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Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift intout People will always know it's you any form you choose spaztomato13: wanderingwolfsbane: snippyschnapps: haiku-robot: rispahanguis: christiandevil7: nepetaloveme: tyfye49: kasaithederp: therapist-anon: cc-the-pathetic-nobody: chris-drawing-shack: weezy-pup: symmetrical-twin: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. PUSH DA BUTTON I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas! you could be a fucking furry, enough said. YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT Become a god. Just, become a god. Enough said. Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc. *slams button* I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button :: i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet! Time to abuse THIS power This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway *SMASHES BUTTON* BEEEEEF
Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift intout
 People will always know
 it's you
 any form you choose
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shitsuren-chama:

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what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY




Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. 

PUSH DA BUTTON

I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas!

you could be a fucking furry, enough said.


YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER
WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT

Become a god.
Just, become a god.
Enough said.


Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc.

*slams button*


I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button ::


i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!


Time to abuse THIS power


This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway 


*SMASHES BUTTON*


BEEEEEF

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America, Love, and Target: i love America so much, ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “i love America so much“] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: OP is a Russian bot
America, Love, and Target: i love America so much,
ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “i love America so much“]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: OP is a Russian bot

ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tag reading “i love America so much“] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: OP is a Russian bot

Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info URL: [nsfw] Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17500 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: 80564 Shares LikesYes [nsfw] Explicit (nsw): Yes Avatar not shown] Header Image Not retrieved (NSFW) General Blog Info URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/ Username: foxghost Blog Title: Fox in striped socks. Total Posts: 17514 Allows Ask: Yes Ask (anon): Yes # of Likes: Not Shared Shares Likes: No Explicit ("nstw"): No Avatar See Full Res] Header Image [see original] humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address. They got back to me within an hour. Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds. Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute. ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned 
Nsfw, Tumblr, and Avatar: General Blog Info
 URL: [nsfw]
 Username: foxghost
 Blog Title: Fox in striped socks.
 Total Posts: 17500
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 80564
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 General Blog Info
 URL: http://foxghost.tumblr.com/
 Username: foxghost
 Blog Title: Fox in striped socks.
 Total Posts: 17514
 Allows Ask: Yes
 Ask (anon): Yes
 # of Likes:
 Not Shared
 Shares Likes: No
 Explicit ("nstw"): No
 Avatar
 See Full Res]
 Header Image
 [see original]
humming-fly:
nurselofwyr:

foxghost:

Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another
Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT

Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address.
They got back to me within an hour.

Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds.
Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute.

ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned 

humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix ...

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Thanks @staff  @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!
Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

@staff : How many pornbots could there possibly be?
every user on tumblr:

I get followed by like 5 times as many per day than before.

@staff @support just in the past week, I’ve blocked at least 12 porn bots, one of which reblogged one of my most popular posts and replaced the content with a porn link. Prior to this “adult content ban”, I would block about 12 bots in a month. This ban has been counterproductive. Whatever it is you think you did to help this website did not work, so you might as well allow nipples 🤷‍♀️


I created two of my most popular posts at the end of last year. Going through my notes to block every pornbot that reblogs and replaces them with a link is a new hobby of mine. 


I love how fully uncensored tits (which shouldn’t be censored but tumblr things so) can be an icon but mine has to be censored, even though it was always sfw and I’m not even able to change it.

mellednsfw: dragontatoes: caffeinatedvagitarian: buttcheekpalmkang: cystemic: occultopossum: leeviathans: Thanks @staff @support for...