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     bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.


In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ā€˜em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them. 
If thereā€™s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iā€™m not moving for them, I canā€™t think of it atm. 


Walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youā€™re gonna win the Indy 500 and donā€™t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.


I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā 

                
            

            
            
marithlizard:

taraljc:

seperis:


sapphic-pink-kryptonite:

phoenixonwheels:

linkedsoul:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


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     bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

                
            

            
            
little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







     bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
little-miss-stan:
elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
little-miss-stan:
elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 

                
            

            
            
little-miss-stan:
elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







     bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
angryschnauzer:
freckledai:

daybreak96:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 


This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17


I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when iā€™m walking along holding Superpups hand (heā€™s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between usā€¦ so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us. 


I was waiting at traffic lights, using this advice to make people go around me and some guy asked me if I knew that I looked like a bitch and I just looked him dead in the eye with the murder gaze until he carried in walking. Such a creep, going up to a 15 year old and expecting her to smile and move out of the way.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Anna Breslaw
 @annabreslavw
 My sister is doing arn
 experiment: Whenever men
 walk towards her, she doesn't
 move out of the way first. So
 far she has collided with 28
 men.
 12/13/14, 5:04 PNM
angryschnauzer:
freckledai:

daybreak96:

little-miss-stan:

elegantmess100:


blossombarnes:

retroasgardian:


reddobastard:

onethingconstant:


songbirde108:


mercurialkitty:


emmagrant01:


clevermanka:


youcangofindatree:


moremetalthanyourmom:

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itā€™s amazing how many men Iā€™ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it


I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iā€™ve lost count of how many men Iā€™ve smacked shoulders with.


Recently, I was standing outside my sonā€™s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnā€™t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnā€™t leapt out of his manly path. 
Now Iā€™m wishing Iā€™d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, ā€œMy Liege!ā€


I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.


Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iā€™m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.


Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendā€™s medication, and I didnā€™t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyā€”one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatā€™s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iā€™d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ā€œlooked like a soldier.ā€ Iā€™m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youā€™ve been sent to murder Captain America.


WALK LIKE YOUā€™VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA




Itā€™s called the Murder Strut.

ITā€™S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnā€™t find it. Iā€™m so glad ITā€™S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!


A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post. 


This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17


I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when iā€™m walking along holding Superpups hand (heā€™s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between usā€¦ so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us. 


I was waiting at traffic lights, using this advice to make people go around me and some guy asked me if I knew that I looked like a bitch and I just looked him dead in the eye with the murder gaze until he carried in walking. Such a creep, going up to a 15 year old and expecting her to smile and move out of the way.
                
            

            
            
