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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold yuck.โ€ OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING ITโ€™S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I donโ€™t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like Iโ€™m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some โ€œCheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now itโ€™s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like โ€œOk these huskies donโ€™t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was realโ€. She opens her mouth and whispers: โ€œJeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoatโ€ (โ€œI can see your PP print through your overcoatโ€). And then u like โ€œaye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.โ€ And she like โ€œcome. Drink.โ€ And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like Iโ€™m her bb and Iโ€™m like โ€œwow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.โ€ Thatโ€™s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and Iโ€™m like โ€œJeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jegโ€ (โ€œI'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**โ€). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this
 little nugget when she gets home
 from work.
 Reddit u/belatedpajamas
 @DrSmashlove
Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold yuck.โ€ OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING ITโ€™S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I donโ€™t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like Iโ€™m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some โ€œCheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now itโ€™s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like โ€œOk these huskies donโ€™t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was realโ€. She opens her mouth and whispers: โ€œJeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoatโ€ (โ€œI can see your PP print through your overcoatโ€). And then u like โ€œaye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.โ€ And she like โ€œcome. Drink.โ€ And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like Iโ€™m her bb and Iโ€™m like โ€œwow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.โ€ Thatโ€™s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and Iโ€™m like โ€œJeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jegโ€ (โ€œI'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**โ€). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Now people always wanna be like โ€œwow how do you live in Chicagoโ€, โ€œdamn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miamiโ€, โ€œwow Chicago is big cold y...