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Beer, Bless Up, and Bruh: Looks like you made a friend lil guy! @Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears ๐Ÿ‘‚. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok ๐Ÿ‘ถ. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots ๐Ÿ˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Beer, Bless Up, and Bruh: Looks like you made a friend lil guy!
 @Drsmashlove
Say Bruh shout to the pretty lil Irish girl on the stairmaster next to me right now sweating like a pregnant woman at a buffet on a hot summer night - homegirl ain't dumping no buckets of normal sweat Bruh this girl right here dumping an ENTIRE keg of beer out of her sweat glands - like...baby girl - real talk - I got one question - how many beers did u drink last night? Like six? Or sixteen? Because u got the face of a noble Irish lass from the countryside of Dublin whose father, William FitzWilliam of Williamsburg, owns a modest potato farm. Like real talk I fucks with your pretty blue eyes, petite stature and determined glare, climbing these steps like u trying to erase the memory of downing enuf beers to make four college linebackers drunk but how u let your sweat glands on a Saturday morning smell like a German Brewhaus? U all of 108 pounds but u sweating like a 54 year old male from Bavaria named Hans who got grey hair on his knuckles, and coming out of his ears ๐Ÿ‘‚. Now look baby girl u gonna hit that shower and scrub up with some of that Tom's of Maine Relaxing Lavender soap and u gon hit the reset button on this entire episode but I know the truth, cute south side Irish girl: and that truth is that u could win a beer drinking contest against any two (2) men in this city. Go head Colleen. I ain't mad at u. Matter fact Colleen let's have chirren. Let's develop a super breed of mixed humans that's athletic, attractive, and have a total resistance to alcoholic beverages. I feel like this would be an asset in an apocalypse when zombies are taking over, like the kids could drink an entire gallon of Jameson to cleanse the zombie virus and still be ok. Tipsy, but ok ๐Ÿ‘ถ. Let's do this Colleen. Marriage on a grass covered cliff in your home country. There will be beer there. Lots ๐Ÿ˜. Bless up! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Memes, Curtains, and Look Into My Eyes: Cat noses are so cute When the days are cold And the cards all fold And the saints we see Are all made of gold When your dreams all fail And the ones we hail Are the worst of all And the blood's run stale I wanna hide the truth I wanna shelter you But with the beast inside There's nowhere we can hide No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide At the curtain's call It's the last of all When the lights fade out All the sinners crawl So they dug your grave And the masquerade Will come calling out At the mess you made Don't wanna let you down But I am hell bound Though this is all for you Don't wanna hide the truth No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide They say it's what you make I say it's up to fate It's woven in my soul I need to let you go Your eyes, they shine so bright I wanna save that light I can't escape this now Unless you show me how When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide
Memes, Curtains, and Look Into My Eyes: Cat noses are so cute
When the days are cold And the cards all fold And the saints we see Are all made of gold When your dreams all fail And the ones we hail Are the worst of all And the blood's run stale I wanna hide the truth I wanna shelter you But with the beast inside There's nowhere we can hide No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide At the curtain's call It's the last of all When the lights fade out All the sinners crawl So they dug your grave And the masquerade Will come calling out At the mess you made Don't wanna let you down But I am hell bound Though this is all for you Don't wanna hide the truth No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide They say it's what you make I say it's up to fate It's woven in my soul I need to let you go Your eyes, they shine so bright I wanna save that light I can't escape this now Unless you show me how When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide Don't get too close It's dark inside It's where my demons hide It's where my demons hide

When the days are cold And the cards all fold And the saints we see Are all made of gold When your dreams all fail And the ones we hail Are ...