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Disney, Fucking, and Goals: kevinhart4real Long talk with this little big jackass
last night about the business & how hard we work &
setting new goals for ourselves and also making
2018 possibly our biggest year yet. He got so excited
because we started talking about Jumanji 2 & doing
another movie together that I had to pop him in the
mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up! The bottom
line his that Kids will be Kids....I'm taking him to
Disney land today to apologize. Good morning world
HAPPY TUESDAYE
#HardestWorkersinTheRoom #MyGuy
#TheInternetsUndefeated He's also a slobbering
baby which is annoying as hell... think it's the protein
shakes .. . Also my post is funnier because
you can tell that I just smacked the shit out of him in
this photo. He's also the first baby born in the world
with grey hair. We are going to make a shit load of
money together #HewontStopDinkingMilk
#HisNickNamelsBabyBigHead #Revenge
why so violent and why you gotta make my head so
fucking big!?!
Kevin Hart and The Rock stay clownin! π³π©π @KevinHart4real @TheRock https://t.co/mdqYmmPOhX
![Disney, Fucking, and Goals: kevinhart4real Long talk with this little big jackass
last night about the business & how hard we work &
setting new goals for ourselves and also making
2018 possibly our biggest year yet. He got so excited
because we started talking about Jumanji 2 & doing
another movie together that I had to pop him in the
mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up! The bottom
line his that Kids will be Kids....I'm taking him to
Disney land today to apologize. Good morning world
HAPPY TUESDAYE
#HardestWorkersinTheRoom #MyGuy
#TheInternetsUndefeated He's also a slobbering
baby which is annoying as hell... think it's the protein
shakes .. . Also my post is funnier because
you can tell that I just smacked the shit out of him in
this photo. He's also the first baby born in the world
with grey hair. We are going to make a shit load of
money together #HewontStopDinkingMilk
#HisNickNamelsBabyBigHead #Revenge
why so violent and why you gotta make my head so
fucking big!?!
Kevin Hart and The Rock stay clownin! π³π©π @KevinHart4real @TheRock https://t.co/mdqYmmPOhX]()
Kevin Hart and The Rock stay clownin! π³π©π @KevinHart4real @TheRock https://t.co/mdqYmmPOhX
Memes, Abortion, and Bear: Liberals believe that the
Constitution gives citizens the
right to an abortion, even
though the Constitution says
nothing about it.
THE
NEWLY
But they don't believe it gives
you the right to bear arms, even
though it says so explicitly.
Bottom line: Liberals don't really
believe in the Constitution at all
They just want to impose their
will on everyone else
Nails it!
![Memes, Abortion, and Bear: Liberals believe that the
Constitution gives citizens the
right to an abortion, even
though the Constitution says
nothing about it.
THE
NEWLY
But they don't believe it gives
you the right to bear arms, even
though it says so explicitly.
Bottom line: Liberals don't really
believe in the Constitution at all
They just want to impose their
will on everyone else
Nails it!]()
Nails it!
Google, Hungry, and Lmao: I was so high and hungry I started making a
sandwich in safari LMAO
lettuce Google Search
tomato slices- Google Search
hamburger patty with cheese Google Search
bottom hamburger bun Google Search
Follow @storchlabs for the funniest posts
![Google, Hungry, and Lmao: I was so high and hungry I started making a
sandwich in safari LMAO
lettuce Google Search
tomato slices- Google Search
hamburger patty with cheese Google Search
bottom hamburger bun Google Search
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Crazy, Taken, and Dick: When he's giving you boyfriend dick
and you can't help but wonder just
how many other bitches he's taken
care of in this manner
Don't worry bout allat! Just enjoy these slow strokes, DEEP, passionate tongue kisses and bottom lip sucks. πππ females crazy unstablecreatures
![Crazy, Taken, and Dick: When he's giving you boyfriend dick
and you can't help but wonder just
how many other bitches he's taken
care of in this manner
Don't worry bout allat! Just enjoy these slow strokes, DEEP, passionate tongue kisses and bottom lip sucks. πππ females crazy unstablecreatures]()
Don't worry bout allat! Just enjoy these slow strokes, DEEP, passionate tongue kisses and bottom lip sucks. πππ females crazy unstablecreatu...
Life, Memes, and Ally: MLLIONARE MENTOR
FEAR? WHAT
THE F*CKIS
THAT?
