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Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My stomach hurts" Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership โ€œBig black destroyerโ€ and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I donโ€™t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. Itโ€™s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. Iโ€™m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldnโ€™t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasnโ€™t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )
Ass, Bailey Jay, and Crazy: When you can't remember if you
 pulled out or not & she's tweeting "My
 stomach hurts"
Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head quarters, telling us we had a mission to do. Its crazy how fast things can turn into a hard situation. Its about 200 million of us deep ready to dp work. We hop on the mothership โ€œBig black destroyerโ€ and began our way to the mission site. Situation getting fishy and I donโ€™t eat Anchovies. The squad faced adversity with heavy rain word to Hurricane Harvey. Both back engines were burst and we were forced to make a emergency evacuation. one by one all my niggas were vacuumed out their respective pods. Itโ€™s my turn and I go and land on the landing Zone. I look around and my homies and dying left and right. Not everyone can make this journey. We begin pushing forward to the Goal. It looked like the million man march. Im swimming fast as fuck to be first. Iโ€™m surely not the fastest one in the pack. I toss a flash bang to blind the ones in front of me. I use my turbo boost and shot passed them. A Nigga was swimming like Michael Phelps. I get to the finish line and look back to see where my homies is at. Not one to be found. Im trapped into a sticky matrix. I began to notice overtime i was taking on a new transformation. I looked like Goku in the Medical Machine. Getting stronger, growing new body parts, shit done changed. My momma was in labor for 12 hours. She shot me out like a cannon ball. It took the power of a true Sayian queen to release me from this inprisionment. Im finally free. I felt like Oj when he first came out. The light hit me like solar flare i tried to run from it and couldnโ€™t. The doctor holding me checking out my dick. Homie slapped my ass like i was some $10 stripper. Nigga was trying to cut my dick but i wasnโ€™t having it. I peed in his mouth miss me with that gay shit. That day legend was born. All my friends are dead. She pushed me to the edge. (Follow @Genuineguy if tagged or laughed for more )

Chapter 1 Conception: It was me and my niggas was posted up in the testis when the emergency broadcast system begins to go off from head qua...

Memes, Mike Brown, and Police: Utah Officer Fired For Arresting Nurse Who Refused To Draw Blood @balleralert 1 Utah Officer Fired For Arresting Nurse Who Refused To Draw Blood - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The SaltLakeCity Police Department has fired the police officer who was recorded aggressively arresting a nurse who refused to allow him to take a blood sample from an unconscious patient earlier this summer. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The incident occurred after an off-duty officer was involved in a crash with a truck driver who was fleeing the police. Video from the officers' body cameras showed Detective Jeff Payne aggressively handcuffing and arresting AlexWubbels after she refused to draw blood from the driver because Payne didn't have a warrant nor consent from the patient. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € An internal affairs report, released last month, found that both officers violated department policy. In a "notice of decision" letter, Salt Lake Police Chief Mike Brown faulted Payne for not de-escalating the situation and said they failed in their requirement to treat all citizens "equally with courtesy, consideration and dignity." โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown also demoted Payne's watch commander, Lt. James Tracey, to the rank of officer. They both have five days to appeal the action.
Memes, Mike Brown, and Police: Utah Officer Fired For Arresting Nurse
 Who Refused To Draw Blood
 @balleralert
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Utah Officer Fired For Arresting Nurse Who Refused To Draw Blood - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The SaltLakeCity Police Department has fired the police officer who was recorded aggressively arresting a nurse who refused to allow him to take a blood sample from an unconscious patient earlier this summer. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The incident occurred after an off-duty officer was involved in a crash with a truck driver who was fleeing the police. Video from the officers' body cameras showed Detective Jeff Payne aggressively handcuffing and arresting AlexWubbels after she refused to draw blood from the driver because Payne didn't have a warrant nor consent from the patient. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € An internal affairs report, released last month, found that both officers violated department policy. In a "notice of decision" letter, Salt Lake Police Chief Mike Brown faulted Payne for not de-escalating the situation and said they failed in their requirement to treat all citizens "equally with courtesy, consideration and dignity." โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Brown also demoted Payne's watch commander, Lt. James Tracey, to the rank of officer. They both have five days to appeal the action.

