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    Brain Explode: Pupper does an awoo
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️." Just like that. U get me? "I know ☺️." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try 🤗). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know ☺️" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know ☺️." Aight? Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! 😍❤️😂)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brain Explode: Pupper does an awoo
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺️." Just like that. U get me? "I know ☺️." (With that same expression as the emoji - u got it in u, just try 🤗). And watch his brain explode and come out of his ears and all u see is white matter all over the walls while his eyes pop out of his head like he just been electrocuted. Now I know what u thinking: "but smash! I'm not a cocky asshole! I'm a sweet girl! Even if a creepy dude says I'm pretty, I still reply with 'awww thank you, you're sweet.'" And that's a very sweet reply. But the beauty of "I know ☺️" is that u change the tone of the conversation (actually, u end one that u didn't ask to start!) - you're expressing that his validation is not necessary - u don't need to be validated by random men - you're aware of your worth - u woke - u special - u smart - u very smart - u KNOW YOURSELF. U feel me? Just try it once. "I know ☺️." Aight? Bless up 😍😂😂😂 (Credit my dear lil homegirl who fortuitously called me after I had writer's block a few days ago while her son, her cat AND her new doggo from the shelter were all simultaneously wilding out to give me ideas to write about - bless you mama - sorry to add another distraction! 😍❤️😂)
                
            

            
            
Ladies do me a favor. Just one. Next time a man who's a complete (and unwelcome) stranger walk up and say that u beautiful, say "I know ☺...