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Ugly, Tree, and Down: Falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.
Ugly, Tree, and Down: Falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

Falling out of the ugly tree and hitting every branch on the way down.

7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY
7-Eleven, A Dream, and Basketball: 221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.


Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation
A girl a dream  a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)



this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

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Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too OUnwatch3 Star 70 Fork 3 > Code ①Issues 2 n Pull requests o 뻔Projects 0 EE}Wiki lliinsights *Settings Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard Manage topics Edit ⓡ 32 commits 1 branch 1 release 1 contributor GPL-3.0 Branch: master ▼ New pull request Create new fileUpload filesFind file Clone or download Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago 20 days ago 9 days ago 15 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago 16 days ago lorcalhost Added video guide LICENSE E README.md Initial commit Added video guide Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error Text enhancement Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release christmasSpiritBreaker.py 目config.py 自messengerCSB.py smsCSB.py [-] whatsappCSB.ру 目目README.md Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too) "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered." Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder What you will gain: e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true friend) Magic [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE Facebook Messenger: This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.
Bad, Bad Boys, and Christmas: lorcalhost/ ChristmasSpiritBreaker-andNewYears Too
 OUnwatch3
 Star 70
 Fork 3
 > Code
 ①Issues 2
 n Pull requests o
 뻔Projects 0
 EE}Wiki
 lliinsights
 *Settings
 Python script which automatically sends Christmas/New Year's messages from a custom messages list on Whatsapp, Facebook
 Messenger or via SMS in a given time range, to a custom contacts list. Time to work smart, not hard
 Manage topics
 Edit
 ⓡ 32 commits
 1 branch
 1 release
 1 contributor
 GPL-3.0
 Branch: master ▼
 New pull request
 Create new fileUpload filesFind file
 Clone or download
 Latest commit e3732de 9 days ago
 20 days ago
 9 days ago
 15 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 16 days ago
 lorcalhost Added video guide
 LICENSE
 E README.md
 Initial commit
 Added video guide
 Fixed sys.argv[1] out of range error
 Text enhancement
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 Fixed few mistakes here and there, ready for v1.0 release
 christmasSpiritBreaker.py
 目config.py
 自messengerCSB.py
 smsCSB.py
 [-] whatsappCSB.ру
 目目README.md
 Christmas Spirit Breaker (and New Years Too)
 "Are you tired of having to manually write and send christmas texts to everyone on christmas to mantain a good relationship with them? Do
 you want to be the annoying person who is the first one to send "Happy new year" messages to everyone on your contact list exactly at
 midnight? Do you want to be a bad boy this christmas season? I got you covered."
 Strongly inspired by my other project RomanceBreaker, introducing Christmas Spirit Breaker, a python script which
 automatically sends a custom christmas/new year's greeting message, from a custom messages list, to your selected contacts
 you want to mantain good relationships with, at given time range on Facebook Messenger, WhatsApp or via SMS. Time to be
 bad boys this christmas. Work smarter, not Harder
 What you will gain:
 e More time spent with the new body pillow you just received for christmas
 e More time spent stealing new year's champagne from people who are busy texting their friends
 Mantain those relationships with friends (if you don't send greetings on such events they will know you are not a true
 friend)
 Magic
 [NEW] YOU CAN FIND THE VIDEO INSTALLATION GUIDE HERE
 Facebook Messenger:
This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

This New Years steal more of that champagne while your friends are texting, be a real programmer.

Memes, Bible, and Help: LAD BIBLE 'Yes I am the assistant to the branch manager, may I help you?' 🐶 @goldies.archieandloki
Memes, Bible, and Help: LAD
 BIBLE
'Yes I am the assistant to the branch manager, may I help you?' 🐶 @goldies.archieandloki

'Yes I am the assistant to the branch manager, may I help you?' 🐶 @goldies.archieandloki

Amazon, Bad, and Fire: wereralph y'all out here reblogging this like it's a joke but come December if we all banded together and didn't go to work, aint none of these big companies gonna be able to make quota and what the fuck can they do, fire like 10,000 people nation- wide and hope they can train enough people in on day to tip the scale back? fuck no, they're gonna have to eat that loss, and even if its only one day, that's gonna set millions of amazon orders back. its gonna fuck walmart's whole thing sam walton can suck a cock. these companies aint got no yall still think its a joke. and honestly if y'all want a fucking pay raise that bad put up or go home and show they asses that they aint nothing but a name without bottom-level workers like us for like 3 days and something is gonna have to give december 20th 2018 is gonna be national fuck work day socalledunitedstates: Don’t do this General strikes are a big deal. They need organization, mass support, an agreed-upon list of demands, related demonstrations, etc. It’s not as easy as 10k people across the country at multiple different jobs not showing up - despite what you think, that will be seen as 10k independent occurrences and will result in several thousand firings for no call/no shows with no other notice paid. Even if this wildcat general strike gets enough traction to be seen as an actual threat (which is unlikely as just a viral tumblr post), the government will simply respond with arrests and brutality as they have in the past, and no part of this post prepares people for that Instead, participate in the Earth Strike on January 15th to demand corporate and government action against climate change And don’t just decide to do it on your own - talk to your coworkers, get in touch with local unions and your IWW branch, talk to local chapters of climate activism groups like Rising Tide, 350.org, and Transition Towns to organize concurrent demonstrations and actions, and spread the word as much as you can so we can get some steam behind this in the 2 months we have to prepare “Fuck Work Day” would probably just make things worse while scaring people off from participating in the real coordinated action less than a month later Please signal boost this post!
Amazon, Bad, and Fire: wereralph
 y'all out here reblogging this like it's a joke but come December if we all banded
 together and didn't go to work, aint none of these big companies gonna be able
 to make quota and what the fuck can they do, fire like 10,000 people nation-
 wide and hope they can train enough people in on day to tip the scale back?
 fuck no, they're gonna have to eat that loss, and even if its only one day, that's
 gonna set millions of amazon orders back. its gonna fuck walmart's whole thing
 sam walton can suck a cock. these companies aint got no
 yall still think its a joke. and honestly if y'all want a fucking pay raise that bad
 put up or go home and show they asses that they aint nothing but a name
 without bottom-level workers like us for like 3 days and something is gonna
 have to give
 december 20th 2018 is gonna be national fuck work
 day
socalledunitedstates:
Don’t do this
General strikes are a big deal. They need organization, mass support, an agreed-upon list of demands, related demonstrations, etc. It’s not as easy as 10k people across the country at multiple different jobs not showing up - despite what you think, that will be seen as 10k independent occurrences and will result in several thousand firings for no call/no shows with no other notice paid. Even if this wildcat general strike gets enough traction to be seen as an actual threat (which is unlikely as just a viral tumblr post), the government will simply respond with arrests and brutality as they have in the past, and no part of this post prepares people for that
Instead, participate in the Earth Strike on January 15th to demand corporate and government action against climate change
And don’t just decide to do it on your own - talk to your coworkers, get in touch with local unions and your IWW branch, talk to local chapters of climate activism groups like Rising Tide, 350.org, and Transition Towns to organize concurrent demonstrations and actions, and spread the word as much as you can so we can get some steam behind this in the 2 months we have to prepare
“Fuck Work Day” would probably just make things worse while scaring people off from participating in the real coordinated action less than a month later

Please signal boost this post!

socalledunitedstates: Don’t do this General strikes are a big deal. They need organization, mass support, an agreed-upon list of demands, re...