🔥 25+ Best Memes About Breath

Alive, Tumblr, and Wine: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie awesomacious: They really did have us in the first half

awesomacious: They really did have us in the first half

Dank, Bible, and Ocean: STORYTRENDER LAD BIBLE This freediver carried a heavy rock along the ocean floor without taking a single breath 😲👏

This freediver carried a heavy rock along the ocean floor without taking a single breath 😲👏

Dank, The Incredible, and 🤖: This womanis about to take her first breath after alung transplant UNILAD The incredible moment this woman took her first breathe after a successful lung transplant ❤️️🙌

The incredible moment this woman took her first breathe after a successful lung transplant ❤️️🙌

9gag, Memes, and 🤖: You're the reas on I can't breath e Cheesy but clever Valentine’s Day cards. - valentine valentinesday 9gag

Cheesy but clever Valentine’s Day cards. - valentine valentinesday 9gag

Pool, Proud, and Boy: Me and my younger brother started a breath holding pool contest.He's there for like 6 hours now. So proud of my boy.

Pool, Proud, and Boy: Me and my younger brother started a breath holding pool contest.He's there for like 6 hours now. So proud of my boy Oof

Oof

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamaed outrage, actually, little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to what it is My daughter make him feel right at home. Lucy, my own flesh and blood, Not now, not ever. is bringing home this... I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this. Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built wirh his this.. black man in less By Harald Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in own two hands while the coffee table is covered my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black with old magazines and I don't even have a cup man into this house until I've cleaned it up a of tea to offer the young fellow. They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie House rules

House rules

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie They really did have us in the first half

They really did have us in the first half

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

They really did have us in the first half via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2tkb1kY

Alive, Wine, and Black: I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment This is unbelievable. A goddamned outrage, actually, is what it is. My daughter Lucy, my own flesh and blood, is bringing home this … this black man in less little, maybe picked up a good bottle of wine, and made damn sure I have everything I need to make him feel right at home Not now, t I'm just glad her grandfather isn't alive to see this, Imagine, his sweet little Lucy, arm-in-arm with a black man, traipsing right through the front door of the house that he built with his own two hands while the coffee table is covered with old magazines and I don't even have a cup of tea to offer the young fellow. △ -| By Nareld Toemey than an hour. "Marlon" something or other, she tells me. Marlon! Well, I won't stand for it. As long as I have breath in my body, no daughter of mine will bring a black man into this house until I've cleaned it up a They had us in the firsthalf, not gonna lie Bet you got triggered too

Bet you got triggered too

Love, Earth, and Will: And I will love you until I take my last breath on this earth

Been, Arc, and Ima: no mater hou Ima it's been. thire are sfsl ire arC S an it aus harder breath

Running, Faces-In-Things, and Been: Been running all day had to stop and catch a breath https://t.co/dZJi5GN37T

Been running all day had to stop and catch a breath https://t.co/dZJi5GN37T

Machu Picchu, Cos, and City: David Hughes @david8hughes first day as Machu Picchu guide] Tourist: why did they build a city so high up? Me [hands on knees, out of breath]: cos they were assholes Assholes

Assholes

Bitch, Fucking, and God: SO IF LUMBERJACKS SAY TIMBER" AND GOLFER'S SAY "IFOUR" AND WELDERS SAY "WATCH YOUR EYE'S" ..WHAT DO MECHANICS SAV? 9 Comments Chris Truckin Varner God damn stupid fucking son of a bitch fuck the stupid son of a bitch that designed this shit probably fucks his own mom (takes breath) great, lost my fucking piece of shit 10mm fuck my life with a stolen dick... Just now Like Reply Who hurt you Chris?

Who hurt you Chris?

Ass, Chocolate, and Happiness: Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm [inside Willy Wonka's chocolate factory] Willy: Everything you see in this room is edible Me: Everything??? (lookin at Willy's phat ass) Willy: (under his breath) everything cursed so i had to share

cursed so i had to share

Pool, Proud, and Boy: Me and my younger brother started a breath holding pool contest.He's there for like 6 hours now. So proud of my boy. go on son you got this

go on son you got this

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because l don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion 570,884 notes Alright, who’s cutting onions in here?

Alright, who’s cutting onions in here?

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion Dad, I choose you!

Dad, I choose you!

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion Dad, I choose you!

Dad, I choose you!