Utah Officer Fired For Arresting Nurse Who Refused To Draw Blood - blogged by @baetoven_ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The SaltLakeCity Police Department ...

Best Friend, Queen Latifah, and Life: #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 'Brown Sugar' Released 15 Years Ago @balleralert The Rbytim The Beat The Love .and you dorit step brown BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 'Brown Sugar' Released 15 Years Ago-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € On Oct. 11, 2002, the hip-hop film BrownSugar was released in theaters. Starring TayeDiggs, SanaaLathan, MosDef, QueenLatifah, and more, 'Brown Sugar' tells the story of a best friend duo who form a bond from childhood to adulthood through their love for hip-hop. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Sidney Shaw (Lathan) is the editor-in-chief of XXL while Andre Romulus Ellis (Diggs) is an A&R for Millenium Records. Throughout the film, the two find themselves questioning the current state of life, hip-hop, and of their relationship. While they both are romantically involved with other people, they soon realize that they might have had real love with each other all along. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € The film stars hip-hop icons like MosDef and Queen Latifah, but also features cameos from BigDaddyKane, Common, PeteRock, DeLaSoul, SlickRick, and more. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € What's your favorite scene from the film?
Best Friend, Queen Latifah, and Life:  #BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop:
 'Brown Sugar' Released 15 Years Ago
 @balleralert
 The Rbytim The Beat The Love
 .and you dorit step
 brown
BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 'Brown Sugar' Released 15 Years Ago-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € On Oct. 11, 2002, the hip-hop film BrownSugar was released in theaters. Starring TayeDiggs, SanaaLathan, MosDef, QueenLatifah, and more, 'Brown Sugar' tells the story of a best friend duo who form a bond from childhood to adulthood through their love for hip-hop. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € Sidney Shaw (Lathan) is the editor-in-chief of XXL while Andre Romulus Ellis (Diggs) is an A&R for Millenium Records. Throughout the film, the two find themselves questioning the current state of life, hip-hop, and of their relationship. While they both are romantically involved with other people, they soon realize that they might have had real love with each other all along. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € The film stars hip-hop icons like MosDef and Queen Latifah, but also features cameos from BigDaddyKane, Common, PeteRock, DeLaSoul, SlickRick, and more. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € What's your favorite scene from the film?

BallerAlert's Today in Hip-Hop: 'Brown Sugar' Released 15 Years Ago-blogged by @thereal__bee โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € On Oct. 11, 2002, the hip-hop film...

Anaconda, Driving, and Dude: Why ls The Responsibility Put On Women To Keep Their Mate? @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com Why Is The Responsibility Put On Women To Keep Their Mate? - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Earlier this year, I was driving with my friend, gossiping and catching up, when he saw his uncle outside in the neighborhood. It had been some years since the two had seen each other and he had no idea how close his uncle stayed. After the expected formalities and Cheshire Cat grins, the attention was turned over to me. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Posted with the window down, I could hear his uncle inquire about me. "Is that your little friend?" Without hesitation he responded , yes. They continued their catch-up talk as I remained occupied by my phone conversation in the car. After the two had their content , my friend hopped in the car. Waving a final good bye, the uncle proclaims, " You've got a good one, keep him.โ€ I laughed it off, and said sure, but it sat on my mind for days. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Yes he's overall a good dude. However, why is the responsibility on me? Why must women keep men? Are relationships not 100-100? Shouldn't we both work towards building instead of one being unfairly weighted with keeping the other?... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile). โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
Anaconda, Driving, and Dude: Why ls The Responsibility Put On Women
 To Keep Their Mate?
 @balleralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
Why Is The Responsibility Put On Women To Keep Their Mate? - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Earlier this year, I was driving with my friend, gossiping and catching up, when he saw his uncle outside in the neighborhood. It had been some years since the two had seen each other and he had no idea how close his uncle stayed. After the expected formalities and Cheshire Cat grins, the attention was turned over to me. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Posted with the window down, I could hear his uncle inquire about me. "Is that your little friend?" Without hesitation he responded , yes. They continued their catch-up talk as I remained occupied by my phone conversation in the car. After the two had their content , my friend hopped in the car. Waving a final good bye, the uncle proclaims, " You've got a good one, keep him.โ€ I laughed it off, and said sure, but it sat on my mind for days. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Yes he's overall a good dude. However, why is the responsibility on me? Why must women keep men? Are relationships not 100-100? Shouldn't we both work towards building instead of one being unfairly weighted with keeping the other?... to read more log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile). โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €

