk past brother Thomas and our meats touch or walk past this elegant piece of booty meat that awaited me. You know the real one I am I went for them juicy cheeks. Buns so fluffy it look like the burger buns on the Whooper Jr commercial. I make my way past when the lady steps forward and gives me space. I hate when bitches do this just let me grind up on it. Im walking past when I gotta act like I'm swag surfing off balance and I lean forward. My meat made a cross bridge with her ass like a Myosin head in the neuromuscular junction. That's when I slide homie across her backside. I tried not to make it obvious but I got carried away. I swear to God she Stone Cold Stunned me in the middle of church. My neck nearly snapped like a twig. I bounced back up all dramatic like they do on Monday night raw. A nigga got stomped out in front of the congregation. I swore the choir started singing "Stomp em in the nuts" from the boondocks. My genitals no longer work. I gotta pee in a bag. I no longer go to church.

That's when she turns around and gives you the meanest Falcon Punch known to existence causing your dick to shrivel up like a slug when you ...