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry. acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion 570,884 notes Wholesome tears

Wholesome tears

Dad, Love, and Money: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry. Love you, Dad

Love you, Dad

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry. acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion 570,884 notes Wholesome tears via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2D3PUaZ

Wholesome tears via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2D3PUaZ

Dad, Money, and Shit: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry. acidicgumdrops well shit now u made me cry Source: hanthelion 570,884 notes Wholesome tears

Wholesome tears

Dad, Love, and Money: hanthelion I asked my dad if I have ever made him cry in front of me before, because I don't remember ever seeing him cry. He said, "Once." He told me that when I was 3 years old, he laid out a pen, a dollar, and a toy of some sort in front of me. He wanted to see which one I would pick. I think that a lot of Chinese people do that... It represents what you'll value most when you grow up. Like the pen is intelligence, money, is well, money, and the toy is fun. He was just doing it out of curiosity and boredom. It was interesting for him to see which one l'd pick anyway. He said that I just sat there and stared at the items. He sat across from me and waited patiently. According to him, I crawled towards them, he held his breath, and I pushed everything aside and went right into his arms. He didn't realize that he was one of the choices. And that was the first, and the only time I made him cry. Love you, Dad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2D9oa4z

Love you, Dad via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2D9oa4z

Children, Love, and Dress: "If you don't love her, leave her. If you can't picture her in a white dress walking down the aisle towards you, leave her. If you aren't able to see her as the woman who will raise your children, leave her. If you don't like the way she looks first thing in the morning, leave her. If her laugh doesn't warm you up inside, leave her. If her smile doesn't take your breath away, leave her. If her love for the sky bores you, leave her.If she in general doesn't fascinate you, leave her because someone out in the world is searching for this extraordinary girl who you believe is just ordinary." E.M.S. (She's far from ordinary)

Time, Water, and Atmosphere: breath in ATMOSPHERE Amphibians emerge from the water for the first time (400,000,000BC)

Amphibians emerge from the water for the first time (400,000,000BC)

Relatable, Old, and Powerful: JOAN OF ART @umcornell nobody 12 year old me: thisoneisfortheboyswiththeboomingsys temtopdownacwiththecoolingsystemvw henhecomeupintheclubhebeblazinupg otstacksondecklikehesavinupandheillhe realhemightgotadealhepopbottlesandh egottherightkindofbillhecoldhedopehe mightsellcokehealwaysintheairbuthene verflyco if you can do the whole song in one breath you're the most powerful person out there (via: @umcornell)

if you can do the whole song in one breath you're the most powerful person out there (via: @umcornell)

Alive, Energy, and Home: Marf @MarfSalvador being buried alive] murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly 9/27/17, 8:56 AM ((Michael) @Home_Halfway *Woman throws a drink in my face butl swallow it all perfectly* Das Skoogeth @Skoogeth [being boiled alive in a witch's soup] witch (smacking me with her broom): stop *smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack potatoes *smacksmacksmack* all of these have the same energy What is going on?

What is going on?

Wholesome, Deep, and Source: kevdadddy k-aiyote Friendly reminder to check you're not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better. Source: cwote 118,268 notes Wholesome reminder to relax a little!

Wholesome reminder to relax a little!

Funny, Lmao, and Tag Someone: When she fine but her breath stank Tag someone with smelly breath lmao

Tag someone with smelly breath lmao

God, Life, and Memes: Life is a Miracle and every Breath we take is a Gift from God. Amen! <3

<3

Memes, The Worst, and Time: Skoog @Skoogeth you ever say to yourself "this is the worst shape i've ever been in" and then a month goes by and your like "no. this. this is the worst shape i've ever been in" and then a month goes by and Just said this to myself as I got out of breath walking to the fridge for the 13th time today.

Just said this to myself as I got out of breath walking to the fridge for the 13th time today.

Comfortable, Dogs, and Family: lochnessmonsterofficial: Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don't mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he's a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn't figure out why until last night I'm a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn't do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back. So I'm thinking, "What's the point of that? It can't be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That's a weird thing." So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it. Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god. Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought "that kid is gonna die" and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night. Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal Wholesome Dog

Wholesome Dog

Life, Memes, and Lost: 45 Turn to Allah before you return to Allah You are not lost if you know your way back... As long as you draw breath, you have an opportunity to fix your life... fix your relationship with your Creator... remember that your sin is not greater than the Mercy of Allah... and Allah loves those who turn to Him... Between you and Him... Ask Him... confess to Him.. Turn to Him... don't delay... dont procastinate... Turn to Allah before you return to Allah...

