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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated ๐Ÿคค. See me in the lobby Iโ€™m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like โ€œOMG smash I stink LOL!! Iโ€™ll take the next one!โ€ No the eff u wonโ€™t ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ Christmas in March. ๐ŸŽ„ U feel me? โ€œDonโ€™t be silly lol! All aboard ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big ๐Ÿ‘Œ pip squeak cough ... โ€œdamn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE ๐Ÿ˜คโ€ (c) Key and Peele ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didnโ€™t. U didnโ€™t for all of us - witcha nastass ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins ๐Ÿ˜. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chรจรฉks vigorously on mine Peepington and Iโ€™m like โ€œwha?โ€ And she said in that deep, satanic Iโ€™m-bout-to-buss voice โ€œDONNNNT STOPPPP ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บโ€ and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stรญnk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stรญnk. U an me baby ainโ€™t nothing but mammals. So letโ€™s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never
 knew something so cute could have
 such horrendous farts
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/thecasquatch
Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated ๐Ÿคค. See me in the lobby Iโ€™m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like โ€œOMG smash I stink LOL!! Iโ€™ll take the next one!โ€ No the eff u wonโ€™t ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ Christmas in March. ๐ŸŽ„ U feel me? โ€œDonโ€™t be silly lol! All aboard ๐Ÿ˜.โ€ I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big ๐Ÿ‘Œ pip squeak cough ... โ€œdamn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE ๐Ÿ˜คโ€ (c) Key and Peele ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didnโ€™t. U didnโ€™t for all of us - witcha nastass ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins ๐Ÿ˜. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM ๐Ÿ˜‚. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chรจรฉks vigorously on mine Peepington and Iโ€™m like โ€œwha?โ€ And she said in that deep, satanic Iโ€™m-bout-to-buss voice โ€œDONNNNT STOPPPP ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘บโ€ and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stรญnk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stรญnk. U an me baby ainโ€™t nothing but mammals. So letโ€™s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....