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Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this little nugget when she gets home from work. Reddit u/belatedpajamas @DrSmashlove Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Chicago: Waiting to surprise my SO with this
 little nugget when she gets home
 from work.
 Reddit u/belatedpajamas
 @DrSmashlove
Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold yuck.” OKAY. DUH. NOBODY SAYING IT’S WARM LOL. But the cold got benefits. For one, it make the holidays pretty. I don’t celebrate Christmas but all the pretty lights and snowflakes bruv that make me feel like I’m in a quaint, adorable little English village. On some “Cheerio chap! Yes very good govvenah! BRIYYANT!” 😂 U feel me? Heritage. Not my heritage - but somebody heritage lol! Fireplaces. Cozy lil fires. U feel me? Seasons. Now it’s also downsides. I keep water bottles in my car and them bottles freeze. No bueno asf. But a HALF FROZE bottle is a come up! If u catch it at the right point in the freeze life cycle it develop a water PP column right up the middle that osmularicizes coldness through water you pour into the bottle it and freezes it to the optimal gym water temp. Boom. One sip and u transported to the mountains of Norway bruv. U thirsty. U been walking for days. U come upon a comely Norwegian birb with a gaggle of aggressive huskies barking at u. U like “Ok these huskies don’t like my kind lmao RIP to me it was real”. She opens her mouth and whispers: “Jeg kan se din PP-utskrift gjennom din overcoat” (“I can see your PP print through your overcoat”). And then u like “aye short blond hair on white girls is sexy ol McCaulay Culkin Justin Bieber with a fatty lookin a$$ PAUSE.” And she like “come. Drink.” And she open her shroud which is made from a single uncut bison skin and she bare nekky and she put my head against her heart and pour water into my mouth like I’m her bb and I’m like “wow Scandinavians are wild but I love it.” That’s how soothing that half frozen ice PP water bottle taste bruv. Anyway then she fall in love with me and ask me to live among her people and I’m like “Jeg er her for en god stund, ikke lenge, du vet jeg” (“I'm here for a good time not a long time, you know **I**”). And she shed a single tear and I pet the huskies and depart homeward. BOTTOM LINE THAT HALF FROZEN WATER BOTTLE IS A GYM BLESSING BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Now people always wanna be like “wow how do you live in Chicago”, “damn smash Chicago is cold asf why not Miami”, “wow Chicago is big cold y...

Family, Kkk, and Memes: Pvramid of White Supremac Genocide In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for Murdor Violence Police Shootings support. If the bricks at the Lynching Hate Crimes bottom are removed, the whole Calls for Violence Polce Brutalitystructure comes tumbling down. Neo-Nazis KKK The N Word Confoderato Flags Burning Crosses Discrimination Mass Incarceration Swastkoa Racial Profling School-to-prison P polino Hring Dison stop and Frisk Redlining Anti-Immigration Policies Foaring Pooplo of Color Racial Slurs Funding Schools Locally Victim Blaming Predatory L Racist Jokes Veiled Racism Paternalism English-only Initiatives Euro-Centric Curriculum Bootstrap Theory Racist Mascots Tokonism Claiming Reverse Racism Cultural Appropriation Colorblindnoss Tone Policing Minimization We all belong to the human race Donial of Whito Privlogo Whito Savior Complox Post-Racial Society "Why can't we all just get along? it doesnt matter who you voto for White Ally Speaking over Poc False Equivocation ts just a joke! Get over slavery Not all whito pooplo.. But my Black friend said.. Not Bolioving Exporionces of POC Prioritizing Intontions over Impact Racist Jokes Indifference Two Sides to Every Story Avoilding Confrontation with Racist Family Mombors doosn't affoct mo Not Challenging Remaining Apolitical Adapted from Elien Tuzzolo and Ssfehouse Progressive Ariance for Nonvio ence's diagram 厘thesociologicalcinema Pyramid of White Supremacy In a pyramid, every brick depends on the ones below it for support. If the bricks at the bottom are removed, the whole structure comes tumbling down. SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic
Family, Kkk, and Memes: Pvramid of White Supremac
 Genocide
 In a pyramid, every brick
 depends on the ones below it for
 Murdor
 Violence
 Police Shootings support. If the bricks at the
 Lynching Hate Crimes
 bottom are removed, the whole
 Calls for Violence Polce
 Brutalitystructure comes tumbling down.
 Neo-Nazis KKK The N Word
 Confoderato Flags Burning Crosses
 Discrimination Mass Incarceration Swastkoa
 Racial Profling
 School-to-prison P polino
 Hring Dison stop and Frisk
 Redlining
 Anti-Immigration Policies
 Foaring Pooplo of Color
 Racial Slurs
 Funding Schools Locally
 Victim Blaming
 Predatory L
 Racist Jokes
 Veiled Racism
 Paternalism
 English-only Initiatives Euro-Centric Curriculum
 Bootstrap Theory
 Racist Mascots
 Tokonism
 Claiming Reverse Racism
 Cultural Appropriation
 Colorblindnoss
 Tone Policing
 Minimization We all belong to the human race Donial of Whito Privlogo
 Whito Savior Complox
 Post-Racial Society
 "Why can't we all just get along?
 it doesnt matter who you voto for White Ally Speaking over Poc False Equivocation
 ts just a joke! Get over slavery
 Not all whito pooplo..
 But my Black friend said.. Not Bolioving Exporionces of POC
 Prioritizing Intontions over Impact
 Racist Jokes
 Indifference
 Two Sides to Every Story
 Avoilding Confrontation with Racist Family Mombors
 doosn't affoct mo
 Not Challenging
 Remaining Apolitical
 Adapted from Elien Tuzzolo and Ssfehouse Progressive Ariance for Nonvio ence's diagram
 厘thesociologicalcinema
 Pyramid of White Supremacy
 In a pyramid, every brick depends on the
 ones below it for support. If the bricks at the
 bottom are removed, the whole structure
 comes tumbling down.
SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