You are not lost if you know your way back... As long as you draw breath, you have an opportunity to fix your life... fix your relationship ...

Girl Memes, Don, and Stomach: Me sucking in my stomach while we're spooning vs. exhaling after he moves his hand Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Please don’t put your hand on my stomach. I will hold my breath until I die.

Crazy, Lean, and Lol: Feb z0- Mar 20 Ap You can consult the stans but le, thyre not The man on your street comer wearing a The theơabpeople anne plastic sign that reads"THE END IS NIGH" rea Mar 21 - Apr 19 going tohelp you when snt a crazy person, he's a trendsetter LOL dafuk Gemini Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 23 May 21- Jun 20 Ap The Don't. Trust. tibra. They're plotting against The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows you with every breath. if they invite you will fly There's not much time left anywhere, bring something sturdy with which to defend yourselt Libra Sept 24-Oct 23 Virgo Aug 24- Sept 23 Do you ever just lean back, reflect long and You know, Gemini's been looking a lttle hard on all the knowledge you've been down lately, Do something nice for them afforded in yourlife and think,"Man. Thos throw a party But make it a surprise Blues Brothers had it right! What the hell ?

What the hell ?

Bae, Bruh, and Community: der-schwartzenmann: bae-in-maine: kumasenpai: fitasianwomen: natgeotravel: Ha'a Keaulana, daughter of Brian Keaulana and the grand daughter of legendary Buffalo Keaulana carries a 50 pound boulder while running across the sea floor to train for surfing. Her father teaches surfers that they should train for a four wave hold down in case of a wipeout in big surf. At 13 second intervals between waves, that means about a minute of being held down. It is one thing to hold your breath in a swimming pool for a minute and it something completely different to swim down 30 feet, pick up a huge rock and then run as hard as you can for a minute. Thanks to her lineage, community and training, Ha’a is a true water woman from Makaha. Hawaiians have saltwater running through their veins and epitomize what it means to be connected to the sea. Photograph by @paulnicklen. Bruh She isn’t just running with a 50 pound rock, but she has three dudes acting as a drag! That is just…wow. holy hot damn! Mera… queen of atlantis

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Crazy, Lean, and Lol: Feb z0- Mar 20 Ap You can consult the stans but le, thyre not The man on your street comer wearing a The theơabpeople anne plastic sign that reads"THE END IS NIGH" rea Mar 21 - Apr 19 going tohelp you when snt a crazy person, he's a trendsetter LOL dafuk Gemini Cancer Jun 21 - Jul 23 May 21- Jun 20 Ap The Don't. Trust. tibra. They're plotting against The sun will rise tomorrow and the crows you with every breath. if they invite you will fly There's not much time left anywhere, bring something sturdy with which to defend yourselt Libra Sept 24-Oct 23 Virgo Aug 24- Sept 23 Do you ever just lean back, reflect long and You know, Gemini's been looking a lttle hard on all the knowledge you've been down lately, Do something nice for them afforded in yourlife and think,"Man. Thos throw a party But make it a surprise Blues Brothers had it right! What the hell ?

What the hell ?

Funny, Good, and Time: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep

Talking to someone in their sleep

Funny, Good, and Time: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep

Talking to someone in their sleep

Funny, Good, and Http: r/AskReddit 10h People who have been in a coma, what was your perception of time while in it? 5487 comments 4780 3h 654 02 I was in a coma for a week after surgery. To me it was instant. The odd part. My mom talked to me while I was in the coma and I remember the things she said. She talked about raising me, the funny things I did, etc. When my mom passed away in 2007, she fell asleep first. We knew she wouldn't wake up again. So talked to her about how amazing she was as a mom. Italked for hours until she took her last breath hope she heard me. I wasn't always a good son. 3h 126 You really about to make me cry right now? How dare youu 2h 50 All aboard the feels train . 1h 15 choo choo x( Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ

Talking to someone in their sleep via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2ATnqQQ