Why Is The Responsibility Put On Women To Keep Their Mate? - blogged by @niksofly โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Earlier this year, I was...

Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his name is Smudge @DrSmashlove Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact yโ€™all know a LOT about sports, yโ€™all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of yโ€™all - like me (raised with sisters ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚) - donโ€™t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And thatโ€™s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - Iโ€™m just saying letโ€™s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball itโ€™s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? โ€œWhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. โ€œWell for the Nats itโ€™s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mphโ€ etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. Thatโ€™s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like โ€œwe clicked - youโ€™re amazing - talking to u felt so natural โ˜บ๏ธโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking โ€œyeah bish because I ainโ€™t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout โ€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHEโ€™S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALLโ€ and his sister Karen just like โ€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!โ€ Now yโ€™all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Warning: donโ€™t say โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s a little too manly baby girl u donโ€™t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s like calling him โ€œbroโ€ ... like Bryson Tiller said: โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€ Whoโ€™s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Anaconda, Ass, and Baseball: u/Thigpenology 1d i.redd.it
 I met this local wet-nosed pup at the bar, his
 name is Smudge
 @DrSmashlove
Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thing or two about sports. Matter fact yโ€™all know a LOT about sports, yโ€™all be at the bars with your blond pony tail hanging out the back of your cubs snap back recalling stats like a cot damn baseball announcer lol. But some of yโ€™all - like me (raised with sisters ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚) - donโ€™t know shiiiiiiiiit. Zero. Nada. And thatโ€™s completely fine! Sports are gay! (No offense to sports fans or homosexuals - Iโ€™m just saying letโ€™s call it what it is - if u a man who spend his days admiring men in tight pants then u a lil gay! Just a lil bit ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚). But anyway when it come to baseball itโ€™s one way to easily cheat and participate in any baseball discussion. As soon as a discussion about an impending baseball game come up, say one thing. Just one. U ready? โ€œWhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Bam. BAM. Wind that boy up and let his ass go. Watch his ass talk for 45 MINUTES about the pitchers on both sides. โ€œWell for the Nats itโ€™s Strasburg - dude is INCREDIBLE - fastballs over 100 mphโ€ etc etc until you fall asleep face down in yo burger and fries u feel me? But u let him talk. Thatโ€™s all it is - talking. I go out on dates and afterward the girl be like โ€œwe clicked - youโ€™re amazing - talking to u felt so natural โ˜บ๏ธโ€ and Iโ€™m thinking โ€œyeah bish because I ainโ€™t talk! You talked and I nodded! U talked enuf for both of us witchoe tawkin ass!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ But real talk just say it with me: โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ And let him talk his sh!t. And watch him text his family the next day talmbout โ€œOMG I MET A GIRL NAMED MEGAN AND SHEโ€™S BEAUTIFUL AND SHE LOVES BASEBALLโ€ and his sister Karen just like โ€œfinally! You ex Kelly hated baseball! That b!tch!โ€ Now yโ€™all getting married. U feel me? U choosing bridesmaids dresses and picking appetizers for the wedding off of โ€œwhoโ€™s pitching?โ€ Warning: donโ€™t say โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s a little too manly baby girl u donโ€™t want him thinking yo armpits hairy lol. โ€œwhoโ€™s on the mound?โ€ Thatโ€™s like calling him โ€œbroโ€ ... like Bryson Tiller said: โ€œDonโ€™t.โ€ Whoโ€™s pitching? Now go get married Megan bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Playoff baseball is upon us. Now some of u ladies who grew up with brothers and-or a father (who was actually present ๐Ÿค—) already know a thin...