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     bowed: Since November, more than two dozen women-of all ages, but mostly in
 their twenties-had approached me in restaurants, theaters, and stores to
 apologize for not voting or not doing more to help my campaign. I responded
 with forced smiles and tight nods. On one occasion, an older woman dragged
 her adult daughter by the arm to come talk to me and ordered her to apolo-
 gize for not voting-which she did, head bowed in contrition. I wanted to
 stare right in her eyes and say, "You didn't vote? How could you not vote?! You
 abdicated your responsibility as a citizen at the worst possible time! And now
 you want me to make you feel better?" Of course, I didn't say any of that.
 These people were looking for absolution that I just couldn't give. We all
 have to live with the consequences of our decisions.
<p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/165278063702/quitefranklytv-salt-for-years-is-this-really" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://quitefranklytv.tumblr.com/post/165277586244/salt-for-years" class="tumblr_blog">quitefranklytv</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Salt for years</p></blockquote>
<p>Is this really from her book? Thereā€™s no way sheā€™s this unintentionally honest and maladroit.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://nypost.com/2017/09/12/hillary-opens-up-about-the-damn-emails-concession-in-new-book/">Looks like itā€™s real</a></p><p>I want to die. I didnā€™t think even Hillary was capable of such hilarious lack of self-awareness.Ā ā€œForgive me Reverend Mother, for I have sinned.ā€ I suppose now the girl will have to say 20 Hail Hillaryā€™s and serve her next campaign as penance.Ā </p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Since November, more than two dozen women-of all ages, but mostly in
 their twenties-had approached me in restaurants, theaters, and stores to
 apologize for not voting or not doing more to help my campaign. I responded
 with forced smiles and tight nods. On one occasion, an older woman dragged
 her adult daughter by the arm to come talk to me and ordered her to apolo-
 gize for not voting-which she did, head bowed in contrition. I wanted to
 stare right in her eyes and say, "You didn't vote? How could you not vote?! You
 abdicated your responsibility as a citizen at the worst possible time! And now
 you want me to make you feel better?" Of course, I didn't say any of that.
 These people were looking for absolution that I just couldn't give. We all
 have to live with the consequences of our decisions.
<p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/165278063702/quitefranklytv-salt-for-years-is-this-really" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://quitefranklytv.tumblr.com/post/165277586244/salt-for-years" class="tumblr_blog">quitefranklytv</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Salt for years</p></blockquote>
<p>Is this really from her book? Thereā€™s no way sheā€™s this unintentionally honest and maladroit.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><a href="http://nypost.com/2017/09/12/hillary-opens-up-about-the-damn-emails-concession-in-new-book/">Looks like itā€™s real</a></p><p>I want to die. I didnā€™t think even Hillary was capable of such hilarious lack of self-awareness.Ā ā€œForgive me Reverend Mother, for I have sinned.ā€ I suppose now the girl will have to say 20 Hail Hillaryā€™s and serve her next campaign as penance.Ā </p>
                
            

            
            
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     bowed: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 Replying to @MsBlaireWhite
 condemning nazis is basically the
 same as sympathizing w themm
 2:03 PM 12 Aug 17
 11 Retweets 218 Likes

 wint
 @dril
 the wise man bowed his head
 solemnly and spoke: "theres actually
 zero difference between good & bad
 things. you imbecile. you fucking
 moron"
 Traducir del inglƩs
 6/1/14 20:52
 7,542 Retweets 12.6K Me gusta
<p><a href="http://whatsamobtoamadkingryan.tumblr.com/post/164534464306/libertarirynn-national-kuvirism-huntrad" class="tumblr_blog">whatsamobtoamadkingryan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164533182254/national-kuvirism-huntrad" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://national-kuvirism.tumblr.com/post/164496860368/huntrad-socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if" class="tumblr_blog">national-kuvirism</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://huntrad.tumblr.com/post/164496654782/socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if-i-see-this" class="tumblr_blog">huntrad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://socialjusticestupidity.tumblr.com/post/164285776987/shepcom-if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticestupidity</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://shepcom.tumblr.com/post/164285530692/if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of-context-on-my" class="tumblr_blog">shepcom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>if I see this thing taken out of context on my dash one more time istg</p>
<p>ONCE AGAIN, HERE IT IS</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe035880493d4409069181129bff5229/tumblr_inline_outmhi2YPf1qi1gel_540.jpg" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is why context matters</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What was drils context</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Dril has hypercontext.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Shout out to Laci for not being an idiot though.</p></blockquote>

<p>Laci has become a lot more reasonable lately. It says something that two people on opposite political ends like her and Blair can be civil and fair to one another.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah I actually think she and Blaire are legit friends now. Wild.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 Replying to @MsBlaireWhite
 condemning nazis is basically the
 same as sympathizing w themm
 2:03 PM 12 Aug 17
 11 Retweets 218 Likes