Bae, Bruh, and Community: der-schwartzenmann: bae-in-maine: kumasenpai: fitasianwomen: natgeotravel: Ha'a Keaulana, daughter of Brian Keaulana and the grand daughter of legendary Buffalo Keaulana carries a 50 pound boulder while running across the sea floor to train for surfing. Her father teaches surfers that they should train for a four wave hold down in case of a wipeout in big surf. At 13 second intervals between waves, that means about a minute of being held down. It is one thing to hold your breath in a swimming pool for a minute and it something completely different to swim down 30 feet, pick up a huge rock and then run as hard as you can for a minute. Thanks to her lineage, community and training, Ha’a is a true water woman from Makaha. Hawaiians have saltwater running through their veins and epitomize what it means to be connected to the sea. Photograph by @paulnicklen. Bruh She isn’t just running with a 50 pound rock, but she has three dudes acting as a drag! That is just…wow. holy hot damn! Mera… queen of atlantis

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Funny, Lol, and Meme: Me: dispatch I need a subject check Dispatch: go ahead Me: ok it's gonna be common spelling... (deep breath) 1997 @sullytx "Can you repeat that just one more time" CopHumor CopHumorLife Humor Funny Comedy Lol Police PoliceOfficer Cop Cops ThinBlueLine LawEnforcementOfficer Work Dispatch Dispatcher NightShift Meme @sullytx

"Can you repeat that just one more time" CopHumor CopHumorLife Humor Funny Comedy Lol Police PoliceOfficer Cop Cops ThinBlueLine LawEnforcem...

How To, How, and They: I'd drown my sorrows if I could, but i thinlk they learn how to breath underwater.

Fresh, Girls, and Social Media: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Hailey Bieber ls A Breath Of Fresh Air Hailey Bieber Is A Breath Of Fresh Air The young model talks partnering with Bareminerals, the ups and downs of social media, and being more thoughifiul. "I think a lot of girls struggle with feeling like they can't bring something to the table..." 👉 Link in bio.

"I think a lot of girls struggle with feeling like they can't bring something to the table..." 👉 Link in bio.

Ice Cream, Cream, and Ice: W Kamal Kaur W @kamz26 My son threatened to hold his breath until I gave him ice cream. He's now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don't negotiate with terrorists. Gotta stand for your values

Gotta stand for your values

Bad, Memes, and Shit: When the work coffee doesn't do shit for you but give you a bad breath & trips to the bathroom eganz When your Pre too damn strong 😒

When your Pre too damn strong 😒

Facts, Fuck You, and Fuck: 10 FUN FACTS 1. You can't see your ears without a mirror. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through nose, with your tongue out. 4. You just tried No.3 6. When you did No.3 you realised that it is possible, only you look like a dog 7. You are smiling right now, because you were fooled. 8. You skipped No.5. 9. You just checked to see if there is No. 5 10. I'm able to mind fuck you like this because l'm smart. 11. Read my caption if you want to be smart. Follow @jerrynews

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Bad, Bruh, and Cute: Friday H:28 PM Itsa Motch! Hey what's up Just chilling. Waiting for the Obenauf's to kick in. Obenauf that's going to get you all soft and moist though That's the plan! You may should use extra I mean I have pretty big feet Yeah I might stretch you a little bit We may have to be careful not to rip you at all Will I need a trip to the cobbler if I meet you? Well I don't know what size you are but you may just have to I may knock the sole out TBH I probably need a good resoling already anyway That's okay broke in just means there is experience I'm high asf and not sure how I got to this point I mean seriously bruh, you're hitting on a pair of boots Man there are some kibler elves on my bed that are pole dancing so trying to fuck some boots ain't on me Bath salts or meth? Calm down shrooms Ooooh. Keeping it organic. Pretty sure there gmo But still carbon based Oh shit. The boots passed chemistry Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not smart True true I'm not sure what's real right now I'm so glad I could be part of this experience with you. I'm real, Ryan. So very real. Lol then why you posing as boots or are you actual talking boots Whatever you want to be the truth That's gunna fuck me up Would you rather be talking to boots or a person pretending to be boots? What's your truth, Ryan? I have no idea anymore which is more terrifying How about a human/boot hybrid Oh god bad trip now Take a deep breath and imagine sliding your feet into me Let's not go down that road again I thought that was what you wanted Sent A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

A dude on shrooms tryna get with old boots

breath

breath

Were Done

Nudge Nudge

Undere

Deep Breaths

You Thought

Buy

Greates

Breathe

Takes A Deep Breath

Deep Breath

Take A Deep Breath

Thats So True

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