Actually, fear is a good thing! Read onβ¦ βοΈCourage and fear go hand in hand. I used to think that people were courageous when they chose to do things I would be afraid to do. I was wrong. They could only be courageous in doing things they were afraid to do. Bravery doesnβt exist in the absence of trepidation. βοΈPhysiology can be misleading. The bottom line is that fear is intended to keep us safe. Most people are familiar with the fight-or flight response. When our lives are threatened, physiology kicks in to protect us. We are hardwired for self-preservation. βοΈFear is instructive. When weβve established that life indeed is not in danger, fear becomes useful in a very different way. In conclusion, fear itself isnβt a problem. Our reaction to our own fears is the issue. In making fear an adversary, we miss the challenge of deciphering the message that is being sent to us. When we choose to make it an ally, we gain so much more. π - fear success millionairementor
![Life, Memes, and Ally: MLLIONARE MENTOR
FEAR? WHAT
THE F*CKIS
THAT?
Actually, fear is a good thing! Read onβ¦ βοΈCourage and fear go hand in hand. I used to think that people were courageous when they chose to do things I would be afraid to do. I was wrong. They could only be courageous in doing things they were afraid to do. Bravery doesnβt exist in the absence of trepidation. βοΈPhysiology can be misleading. The bottom line is that fear is intended to keep us safe. Most people are familiar with the fight-or flight response. When our lives are threatened, physiology kicks in to protect us. We are hardwired for self-preservation. βοΈFear is instructive. When weβve established that life indeed is not in danger, fear becomes useful in a very different way. In conclusion, fear itself isnβt a problem. Our reaction to our own fears is the issue. In making fear an adversary, we miss the challenge of deciphering the message that is being sent to us. When we choose to make it an ally, we gain so much more. π - fear success millionairementor]()
Actually, fear is a good thing! Read onβ¦ βοΈCourage and fear go hand in hand. I used to think that people were courageous when they chose to ...
Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63%
08:42
charmcitywire.com
I'm All In On This Guy
Selling Energy Drinks
Filled With Crystal
Meth And Gasoline
Out Of His Tree Fort
Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
ENERO
DRINK
NERGY
Boone County Sheriff's Office
72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
selling his homemade energy drinks containing
meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25
00 AT&T
08:43
o 63%!
charmcitywire.com
bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
meth.
Police discovered June's practice after several high
school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
bleeding after consuming the drinks.
This is what June had to say about the drinks:
They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
He then back tracked and went with this version:
"Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them
addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
they'll all testify against me so let me make
something else clear: I pissed in every bottle."
Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you
08:43
O 63%
charmcitywire.com
want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them,
and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
buy it, that's on you.
I just love everything about Jasper June and his
retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
language while wearing his diaper, and when police
ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is
no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern
forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
lcing on the cake.
PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort
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Via
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Author: Zach
Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?
![Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63%
08:42
charmcitywire.com
I'm All In On This Guy
Selling Energy Drinks
Filled With Crystal
Meth And Gasoline
Out Of His Tree Fort
Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
ENERO
DRINK
NERGY
Boone County Sheriff's Office
72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
selling his homemade energy drinks containing
meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25
00 AT&T
08:43
o 63%!
charmcitywire.com
bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
meth.
Police discovered June's practice after several high
school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
bleeding after consuming the drinks.
This is what June had to say about the drinks:
They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
He then back tracked and went with this version:
"Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them
addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
they'll all testify against me so let me make
something else clear: I pissed in every bottle."
Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you
08:43
O 63%
charmcitywire.com
want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them,
and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
buy it, that's on you.
I just love everything about Jasper June and his
retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
language while wearing his diaper, and when police
ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is
no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern
forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
lcing on the cake.
PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort
Follow @zachhagerman
Via
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Author: Zach
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Funny, Trash, and Mean: JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE TRASH
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CAN'T DO
GREAT THINGS
IT IS CALLED
GARBAGE CAN,
NOT GARBAGE
CANNOT.
Started from the bottom now we're lowerΒ ππ https://t.co/XQvefzuBMH
![Funny, Trash, and Mean: JUST BECAUSE
YOU'RE TRASH
DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CAN'T DO
GREAT THINGS
IT IS CALLED
GARBAGE CAN,
NOT GARBAGE
CANNOT.
Started from the bottom now we're lowerΒ ππ https://t.co/XQvefzuBMH]()
Started from the bottom now we're lowerΒ ππ https://t.co/XQvefzuBMH