SmashWhiteSupremacy 👊🏾✊🏽 . Via @feministastic

Energy, Life, and Memes: GET SO RICH THAT EXPENSIVE BECOMES CHEAP Looking to become financially FREE? Keep reading!👇 Too many people out there are giving ridiculous ideas on how you can become rich and many of those ideas are about cutting back and saving. I can promise you that will not get rich by skipping your daily latte. ✋ If there’s no money coming to your life then you can’t save. Don't let anyone give you the idea that you need to skip your Starbucks coffee and save $5 a day and that will somehow make you rich. - Your boy millmentor coming at you with a few tips to increase your wealth: ✔️Invest in yourself. Successful people invest time, energy, and money in improving themselves. Help yourself out so you are in a position to help someone else out. ✔️Find the right job. You need a job, but you need the right job to start. All companies live from “revenue.’’ Get a job where you can make commissions rather than just a salary and you will finally be in control of how much you earn. 💰 ✔️Get great at what you do. Commit to being great, not just average. Any industry can be a painful profession for average and bottom performers, but massively rewarding for those that are great. Those that live, breathe and eat their profession, those that are obsessed, become great. ✔️Get multiple streams of income. You won't get rich without multiple flows of income. That starts with the income you currently have. Increase that income and start adding multiple flows. - Did you like the tips? Let me know in the comments 👇 - rich tips motivation millionairementor
Energy, Life, and Memes: GET SO RICH THAT
 EXPENSIVE BECOMES
 CHEAP
Looking to become financially FREE? Keep reading!👇 Too many people out there are giving ridiculous ideas on how you can become rich and many of those ideas are about cutting back and saving. I can promise you that will not get rich by skipping your daily latte. ✋ If there’s no money coming to your life then you can’t save. Don't let anyone give you the idea that you need to skip your Starbucks coffee and save $5 a day and that will somehow make you rich. - Your boy millmentor coming at you with a few tips to increase your wealth: ✔️Invest in yourself. Successful people invest time, energy, and money in improving themselves. Help yourself out so you are in a position to help someone else out. ✔️Find the right job. You need a job, but you need the right job to start. All companies live from “revenue.’’ Get a job where you can make commissions rather than just a salary and you will finally be in control of how much you earn. 💰 ✔️Get great at what you do. Commit to being great, not just average. Any industry can be a painful profession for average and bottom performers, but massively rewarding for those that are great. Those that live, breathe and eat their profession, those that are obsessed, become great. ✔️Get multiple streams of income. You won't get rich without multiple flows of income. That starts with the income you currently have. Increase that income and start adding multiple flows. - Did you like the tips? Let me know in the comments 👇 - rich tips motivation millionairementor

Looking to become financially FREE? Keep reading!👇 Too many people out there are giving ridiculous ideas on how you can become rich and many...

Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...