 wint
 @dril
 the wise man bowed his head
 solemnly and spoke: "theres actually
 zero difference between good & bad
 things. you imbecile. you fucking
 moron"
 Traducir del inglƩs
 6/1/14 20:52
 7,542 Retweets 12.6K Me gusta
<p><a href="http://whatsamobtoamadkingryan.tumblr.com/post/164534464306/libertarirynn-national-kuvirism-huntrad" class="tumblr_blog">whatsamobtoamadkingryan</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/164533182254/national-kuvirism-huntrad" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://national-kuvirism.tumblr.com/post/164496860368/huntrad-socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if" class="tumblr_blog">national-kuvirism</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://huntrad.tumblr.com/post/164496654782/socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if-i-see-this" class="tumblr_blog">huntrad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://socialjusticestupidity.tumblr.com/post/164285776987/shepcom-if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticestupidity</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://shepcom.tumblr.com/post/164285530692/if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of-context-on-my" class="tumblr_blog">shepcom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>if I see this thing taken out of context on my dash one more time istg</p>
<p>ONCE AGAIN, HERE IT IS</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe035880493d4409069181129bff5229/tumblr_inline_outmhi2YPf1qi1gel_540.jpg" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is why context matters</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What was drils context</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Dril has hypercontext.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Shout out to Laci for not being an idiot though.</p></blockquote>

<p>Laci has become a lot more reasonable lately. It says something that two people on opposite political ends like her and Blair can be civil and fair to one another.</p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah I actually think she and Blaire are legit friends now. Wild.</p>
                
            

            
            
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     bowed: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 Replying to @MsBlaireWhite
 condemning nazis is basically the
 same as sympathizing w themm
 2:03 PM 12 Aug 17
 11 Retweets 218 Likes

 wint
 @dril
 the wise man bowed his head
 solemnly and spoke: "theres actually
 zero difference between good & bad
 things. you imbecile. you fucking
 moron"
 Traducir del inglƩs
 6/1/14 20:52
 7,542 Retweets 12.6K Me gusta
<p><a href="https://national-kuvirism.tumblr.com/post/164496860368/huntrad-socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if" class="tumblr_blog">national-kuvirism</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://huntrad.tumblr.com/post/164496654782/socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if-i-see-this" class="tumblr_blog">huntrad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://socialjusticestupidity.tumblr.com/post/164285776987/shepcom-if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticestupidity</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://shepcom.tumblr.com/post/164285530692/if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of-context-on-my" class="tumblr_blog">shepcom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>if I see this thing taken out of context on my dash one more time istg</p>
<p>ONCE AGAIN, HERE IT IS</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe035880493d4409069181129bff5229/tumblr_inline_outmhi2YPf1qi1gel_540.jpg" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is why context matters</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What was drils context</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Dril has hypercontext.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Shout out to Laci for not being an idiot though.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                 bowed: Laci Green
 @gogreen18
 Replying to @MsBlaireWhite
 condemning nazis is basically the
 same as sympathizing w themm
 2:03 PM 12 Aug 17
 11 Retweets 218 Likes

 wint
 @dril
 the wise man bowed his head
 solemnly and spoke: "theres actually
 zero difference between good & bad
 things. you imbecile. you fucking
 moron"
 Traducir del inglƩs
 6/1/14 20:52
 7,542 Retweets 12.6K Me gusta
<p><a href="https://national-kuvirism.tumblr.com/post/164496860368/huntrad-socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if" class="tumblr_blog">national-kuvirism</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://huntrad.tumblr.com/post/164496654782/socialjusticestupidity-shepcom-if-i-see-this" class="tumblr_blog">huntrad</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://socialjusticestupidity.tumblr.com/post/164285776987/shepcom-if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticestupidity</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://shepcom.tumblr.com/post/164285530692/if-i-see-this-thing-taken-out-of-context-on-my" class="tumblr_blog">shepcom</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>if I see this thing taken out of context on my dash one more time istg</p>
<p>ONCE AGAIN, HERE IT IS</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe035880493d4409069181129bff5229/tumblr_inline_outmhi2YPf1qi1gel_540.jpg" data-orig-height="584" data-orig-width="521"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>This is why context matters</p>
</blockquote>

<p>What was drils context</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Dril has hypercontext.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Shout out to Laci for not being an idiot though.</p>
                
            

            
            
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