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Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter. Reddit u/towntown1337 @DrSmashlove People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]
Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs ๐Ÿคค lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that donโ€™t mean I donโ€™t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u donโ€™t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying Iโ€™m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ainโ€™t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And thatโ€™s how I feel about doggies. I ainโ€™t got no type. I understand people like different things. I donโ€™t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends thatโ€™s done it and Iโ€™m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I donโ€™t like puppy mills in my heart but I donโ€™t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ [Editorโ€™s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - donโ€™t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like โ€œlet me choke u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ Imma leave u on โ€˜Seentโ€™ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚]

People ask me โ€œaye smash whatโ€™s your type? What do u like in a girl?โ€ Simple - I ainโ€™t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin ๐Ÿฆ. I mean o...

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Alive, Amazon, and Apple: did you know?
 You can buy wrapping paper that's
 covered in the lyrics of classic rap and
 hip hop songs. 'Gift Rap' comes in a
 variety of stvles, including Baby Got
 Back, Whoomp! (There it is!), O. P. P.,
 and Push It
 rl keep my women like Flo Jo/A word to the thick soul sisters, I want to
 lay cause l'm long, and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on/S
 to do with my selection/Thirty six-twenty four- thirty six/ Ha ha, oe
 but please don't lose that butt/Some brothers want to play that has
 Eck in, to the beanpole dames in the magazines / You ain't it miss thing /
 and you want a triple X throw down/ Dial 1-900-MIKALOT and kici
 guys?/They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute,
 bitty waist and a round thang in your face, you get sprung/Wanna pu
 es (me so horny)/0000 rump of smooth skin/You say you wanna
 the average black man and ask him that she's gotta pack much bac
 h the Oakland booty)/llike 'em round and big and when I'm throwir
 so fine that you'll see Double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble- beggin' for a pi
 l gotta be straight when I say l want to/Til the break of dawn- baby g
 vanna roll in my Mercedes? (yeah)/ Then turn around, stick it out, even w
 Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda/ But Fonda ain't got a motor in
 o they toss it and leave it andI pull up quick to retrieve it/So Cosmo says
 and rice didn't miss her/Some knuckleheads try to dis 'cause his gir
 Baby got back /Little in the middle but she got much back I/ Oh m
 Ican't believe it's just so round /It's like out there/Imean gross/Look
 [was stuffed deep in the peans she's wearin. / I'm hooked and I can't stop
 cause you ain't that average groupie/I saw her dancin', to hell with rom
 ur girlfriend got the butt? (hel yeah)/Tell 'em to shake it (shake it), shal
 like an animal, now here's my scandal/I want to got you home and uh, d
 PHOTO: AMAZON
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